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lala and snake be like 5&6

I just dey imagine say one guy dey bang am and the yansh bomb come explode when the guy dey give am doggy style.....

I knew is gonna be men from BeerFraud...I dey imagine how the Biafra go be if dem later approve their request to leave Nigeria for us...I think hard drugs will be their major source of Income(GDP)....

BREAKING NEWS :
Buhari Hands Over Power to Osinbajo.

It has been confirmed by CNN tonight on focus Africa that the President of the federal republic of Nigeria Muhammadu Buhari has handed over power to his Vice, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo at the early hours of today in London where the President is currently resting.
This decision came after a close door meeting held by the cabals and chieftains of the APC.

According to the media adviser to Buhari, Mr. Femi Adesina, President Buhari handed over his 50,000mAh power bank to Osinbajo to enable him charge his phone whose battery is down as a result of lack of electricity in Nigeria!

Thanks for reading.... Bye. I de my house, come beat me!!!

[quote author=Dom2020 post=54181936][/quote]R.I.P English Language

Don jazzy always pulling publicity stunts with that hin big head..so he is more known than wizkid in africa or rick Ross around the world...#Fake.....anyways





5Alive is now 500Naira
So 100Naira for each life!
Issoryt.....

gud4dbest:

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did I particularly mention church in my comment?if u do acknowledge the law of properity as u claim u would know it respect no man no matter ur religion. Those giving tithe are they giving it with the right attitude?

right attitude! you mean they should also attached some food stuffs to the tithe so as to feed the god of men? the Westerners invested in technology but they give religion to Africans to make them stagnant, and make Africa the dumping ground for their finished goods..have you asked yourself why 80% of world richest pastors are from Africa? Pls read Dis Ezekiel 34:1-16 n let us know if you have heard any of this Daddy g.o preach it before... #peace

gud4dbest:

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what is this one saying?how many of those living under poverty level obeying the law of prosperity...and u are here spewing nonsense.WHAT U SOW AND HOW U SOW DETERMINE THE RESULT.

chai! ur case don pass be careful..ur mumu is divine.. tell me, how many billionaires obey the law of prosperity? stop applying religion to everything.. most billionaires are from China,a Buddhist nation, they don't pay tithe to pastors but they are productive and wealthy.. our dangote,otedola,Linda ikeji,wizkid e.t.c don't pay yet they are successful.. stop enriching pastors,give your tithe to your mother or the less privilege, n give ur offering to church

Trapnews:
I hope he is prepared for the repercussion of his uncensored utterances against the man of God

you mean god of the gullible men...living like a king while the mumu member wallow in abject poverty, flooding our street with church ventures and telling you the gullible ones that God ordered him to collect your money as tithe....Bleep all Nigeria Pentecostal scammers in suit

scammers in suit...using word of God as format for there mumu member...I know some gullible minds will come to defend there daddy yo on this....Bleep all Pentecostal yahoo pastors.. with all the money they make fro. their investment (Private university) they don't pay tax to the Government.. even Jesus support the payment of tax to the Government (Give what belongs to Ceasar to ceaser )

*Barcelona* may need this line up in the 2nd leg to qualify
Spiderman
Merlin Hon-kong Thor
Harry-Potter

Xavier Bat-Man Superman

Jet-Li Jackie Chan
Donnie Yen

Subs: Antman, Hulk, Sharukh Khan, Green Lantern,Captain-Planet and Ong-bak

jamalnation:
Click like if you dont understand
share if you understand

English language is your problem.. it means Chelsea has no history in football

Papikush:
Nigeria cannot be better with idiots like freeze running around.

A church brought up a youth empowerment program to help the youths get handy but here he is criticizing like there has been anything he had done for his society.

If you don't have the money then ignore such programs and keep wallowing in ignorance and stupidity. Only idiots will support this fool.

skills acquisition programme organizing by a church like rccg at that rate,when most small business entrepreneurs do it for free..even one can learn those stuffs online, by following the procedure on YouTube..it is a church programme,so it should not be up to that price...church should give back to the society... think....

Christane:
I dnt belive someone can take someone star dat z a total lie ..cus ur star determine how great u re going to be nd dat wil lead to d fulfilment of ur destiny ..nd z said destiny can only be delayed bt neva denied ...if a poor man z destined to be great no matter wat z gonna be great ...
FACT-ur star can nt be taken it can only be cover nd dat wil lead to d delay of ur destiny ...some stars shine brighter dan the other dat y dy re poor,average, rich and super rich people on earth ...

pls try Bleep Hausa big man,u will know destiny cannot only be delayed but destroyed...... fear them...it happens mostly in northern Nigeria... if Hausa man give you 500,000 his taking 10,000 from you spiritually.. be wise

BREAKING NEWS

We have just received reports of first rape case of Valentine's day . A young proud girl known as BARCELONA travelled to the city of love for valentine and was brutally raped by strong guys popularly known as D.D.C (Di maria, Draxler nd Cavani)

I just can't believe messi and Suarez turn magician today,they were invincible throughout the match...or them go for for Valentine with their babes before match bi?

