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Lmfao rotf I have seen this on almost all sites I visited today. U go fear boobs the lectures ran for their dear loves..@ op i. Am still wondering exactly how the authority gave heading to the expulsion letters..."you are hereby expelled for not wearing bra" lool it had better be a lie!!!!

WoodcrestMayor:
OP,which 3 weeks to exam are u talking about?
The CU I knw,like all private unis resume new session sept/oct and they write 1st semester exams after shiloh break i.e. January.

So the 3weeks to exam tinn in your news makes it incredible.

Thank u ooo...for some time I was actually wondering if i read the right thing.@o.p get your facts straight...first semester is usually longer and lasts for about four months at least!!!!

T.B Joshua has to see this!!

My dear you still have not said anything. If your fiance asked you to stop a friendship he must have given valid reasons which you did not state. If he did not give any tangible reason then what you really need to think about is your relationship with a fiance who does not appreciate your friends. End of discussion.

Hehehe what is really happening with this church collapse/ burning thing...I hope it is not true anyway

I got the bonus too, but why did MTN make the validity date so short?? No qualms sha #team.android

This op is funny ooo. Maybe we should start from here, if a lady is pregnant it is either she keeps the foetus or terminates it. Since her mind is made up not to terminate the life of her foetus, the second option is crystal clear. Abi Wetin u want make we talk again, biko remember the time when the tin dey sweet u nah Abi u call me say make I cum watch..and congrats

Donfamous: My opinion.
1. U are a snail: for a girl to meet u in a buka, order food with all orishirish, after u've started eating and still finish before u.haba!
2. Are u the fat guy in the pix, if yes who snapped u? Did u collect the pix thru Bluetooth or email, from the oluya(photographer)?
3: how will a girl that doesn't know u, order food in ur account finish it and will still be taking a nap under a tree, we be mugu?
4: as old as u are u no get wife, u dey chop for buka this early mormor. U need cane. Well thnx for ur lies Mr troll

Gbam!!!! You are sooooooo on point!!

If we must neglect the fact that America as a whole is so much into the habit of making themselves lords and killing the sovereignty of a nation, we should not also forget that our leaders will stop at nothing and that includes selling the entire nation into slavery to amass their wealth. Whether we like it or yes, something is obviously fishy. Why will a national identity carry the symbol of another country's organisation? We gotta be wise..this is Nigeria dealing with America!!!

kevoh: Air transport is actually the safest, fastest and stress free means of transport.

excuse me, do you mean in Nigeria 'cos i'm nt sure i understand the 'safest' part

I used to av a fwend who tells me bout how small her bf's d**k is, i knw everyfìn böut dia bedroom including his best style.lol.
I jst feel everyfin suld b done in moderation, there suld b a limit

O.M.G i scored 40 and itz a perfect description of me #taurean

Nonso23: THIS ACT OF BRUTALITY IS KNOWN AS YERIMALIZATION SMH, LATER SOME FOOL WILL COME HERE RANTING ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF CHILD MARRIAGE...

in fact such people are meant to be sent to the hospital for serious mental examination..pathetic

plaindealer: [img]http://2.bp..com/-5BXiIUGatnI/Th_U6KMQTFI/AAAAAAAAEm0/ur0M3cvHHug/s400/eko%2Bo%2Bno%2Bbaje.jpg[/img]

o baje ti...kudos

uj_sizzle: So we all are guilty of telling 'white' lies once in a while. The reasons could vary from wanting to save our relationships, ease a hectic situation, buy us time or well...just for the sake of lying
Some think little lies or just ommission of the truth makes the world a better place...religionists may beg to differ though
Here's my list of famous lies, you feel free to add yours too(preferably those you're guilty of )

I lost my phone n my contacts along with it(ok that beats saying he ain't important enough to be called )

She's just a friend.

I'm on my period (Ladies!!!)

I'll never hurt you (you be Jesus)

It wasn’t me!(Because some things just aren’t worth taking credit for)

Oh, yeah, that makes sense.(Because option B involves admitting that I am clueless )

I love you too

Sorry i didn't answer,my phone was on vibrate

I’m 21, 6’5, with a muscular build(nairaland dudes)

Don't be silly, you're not in the slightest bit fat

Your the most beautiful girl in the world (Really? You've seen 'em all )

I've never even thought about him in that way.....hehe ladies

lolz

Bmart: 10 common Habits that Damage the kidney*
•Not Emptying your bladder early
•Not drinking enough water
•taking too much salt
•Not treating common infections quickly and properly
•Eating too much meat
•Not eating enough
•Painkiller abuse
•Missing your drugs
•Drinking alcohol
•Not resting enough

av bin diagnosd of malrotated ectopic kidneys in d pelvis wit distorted ureter and am so confusd is anyone familiar with dis