@Op, you tried but I don't agree with some especially the schizophrenia part. Schizophrenics exhibit positive symptoms like hallucination, delusion, paranoia and negative symptoms like anhedonia, social withdrawal, lack of motivation and desire to form relationships etc which is entirely different 4rm an introvert who prefers and enjoys being alone. Lemme add some 4rm experience

11) Wear headphone almost all the time especially in public
12) Hate small talks: my bbm nd watsapp contacts can testify
13) Last person to raise up their hands to answer questions in class: I'm one of d best in class but I only answer questions when directly asked.
14) Talk less : u receive more calls and messages than u send.
15) Small circle of friends : u find it difficult making new friends or maintaining old ones. This is d worse part

ellapius:
pls help me analyse this one
one of my girl friend after school has been living woth this guy .they have done court but not traditional. are they married or not.

Yes, they are married. They have obtained a marriage certificate so the woman has rights under the law as she is legally married. It even offers protection/securities to her and her unborn children so no fuss about the issue. I'm sure the traditional and church marriage will come up when they are ready.

@op, I completely agree with what you've said but you should also berate the girls for demanding for heaven and earth from a guy whom they are not married to! Most guys feel entitled to these privileges due to what they have invested. Not in support of it though....jst saying

Khd95:
Ur guy is a phool,how would he feel,if he found out that 200 guys ve slept with his wife b4


Help me tell him that i said he is a large fool

Yeah, its not a commendable feat but d girls are also to be blamed. After all he didn't rape them; it was done with their consent. Most of them jst spread their legs without shame. Sometimes for a chicken change or even free for those that claim to be in love. God will save this generation

@iamleo, I don't think it might result in low sperm count.

Rolings:


In this age and time,what's the big deal in this. Rubbish this is no innovation

They made the most of out of the materials available to them so they should at least be commended. Which one have u done sef?

HateU2:
Oh!
Ur poor father dat sells newspaper at Ikotun
I even heard he lost his legs
Ur father must be too useless bcox I can't just imagine u open ur mouth to announce his uselessness online. That's so low of you and shows that ur mother gave birth to a bastard.

A sadist that with signs of depression, hope u won't kill urself soon.

That 'weed' stuff was a joke but I don't knw u are on ur way 2 kill urself.

Ur next 'mention' won't be dignified with a response. So, do me a favour****GET LOST****

Lolzz...so u r stylishly looking for a soft landing. Next time don't go about joking like a clown. I don't tolerate such. Now run along and go play with sand or give ur dad a bj. Ur moniker gives a glimpse of how hateful and stupid u r. #useless hag

HateU2:
Ijebu weed dey worry dis dude

Of course, I bought it 4rm ur degenerate dad. If I don't patronize the useless man, who will?

HateU2:
We know thattttt. They are next after Devil

Yes, we are next after the Devil being girls!! We dey learn 4 where una dey

LordOfTheWeed:

@bolded, bros, be like say you dey play monopoly wella

Yeah..my favorite game when I was in secondary sch

dustmalik:
I laugh in German. The Trent, a well known PDP propaganda media outlet, names GEJ 'Person Of The Year'. Well, no surprises here. i expect other PDP propaganda medias, like Thebreakingtimes, Savinggrace to tow same path.

Keep laffing in west germany while GEJ is being celebrated everywhere. So all the international bodies and media honoring GEJ are pro-PDP abi? Smh

The easiest and fastest way to make a girl hate you is to tell her you are broke!

@op, I can't believe you left out the most common ones like
11) Number of sexual partners : If a Nigerian girl tells you she has only slept with three guys in her life, bro multiply it by four in your mind. That's a rough estimate

12) Age : Most of them are always within the age group of 18-24yrs. Them no wan gree old

13) I'm a virgin: Although we all know that's not/never true. Only in extremely rare cases

14) I'm on my period : Omo see gobe. This is usually their get out of jail free card.

15) You're the only guy in my life : If I hear!!!

16) I don't have airtime : Most broke girls use this lie often to get lots of recharge cards.

17) I don't usually lie o : Hmmm....lemme not swear 4 u

softappless:
BRO uve said it all, believe me u will go places in life with this mentality, im not seeing myself entering into a relationship with anylady 4rm now till 5 to 6 years 4rm now, not dat ladies aint good but all i want now is to concentrate and meditate fully on my career. "apart 4rm my mother and my sisters. "anything abt love of a girl now is the very last thing on my mind.

Wish you well bro. Focus on your career and when it's time, the ladies will be the one begging to be with you.

