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Family / My Mothere Beat The Hell Out Of Me @23 And A Graduate What Should I Do Pls. by QualityPays: 4:38pm On Nov 18, 2015 |
This really wierd but please I need advise the basis of the beating was really me being rude and talking back at her and I told her she can't dare.And she showed me she could she used broom,etc |
Family / IF YOUR Mother Beats The Hell Out Of U @23 And A Graduate.what Would U Do by QualityPays: 4:07pm On Nov 18, 2015 |
Pls I need people to really drop their comments.Thanks |
Sports / Football Picks For The Weekend!don't Ignore It Might Just Be Ur Fortune. by QualityPays: 9:04am On Nov 07, 2015 |
I just started giving people what I have really worked on and I think its a way of helping others and not getting all the money alone. So you can help yourself or check livescores and feel the pain of not playing. I would try to drop five games here daily Today 07-11-2015 games. 1).Karlsruher U19 vs bayern U19(11am)-junioren bundesliga south,germany (). 2).Everton vs westham (16:00) English premier league (). 3)Tammeka Tartu vs Narva(13:00)Meistriliiga,Estonia(+2.5 goals) 4)sandwicken W vs Anna-bjonar W(12:00)Toppserien woman norway.(2). 5).Bayern munchen vs stuggart.(3:30pm)German bundesliga.(1) 1 Like |
Literature / To The Lovers Of Tale Of A Virgin Cougar On Nairaland... by QualityPays: 4:15pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
As we have said earlier that the writer of the Tale of a virin cougar on nairaland is not the owner of the story.He stole the story which we call 'Plagiarism' so for this reason we decided to take a pause on the story but we have decided to continue the story not minding the issue of 'plagiarism' for you to know we are the owner of the story the episode 8 would be dropping tomorrow on yabaleftonline.com.I know all who stole this story to paste on nairaland are exicted that they can deliver the story they stole so u can continue to steal it and let the 2nd heavens decend on u or jst stop whatever is it u are doing and if u want to continue let people who read it knw u are not the writer that you are just somebody who enjoys the story writen by Incognito papi.I know u don't knw what the 2nd heaven stands for do not attempt to steal the story.this message is to clarify that we are the original writers.Thanks |
Sports / Re: Goal Keepers Never Become Football Coaches. by QualityPays: 8:05am On Sep 11, 2015 |
You ar right o jst checked that |
Jokes Etc / IF You Don't Laugh To This Nothing Can Make U Laugh by QualityPays: 10:52am On Sep 09, 2015 |
AFRICAN PROVERBS; 1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe) . 2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon) . 3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana) . 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem. (Nigeria) . 5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close dem, b'cos u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia) . 6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria) . 7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo) . 8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda) . 9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya) . 10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. Jokes by:Akpos the comedian |
Sports / Goal Keepers Never Become Football Coaches. by QualityPays: 8:28am On Sep 09, 2015 |
Honestly this is a big deal because there aren't coaches who were formerly goal keepers.I think its kinda funny tho.Goal keeping coach.I think football fans should talk out loud.LOL. |
Romance / If U Believe In 'OKAFORS LAW' Or You Have Experienced It U Must Read This ! by QualityPays: 10:35am On Sep 08, 2015 |
Okafor's Law Of Congodynamics. Have you ever wondered why Girls especially will always accept to be ''Apakolyzed by there 'EX'?? Have you ever wondered why married men and women still cannot resist that one guy they dated far back in the uni?? Ladies and GentleBabes, i bring you... Okafor's Law of Congodynamics C 1 P = C ∞ It states that once a Congo has been shined once (C 1 ) , it can always be shined (C ∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times.(emphasis on properly). In other words, "....a woman once knacked, can be reknacked..." Just like we say "water finds its level" Which is not exactly how Achimedes narrated his contemplation, of all things floatation. In scientific circles, opinion is divided as to whether it is actually a law or just a hypothesis. There is a large body of evidence to suggest that it is a law but there are others who think it is merely a hypothesis and does not take into account other variables such as M (marital status), O(opportunity) and F (Financial status) of either one or both of the parties. In lay-mans term what the above jargons simply mean is dat. A hole once drilled, drilled properly even when closed up can always be found and can be drilled forever' if u have been involved with a girl for a period of time and did a good job in and out of the bedroom (mostly in..), the belief is that u can always go to the girl at any given time and sleep with her again no matter what situation arises (breakups, different lover, etc....) |
Jokes Etc / 14 Signs To Know That You Are Mad. by QualityPays: 7:30am On Aug 17, 2015 |
