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stupidmod3:
apc


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HELLO, ARE YOU INTO MUSIC? CHECK MY SIGNATURE

Lool.
This guy?

tutudesz:
On behalf of Nairaland I present the snake award to him

Ewwwwww,. Keep it!!

tutudesz:
U be burna boy PA

I dunno, maybe!!

tutudesz:
Why is Burna Boy angry person say she no know you and you come dey vex
Burna boy you know Cyrus the Virus

yes, con air

Lool, these married men won't learn,.. serves him right!! ✔️

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Benz4pimp:
so you expect USA to play a serious match and get injured abi.....Nigerians are jokers

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Well done, we're proud of you guys!!

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donstan18:
I’m trying my best not to have a negative thought here, trying my best not to believe the dad joined her in school out of obsession and fear of loosing her pussay to other guys.

So much trying my best to read her tweet with clean mind, but no matter how hard I try, my mind keep telling me they are an item.

[/s] Boss, don't be petty,. just say congratulations!! And move on!!

My dear the money is yours, whatever you do with it, is nobody's business... Do what makes you happy!!

It's definitely the U.S.. with over a million Nigerian immigrants...

This is exactly the way it is suppose to be, if not for bad and fantastically Corrupt leaders,. We should actually be earning good money from tourism!!

pansophist:
Na today? The only way out is through it. Nelson Mandela spent over 23 years in prison, but still, Apartheid was dissolved, Martin Luther King was branded terrorist, but Jim crow laws ended and he became a global icon, how about Malcom x, Steve Biko, to name a few ?

One thing is certain, and it is that evil can not triumph over good. It has never happened. Truth could be delayed, suppressed, disregarded, but it shall prevail. Arresting Kanu does not magically turn all what he says to be a lie. Proscribing ipob as terrorist, killing their members, and having political power will not kill an ideology that is founded on truth, and to undo historical wrongs.

FG can keep protecting terrorist (Gumi), covering bandits and so on, but at the end, it only adds more repercussion to the fulanis on the day of reckoning. Kanu is an hero, hate him, love him, he is an hero. An hero because he stood by truth and truth is not something you defeat. I agree that he may have flaws, but it is better to be a faulty diamond that an impeccably flawless irrelevant stone. He that hath ear, let him hear.

A hero!!
You mean??

ModestGal:
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Only God knows how they bring Igbos up, you guys are worst than the Fulanis.i wonder how parents bring thier children up to be this bitter and hating on other tribes. Well, if you read history, you will know that IGBOS are the biggest betrayers, infact they have betrayed all ethnic groups in Nigeria, because of you guys selfishness. I doubt if you will ever get any country with this your condescending lifestyle

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DieRich5:
Horror movie lovers
I hear say he dope, too bad not my thing

we hope so!!

This is totally wrong, on all levels!!

Iceyjayzz:
I can see that the same fake ass lying ass beech person like you queenslander is liking your posts? lol...both of you suppose marry already, you guys fit each other 100%

Omg!! you just couldn't resist the urge? Huh?
I guess you must involve me in every stupid, mundane, unimportant detail of your fake miserable life?? For what??
In Hope of getting my attention??
Tf is wrong with you boy??
Please keep me outta your madness.. and face your adversary!!

Iceyjayzz:
[s] Oh it's not a downloaded picture again? I have to prove myself? this is why I said that you are unintelligent and extremely dumb. lol.. you must be very foolish if you think I will waste my time and resources to prove to a fake poverty stricken beech like you? no away!
even if I have a pen and paper here, I will never proof anything to a brokeass nonentity like you
Dumbina

it's not everyone that will be a fakeass person like you are,

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Fake life!!
Smh!!

Iceyjayzz:
Lol I know it's hard for you to believe because you are languishing in poverty, it's not my fault you are from a poor family, you should blame your dad for that.

Anyways I'm about to devour this luscious meal, you can say it's a downloaded picture again, fake ass girl.

Mr fake life!!
You can only deceive the gullible.. not me
Treat as urgent!!
Write your name on a piece of paper with ink or pencil,. If you can't find one,. Use your phone!!
Type your name Iceyjayz into your phone now..
use the another person's phone with you to snap then paste here... using this present location!!
I'm waiting

Iceyjayzz:
[s] Lol look at this pained miserable goat, poor miserable fool like you is angry you can never get a foreign woman, which foreign woman will settle with a broke efulefu like you with low sperm count? I know how broke coons like you get angry when you see others doing well, with that cheap itel phone and 10MB data that you are using.

because you can never succeed in getting something doesn't mean others can't, and please leave the cotonou that you are living and travel to Europe and America

Lastly let me burst your bubble, I lived and schooled abroad, I'm also getting married to a foreign woman and would love other sensible NIGERIAN men should do the same, since NIGERIAN girls are nothing to write home about.

If you are still pained you can go hug a wet transformer, fool!

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Another absurd and nonsensical talk.
Schooled abroad ko,. Lived abroad ni..
Osogbo slum dweller claiming millionaire...

