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You don't wear your hair for 4days so you cut it off as e pain you just the way you cut your cassava and drill a hole and say there is no God, yet your Scalp is still smelling bad oo, as hairstylest who be hair doctor don confirm am finish abi him dey apply ROTTEN egg for head?

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After some kissing and pre-intimacy, the GUY was like, "BABY you know i love you, oya take off your dress and panties make we start" and low and beyold another cassava was in display as the boobs disappear with the bra lolx. The guy went nuts with rage "which kind yeye thing be this, after all the cards i don dey send you so you be man sef " . HEHEHEHEHE

This job na North east dem go push person, i no want again.

NwaAmaikpe:


Meat na meat!!

They should free her jo.
This is the work of envious detractors

We have seen people butcher and eat washed up dead whales,
Seen people eat snakes,
Seen people eat dogs,
Seen people eat alligators
even seen people eat human placentas.

So what's wrong in selling donkey meat.
It is an open secret that Jaki is preferred due to it's mystical powers and for spiritual potency.

It is a known delicacy in Ebonyi state and a menu at the Oba's palace.

And because some people eat all that does not make a whole world who eat donkey (ass) meat, making every thing wrong with it sir. She was fooling every body to consume some thing else just for the money which is wrong.

This is how politics should be played, we should shame them by digging deep into their very failed words.

Every man to his words. Even the President made lots of assertions that were captured on video during his campaign, that he later deny stating after he got into Office. Its a normal thing for our Nigerian Politicians to lie to the People, for that is how they understand Democracy, in lie they stand.

Make una no do election na, abi make we start to dey fry poo for una as Akara?

Una Madness gave you a short sleeve leg, now na to dey beg up and down for Street, since na one of their culture.

Tolexander:
Left picture - When her bra size no dey market

Right picture - when her bra size is defined

Oga i dey suspect you, like say na you be that man wey dey sell all those "bend down select" Tokumbo bra for gate one market road, abi

This foolish guy just miss road, mama Kemi will only make him very popular in a bad way.

Make una join me thank almighty God oo, My Young Brother made his with flying colours, and if yours has any problem may he make a way out where it seems there's no way.

Lalas247:
Yes sir going back to bed catch u later

chaii BACK TO BED KE? see Enjoyment galore at it's fullest.

Lalas247:
Lol haha one side chic they benefit

hahaha true, your guy most be proud of you, cos you sure know the Ace rules

Lalas247:
You have sense dear
I have been saying this they wont hear word ... with that PhD she probably say she too tired to sex
You will still see another complain

Lol, even some advice here are calling for "an eye for an eye" then both couple will go blind and no vision to even see the hole and cassava be that o.

Lalas247:
I dey teh you

When he come back nothing to look at ... no excitement you can't blame the guy .. his phone giving him all the juice he needs
Make she dey there dey ask us question

I repeat no husband will refuse a good Kitty ... na disrespect be dat na say phone carry first over the geh matter

Funny you, but its true every lady have what it take to keep her man to her self but just a few know how to use it . Believe me, just the sexy bed room voice turn many men to your spell, even if a Lady have PhD, still Just a few know the secret around a Man's heart . When to approach him when he's angry and in good times.

Lalas247:
Sis look at yourself and ask what can I do ....
has he come back from work and he finds you naked with strawberries n cream *wink*

If that doesn't work my dear he is not interested oooooo
Trust me someone keeping him company , more exciting , intriguing and not boring on the other line
Think***

Chaii this one weak me down below

It's now a habit hard to stop, which is clearly an addiction which in the 21st century most of us are guilty of, no denying it.
Thats why you're a Woman, a man's helper. In such a whirl hole he has fund himself be that romantic Wife, dress in a romantic way perform a sexy lap dance for instance, just for his eyes alone, use your bedroom voice to ignite his heat level up.

I tell you even if he's a piece of log he'll give you attention and toast his phone away. Then give him a night to remember you by, abegi stop complaining when you'v got all what it take to turn a man into a semi Konji zombie.

27. The only African country who's president has left office and turn into Tourist in London is President B........i of N.......,.a

Fill in the blank spaces, and win a prize.

Jaqenhghar:
Is that not what every Nigerian aspires to do? Evn you who is talking if you siddon on that seat and tou dont steal your people will call you cursed. Even you pastor will pray for you

Thats the mind-set of a typical Nigerian, you believe in you and your people and what they say.
Am not a robot controlled by my people or pastor, i'v got a mind and i work for me and not what the world say about me if i happen to be on that seat i'll not steal what i don't need out of greed.

After the Election una go see how Baddoo matter will reduce drastically, we know that politicians are their Biggest customers.

The whole world is laughing at us as our President left his country and turn into a tourist in the country of our ex colonial masters, today the black man volunteer to enter the slave ship with no force from the white man, because we have fail to grow our self with all the rich solid minerals.

