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Lies Ladies Tell by alliednetw(m): 2:20pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Lies LADIES Tell: #1 He's jst a friend #2 He's my cousin #3 Am a virgin #5 I'm goin to church #6 I dnt av sex on first nyts. #7 Am on my period #8 I jst lost appetite (na food) #9 I dont think dis is right (bt she's naked) #10 I luv u too #11 U're d 1st guy I'm doin dis to #12 I had a dream nt 2 av sex yet (na she be j, oseph) #13 I jst broke up wit my bf #14 Plz I'm born again #15 I'm not dating u because of ur cash |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by googles: 2:53pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Clap for yourself |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by sexdoctor(m): 2:56pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
1/1 Lies Men Talk #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by 190: 3:42pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
alliednetw:this is what i find most hilarious |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by Dyt(f): 4:28pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
u ll say d lies d ones u meet tell |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by BeautfulB(f): 4:31pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
alliednetw: LMAFO, ur guys are funny, but u guy are saying this too She's jst a friend She's my cousin ur the most beautiful creature have ever seen i dreamt last nite & God told me ur my wife I jst broke up wit my gf i promise not to have s3x wif u i promise never to break your heart i have never loved any woman the way i love u. |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by Nobody: 4:45pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Beautful.B: -Im not Married -You are the "take home to mama kinda girl" -I love you -It wouldnt make a difference if I sleep with you because you are definitely the one -Your the best I ever had -No you are definitely not fat -Iv got money in the bank -Im a christian |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by sexdoctor(m): 4:54pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by irongal(f): 4:56pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
yea also these are included: you are the best thing that ever happened to me i cant live without you you are so unique and different the colour of ur eyes drive me crazyfor pete's sake they are just black |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by Nobody: 5:30pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
the colour of your eyes drive me crazyfor pete's sake they are just black but some cud be brown or blue or yellow, even white! |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by queeneve: 6:07pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
The one UNIVERSAL LIE MEN TELL, I LOVE YOU BABY, SO WHEN WE GOING TO HAVE SEX? |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by Nobody: 6:28pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
and i dislike this universal answer frm ladies whn dey say ''in ur wildest dreams will dat come true''. |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by boomii(f): 7:26pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Beautful.B: Thumbs up for telling the guys. |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by Osama10(m): 7:49pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Yeah you said it all. |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by gregejige: 7:58pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Lies women tell: The guy is gay. because the guy no look am twice |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by 190: 10:51pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Ebonyeyes:exactly what i had in mind 2 tell u when we eventually meet~ |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by laprince(m): 12:57pm On Jun 11, 2010 |
why dem no they change the way them they tell the lies. na constant repetition. SOMETHINGS ABOUT GUYS IS THAT; 1. they know the lies 2. the lies will always come(from the ladies) 3.they just play along. 4. they don't want to fall victims |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by emmaco24(m): 2:48pm On Jun 11, 2010 |
gregejige: |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by motunrayoo(f): 4:10pm On Jun 11, 2010 |
The guy is gay. because the guy no look am twice LMAO,are you sure these is true,infact am finding these thread interesting,i agree with all the lies ladies tell and thumbs up for that lady that gave us the lies guys tell |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by sugarpp: 6:19pm On Jun 11, 2010 |
;d |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by patani(m): 7:41pm On Jun 11, 2010 |
In short! every thing about girls na lie, From their hair(Fixed hair), their nails, their eye lashes, their boobs(Paded with foam bra), their yarsh(Tightly squized in tight trousers for us to believe its bigder), thier smile(A girl can smile soo good for you to spend any amount on her. however she can be the worse devil uve ever seen), thier skin etc, infact I the list goes on, [/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color] |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by ITgurlie(f): 8:10pm On Jun 11, 2010 |
patani: Na you know which is a lie and which is true, aproko Ebonyeyes: infact 95% of what comes out of their mouth are lies sometimes when they say good afternoon you check your watch to be sure it's the right time of the day |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by james1(m): 8:39pm On Jun 11, 2010 |
Hi.nice one.poor gals lie like that.middle class and rich gals don't lie that way. |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by james1(m): 8:52pm On Jun 11, 2010 |
99.9% of gals like the fake life 2 much AWOOF!that is why they always fall victim/prey to marauders.after dem go dey shout around:he used and dumped me!no shame at all.both parties nor partake and enjoy? |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by femmy2010(m): 10:38pm On Jun 11, 2010 |
She says she is in PH but behind her where she stand at ikeja bustop is the newly built Bus stop.Fashola,the state Gov is trying.I might be wrong maybe BRF has been posted to PH. |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by ITgurlie(f): 10:46pm On Jun 11, 2010 |
femmy2010: buuh Try this one too: you're right in front of his house you can see his car packed and you call to verify if he's home and he says he's in abuja for a business meeting, you come closer to the door and you can hear uuh uuh pls don't stop cos I'm about to come and then you wonder, this meeting must be one hole of a meeting |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by femmy2010(m): 10:54pm On Jun 11, 2010 |
And a hole of a meeting it was. |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by Nobody: 12:27am On Jun 12, 2010 |
Baby, i can count the number of women i've slept with (and his hands and toes are spread out in front of u!) |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by maedan(f): 12:31am On Jun 12, 2010 |
switpea: LOL . Playa. |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by Nobody: 1:42am On Jun 12, 2010 |
@POST the important question would be: as big as the lies may be, could we live without the opposite se*x?! i can safely say, HELL NO! |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by femmy2010(m): 1:56am On Jun 12, 2010 |
Lieing ladies,bad ladies,killer ladies etc.the fact remains that guys cant live without u all.Frankly,Money cant replace thd spark u bring to a man's world.I accept u all are indeed that sweet salt of life but lets all try and take things easy on the brodas. |
Re: Lies Ladies Tell by ITgurlie(f): 2:26am On Jun 12, 2010 |
femmy2010: Now you're talking cos we need each other to survive and the guys too should play their part well |
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