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Lilliesbud12:
I don't know why but God kept me.... help me thank God... travelled today, almost at my destination already in the town I was going... my bus waited for the traffic controller & a vehicle behind on high speed hit our bus from behind.. Exactly where I just shifted my body from, killed the traffic controller, rammed into cars on the other side of the road b4 finally crashing beyond repair... several casualties but thank God for my life... still like magic...

Anugod:
Part 2.
DH and kid bro were just in the next room and they could hear everything. Mumsy stayed by my head side, even though her doctor colleague kept asking her to leave. She just wouldn't buldge. All was set and someone was asked to pray. Meanwhile, I had requested for the type where I could watch things happen, but the doctor said no way! I was too curious and wouldn't let him work freely. Remember that we had some sought of relationship and I was really worried if he would be able to deliver.

So they started praying, and that was the last thing I remembered. Then I began to have all kinds of dreams that I couldn't explain. Then I would come back to the subconscious and hear myself groaning. I could hear mumsy by my head side holding my head and consoling me. Then I would zoom off to my inexplicable dreamland. Mum said that I would start groaning when the anesthesia began to wear off, and then some more would be given.

My baby was brought out and guess what? Her cord was tied into a tight nut. This was where she got her food from, and was breathing through, so how come it was tightly nutted and she was still alive?
The surgeon said in all his years of practice, he had never seen a baby survive with a nutted cord.

Secondly, her amniotic fluid was totally exhausted, yet my overcomer baby was still alive and kicking.

Then, even though she was positioned head down, she was going to come out with her face. Like, her face was supposed to face the anus, but it was facing the veejay. Natural labour would have been really stressful, and considering the nutted cord and finished amniotic fluid, who knows how long more she would have survived the stress?

Forthly, fibroids were brought out of me. As in NINE FIBRIODS! Two mighty ones and seven smaller ones. I was initially scared and suggested that they shouldn't touch the fibroids that were seen in scan cos of loss of blood like I read on this thread. Remember that my PCV was already low. Imagine more loss of blood... The doctor himself said not many doctors would agree to do both together, it was quite risky. He just trusted God to make it successful.

The doctor really took his time searching everywhere for anymore fibroids, cos scan only picked two. My dh was called in to see the fibroids while doctor was still working, and the guy almost fainted. He had to be taken out immediately. Doc then asked mum to call dad since hubby no get liver.
Dad came in, saw all the fibroids and walked out without saying a word.
Guyman had stepped into the next room and was weeping! Like real tears.
Mumsy followed him out since he didn't say a word only to meet my old man in tears. He was like, so all those things were in my daughter and she was still able to conceive? And the baby survived all the toxic environment and still came out 3.8? That he was shedding tears of joy.

Mum came back to me in the theatre and they finished up. I was shuffling between the subconscious world and the unconscious. I knew when I was being lifted back to my room. Gradually I came through. When I could talk, I simply asked dh, boy or girl? He said girl and I immediately slept back. They brought her picture to me and all I could see were pink lips.
She came out so hairy that anyone who saw her was just ogling. One said that was the reason for my consistent heartburn.
I could see dh all over her, from her skin colour to her hair and even facial features.
It really did end in praise, and my testimonies are unquantifiable.

The only thing now is, since yesterday, I'm not being allowed to even taste water till I fart. Me that was Queen of Farts in my pregnancy is using torchlight to find it now.
Baby farted one big one and I asked her to dash me.
You people should help me beg God to dash me fart so I can at least take water and feed my girl. I don't even need food, just fart...

END OF BS.

hunniesuzie:
Hehehe. His name is Osi. Thanks Sis

Akokor don't mind them, don't know the belle they are sharing up and dahn
Enque I saw one bfp with your name on it on the preggy thread. Go and collect it

Iyalagbo wan turn iya oni banger. Queensnow mind yasef oh

katchycouture:
is this tommybrown the same as ogi baba

JGracious:
I can't help but laugh...iya alagbo, ko da bayi . don't let me call police for you o. So you are part of the people encouraging explosive noise with fire crackers in the neighbourhood. A number of States have banned it too.

_{I know your house and I wee coman catch u}

Anugod:
Birth Alert!!!