This is the type of stories we should be getting from our celebrities not about their new wrist watch, bag, boob and butty plastic surgeries. Flavour is one celebrity i respect as him no dey make noise abt his wealth.

YOUNGSTUNNA:
lol, don't feel that way bro...
let me give you a tip... feel this way *People reject what's too good for them to handle* this will make you feel better...
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unless you no wan marry

Hmmm! Believe me, if were Catholic i for just join Seminary my thing to become a Prist, and save my self the stress of getting into a relationship, heartbreaks associated with it and pains we see in Marriages every day jare.

Oh my lord, Nigerian Politicians are indeed evil sets of People in the world, if the frogy eye madam can steal this much during her time in goverment of a President who support Corrupt officials, it tells of the big wigs who have also stole and bought expensive properties all over the world and are walking freely.

They have turn the city of Dubai their 2nd home while every sector of the country is in sorry state. Even Mr President has turn into a medical tourist in white man's land because of their failure to fix things with the oil wealth rather ghana most go bags are always shared by few over a population of abt 160million people.

YOUNGSTUNNA:
Then you're just like me, the difference is... I'm never afraid to approach anyone. just give it a trial... approach her... she won't kill you

True i'll not be killed for that, but i fear any rejection that may result, it pains like a bee sting to the heart. It gets me thinking if am not gud looking enough.

So in this 21st century, the Nigerian Police would want to tell us they don't keep photo details of criminals in their archives?

And from the visible details in this picture as displayed, the criminal is in handcuffs indicating that he was once in their custody and they fail to get a quality photo of him, his height and all other features and kept it safe in his crime-file as it is done else were.

As Policing the world over is more all about information gathering where every body features on a criminal such as tattoo or birth deformity are pictured and recorded and it's getting digitalized and easy our own police seems to be living in the 50's if this is the poor quality black and white facial photo of a MOST WANTED criminal they'll dish out to public, then the criminal most have covered hundreds of kilometers or even out of the country as we speak.

YOUNGSTUNNA:
Loooooool...
hope Sey you don change small o... abi na still the same way you dey?

Hmmm! am coping sha, i just hate noise and noisy ppl don't like being seated in crowd chaii expecialy weddings and that time you're expected to dance during praise and worship in Church, na that time i dey sit down my thing.

And if the management fail to refund all their loses, the ladies should sue them to court.

The most hurting one that will never have a full refunding at the end of the day is the Raped virgin, may those guys never learn Peace in their lives.

In the future we'll be crying and worried why life is not favouring us with out looking back at how we have lift a permanent pain in the lives of others.

wins18:
Being an introvert comes with some down sides, as an introvert I have my own challenges or should I call it excesses lol.
I miss my chances on getting that pretty crush of mine, I fear rejection and I am yet to device a means of handling such when it occurs, even though when the green light is at its peak.
Another one is that I find it hard to maintain closer relationship with people, they complain I don't call them, truth is I prefer texting instead.
Share yours too lets know ourselves better.

The thing is, in this part of the world, people just don't understand us or don't want to. Similarly, i don't make the most phone calls or visits and frnds and family want to believe am avoiding them for that. And whats the big deal, telling them you're am introvert? As well, i don't have or believe in Best Frnds, feels cold when i approach a lady to express my feelings to, i rather take style and do it on phone than face it head on lolz. We need to be understood, its funny to note that many relationship are broken simply because there is a halt in phone calls from the either of the partners. Lets get to understand our temperament in a relationship, that way it will wax stronger.

pesinfada:
Na ogbanje oo

I'm made to believe so too.

mapet:
Will you rather have the GEJ era, when radio stations, TV stations, Stock exchange, etc where shutting down due to almost complete power failure?

As we love playing party politics where we either side with religion or ethnicity in this country, one end up blind to realise its our fundamental right to be provided with a constant Electricity and other amenities 24/7 but becos we don't care to ask them questions when they're in office. The only time we'll see them would be during campaigns.

If they'll not work then why grant them those positions of Authority to represent our interest, to go and sit down and loot the treasury dry?
It is no different from the last regime, even worst as more companies ran out of the country in this dispensation, many Jobs lost, hunger clouds the land as frustration leads many to even choose suicide diving into the Lagoon and through other means.

All Nigerian politicians are the same, give the so all meek ones among them a billion dollar contract and see how they use few million dollar and pocket the rest.

So far, so good, we can't deny it that our President is a medical tourist in another man's country making the country a laughing stock. What happen to upgrading one hospital in each geo-political zone into a world class hospital with every facilities and medical consumerables for a start?

YOUNGSTUNNA:
na which level be your own brother?
where you shy or scared?

All of the Above