Iceyjayzz:
You are following me around, I guess you miss me? Lol

Follow you around? Lmao
I guess you take yourself too seriously!!
Get a life boy,.
The world owes you nothing.. it was here first!!

goslowgoslow:
How is it your own business that he his a lucky man? Try to respond with sense because I doubt if you have one.

oyaskii:
This Priest?

worst horror movie,.
I've ever seen!! Was more like a low budget Nigerian film.. no offense to Nigerian movie lovers!!

GRIMMJOE:
Prostitute

Lool and yet I still won't fukck you!!

GRIMMJOE:
goat.

Your wry reaction is a microcosm of the kinda life you're presently living..
You're out of touch...
It's obvious you need a reality check!!
Maybe I should grab you by the scruff of your neck and haul you back into reality!!

Another rubbish post..
Anytime you guys wanna talk about Fulani beauty.. you always end up posting pictures of the elites in the north...
Show us the average Fulanis on the street!! And not these few privileged ones..

Iceyjayzz:
Spare me those gibberish you typed, you think I don't know what you do? green snake like you. I saw that you were reporting my posts, so you are a coward afterall? Lol

you can report this one too, wayward girl.

Lmao
" You don't need to fight with judases, they always end up hanging themselves "
Enjoy your ban..
Hope it's a long one though? Lool
In the end everybody gets what they deserve.. you got served boy!!

Iceyjayz,

Are you always this mischievous and badly behaved?? Wtf!!
I trust you know, It would be wrong to get wrapped up in petty jibes with you.. buh this your long-standing " holier-than-thou " attitude on this forum is baffling. even for someone so ignorant ..
Let me as well remind you that only he who is without sin.. " Should cast the first stone " John 8:7
I don't have to explain to you or anyone else what I was doing there,. I have every right just as much as you do to visit any thread I want.. no one owes you any moral obligation whatsoever!!
So please drop all these conventional, formulaic and often oversimplified or exaggerated conception, opinion or image of a person..
To be honest, you're exceeding what is necessary,. Instead becoming repetitive and needlessly wordy..

My two cents!
Get a life chump,!!
Happy Sunday!!!

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BABYharder:
Sleeping over in a girl's house again is a no no for me.
In my second year, when man still dey live faraway from campus. It was the award night of the outgoing underG. I was forced to attend out of boredom. It happened that the event kicked off late. While there, mumsy called me to ask me how far.... She overhead the noicy background and asked where I could possibly be by that kind time for night. 11pm was the time.
She made me promise her I'll sleep over in a friend's Lodge which was closer to school. Luckily for me, the friend I saw was my coursemate. The girl I have been admiring to bed. I went to her and narrated my ordeal and she accepted.
I was feeling fly cus in my mind, that was the night I'll cease from being a virgin.
Event ended and we headed straight for her lodge.
We gist small and slept off.
For where?, Sleep no gree me sleep
Plan was to initiate the romance at an ungodly hour.....
I was admiring her straight legs and all fitted a$$.
My country people, 2am reached and from no where an unexpected diarrhoea struck me.
The purge was so much that I forgot anything about konji. I instantly swallowed both my pride and erection. I come tap her to wake. She snubbed the first time. The second time, I added a bit force. She woke halfway. I requested for tissue and direction to their rest room (bungalow). Omo this girl change am for me o, tell me say the toilet dey backyard, and she lost her backyard key. Lobatan!
The annoying part is that she was saying this without concern, she was just talking and adjusting to get back to her sleep.
I say okay, no be 4hrs remain? make I hold am.
Guys for this life no joke with diarrhea o!
Just barely 20mins I lost my cognitive consciousness. It got so bad that I started getting aggressive while waking her.
"Abeg come open this door, I don dey go my house" by 2:30am o!
She opened it without even asking how I'll cope, then I didn't care if she cared cus my main koko was to offload my goods as e dey hot
I manage remember tissue, so I took it and left.
Outside was so lonely but I cared less.
I was walking towards school, or anywhere I fit see small bush, too bad the area was developed. Alas!, I saw a small area and the weed there were outgrown, with speed I rush remove my boxie and started doing justice to nature.
As I was there, I became aware of one ekuke dog barking at me, but fear no gree am come close. If not, I swear I for strangle that snitch of a dog with my bare hands. What nonsense!!!. It was actually barking to alert neighbors but God shame am no human gree come out
After powdering my nose on the green pastures, I kuku used the tissue I embezzled to wipe my a$$. Fiaamm!! I ran back to school.

I slept in a lecture theater that morning and swore never to sleepover in any lady's house

Uh sorry, that lady is self centered,. She cared less what happened to you at that time of the night!!
By the way,.
What school is that??,. Having its toilet at the backyard,. That's weird!!
Haba!!

Iceyjayz:
Oh lol...this dummy with brain of a fish is very funny, chidinma the dangerous girl, I hope you know that you start a sentence with capital letter not small letter? now tell me who is the dullard or olodo rabata?

God is good,. !!!!
All the time my dear!!
Thanks alot..
I know you feed off my attention..
I love the name!!
Buh please don't mention me again !!

Have a nice life!! Bye bye!!