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LMAyedun:
Boss, sorry ooO... are u a primary school teacher?

lol! at all o! just remembered the days man. Can still remember my school mottos and teachers names from nursery to uni(well, the very important ones mostly). It just happens to be!

IjogzK:
OP can we av a swap deal? I av a Honda halla.. Pls kindly buzz. Serious buyer

Ok, no problem. bring the Honda Halla...


I will use it and flog you into oblivion. Thank me later!!

Happiness87:

This your profile picture sef...mmmhhhhhh, na waa o! I swear, I'm not looking for another lady to fucck..

PunkyVeer:
I've been with the same person for close to a decade.

let him know that someone is coming to dethrone him... sooooooooooonn!!! (evil laughter)

prettythicksme:
I am serious

Why we go toast you? you wey don enter bus wey dey comot from town , you are still my spec of life though!!

princealexndre:
I have a female friend of mine that looks very pretty...anytime we take a walk together she always call the attention of guys....they stare like they have not seen a fine girl b4...some will even use style to follow us to where we are going...intending to know where she lives....the question then came to my mind one day...nd i asked her...her reply was......"nothing less than 10 guys approach her daily" so i'm asking u the same question.......

Point of Correction - topic should be: Pretty Ladies, How many times......

gentleOyiza:
Lol

see as you dey laugh, the picture dey totori you for body as you remember so many things, kai

Macmillan Primary English Course - Books 1 - 6. by O. Taiwo, L. Longe, W. Ijioma

lyntiffany:
Lol.

Train,rain,cut.


Cookies.

lyn, howz you doing?

queenzena23:
Gross!

what is gross? abi you no see the smile on the gal's face... oya come make I check your temperature with my 'natural thermometer'!!

tohpahz:
He's kinda cute.

i'm watching you in 3D, cos I can see you are already thinking of how to collect his 'your boys dey here' money from him!

MrsPhyno:
I've never had a crush on any of these dudes which is kinda ridiculous since they're all hot

This my love for weird faces is becoming dangerous o

don't worry, you will be sorted out in time! nice cleavage by the way

grad2012:
fine boyzzzzzzzz

this your booty ehn!! na to kpai on top oo!!! make we collabo now!!!

CreampieAngela:
Kinldy remove Igala, Igede and Idoma from your Biafra BS

abeg leave this biafra matter, come let's make 'creammpie' joo!!

prettybella:
shakiti bobo

e remain small you for make sense, but.... you take style fine small, chenchere!!!

Ginaz:
na yansh men dey find, na yansh dem go get.

plot twist... there is no yansh, if there were, the jeans (with belt) would have refused to be pulled down!

pretydiva:
What a world we live in..na person go put dis 1 4 house as wife..smh 4 dat guy in advance

don't mind her o jare! on this wife matter, abeg come make we actualise the thing wey that your profile picture sharperly!!!

raayah:
The only thing that proves virginity is the absence of hymen. The hymen is a thin membrane, a lot of stressful things can make it break. The first time I had sex, my hymen wasn't there. It is common for women not to bleed at all too.Some girls have a thick hymen or a hymen that covers a lot of the vaginal opening. Other girls have a very thin hymen or a hymen that covers very little of the vaginal opening.
As girls grow up into women, some of the hymen may wear away gradually over time, and young women would never even know it.

Since, there is no way to prove for certain that a woman is a virgin or not.

OP has a choice to believe her or not.

as you small reach you don dey nack akpako to the extent wey you don dey do research and write thesis on top the matter with expertise... this world is done, chei!!!

kestolove95:
She don carry jarre

come o, why are you holding your kpomo in that manner, e dey leak??

Genea:
I am trustworthy

**cough++cough*** abeg who get cough syrup make i take clear my throat, this statement just caused Cataclysmic Coughinosis in my throat cavity...

PunkyVeer:
Lol, so they should wait for him before having fun? He sounds like a buzz killer for even being bothered by people dancing in his absence. No wonder. Jeez.

mmmmmhhhhhh!!

Sijo01:
Ewoooh, see as that guy long

mmmmhhh, you dey like long thing right from day one

somebori added flesh!! yay!!

Queennikky:
Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha...... Looks like a fried D**K

JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT!!

Palmwinetapper:
Munachi put her curvy on display here.

bia, there are no more curves on her body, it's just flabs now. She should go and get a gym membership if she wants curves. She's just growing fat and flabby as she's getting older. If you post another silly picture on Nairaland, I will personally come and confiscate whatever apparatus that you are using to post the godforsaken pictures. You have been warned.

BRIGHTRIVERS:
Awesome to see Ankara go international.

#Mods help promote our Culture

IT is not your culture, that cloth is Dutch Wax - designed & produced in Amsterdam since time!

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Go to bed, when you wake up you'll feel better [/color]

chai, dis babe you have killed me finish o!! no sympathy... i don chop dry kpomo for this life... chei!!!

you just dey throway me like empty tin of milk!!

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]make you dey imagine am small small b4 your brain loose control [/color]

hhhmmm! anytime I sight that smile with the opening, the control panel for my brain go just fall comot!

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]I'm fine o bros ....how have you been?[/color]

I just dey o, dey gbadun your smile with the open sontin' E dey do me totori for body somehow, somehow... i just dey imagine .....chai!!!!