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Happy birthday sir

fati2001:
what's this?

Congratulations to them

Nice piece, thanks OP

If this is not funny then what is

Odoctor:
She said on my first day of calling "I would appreciate if you can contact me through WhatsApp only, and not calls"

And the whatsaap chats are unreplied till date.

Not again

May their souls rest in peace.

Deep

Eze2000:
Listen to me and I'll speak from experience as a man who has been in your shoes.... 30s, seriously broke and jobless.


No good woman will touch you. No woman at all will marry you and respect you as you are.

Why?

You see, you are nothing more than a beggar. They'll just make you their slave, full time servant or an object of ridicule, and there will be nothing you can do other than wash their undies and do the dishes daily.

Go and make money, however small, then try again.

I have passed your stage and to God be the glory. I'm 40 now, still single and seriously searching but not begging like you. No one marries well by begging.
Right now, despite the hard economy, I can feed any girl even a slay queen and her entire family. By God's grace I will find the kind of woman I want soon.

Go and work, my brother..

Rozcol:
Marry her and have all the sex you want with her,that's the right thing to do.

arthurwillia:
Me: baby girl, Do you even miss me at all?

Baby girl: No.

Me:

Go girl. Congratulations

My God, for how long

RIP to the deceased. May the Lord comfort your loved ones.

RIP Dickson

Happy birthday Uti. Keep soaring.

No audio transfer please

Yes

DeltaBachelor:
Ok. Nice. Are you based in Lagos ?

Oh really

Adegbemiro11:
Queen, Queen!

You look just like a friend of mine, Olawumi; a secondary school mate.

Ogwashi-uku

DeltaBachelor:
We hail you 2 Queen. Where in Delta are you from ?

Very true

Adegbemiro11:
I still don't see that as achievement o.

Alawiiye made me understand that "Apa lara, igunpa ni iyekan".

May their souls find rest.

Very true

TarOrfeeek:
Never accept to courier packaged goods for someone across any type of border.

A while back, a man gave me pepper soup powder spice to deliver for him.

He was someone I trusted. But I had to open the nylon and turn the spice with spoon 30 times. Then used a generous quantity to make goat meat pepper soup.

Preventing is better than cure.

Happy birthday Van Vicker

Mine is:

Oh what peace we often forfeit
Oh what needless pain we bear
All because we do not carry everything to God in prayer.

From the hymn: What a friend we have in Jesus

Honestly, the emotional torture she will go through ehn. If care is not taken, it may affect her self esteem.

It is well.

Humanoid01:
Dude! Damn.

That was inhumane. I'm almost shedding a tear for that lady, even though it happened two years ago.

Absolutely, congratulations.

Ochelyko1:
The girl am about to get married too I meet her online, Facebook princely, it was so amazing and when I met her real life I was like wow! Dis is my speck hello! It was a wonderful experience. True love can be found any where

Congratulations

arsetalks:
Yes. She now has three kids for me and leaving in my house and heart without paying rent.

Awwwwwwn, congratulations.

PastorFire:
Dear, i met one just once and we are getting married next months with all marital rites settled.

olurili:
i order for bobrisky and get akpororo

Woooow, I love cases like this.

Congratulations, I wish you conjugal bliss.

aysnoopy:
I met my fiancée on fb
Next week Saturday is our introduction.
Wedding will come soon

Nice thread.

My people, I hail o