₦airaland Forum

Blakjewelry:
Soak garri in the morning? That one na suicide

See you, not this kind of garri o

xstry:
Sell your itel S31,
we no go hear word because u get itel S31.

If you can't help, carry your wahala and go

Good morning fam, woke up this morning and I was craving garri that looks like this

I've garri and ice - water at home, but how do I get the remaining ingredients to make it exactly like this? Checked my bag to see if I can find some ones to buy them, but all I've in the bag is 210 naira, and my makeup

Can anybody here help me with any of the remaining items? Help a sis

P S - This is the garri your garri wish to be when it grows up

iamXero:
Plus , "Choose your relationships wisely.  It’s better to be alone than to be in bad company."

.. Correct

iamXero:
It's by choice at the moment.

Currently building myself and becoming a better person , they say that's what attracts the right person.

You're doing the right thing dear

missyge:
The love we claim to have is not love. In essence no true love again.
Anyway , im single cos iv not seen him yet. Even if i see sef fear wont allow me.

..
Why the fear nah?

Etzakoos:
because True Love Is So Scarce Like Rat Vagina

Lol

Evaberry:
I'm still single cus I haven't seen a single doctor

Smh,so until you see a single doctor before you go into a relationship? What if you find the single doctor and he does not like you?

FreeSpirited:
Buhari

Buhari carry your girlfriend go vacation? Lol

yomi212:
Am still single because am on d look out for a good job

God will surely provide you with a good job

Comment a reason


Why are you still single?

LordXaaan:
**in don jazzys voice** Jealousi jealousii

Jealous of this old Aunty with her dark knuckles? Lol, I'll pass

Jude22:
yeah I agree it's kinda cool tho

This itel S31 is very very cool

PapiNigga:
Cossy Orjiakor looks fresh in these new photos she shared on her media page.The actress also showed off her natural virgin hair...



http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/03/cossy-and-her-assets-look-good-in-new.html?m=1

This cheap LovePeddler that don't worth more than itel S31, can't do without flaunting her tired boobs in pictures. Ewu

cbrass:
i dont know what is wrong with this phone suddenly it stopped seeing my sim, at first it wont come up for so many hours and when it finally did, it stopped seeing the two sim cards, i have checked my imei its intact , i have also checked the baseband..so please what can i do to restore the sim slot thanks

Throw it away and buy itel S31. Lol, it's a joke
Take it to infinix office, they should be able to fix it

ItalianWine:
I have spent all of my previous semesters as a student of Obafemi Awolowo University living on campus, and witnessing both the awesomeness and horrors of students living in the famous halls of residence. Life's pretty harsh around here, I've seen people go an entire day on an empty stomach, whilst still chasing multiple lectures in multiple locations, and after it all, they return to their rooms to soak Gari in the murky "Omole water" (named after the erstwhile Vice-Chancellor), and paltry peanuts and sugar. Pile all that on top of the misery of the current economic recession and growing inflation, resources dry up fast, and students end up drained, emaciated, in poor psychological state, overall in very bad shape. It's a hard life. But you should learn to afford yourself as much comfort as possible.

1- Manage your resources

All fingers are not equal. This saying is too popular to be forgotten, and yet many students have no value for it other than to recall it sometimes when they it helps them little. There's always a lot you want, but there's only a portion of it that you NEED. You need to use a scale of preference in every situation. Your friends and neighbours may be wearing cool shirts and nice shoes to every class, looking fresh and expensive. But that's what you see, what you cannot immediately notice is the difference between what resources they have and what you have, and even what they themselves are going through beneath those cool faces.

So you have #3000, what are your needs? First, write down everything you wish you had at the moment, now pick out the ones that you cannot do without. You're running low on foodstuffs, and it may be a while till you get any more money. But you also want this really cool shoes, so ask yourself which one you cannot live without.

Also, do you know that those snacks and meals at canteens are sapping more of your resources than you can imagine? If you buy one "Gala" sausage roll for #50 and the plastic bottled 7up for #100, you've spent #150, and of that five hundred naira in your hand you have #350 left. It still feels like a lot, till you buy #100 recharge card, Sugar and peanuts for #50, and then you have #200 left. You photocopy someone's notebook for #40, bought banana chips for #50 amidst lectures, and a sachet of pure water for #10. And now you have #100 left, in just half a day.