Breaking News:

Prophet Joseph Ebun of Light of the Living Word Church in Lagos has awoken two people from the mortuary at Teaching Hospital Ikeja today. The two are john Amenyo 32 years old and Gabriel Opara 29 years of age. The two are guards at the said hospital and he woke them up after finding them sleeping on duty... Standby for more news .
Good night

God of men...yahoo men(Words of God is the format and the mumu members are the maga) after they hit,they will fly in jet n live lavish lifestyle while the mumu member that keeps dropping his/her last card will sleep with empty belly... I love this Job

SamCeci:
Illuminati ti take over!

What is the essence of the wealth you have when your Soul has already booked a table in Hell Fire?

In Tope Alabi's voice:
Ka rira lorun lo ja ju....
Ko ye ka f'aye yi s'arimo......

you dumb I swear! how u take know say she don sell her soul to devil? mumu

Atmmachine:

Who is her stylist ??

What do you want her to wear ?? Agbada and baseball hat ??

Do you even know what she wore ?? It's a Gucci dress shirt

Stop crying like a rat on mensuration




Always looking skanky ??

I would rather have millions of naira like Tiwa Savage and look skanky than to look healthy like you and still live with my parents at the age of 55

You're a loser

Why don't you eat your Amala and Ewedu in peace and stop dancing like a drunk elephant



Kids
This is the reason why you shouldn't do drugs

What has she been making ?? Cold songs ??

What awards do you win for being nominated for Grammies ??

She wears heavy makeup ?? Really ??

Don't you smear your goat face with heavy makeup ?? And also you have fake hair, you don't have opinion

This just showed how kids can be brave and entertaining on the internet

guy why? see as u murder them all....lwkm

darknetcom:
its goverments fault because of maintenance...

why dont you blame the whiteys for not giving reasons to not use the kaduna airport??..

i dont care sef...

all whites should stay away from africa...

and can your people stay away from there land too? people like you are the that grab Iranian visa without second thought

rafabenitez:
And these are the same fools whom some of you here will tell me to pray for our soldiers and support them in their battle against Boko Haram,my prayers for our soldiers are that may the bullets of boko haram locate them anywhere they are hiding or taking cover,may the bomb traps of boko haram not miss them.useless cowards who only beats civilians,go to sambisa forest and show us your prowess.

guy why? is not up to this level bro, we have bad eggs in every gathering.. not all of them are bad..have some critical thinking and stop thinking with your nose

rafabenitez:
And these are the same fools whom some of you here will tell me to pray for our soldiers and support them in their battle against Boko Haram,my prayers for our soldiers are that may the bullets of boko haram locate them anywhere they are hiding or taking cover,may the bomb traps of boko haram not miss them.useless cowards who only beats civilians,go to sambisa forest and show us your prowess.

guy why? is not up to this level bro, we have bad eggs in every gathering.. not all of them are bad..have some critical thinking and stop thinking with your nose

this is one of the reasons why Obama administration never supported our fight against insurgency. what's there in wearing a camo for fashion and not for other bad act. anyone living in the U.S can wear a Camo ,you can only have problems wearing it with the military when you use it for impersonation. this country is a Zoo. no wonder we had A zoologist as a former president and we have Bubu as the current president this is one of the reasons why Obama administration never supported our fight against insurgency. what's there in wearing a camo for fashion and not for other bad act. anyone living in the U.S can wear a Camo ,you can only have problems wearing it with the military when you use it for impersonation. this country is a Zoo. no wonder we had A zoologist as a former president and we have Bubu as the current president

*```MEDICAL FACTS```*

```Did you know that, if you bath at least twice daily, avoid alcohol avoid, smoking tobacco and go to gym everyday for fitness,have sufficient sleep, eat fruits after each meal, avoid stress, stop using all sorts of drugs including caffeine found in tea and coffee and practise safe sex regularly, you will still die in future.

*```MEDICAL FACTS```*

```Did you know that, if you bath at least twice daily, avoid alcohol avoid, smoking tobacco and go to gym everyday for fitness,have sufficient sleep, eat fruits after each meal, avoid stress, stop using all sorts of drugs including caffeine found in tea and coffee and practise safe sex regularly, you will still die in future.

this man keeps dishing out Hit Lies back to back...I will need you as my campaign publicity officer in the coming election ..I know if I steal and take the money overseas, he will tell the people that am only keeping the money in foreign account for the state so as to attract foreign interest ;Dthis man keeps dishing out Hit Lies back to back...I will need you as my campaign publicity officer in the coming election ..I know if I steal and take the money overseas, he will tell the people that am only keeping the money in foreign account for the state so as to attract foreign interest

Missyetty:
He should be more prayerful

so that God can come down and fight for him abi? must you bring religion into everything?
I tire for #Afrika

harizonal123:

What have you been smoking?

harizonal123:

What have you been smoking?

imagine Redeemed Daddy yo not saying anything about the killing in Kaduna...he's all about his tithe n offering... I now respect this man than Adeboye