14 SIGNS TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MAD (1) You apply Perfume cus u wanna Snap Pics (2) You wan use fork to drink garri (3) You wanna climb my facebook wall so you would see what I'm doing inside (4) You kneel down cus u wan greet person for phone (5) You are above 25 and Davido and Wizkid are your role model (6) It took me an hour to compose a message you come reply with "K", You are really mad (7) You carry screw driver go bank because you wan open new account (You went 2 bed with a ruler jst 2 knw aw long u slept (9) You reduce volume of music player bcoz you wan read text message (10) You Dey Smile bacause Who senior you greet you. (11) You made a vow of N1000 in church and you put N50 in the offering box (12) You dey Monitor your bf/gf or husband/ wife movement''security for life. (13) You nor get shishi for bank account you dey sing "Chop my money" instead of "Mercies of the Lord", God have mercy on you (14) If you read this post and you did not comment or laugh , please visit a psychiatric hospital for madness evaluation. 2 Likes |
Business / Borehole Drilling Anywhere In Nigeria.for Enquiries Call(08134083884) by QualityPays: 7:11pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
We are here to serve perfectly and to make water readily available for your domestic use.call 08134083884.its at a very reasonable and affordable price. |
Jokes Etc / Seven (7) Lovely Life Logic To Follow: by QualityPays: 10:15pm On Aug 03, 2015 |
1. Make peace with your past so it doesn't spoil your future. 2. Don't compare your life with others, you have no idea what their own journey is all about. 3. Time heals everything; give that pain some time, it will go. 4. No one is the reason for your happiness, except you. 5. What others think of you is not your business 6. Stop thinking too much, you don't always have to know all the answers to pass. 7. Smile, you don't own all the problems in the world. |
Jokes Etc / Funny But Real Facts U Must Know. by QualityPays: 12:59pm On Aug 02, 2015 |
The whitest man on earth still has a black shadow. No mechanic can repair breaking news. No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow. Even if you have millions of cars, you still have to walk to your bedroom. Being the best swimmer doesn't make you a fish. The strongest man on earth can never carry a mountain. The smartest Assassin on earth can never kill Water. No matter how smart a police is, he can never catch the air. No matter how sad you are, you can never help but laugh |
Nairaland / General / Funny But Real Facts U Must Know. by QualityPays: 12:26pm On Aug 02, 2015 |
The whitest man on earth still has a black shadow. No mechanic can repair breaking news. No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow. Even if you have millions of cars, you still have to walk to your bedroom. Being the best swimmer doesn't make you a fish. The strongest man on earth can never carry a mountain. The smartest Assassin on earth can never kill Water. No matter how hot your temper it cannot boil rice. No matter how smart a police is, he can never catch the air. No matter how sad you are, you can never help but laugh . |
Romance / When A Ugly And Broke Nigga Has The Type Of Woman U Dream Of. by QualityPays: 9:43pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
Wow! Sometimes I just imagine how this broke and ugly guyz dey get most beautiful girls.I guess the fine and rich guyz think they have something while this ugly and broke guy have the whole confidence.I know we have seen situations like that one way or the other. |
Nairaland / General / That Moment Where One Game Spoils Ur Bet Of 50k by QualityPays: 10:16pm On Jul 23, 2015 |
Men!I jst played a game of 15k with 1k jst for the last team I chose to spoil everything I felt like crying,and am sure it has happened to many people like me b4.its so Painful though. |
Nairaland / General / Why Arrogant And Disrespectful Ladies Won't Last In Marriage. by QualityPays: 8:59pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
Wow!I jst had to write something about arrogant ladies because I have seen ladies who are so disrespectful and arrogant not last in marriage because they always see their selfs as right always nagging all around the house and I assure you the worst person you want to live with is a nagging person.they never see their husbands as the head they believe they have equal rights,they could even say their husband to wash the dishes.And no man has meaning in their presence,they never beg for their wrongs.thanks for reading. |
Religion / Re: Always Thinking Of Sex, Sport Bet Among Others, How Do I Stay Focused In Church by QualityPays: 8:58pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Ogun esu niyen...u should see a counselor also or if u feel more comfortable with your pastor. |
Nairaland / General / Why Dont Goal Keepers Become Coaches. by QualityPays: 8:07pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
Honestly this is a big deal because there aren't coaches who were formerly goal keepers.I think its kinda funny tho.Goal keeping coach.I think football fans should talk out loud.LOL. |