What could you have done, you could have bought vegetable for #100, cow skin (Ponmo) for #120, and #20 locust beans. Then you could have used the little palm oil left to cook it with some powdered pepper, and you have something to eat with for 3 days! You eat "Eba" or Rice with it, you'll be fine, with about #260 left. You'll eat before going to class and you won't need the junk food!

Manage your resources well.

2- Don't suffer in silence

When you're low on cash, or you're down on foodstuffs, don't hesitate to tell someone about it. Your Parents, your relatives, your friends... If you're not frivolous with your spending don't be shy to ask when you're in need. Don't just surmise that the economy is bad, look for those who can help you, and tell them about it. Suffering in silence is the worst thing that can happen to a student, just tell someone about it, someone who can help you.

3 - Don't overdo anything

Don't overspend, over-buy, overtly stress yourself, or trouble yourself with needless burdens. Don't buy 3 things of which you need one. You probably do not need another pair of jeans. And you probably do not need an extra pair of shoes, and you probably shouldn't get it.

Don't go out of your own way to buy a girl/guy anything! Your girlfriend or your boyfriend is not your wife/husband! And that girl who's your crush is not going to fall in love with you because you bought her #1000 recharge card, in fact, she may be using your attraction to her as an advantage. Be wise.


And have fun. Carefully

Source: Campus Punch

Besides, you don't need an expensive phone when you can barely afford three square meals a day. Sell that iPhone and get pocket friendly phone like the itel S31. Be wise

tobbie247:
I have washed my face 20 times but still, I'm seeing the same thing.

Somebody should help me confirm please.

I hope the phone will notify when my boyfriend is trying to cheat in me, when Nepa is going to take and bring light, do my laundry and house chores for me, if not let me stick to my itel S31 jeje

KingEbukasBlog:
Can these rants please stop . It was bending that customers first complained of, now it is that their new iPhone 6 rips off their hair when they make calls .

The new controversy, branded by social media users as 'hairgate', follows allegations people are getting their beard or head hair 'snagged' when the phone is held against their face .They claim that the seam between the aluminium and glass screen is catching hairs and tearing them out. The new allegations have also prompted a number of hoax adverts, suggesting the phone is good for shaving a woman's legs and trimming a man's facial hair.
See funnier ones here : http://www.kingebuka.com/2014/10/hairgate-angry-iphone-6-owners-claim.html

Lol, no be by force to use iPhone. Goan buy itel S31

starlife30:
Inbuilt "APP FREEZE" application freezes apps you do not want to use always. Apparently, this is to save Data and maximize the 1GB RAM of the phone.

Loving the phone so far

The itel S31 looks very nice, I'm in love with this phone

emmavis4u0052:
nice one from itel. . lovely fone

Lovely is not enough to describe the itel S31 o, that phone is greatness

emmavis4u0052:
if you don't knw anything about itelS31 . just ask n learn

Dude just spitting thrash about the itel S31, he knows nothing

Awwwww! Congratulations. You guys pictures are so nice, looks like an itel S31 picture. Congratulations once again, God bless your union

Foolish mugu, I'm sure an iPhone is part of the gifts he bought for the girl in question, whereas he's yet to buy ordinary itel S31 for his mother. Omo radarada

PapiNigga:
Too many melanin pooping in one pics...

These adorable photos of Mr Macauly and his pretty five daughters are currently trending online and have got lots of guys drooling.

In his words:
"In a world where overt materialism has taken precedence over all, where the desire for money, to be something in the socio-political and economic realm has permanently confined us into the constraints of tug for supremacy and its hegemony. Where all the isms and thesis are breed into our mindsets from infancy we loose track of our role here, that our existence as a being is to pro-create and leave seeds that shall germinate and bloom. The richest man is not that which his pocket is full of money, but that which his offspring blossoms in unity and spirituality!"


http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/03/viral-photos-of-father-and-his-five.html?m=1

