₦airaland Forum

Egoat:

Are you banned??

To God, CN is one heaven of a comedian.
See me laughing my ass out. Mehn!!!
Your diary is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Egoat:
Lekki na very big men place na, you can't even compare with other places at all.
Thanks so much Mama Queen.
Thanks for everything.
I am forever indebted.
I am blessed already.
OnGod.

I know what Lekki is, reason I said I can imagine what other places would be like.
Please have a fun filled and fulfilled day tomorrow. Enjoy it to the peak.

Egoat:
Life in Lagos is about hustling o, maybe in my part of Lagos sha. There are people younger than me that have been through and still doing worse and crazy hustles. It's not special, I still dey learn for some people side ni o.
By the way, I am 25 not 26. I just clocked 25 ni.

I know a little about the crazy life lagosians live. I stayed in Lekki while I was in Nigeria all through 2017 and it was still like hell hole to me. I can imagine what other places would be like.
25 or 26, God has got to bless you sir.
Like for real. Honestly, I am happy for you.
You are a divine Bae.

Egoat:
Remember ke? There is nothing about that visitation that I can forget let alone driving a Benz. Lol.

To your question, I understand what you mean even though I know you used the world average so as not to make me feel bad. There is no insult to be taken here, I am not from an average family at all. Oga CN has seen my parents, evwn if he has not seen them gan, I don't have any reason to form what I am not. I am from a very below average family, no one owns a car here in my family.
I have just worked as a danfo driver before, I drive trucks too and even Keke. So many hustles.
That was how I learnt how to drive perfectly.

Wow!!! At 26? You've done this much?
Wow is all I could think of.
May God bless you sir.

Egoat:
If things will change, it will be for the better l'oruko Jesu.
Ask anything Mama.

Amin!
Although you actually haven't given the entire story of your background especially financially, I'll just assume it's average. Please no insult intended.
My question is, how do you know to drive?
You actually said CN gave you his car to go on cruise with it. You remember?
I hope you got my question.

Egoat:
Lol. True. Auntie B isn't lucky enough joor. Besides I haven't met Mama Pinky that time sef.
If you meet Mama P, you would be happy for Boss sef. I swear
Mama P is our wifeeeeeeeeee.

Good luck to her. I hope things ain't gon' change.
Can I ask you a question?

Egoat:
Mama Pinky is the real deal.
You didn't read Oga CN's post about her?

See this one, like you got a voice.
Ain't you the one who said a lot had changed when I said lady B stood no chance.
Where is B?

Collegenews:
Congratulations Bros Egoat.
You will see Pinky and me tomorrow. Lmao!
You are my man!

The deal we had was lady B, who's Pinky?

Egoat:
Lol. Trueeeeee.
Yo mehn, yo mehn!

MZrapper:
Enjoy your stay.
Just when I had little hope of returning, Naija government came up with this.

Good for ya.
You gon' have to return to your Ghana.
We don't want you no more in Nigeria.

Egoat:
Same person with different monikers.
Smh!

You better delete this f.
Who gon' wan' scam you with a phony sobriquet and still use same siggy and details that could be traced to another account? Shouldn't that tell ya that Bitch is just tryna shift attention?

DrNefarius:
Desist from making baseless accusations.

Get a life B.
Bye!

prinx55555:
I wanted to ignore you but I can't. What manner of woe is befalling you and your cohorts that you all can't resist the urge to beg at the sight of monetary discourse?
What manner of shameless attitude are you nairalanders putting up these days? One can't even talk about money anymore without you effers rushing to tell tales of the slew of woes befalling y'all.
You all need to get a life and stop embarrassing yourselves.
Stay out of here.

Thank you my Prince charming.
That guy isn't just a low life beggar, he is also a shameless scammer and a stalker. He traced me down here actually, I made a comment on a 19-year old's thread who was asking what to do with his late Dad's money, a sum of 1.2 M naira. That scammer up there created that phony moniker to make a comment on the thread claiming he is also 19 years and studying medicine too, which was the same course the owner of the thread claims he studies in school. Few days after, he made his first comment on this thread too claiming he is based here in the US and would like us to meet. His comment came after he saw where I promised Temmy some sum and CN did well to bust him. He is just a shameless skank looking for who to scam of his or her hard earned money.
The set of idiots damaging Nigeria's repute.

lirusehn:
You no well.

Scammer.

lirusehn:
Tell me what I don't know.
You need baptism of the holy spirit.
Swears.

Aqi opie izi Reverend acina vife et aii?

lirusehn:

Mynd4444, rule 17.

You know there is no rule 17 huh?
Abina asie nadit nadit.

lirusehn:
You wish she was close to that.
My woman is perfect, all wise.

Aqi twi ewoe ayila obe nadit et et vivie ipia.

Egoat:
When I'm just seeing ajdjskdnsksjsjs.

You trie.

Egoat:
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Ki lo ko si yin?

lirusehn:
Lmao, this hallucination is severe.
Are you serious with your drugs at all?

I am outta supplies. Wanna share May's with me?

lirusehn:
Is mava same as mivi?

Whateveeerrr.
Don't just flirt with me okay? Don't cheat on May.
If you will pay me well, I can consider your offer tho.

lirusehn:
Lmao.

Is that what it looks like ni?

Before nko?
Aliq ebio pici et mava.

lirusehn:
Avie aliq ebio pici et mivi oe alila aii?

Are you flirting with me?

lirusehn:
Who is this one biko?
Who's your guy?

Don't feel yourself, I can dump you the next minute.
Answer me now that you got the chance.
How far na my guy?

lirusehn:
This guy na MOG!

My guy how far na?

Sehindemi:

Good as you made it known.
Everyone would know of their scheme of scam.
Got same.

Talk about desperation. Smh for Nairaland people.

Collegenews:
Thought I was the only one.
6 new followers and five PMs.
It was when I checked his posts I knew what's up. They should be our guest.
Won't pay any attention to them apart from this.
They are all as good as trolls.
That's all.
Good night all.

Settled.
Na night.

I have had over 11 new followers today and received over 15 PMs from desperate assholes, all thanks to Egoat's advert.
Nonsense.

The Yoruba people here should tell Tinubu to stay away from Edo.


Edo ain't Lagos mehn.
Power to my people.
Let me go and sleep.
Eshe o my fans hallova the world.

Collegenews:
Lmao! Good luck.