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Wait, I as a black woman got to RESPECT THAT GARBAGE? No thanks! The only black man I HAVE TO RESPECT is my HUSBAND, AFTER GOD,

I heard that women should ride on top of their mate, IT A WONDERFUL FEELING,

Your chickens need to stay in their nest, cos they messing with BIG ROOSTERS NOW!

Nigeria's football team sucks! Argentina tore the asses to shred and if it wasn't for the goalie, NIGERIA WOULD HAVE BEEN CHEWED! SIGHS!

THE BEST PART OF THE TEAM, WAS THE GOALIE, PITIFUL!

WHY OBASI KEPT GETTING HIS NUTS SACKED?
WHO MADE TAIWO THE LEAD?
WHO TOLD HARUNA HE CAN RUN?

WHY WAS THE GOALIE THE ONLY ONE WITH SENSE?

ANYWAY,

I am SO FREAKING GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well,

NO one should tell you WHEN YOU SHOULD GET MARRIED AND HOW YOU SHOULD MARRIED, it your life people! you have to live with it, so why are you listening to other people? Many times people have issues with MAARRIAGE ARE PEOPLE THAT USUALLY SINGLE OR HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE WITH MARRIAGE,

What you want to end up like them? If you want to get married, there is nothing wrong with marriage, JUST MAKE SURE THAT THE PERSON YOU ARE MARRYING IS READY TOO!

throws a bomb in the trash can and watches it blow up,

It could be your expectation exceed the reality,

God's time is different from mankind time, If you prayed and fasted, AND OBSESS WITH IT, you tellin God you don't trust him therefore it will not happen. Law of attraction is a powerful thing when you attract negative attention it is because your mind is thinking negatively. If you are saying "oh how long do I have to wait and oooh it been a long and I haven't got my husband yet, yadda yadda", you won't get him. You confusing the universe by saying you want one, but your acting as if you don't think you will get one.

Focus on you and live your life, HE WILL COME. PRAY , THANK GOD, AND REJOICE. I was living my life and focus on me when my fiance approached me and now we getting married next month.

The one UNIVERSAL LIE MEN TELL,

I LOVE YOU BABY, SO WHEN WE GOING TO HAVE SEX?

American technology allows a woman who want to be a man have a FAKE PENIS THAT can either be pump or rod insertion,

Skyper,

What you don't believe, THERE ARE TRANSGENDERS OR THAT THEY DIDN'T HAVE SEX,


DON'T JUST SAY YOU DONT BELIEVE IT AND DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DONT BELIEVE,

Not everybody have sex BEFORE MARRIAGE LIKE SOME OF YOU Hot MOFOS, and people do hide things very well, and technology in AMERICA IS FAR ADVANCED THAN MOST COUNTRIES,

Thanks so much girlies! Well, I don't know what else to say about the wedding other then the bride maids zillas taking over the wedding other than that, me and my boo happy! He is fattening me up talking about I gotta be ready for the babies, SIGHS!

I AM LIKE CAN I HAVE AT LEAST TWO MONTHS BEFORE I GET KNOCKS UP, HIS REPLY WAS NO,

Would it be against my wifely duties to tell him I have a two month long MENSTRUAL?

What you looking at Faher?

A groom who is a post op transsexual decides to tell his or her wife after marriage that he used to be a woman and can't impregnate her. The bride asked the groom, why didn't you tell me about your identity before marriage and the groom's response was BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO LOVE ME FOR ME AND WAS AFRAID TO TELL YOU. The bride distraught and filed an annulment to have the marriage revoked due to fraud.

This is real and very common unfortunately.

You stupid to think this kind of chit ONLY HAPPENS in America, what about a daughter in love with her father IN NIGERIA, WHAT ABOUT A GRANDMA FUGGIN HER GRANDSON IN NIGERIA, DON'T GET ME STARTED,

THE HO THAT GOT PREGNANT IS NASSY AND SHE IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED, I TOLD THE BRIDE KEEP HOES AWAY FROM YOUR MAN,

TEMPTATION DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE,

MISSY,

THE WEDDING PREPARATIONS IS GOING GOOD EXCEPT THE SISTERS (MY FIANCE'S) THINK IT THEIR WEDDINGS,

THEY ARE OLDER SO THEY ASSUMED THEY KNOW MORE THAN ME AND MY FIANCE YOUNG AZZES,

WE WANTS A SIMPLE AND INTIMATE WEDDING, THEY WANT A CINDERELLA MEET JAY Z WEDDING,

THE WEDDING IS THE FIRST LONG WEEKEND IN JULY AFTER FOURTH OF JULY (INDEPENDENCE DAY IN USA)

there ya go with them hints!!!!

Faher,

You assumed I am nervous prior to my wedding, Rest assured I am not nervous, ANXIOUS YES, and want the isters to back off cos IT MY WEDDING!!!!!!! okay, I am here, oh what you were saying, yeah, I am not jittery sweety.and i am sure you want to CALM ME before the wedding huh?

i am more of a 22 person, winks

Faher,

I am still waiting on you to BITE MY ENTIRE ANUS,

Ebony,

I wish it wasn't real, I felt so sorry for the bride that I wanted to whoop his azz myself,

Mr Jay,

That was THEIR EXCUSE why the sex happened, NOT MINE, they said they were drunk and didn't know they had sex together and I SAID IF THEY DIDN'T KNOW how the girl know he is the daddy?

So other words, they were busted upside the head by me. Smile.

Yes the girl should run and never look back because the girl that is pregnant is thinking about having the abortion now since she been heavily ridiculed and the groom is pressuring her to abort the baby now, THEN AGAIN IT GOES BACK TO IF THEY DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD SEX TOGETHER, WHY IS HE PRESSING ABORTION, he should be confident that he is not he father since HE SAID HE DIDN'T KNOW,

WHOOOOWEEEE, I HAVE ANOTHER MARRIAGE WOE, THIS ONE IS REAL TOO, UNFORTUNATELY,

Okay, I was at a wedding recently and the bride just found out DURING THE DAY OF HER WEDDING THAT her best friend , the maid of honor is pregnant with her groom's baby. Okay, now they said that they were drunk and didn't know they slept together, so I asked, HOW DID THE MAID OF HONOR HOW DID YOU KNEW THE GROOM IS THE FATHER?

THE MORALE OF THIS MARRIAGE WOE IS KEEP YOUR FRIENDS OR ENEMIES FARTER APART FROM YOUR MAN AND THE LIQUOR!

It clear that your fiance can't afford the bride price otherwise it wouldn't have been an issue between your parents and your fiance. However, your fiance pays the bride price, you guys will be struggling financially trying to maintain ythe household. You already said that it cost more than your mortage. So it up to you and your fiance. We are not marrying you guys so whatever your fiance decides may you guys have the best of luck possible. I have a feeling that the marriage won't work because once the marriage starts on a rocky foot, it usually ends on a rocky foot. Pay attention to the signs and your parents don't give a fugg about that which is sad because if they are well off then why are they asking for a price you and your fiance can't afford collectively? Something is not right with this but then again, GOOD LUCK!

Tribes in Nigeria have bride prices too@Tpia