Nairaland / General / Please Nigerians Help Us Beg Professor Alonge The Cmd Of Uch.(ibadan) by QualityPays: 7:35pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Please we need to beg the CMD the person of professor temitope alonge of the university college hospital (UCH)ibadan to please answer his striking doctors.its been over a month now that the strike has started and it doesn't seem they want to come to terms .please this is an humanitarian job lifes of sick people are on the line a lot of people have even died during the course of this on going strike please I hope somebody out there can reach to him.This is supposed to be a federal government establishment but this CMD manage it like their properties and treat this younger doctors really unfair please the sick need the help of this young striking doctors.PEOPLE ARE DYING. |
Celebrities / Re: See What Hard Work Has Done For Comedian AY. by QualityPays: 12:04am On Jun 20, 2015 |
Guy u must be short |
Celebrities / Re: LOOK: List Of Poular But TALENTLESS Nigerian Musicians by QualityPays: 2:24pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
Just conclude that nigeria doesn't have musicians.But I knw u ar better than all u jst mentioned 1 Like |
Romance / Re: At 28 No Man Has Ever Approached Me For Sex, A Lady Laments(photo) by QualityPays: 6:38pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
All lies big fat lie.u whey set like dis. |
Health / NHIS Only Helpful To People With Malaria And Non-life Threatening Disease by QualityPays: 11:52pm On Apr 15, 2015 |
IF u have ever been to UCH,LUTH,UBTH u wld know nigeria has one of the worst health insurance in the world because it doesn't cover majority of the test you wlD be told to do.such as CT,MRI,and so on and this test are really expensive tests that these insurance sld be able to sustain .All it does is to pay for one nonsence hospital bill and some restricted drugs and u still end up paying ur bills.so have it at the back of your mind that if you ever have any sickness stronger than malaria.NHIS might not be helpful. |
Health / Re: Nhis(national Health Insurance Scheme) by QualityPays: 11:41pm On Apr 15, 2015 |
If u really get sick in nigeria u wld knw NHIS Is pure rubbish .it dosent cover most of the tests.this present administration has To work on health sector because all this don't really help the needy citizens |
Nairaland / General / Why Did Nigeria Stop The Usuage Of Coin Even When Advanced Country Didn't by QualityPays: 11:06am On Feb 19, 2015 |
This thought came to my mind and I wondered on my own why we should stop spending coins I could remember when I was in primary school we did spend coin and it was really cool .Advanced countries like U.S,U.K still spend coin this is not a question of backwardness but rather our precious country in it ways of mismanagement and lack of continuity has made this almost never possible again. |
Religion / Is Forex Another Form Of Gambling Or Can It Be Attributed To A Form Of Sin by QualityPays: 7:57am On Feb 09, 2015 |
I have come to point where I come to ask myself that question am starting to think it as luck because your success is dependant on a set of peoples or worlds market outcome.pls shed light to it pple |
Sports / This Is To All My Bet Lovers Sure Bet For The Weekend Try It by QualityPays: 4:05pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Belgium pro league (standard liege-mouscron-peruwelz)standard liege to win.2)saint etienne vs lens.saint etienne to win.3)netherlands Eestre divise (fortuna sittard vs NEC).NEC to win (4)chelsea vs aston villa chelsea to win(5)mancity vs hallcity mancity to win (6)greece football league Iraklis vs Tyrnavos .iraklis to win(7)belgium second division As eupen vs antwerp .As eupen to win (middlebrough vs charlton athletic middlebrough to win (9)sparta rotterdam vs MVV.sparta rotterdam to win(10)volendam vs ajax II. Volendam to win (11)villarael vs Granada villareal to win (12)Bolivia LFPB( real potosi vs sport boys) real potosi to Win(13) barcelona vs althetic bilbao barca to win(14)instanbul basaksehir vs karabukspor instanbul basakehier to win (15)aberdeen vs ross country.aberdeen to win (16)trapani vs carpi.carpi to win (17)HNL.croatia split vs istra 1961 split...(18)quater star league umm salal vs al shamal. Umm salal to win (19)bahrain premier league. Al shabab vs aL hadd. Al hadd to win |
Nairaland / General / A New Year Is Just A Scientifically Derived Date. by QualityPays: 1:51pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
As we all know we are entering into a new year with various mind sets,new year resolution and I just sat and tought that this day which is called a new year isn't so special it just a day as every other day that comes with a lot of decoration and celebration entangled all around it.what in the best way can be called a scientifically derieved date by a group of early scientists who reasoned and felt their calculation were right what if their countings were wrong.what if we and God almighty were operating on different calenders derieved wrongly by a group of humans like us.A new year is just like every other day we live in it doesn't guarantee a change in anything.Everything in life is mind set which we can achieve at any point in time not necessarily the start to a new year which most people believe is a start to a new thing at the end of the day nothing happens and they are all over lamenting.Do have a blissful new year. |
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