I have promised myself never to date a poor girl ever in my life again. Most of them are just liabilities. They depend on you for everything and still keep extra boyfriends out of greed to live a good life. If my girl isn't from a rich home or have a comfortable job then we have no business being together. I'm not saying rich girls are without fault though

You people should better leave seun's beloved wife alone if you don't wanna chop ban till Jesus comes

'Those who cannot be alone peacefully have not yet fallen in love with their own selves. Those who know the value of being alone have already found a beautiful treasure called the inner self'. I don't know the author of the quote

All I'm trying to say is that I don't need a hoe in the guise of a girlfriend to make me happy. I'm going into 2016 with massive goals to be achieved. Being single sometimes is a blessing.

Sibrah:
it may not make $1 = N1 but it will help push it towards that target. Stop attacking persons and attack ideas.

I only shared my opinion like you did. I'm sorry if I made you think otherwise.

@op, yes it exists but only among a few persons. True love is described in 1 corinthians 13 vs 4-8. However, what we have now is just lust and immoral sexual cravings. Most Nigerian girls in relationships are actually prostitutes cos they belong to the highest bidder. The media is one of the biggest cause of all these. God help us

She becomes defensive. Due to her guilty conscience, anything you say or ask will be interpreted by her as an accusation. You have said the rest of them

Sibrah:
Why not tell us what your teachers who couldn't impart manner on you thought you.
I insist, as we recover more money from corrupt ex public office holder like the ones sponsoring your likes, we will see improvement.

Did I tell you I was PDP? Did I tell you I'm not in support of the war against corruption? What I'm saying is how will the recovering of those monies make #1= $1. Think bro

You are not making any sense! Quote me when you do

Double post

@op, how long have you been dating/fucking this your girlfriend??

1) As a medical practioner, you should do her BMI. Take her out and ensures she has fun and cool then gently educate her on why she should change her present lifestyle, the risks and dangers if she doesn't and the need to hit the gym and keep fit. IMO, she would appreciate your effort and try to change. She would only become defensive if you do not present the subject in the right way. I'm speaking from experience here

2) You guys are not married yet so why are you living together? I think I'm with her on this one. You can't tell me she has not cooked or cleaned the house for you before. You never complained she's a bad cook so what's the problem here. This is why I hate cohabiting. Give her some space

3) The only complain you gave about her hygiene is how she dumps her sanitary pad all over the house. Like I previously said, this is what you get when you are living together. Besides, I can infer that she's very comfortable with you. To solve this issue, you can get a special waste bin and tell her to put her used pads there. Do not keep quiet about it. Let her know she stinks next time you have sex with her, she will feel embarrassed and hopefully change.

4) Pls do not hit her for any reason. This one she's going physical on you, I hope you don't have a small stature. Jst kidding. If she doesn't change on this then dump her immediately. She could kill you one day.

No one is perfect bro. Apart from her tendency to get physical with you, I don't see any major issue with her. The problem here is that you guys have ' seen yourself finish'. Hope u understand what I mean. You already sound like you are losing interest in her so give urselves space. Reduce the visits, calls and sex. Build up the relationship properly once again. If all these fails, dump her and move on

johnmartus:
TINUBU THE GREAT THE NAPOLEON BONAPART OF AFRICA.

Plssssss do not insult Napoleon. How do you even begin to compare them? It's like comparing ivanovic to lionel messi. Respect yourself!!!

johnmartus:
TINUBU THE GREAT THE NAPOLEON BONAPART OF AFRICA.

Edited: double post

Sibrah:
As soon as we get those dollars from Dasuki and co. Imagine all those $250,000 packets of money shared out being recovered. The Naira will recover in no time.

Is that what your teacher taught you in school? Smh for your ignorance! RECEIVE SENSE BRO!!!

That's a very silly excuse!

I hope they will not just deport these beggars back to their state to constitute nuisance. The Kano state government should work together with the state government of these beggars so that they can be properly re-integrated back into the society. I feel sad that over 10,000 children were arrested as beggars. This should be taken very seriously.

awesomesossy:
Hahhahah.....i can imagine

Hi...wassup?

16snow:
http://www.beinspiredwithmily.com/2015/10/are-you-dating-married-manlets-talk.html

@op, I enjoyed the article and I wish many girls can read it as well. Just try to paste the article on this thread cos most people don't like clicking on links. They prefer to read it here on nairaland. Good job

@op, you are no longer a kid so I expect you to take charge of your life and make your own decisions. Don't let anyone lead you astray. If the guy is indeed possessed with a demonic spirit then why don't you convince him to go for deliverance? If he is not a prayerful and godly christian then you can help him to become a better person by taking him to church, praying regularly with him etc. Seek answers for yourself and do not rely on what others tell you.
Lastly, do not quit the relationship unless you are absolutely sure that you are making the right decision. If you truly love him then prove it and help him. He needs you now more than ever.

shadrach77:
He can never feel fulfilled no matter what he achieves for Quatar

Guy, I hope u were sleeping or drunk wen u wrote dat shit up there cos I don't understand d f.ck u r talking abt

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