Lies LADIES Tell:
#1 He's jst a friend
#2 He's my cousin
#3 Am a virgin
#5 I'm goin to church
#6 I dnt av sex on first nyts.
#7 Am on my period
#8 I jst lost appetite (na food)
#9 I dont think dis is right (bt she's naked)
#10 I luv u too
#11 U're d 1st guy I'm doin dis to
#12 I had a dream nt 2 av sex yet (na she be j, oseph)
#13 I jst broke up wit my bf
#14 Plz I'm born again
#15 I'm not dating u because of ur cash

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alliednetw:

Lies LADIES Tell:
#1 He's jst a friend
#2 He's my cousin
#3 Am a virgin
#5 I'm goin to church
#6 I dnt av sex on first nyts.
#7 Am on my period
#8 I jst lost appetite (na food)
#9 I dont think dis is right (bt she's unclothed)
#10 I luv u too
#11 U're d 1st guy I'm doin dis to
#12 I had a dream nt 2 av sex yet (na she be j, oseph)
#13 I jst broke up wit my bf
#14 Plz I'm born again
#15[size=20pt] I'm not dating u because of your cash[/size]

this is what i find most hilarious

u ll say d lies d ones u meet tell

alliednetw:

Lies LADIES Tell:
#1 He's jst a friend
#2 He's my cousin
#3 Am a virgin
#5 I'm goin to church
#6 I dnt av sex on first nyts.
#7 Am on my period
#8 I jst lost appetite (na food)
#9 I dont think dis is right (bt she's unclothed)
#10 I luv u too
#11 U're d 1st guy I'm doin dis to
#12 I had a dream nt 2 av sex yet (na she be j, oseph)
#13 I jst broke up wit my bf
#14 Plz I'm born again
#15 I'm not dating u because of your cash

LMAFO, ur guys are funny, but u guy are saying this too
She's jst a friend
She's my cousin
ur the most beautiful creature have ever seen
i dreamt last nite & God told me ur my wife
I jst broke up wit my gf
i promise not to have s3x wif u
i promise never to break your heart
i have never loved any woman the way i love u.

Beautful.B:

LMAFO,  your guys are funny, but u guy are saying this too
She's jst a friend
She's my cousin
your the most beautiful creature have ever seen
i dreamt last nite & God told me your my wife
I jst broke up wit my gf
i promise not to have s3x wif u
i promise never to break your heart
i have never loved any woman the way i love u.

-Im not Married
-You are the "take home to mama kinda girl"
-I love you
-It wouldnt make a difference if I sleep with you because you are definitely the one
-Your the best I ever had
-No you are definitely not fat
-Iv got money in the bank
-Im a christian

AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON

yea also these are included:
you are the best thing that ever happened to me
i cant live without you
you are so unique and different
the colour of ur eyes drive me crazy_{for pete's sake they are just black}

the colour of your eyes drive me crazyfor pete's sake they are just black
but some cud be brown or blue or yellow, even white!

The one UNIVERSAL LIE MEN TELL,

I LOVE YOU BABY, SO WHEN WE GOING TO HAVE SEX?

and i dislike this universal answer frm ladies whn dey say
''in ur wildest dreams will dat come true''.

Beautful.B:

LMAFO, your guys are funny, but u guy are saying this too
She's jst a friend
She's my cousin
your the most beautiful creature have ever seen
i dreamt last nite & God told me your my wife
I jst broke up wit my gf
i promise not to have s3x wif u
i promise never to break your heart
i have never loved any woman the way i love u.

Thumbs up for telling the guys.

Yeah you said it all.

Lies women tell:

The guy is gay. _{because the guy no look am twice}

Ebonyeyes:

-Im not Married
-You are the "take home to mama kinda girl"
-I love you
-[size=20pt]It wouldnt make a difference if I sleep with you because you are definitely the one[/size]
-Your the best I ever had
-No you are definitely not fat
-Iv got money in the bank
-Im a christian

exactly what i had in mind 2 tell u when we eventually meet~

why dem no they change the way them they tell the lies.
na constant repetition.

SOMETHINGS ABOUT GUYS IS THAT;

1. they know the lies

2. the lies will always come(from the ladies)

3.they just play along.

4. they don't want to fall victims

gregejige:

Lies women tell:

The guy is gay. _{because the guy no look am twice}

The guy is gay. because the guy no look am twice
LMAO,are you sure these is true,infact am finding these thread interesting,i agree with all the lies ladies tell and thumbs up for that lady that gave us the lies guys tell

;d

In short! every thing about girls na lie, From their hair(Fixed hair), their nails, their eye lashes, their boobs(Paded with foam bra), their yarsh(Tightly squized in tight trousers for us to believe its bigder), thier smile(A girl can smile soo good for you to spend any amount on her. however she can be the worse devil uve ever seen), thier skin etc, infact I the list goes on, [/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

patani:

In short! every thing about girls na lie, From their hair(Fixed hair), their nails, their eye lashes, their bosoms(Paded with foam bra), their yarsh(Tightly squized in tight trousers for us to believe its bigder), thier smile(A girl can smile soo good for you to spend any amount on her. however she can be the worse devil uve ever seen), thier skin etc, infact I the list goes on, [/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Na you know which is a lie and which is true, aproko

Ebonyeyes:

-Im not Married
-You are the "take home to mama kinda girl"
-I love you
-It wouldnt make a difference if I sleep with you because you are definitely the one
-Your the best I ever had
-No you are definitely not fat
-Iv got money in the bank
-Im a christian

infact 95% of what comes out of their mouth are lies sometimes when they say good afternoon you check your watch to be sure it's the right time of the day

Hi.nice one.poor gals lie like that.middle class and rich gals don't lie that way.

99.9% of gals like the fake life 2 much AWOOF!that is why they always fall victim/prey to marauders.after dem go dey shout around:he used and dumped me!no shame at all.both parties nor partake and enjoy?

She says she is in PH but behind her where she stand at ikeja bustop is the newly built Bus stop.Fashola,the state Gov is trying.I might be wrong maybe BRF has been posted to PH.

femmy2010:

She says she is in PH but behind her where she stand at ikeja bustop is the newly built Bus stop.Fashola,the state Gov is trying.I might be wrong maybe BRF has been posted to PH.

buuh

Try this one too: you're right in front of his house you can see his car packed and you call to verify if he's home and he says he's in abuja for a business meeting, you come closer to the door and you can hear uuh uuh pls don't stop cos I'm about to come
and then you wonder, this meeting must be one hole of a meeting

And a hole of a meeting it was.

Baby, i can count the number of women i've slept with (and his hands and toes are spread out in front of u!)

switpea:

Baby, i can count the number of women i've slept with (and his hands and toes are spread out in front of u!)

LOL . Playa.

@POST
the important question would be: as big as the lies may be, could we live without the opposite se*x?!

i can safely say, HELL NO!

Lieing ladies,bad ladies,killer ladies etc.the fact remains that guys cant live without u all.Frankly,Money cant replace thd spark u bring to a man's world.I accept u all are indeed that sweet salt of life but lets all try and take things easy on the brodas.

femmy2010:

Lieing ladies,bad ladies,killer ladies etc.the fact remains that guys cant live without u all.Frankly,Money cant replace thd spark u bring to a man's world.I accept u all are indeed that sweet salt of life but lets all try and take things easy on the brodas.

Now you're talking cos we need each other to survive and the guys too should play their part well