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RomanceRe: If I Was The Chic That Took Wandes Coals Picture by qrich: 3:28am On Jul 17, 2010
as if I knew that the pics will be deleted online, I have already saved the uncensored copy of the pics on my laptop. anyone who needs the pics should put his/her email addy here and I will forward the pics. very embarrassing pics I must say
FamilyRe: Wife Leaving Husband Because He's 'too Good' by qrich: 10:00pm On Jul 15, 2010
Is this some sort of drama or what?
RomanceRe: She Says 'choose Between Me And Football' by qrich: 3:19pm On Jul 15, 2010
to me, the lady in question had been insensitive to the guy's interests. It is in her best interest to change and also think in terms of what the other person likes instead of protecting her selfish interests. Also, it may just be a way of showing that she is in control of the relationship
PoliticsNaptip To Jail People Who Have Housemaids by qrich(op): 1:11am On Jul 13, 2010
I heard it on Radio Nigeria yesterday that NAPTIP will start prosecuting people found with housemaids and will be sent to jail. Also, brothels that habour under aged will be closed down, have the property confiscated by the government and the proceeds used for catering for the abused children.
Anyone in the house with more info on this development?
PoliticsRe: Octopus Paul: Goodluck Jonathan Will Win Nigeria's 2011 Presidential Elections by qrich: 6:26pm On Jul 12, 2010
this should go the jokes section please. Some comments here are really funny grin grin
NYSCRe: The Minimum Wage Of N17, 000 Is Nonsense by qrich: 6:25pm On Jul 12, 2010
[size=18pt]I am just wondering. What is the qualification of those who earn this minimum wage?[/size]
SportsRe: Spain Vs Netherlands: 1 - 0 @ World Cup 2010 Final by qrich: 6:33pm On Jul 11, 2010
in me:
see effizy for stadia

, anybody watching the closin ceremony?

its colourful
It's simply awesome. I wonder if Nigeria can do something like that
RomanceRe: Am I Confused, Selfish Or Just Being Unreasonable? by qrich: 2:30pm On Jul 09, 2010
you are confused, selfish and unreasonable, simple. I wonder why you need another opinion of yourself
SportsRe: Falconets Depart For U-20 Women’s Wc by qrich: 12:41pm On Jul 09, 2010
they will triumph where our SE failed us hopefully and bring the cup home
HealthRe: Are There Solutions To Aging Quickly by qrich: 12:18pm On Jul 09, 2010
too much intimacy is bad for ageing
slow down on your viagra
CrimeRe: Man Caught With Over 70 Dead Babies In Nigeria by qrich: 12:18pm On Jul 09, 2010
no be today nyash dey for back
RomanceRe: Your Friend's Wedding Or Boyfriend's Birthday Get Together? by qrich: 12:16pm On Jul 09, 2010
none
PoliticsRe: Confusion As Bayelsa Gets Two Deputy Governors by qrich: 12:15pm On Jul 09, 2010
the drama has only begun.
very soon, we will be having 2 or 3 presidents at the same time
this is Nigeria , anything can happen
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Anglican Homosexual Priest Defrocked by qrich: 12:14pm On Jul 09, 2010
This guy should be watched. I hope he does not go to start a new church
PoliticsRe: Which Is The Most Corrupt Government Parastatal? by qrich: 12:12pm On Jul 09, 2010
All of them are corrupt. They are on the same level. The same sickness has infected them all
Jokes EtcAre Computers Men Or Women? by qrich(op): 12:02pm On Jul 09, 2010
Dear All,

A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French Nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

"House" in French, is feminine -"la maison," "Pencil" in French, is masculine "le crayon."

One puzzled student asked, "What gender is computer?" The teacher did not know, and the word was not in her French dictionary.

So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender and asked them to decide whether "computer"
should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that computer should definitely be of the feminine gender "la computer", because
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheque on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine "le computer" because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had waited a little longer you could have gotten a better model.
What do you think?


---Think Big! Think Different!! Think ahead!!!
PoliticsRe: Police'll Monitor 2011 Elections Via Satellite -aig by qrich: 11:08am On Jul 09, 2010
[size=18pt]My guess is that the AIG has started watching too many films and he is getting weird ideas[/size]
lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Lagos State: Soon Parents May Go To Jail For Flogging Their Children - News by qrich: 11:01am On Jul 09, 2010
I am waiting for the day I will be arrested for flogging my kids.
I laugh in all Nigerian Languages grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Fine Packaged Goat (pic.) by qrich: 5:17am On Jul 09, 2010
lysaa:
In fact, this is the wisest reply u've given like ever. I've had premonitions on this and now look what we've got here. . An omogay goat. lipsrsealed grin
habe, the goat na teenage girl
Jokes EtcRe: Names Of Nigerian Designer Perfumes by qrich: 5:13am On Jul 09, 2010
Ekamas:
wow dis is so 1derful we v so much bunch oF talents in dis nation.My ribs is actually cracking, well did u guys 4get abt dis?

DRY BONES by Funmi Iyanda.
I have seen her look alike and this is the picture that should be on the label

Jokes EtcRe: Post Your Funny Pics Here by qrich(op): 5:04am On Jul 09, 2010
a drug dealer's car

Jokes EtcRe: Post Your Funny Pics Here by qrich(op): 5:00am On Jul 09, 2010
death cartoon

Jokes EtcRe: Post Your Funny Pics Here by qrich(op): 4:59am On Jul 09, 2010
crazy dogs

Jokes EtcRe: Post Your Funny Pics Here by qrich(op): 4:58am On Jul 09, 2010
crazy cat

Jokes EtcRe: Post Your Funny Pics Here by qrich(op): 4:56am On Jul 09, 2010
cool thin car

Jokes EtcRe: Post Your Funny Pics Here by qrich(op): 4:54am On Jul 09, 2010
woman's car in wrong way

Jokes EtcRe: Post Your Funny Pics Here by qrich(op): 4:52am On Jul 09, 2010
blonde woman car problem

Jokes EtcRe: Post Your Funny Pics Here by qrich(op): 4:51am On Jul 09, 2010
blonde woman in car accident

Jokes EtcRe: Post Your Funny Pics Here by qrich(op): 4:49am On Jul 09, 2010
beautiful woman dinner

Jokes EtcRe: Post Your Funny Pics Here by qrich(op): 4:47am On Jul 09, 2010
beautiful spaghetti dress

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