₦airaland Forum

I cry for you oga rapist, sha just seek they cut that your stubborn cassava and feed it to the dogs.

Make una no worry una selves, if she win the 25million he'll come back to her.

Mumu tv show for my *Hot* folks who are on heat.

I knew it's going to be either of the two tribes painting this nation with poop abroad.

He's dancing over the 13million a month they're making for sitting down and making noise.

Am disappointed, i did not see any unclad pics. Why una dey Lai like lying somebody?

See how him resemble that monkey wey steal 70million for farm.

This one no go get Slim cassava with this big pillow.

I smell Russian Mafia activity to blame or the Chinese have add cannibalism to their list of insect delicacies.

Hmm Nigerians na wa oo. If boy friend buy you panties you'll come online to broadcast it to the world, and when you get kidnap tomorrow you blame poor innocent village people.

Sha the babe beautiful o, abeg is she still single?

Eyaaa! See what *threesom* has cause this one..

Incomplete list where you put Taraba and Plateau, Enugu etc?

SenatorialThieves.. If you like Turn it into a garbage disposal truck. And even plate ya balls on it sef. RUBBISH.

I go soon invent mechanized palm wine tapping elevator, i no like to dey see this kind palm tree incidents o.

Mental test need to be carried out on every Nigerian citizen, many are mad just few are roaming the streets.

This man has a testimony. We presently dwell in a present day Nigeria where human life is so worthless, that a cow is highly regarded.

Its was not Long after Goodluck launch a said Made in Nigerian drone that Chibok girls where abducted, and now when Buhari try him own drone launch to out smart Goodluck making it look like its a new some thing, na him Dapchi girls also disappear o.

CHI-BOK and DAP-CHI na CHI join them o. DAP-BOK OR BOK-DAP (Conspiracy Theory sha)

Politicians make una continue dey play with human life like say we be una goats, one day goat go bite owner o.

How we go dey use cheap Chinko rain coat? Sha chinko need to come measure average African Mandingo cassava.

Chaii see Forehead.

Hmm! They're stealing our money and claiming it on innocent Animals and we're here busy laughing abi?

It is Currently the Ministry of Cow Grazing Affairs [MCGA].

Hmm! I can see the handy work of Baba in this one..."HUSBAND magnet charm 101, use the shoulder of the next handsome dude you met on a bus as a pillow." Isoriteeee continue o, sha my own i most sleep on her lap.

Hmm! One day, we'll wake up and the News Headline will be Reading; " GIANT SNAKE SWALLOW CENTRAL OF NIGERIA."

Na my Naughty mind dey think that one o, no be hate speech.

If you do read every part of your phone's manual booklet, you'll see a WARNING not to use your phone close to any inflammable outlet or filling station.

Wish them quick recovery.

This should serve as the very litmus paper every well meaning Nigerian should see the activities of Mr President's kinsmen (fulani herders) who feel they own ever inch of Nigeria in the palms of their hands as a threat to National unity while Mr President stay mute about it all.

When complains were made on virtualy any social platform, that they were feeding yams to their cattle on Tiv Farms in Benue, you see some internet warriors and their sympathizers breathing hot brimstones that the Fulani's are falsely place on the hot seat. We can now see what they can do here, destroying farms, sucking life from the efforts their brother and President is trying to put in place to diversify the Economy from depending on Crude. If they can go as far as to destroy a research Farms on an institution's property, tell me which part of the country is safe from these marauders who value their livestocks to a humans life??

I think they are the new Boko Haram collaborators or the new thing all together...

*: Made in Chinese Rubber Rice

**: Snake that can swallow 36MILLION NAIRA (oya CBN make una upgrade una own JuJu oo).

***: Fish made from Form and Plastic bones.

WATCH OUT, NEXT WEIRD NAIJA LOADING....

How this smelly fish take reduce the price of tomato for market?

For the sake of propaganda, they'll not allow such pictures to get to the rest of the world, unfortunately it did got smuggled out. All these are bound to happen to any country that is a threat to the world and its own citizens, who's cash are put in one basket, i.e to develop Inter Continental Ballistic Missiles and testing them all other day as its citizens. This is what the rest of the world is saying.

I'll say its far Better for the North Koreans they're developing a weapon to defend themselves against any external enemy, we in Nigeria have nothing to show yet the people are hungry in the mids of wealth in the hands of a few.

Is it coming from that state with the 8th wonders of the world in form of Statues not relivant to Nigeria were erected for mare show off, with a commissioner of happiness that do not even look happy?

we should be expecting more weird news from that end as the statues are now clearly at work in this wedding

wilsonreuben:
I wonder how she understands them and how they understand her.

Chinchin-chunwa

smh

This one is between AMALA vs ALBINO

i think he took to his evil side from the colour of his skin

Lying Muhammad at it again. GOD HELP US FROM EVIL POLITICIANS IN THIS COUNTRY.