₦airaland Forum

bewla:
yet to get over that thing 70years on

they got over it many, many years ago and they have also gotten over the tsunami from 2011 as well. That is the power in determination and doggedness with visionary leadership!

ireneony:
I'm just a learner sir

if you be learner make my spoon bend like matrix own. You don forget say i been don see you PhD certificate for Dicck & Punnanny Practical Studies!?

jomile:
Who doesn't like good things, or u want to tell me dat u prefer a wide hole to a tight hole

if it is as tight as yours, i will.... but you have been running all these while... if i catch you for corner...

folabayo1:
Thank God for sparing his life..

*clears throat* he was not driving, read the article again!

jomile:
I see dickies

na your way now, the only thing you've had eyes for right from day one... come, why you too like long thing sef

softysparky:
Hehehehe girls are seriously vexing.

oya, talk ya own... make i know how i go take change style!

Neemcie:
Wailing wailer...... Bad Belle is allowed tho

this ABU gyal, if i catch you ehn....

Delphi:
Nigeria will be great again. There is hope. This administration is a blessing to this country. I can see light!.

if you can see light/ check well... you are probably outside under the hot sun

BrownCookie:
Nothing will happen if an Igbo man says it.

The highest thing they will say is that we should march to the lagoon & drown there.

It still won't change the truth.

Jenny nwa!!!!

bia op, what was she painting that her hand was covered with red?

halfrica:
Misleading thread i tot i wud see video of you caughting her hand and magically making her hand red
Op if she is looking for a date apply as a new guy get to kno d shiiittt in her mind if she falls for u then stop being the former u used to be be the new guy that she dumped u for you .
It wounks ok zank me lafer

okwa unu afugo where this gal brought english and murdered it in hot blood bikonu, ehn??

None of the above, they are all mediocre or below par at best.
You can talk about people like Omawunmi / Asa, then you got a topic to debate.

Nneka123:
Kedu ihe iji ara eme? Nonsense

Ara dikwa very necessary for mpikorita, you know!!

SandraDiOku:
waz born there sha bt lyf hard no b smal fo ths place

you too fine for that kind sufferhead. Oya, begin dey come back quick quick!!

Keepshining:
I'm short of words.

yes ke! na so the condom short kwa!!

Midehi:
...guys looking for flat tommy, nice as$, succulent bwest...one chance.


thanks for the information sha

i see your kolo has advanced/ we have to bring you in for assessment sooner than scheduled... always let me know when your tablets run out to avoid relapses..

SandraDiOku:
miley cyrus taught her hw to naked her body

come o!, wetin carry you go zimbabwe?

melzabull:
before nko? Ortega kor crespo nii


Congrats to my amiable governor

lol! this chick self...

Ruby13:
Interesting read. Some of those breasts have been sucked and touched tho. Maybe they are virgins down there, however their breast aint

How you take know, did you study Breastlosophy with a specialisation in Mammal Glandulogistics??

PunkyVeer:
Was just pulling your leg but look, I love to watch these murder investigation shows on tv, so my paranoia levels are out of this world. The taxi driver could be killer. ANYONE. At one point I even carried a small knife in my bag. LMFAO. Someone is out there, lurking, so I was ready to gut them & send them back to their ancestors lol. It's not easy being a girl hey

Yeah, and a pretty one for that matter...

PunkyVeer:
lol, will you throw in a girly cocktail & a sun hat? I can actually see it in my mind's eye. All dressed in cammo..in my head. Just enjoy yourself, because I doubt I'd do something like that. To me, the killer roams ooo. LMFAO. Not saying you're a killer btw, but to me everyone is a killer

lol... you killed me finally... chei, I have suffered o! no wahala we go see when the time comes!!!

and by the way, I'm a city boy, I don't go roaming in the jungle before some village people in the gurumeti go come say I don kill their Cecil abi na Thomas. I no dey o!!!

crotonite:
Today while i was busy in the shop (21/7/2015), a woman in her early 70's brought a money to me that she owed my late dad. she bought a wrapper from him since 1975 and owed him 60 naira, she was unable to pay untill today. and she gave me a wooping sum of 60 naira and i was like what the fvck, 60 naira since 1975 still worth 60 naira today .

please can someone help estimated how much it would have worth by now if it was a loan from a bank?

For the woman in her 70s to come and pay the debt means she has a conscience that has been troubling her and she is trying to clear. Most people in their old age(the spiritually sound ones) usually try to mend fences so that when the time comes, they leave something akin to a clean slate behind. You should have actually told her not to worry and sent her on her way. 60naira in the 70s is equivalent to 6,000naira as of today.
I'm sure if she had met your father, he would have appreciated her willingness to payback after such a long time, but still send her back with her money, it's common sense. Most times it is not always about the money. I'm sure he would have forgotten that somebody was even owing him after all these years.

missbronze:
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She an old woman, No.

But, does she have eligible and single son?

Get him to marry you, in exchange of the debt they are owing ur daddy.

See your fine life in 3D! Oya come with those your correct hips make I marry you sharply!!

PunkyVeer:
I'll get back to you on that

while you are thinking about it, have in mind that it's all expenses paid by moi, you be the SatNav!

PunkyVeer:
Yeah, Pretoria is not far from Jo'burg. lol @ the monk thing. If you say so. Well, enjoy your visit. We ARE nice & friendly people regardless of what you hear/read. Go with an open mind & a positive spirit so you attract a positive experience. .that's if it's your 1st time, btw. If you've been here before, I'm sure you know it's very different from the stories told on this forum. We aint all insane lol. Bon voyage

I know it's quite impossible for a whole country to be "insane" on the same level. There are miscreants in any given society/community.
But the fact that you are telling me bonvoyage with a note of finality points to the fact that you are declining to be my friendly tour guide?!

Lanceslot:
I cover myself with the blood of Elijah... *walks out*

unfortunately for you, Elijah blood been don clot far back, so you go just carry am for head like block!

PunkyVeer:
Oh ok, nice. Where in SA? And behave & I do mean behave (with girls)

I'm based in Pretoria.

Pretoria, that's nice, so you're not far from Jo'burg city centre then. Will be doing J'burg - Cape - J'burg in all of two weeks or more!!
and as per behaving, I'm a eunuch/monk in training..

Vixen101:

wetin, no be the same thing dey your body, abi your own no reach??