Beautiful!! I should take a shot with my dad too one of these days with my itel S31

unilagfreshest:
1. Akube- second hand‎
2. Amana- aircondition
3. Amebo- a gossip
4. Ashana- hooker
5.Baff- clothe
6. Bajinatu- gun
7. Bolo- fool‎
8. Bone- to ignore; to let go 
9. Buga- to brag, to walk with swag
10. Chairman - ‎a respected someone 
11. Chikala- fine girl
12. Choko,kpoli- Marijuana, cannabis 
13. Chop up- continue, proceed 
14. Chow- eat‎
15. Clap, kpai, murd- die.
16. Code- to hide, to be secretive 
17. Crib, domot- house 
18. Chyke - toast a girl ; convince 
19. Demo- pretend 
20. Denge- to brag‎
21. Drop voice - threaten
22. Ego- money ‎
23. Ejanla - Big personality ‎
24. Ele - lady ‎
25. Eshin- strong car, strong person ‎
26. Flex - enjoy
27. Free me- leave me alone ‎
28. Gbe si mi leti- give me information 
29. Gbege- problem ‎
30. Gbera - hurry up‎
31. Gbo rie- watch out 
32. Gock- to miss out 
33. Gombe- trouble ‎
34. Gragra- boast
35.Grej- food
36.Hammer - to hit hard/ rich‎
37. Iko - sense 
38. Jand- Uk‎
39. JJC- new arrival 
‎40. Jamisi- give me information 
41. Kabukabu- unlicensed taxi
42. Karishika - prostitute ‎
43. Kasala/ kwanta- trouble 
44. Kele - babe‎
45. Kishi- money
46. Kilon sele- what's happening ‎
47. Kolo/ kolomental - crazy
48. Ko soro- no discussion 
49. Koshi - go away ‎
50. Kpef- drunk
51. Lepa - slim person 
52. Maga - philanderer‎
53. Misyarn - to mis jive
54. Mugu/ mumu - fool
55.No shaking - no worries 
56. O kpeke- beautiful girl ‎
57. Omo - lady
58. Ode - fool‎
59. Olobe - fool
60.  Omo wobe - prostitute ‎
61. Orobo - fat
62. Oshara- new‎
63. Open eye- street wise‎
64. Oya - someone that is too forward h/ kangaroo 
65. Panda - fake‎
66. Paraga - local gin
67. Parole - fun
68. Razz - unrefined, uncultured ‎
69. Runz- illegitimate business 
70. Shayo- drunk‎
71. Scope - to fool someone 
72. Shisha- pipe smoking ‎
73. Shasha- new ‎
74. Shepe- local gin
75. Show- be available in person 
76. Sisi - older lady
77. Sort- pay
78. Tear eye- street wise
79. Tear rubber - new‎
80. Ti be- let I go / forget it
81. Tinini - call/ ring
82. Tokunbo - second hand 
83. Toosh- to be clean
84. Totorin - enjoy
85. Vamooz- runaway 
86. Wayo- fraud/ dupe
87. Which level? - what's happening 
88. Wosewobi - street girl ‎
89. Woz- slap‎
90. Yapa- plenty 
91. Yawa- big trouble
92.  Ajebo - born with a silver spoon
93.‎ Akata - foreign lady 
94. ITK - knows to much‎
95. Oversabi- knows too much 
96. Ghetto - under developed area.
97. Gbenu si- drink
98. Ebina - hungering 
99. Akuse- wretched 
100. Elenu- someone who brags while speaking
‎
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OTE - meaning someone else who dont know anything, na that slang Dem take steal my itel S31 for Lagos. O dun mi gann

Honestly, there's no big deal in it. Some men even buy it for their gf/wife

On a lighter mood, na because of ordinary chain you dey fear? If I come wear my itel S31 around my waist because of thieves Nko and I'm your gf *lol

ijustdey:
http://thenationonlineng.net/drama-ambassadorial-nominee-refuses-recite-national-anthem/

The reason is simple, he can't recite it. Let me continue with the game I'm playing with my itel S31 before I moved people will come and bite me

Mountbatten:
iPhone 7.

- Battery life is solid, goes a whole day without charging

- Camera is the best on any smartphone

- TouchID makes logging into apps and the phone more convenient plus I can make payments with it.

- A10 processor is the fastest in the market. Apps don't crash and run smoothly on it.

- Taptic feedback and 3D Touch is awesome

- Build quality. This phone is gorgeous in matte black.

- 128GB storage gives me enough room to store apps, download my Spotify library and save tons of pictures and documents.

- Stereo speakers are loud and crisp

Rich people gang, I'll love to have one but my account balance is saying itel S31 is not bad either

The Mavin crew visited the president earlier today in London and it's our pleasure to announce to you that President buhari is well, he's only waiting to collect his test results and that might take up to three months