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Thryphosa:
Pls I need some
I told her we would visit a general hospital, and she refuseve this to the front page, so that people can advise me. I don't know if she's also a member of nairaland or she comes visiting too. Thanks everyone in anticipation of your advice .

Chief, call that young girl and tell her to go and see a cardiologist. Her problem is actually a serious one - a heart problem called neurocardiogenic syncope. everytime she gets excited, her heart beat goes off rhythm and shuts down but starts again and she wakes up when blood flow is restored to the brain. I dated a girl with the same problem so I'm telling you from experience. She needs medical intervention asap before it gets worse. Unless she gets a pacemaker, her sexual health/life is screwed depending on the actual trigger of her syncope.

sinaj:
Lol u dnt mind wot

i no go mind make we 'collabo'

sinaj:
Hypocrites

mmmhh, e be like say you done dey fine now o!!! I no go mind o

Pinkybush:
What exactly is this World turning into? For more than five years, my younger brother have been complaining how someone use to have "Sex" with him when he sleeps. Both at night and day time. He said, "At night something will hit the roof once, directly to where my bedroom is. And in less than five minutes I will fall asleep and someone would start having sex with me. This normally happen if I faced up while sleeping. But, if I'm not facing up, the person will start to oppress me." I have been advising him to pray before going to bed, which he said he used to do. Now, he has resolve to visit "Babalawo" to get something to trap the person when next he comes, and he needs where to go for it.

Please your sincere contribution and advice are highly welcomed.

tell your brother to come to my shrine for the solution to his predicament. When coming, he should bring the the left hand of a right-handed goat, three strands of hair from a three year olds moustache, one blue fowl, the waist of a 30year old tortoise, one bottle of Moet&Chandon, Red label, Omotola's used underwear from the past two weeks and one bottle of cashew nuts. When he is ready let me know!!

Naavah:
oh Allah! make my dreams come true. chai

mmmhhhh.. i like!!

AfricanApple:
daddy boo, no I will not be your boo

but if you be my boo, anything wey you want, I go doo!

Rubyventures:
Chin Chin is Nigerian copyright true and true not English

IT is known as chin chin in every corner of this planet.

AfricanApple:
I'm sure you can't bet your life on that.

baby boo, will you be my boo!!?

Aitee1:
Fast abeg

touch me in the right place to make it fast

Aitee1:
Don't know what you're talking about oh

mmmhhhh, i dey come!

Aitee1:
So lala na Igbo

Noted!

lol... for future reference abi?

Ashanti0522:
Mmm .

how many of the above are you into?

Vinshu:
1 - Correct

2 - Wrong

3 - Wrong

4 - Wrong

5 - Correct

because those are the only ones YOU love to get!

farano:
Hey, ladies do you agree? It's pretty true actually Yes we want the nice guy but we also want that hot figure to go with it..

you are looking prettier, but come o, try take picture outside that compound now, haba! since 1924... change your picture location o!!!

memyselfndi:
Dis is my dream too

I don't like d idea of controlling wat i eat cos i luv food

it shows, looks like you are adding weight o!! watch that!! before you start looking like a beautiful bottle of supermalt

gmacnoms:
pls which one is viewers digestion again?

the one you digest after viewing

prettythicksme:
dont mind d guy btw i am an albino!u love em?

yimu (squared)!!

Medunah:
The bolded got me ROTFL

you are getting prettier by the day, hope your backside is growing in tandem as well

grad2012:
kekeke funny , but why why wud u say dis haba.

Shalt this son of man place his trust in your robust behind as well?

janejive:
Enjoyed reading dis

cool, i enjoyed seeing your pic

DeHero1:
Cut my head

Yes... ISIS Barbing Salon...a cut above the rest!

prettythicksme:
Sexy

woju o!!

kemlily:
Wahala dey oooo

Ambode common dey kiakia ooo

mmmmmhhhhh!!

misspicy:
I see nothing abnormal in his demands o...


Anyway #teamvirgin till its time to give my husbad any how he wants it

kimon, oya come and give it to me!!!

SexyCeline:
Xhausted and anticipating how the next one will be.

as you small reach

PunkyVeer:
Hahaha. That's them. Damage women.

I say, let's argue & let's Bleep

Alright then, we gon argue tonight... in the dark

VenusBetty:
but you reply isn't matured enough

You are a black beauty in every way, where have you been hiding your gorgeous self?!

bigtt76:
Hmmmm so na door to door campaign or marketing now?

Yes ke!! Direct Marketing = Direct Entry!

Sweetyie:
I'll love to live in my own apartment

are you up to 18 yet?