Rejoice with me, my pink-lip princess made her grand entrance this morning at 7:50am, weighing 3.8kg at 39 weeks (by LMP) via ceaserran section.

It was purely the wonders of God as fluid was completely dried.
Mummy and baby alive and well, Daddy over the moon with ecstasy, grandparents rejoicing over the new title

BS later, still in pains.

MumIbeji:
Sabi mamas abeg make una help me chook mouth for this matter oooo

Whenever pple see me drinking cold water dey advise that cold water is not good for pregnant women, my friends go even abuse me join.. Abeg cold water no good true true?

Benignasweety:
With all pleasure

Depending on the quantity, go with 5,4,3,2,1..
5cups of millet
4cups of joro
3cups of corn (yellow or white)
2cups of soybean (that's if you want to grind it together, I did mine separately)
1cup of groundnut.


Pick dirts from all the ingredients and fry the cereals together (millet,joro,corn) till its brown and the corn start doing like popcorn kpom kpom.. Then bring it down..
Fry the soyabeans till brown kwa and keep that one aside cuz of the peeling back like groundnut, the grinders go EPP you break and blow it if u want sha (me I want)
Fry the groundnut and blow away the peel, (that one easy nah) Then I mix everything together aside soyabeans cuz I added orisirisi to that one (unripe plantain and crayfish) while grinding.

All dix frying, abeg no use oil o... na jex like roasting but without sand sand....


Tell the millers that it's baby food and they will be extra careful. They should grind it wella till its like powder. Then when you get home, buy a sieve. Not all this rice sieve o, better double sieve that can only allow powder to pass through every other thing (naa akuroo onwe ya). After sieving, your Tombrown is ready!!!

shebi u sabi make am abi make I teach dat one too?

proudmom38:
See wickedness in high places!

I comment my reserve.

Mahoti:
Princess Darasimi is 4weeks today

fruitfulhome:
Happy Six months birthday

fruitfulhome:
Happy Six months birthday

Onaswu:
we are fine
what of bobo?

Prouddad38:
Chaiiiiii ta-ta-fo.

Mamas abeg make una help me pray for 3-Plets.

I know say some people go halla for this one. Lol.

Proudmom38 how far na?

hunniesuzie:
Which intellectual? E remain Lucozade boost.

zaynie:
Notin wey pesin no go see..... 5 years old?!
Make I dey give Moyo breast?
Make this boy dey suck my boobies?! He dare not look at me when dressing sef

jazzyjazz:
I have this car seat for sale

Used only once.

Pm if interested

AlphaHandMaiden:
Ju say what?!!

Ok oh lemme not talk!

But If we hear in 3 months time you say you want to wean, we will send emmisary to your house and force feed your fenugreek seeds. Lactation by fire, by force! .

Mama feddy27: abeg pack breast oh jare! You don try.

feddy27:
I don try na, 2yrs 7 months!

If you never do reach me, continue

zaynie:
Choi!
My battery went flat early this morning ni o.
I'm charging it now.



I don laugh piss for body. .



I know she'll be back, soon sef.
I just wonder how much she got from her begging the other day as that day was such an emotional day cos of Beyedew and Proudmum's stories.
The amount must have been huge for her to want to die here?

proudmom38:
I'm good sis! I understand jare....

Na drama we dey o, you don miss part 1&2 but part 3 is still on!

Read back to get the clue!

beyedew:
I clean my sister, nobi small shometin.

beyedew:
We are 4weeks old today. I praise God.

Mamas with toddlers, please how did you/do you do it? My toddler doesn't understand that this is a small baby, don't push your face into his all in the name of kissing, he wants to climb on his baby bro, he wants his baby bro to throw things back at him. Now baby bro don get catarrh cos of big bro, how do I tackle this pls? Choi, motherhood na work oo. Mamas that did cs pls how long did you take drugs for you to be completely healed? Walahi, I'm tired of these drugs mbok. Please don't read and pass ooo.
Cc all mamas.

jazzyjazz:
See my bobo at 10 months o
Like play like play o
Choi where did all the time go

Ehen
Who needs hair Come and buy

eksbabe:
I wish he would even take spoon and cup. But no, he would be crying and throw up. Thank you all the same, i’ll keep trying.

kelizosuy:
But she eats alot oh