maynation:

Wait. What is that your moniker again? Adigun abi Koledowo abi Amope elemu de ni, what is your problem with me? Am I not older than you ni?

Adigun ko, adire ni.
Alaileko.

maynation:

Leave me alone jor.
Yeah, he is PDP actually but they are all rooting for APC in Ondo state.

Come here little one.
Who's the aburo you talked about in ya update?

Egoat:

I am serious, I hardly understand when you type like that. Like that your convo with Oga Liru.
Didn't understand anything from it.

Dey there dey whine yourself.
Sent something to your mail.

Egoat:

I don't understand wassup mehn wassup mehn o.
I wonder who the liker is.

Just laughed my ass out.
Yo cray man.

Egoat:

I can bet she left when she didn't see me.
Please help me tell her that I am doing very fine.
She should not worry herself too much.
Are you the one liking my posts?

That smiling emoji means you are serious? Hope you ain't tryna make me curse ya butt?
Nay, not the one.

Egoat:


Hallucinations? lmao.
Yeah I have closed. I close early when there is a serious match, guys seem to get busy.
Oh she came with that?
She must have come to check on me and she left when she didn't see me.
Oh my May.

She left when she didn't see you as in?
Like da phoq is this egbon talking about?

Egoat:

Yes she has missed me too even more than I missed her.
Not praying to lose anyone o but it's just reality. When the free service is over, patronage will normally reduce. Its not badluck.

The bolded, try Nuplazid, it cures hallucinations.
You have closed for the day I presume?
BTW May was online today, she used her diary's moniker.

Egoat:

Lmao.
Okay May is fine.
But you can't compare na, I have been busy with one or three things as I have many customers to deal with but May is just recuperating na. And she has not been online for months, I expect her to hang around.
I have missed her and she has missed me too.

You are talkative just like CN.
She has missed you too?
Oga I asked if you were praying to lose clientele??

Egoat:

Who won't miss me?
I beg you in the name of God that is a joke.
I am happy to be misssssssssssssssssed.

Don't worry, the free service ends today, patronage may reduce.
More time for the boy.
May isn't online today, I hope she's fine?

I refuse to hate you. You want the patronage to reduce?
You haven't been online for over 48 hours, were you not fine?

Egoat:

You know when the boy is good, you have plenty, customers.
Did I tell you my Salon is the best and the most beautiful in this entire town of mine ?
I swear o.
You can imagine how everyone wants to taste the boy.

Just when I thought I have heard enough of this barbershop.
Nice to have you around.
I don't know but I miss you around these days.

Egoat:
Hello Family.
Who missed this boy?

I missed everyone here including those who aren't missing me.

Mama Farida will be in Nigeria today (if she is not here already sef).
If you want to see her, please send me a PM.
Limited chances and Terms and conditions apply. Free ticket to May.
PS
Anyone who reads Oga CN's update and didn't laugh aloud is a sadist.

I don't understand this your on-and-off presence.
Are you cutting all the hairs of your fellow Nigerians?

MZrapper:


Collegenews na werey, Allah.

Swears.

One nylon bag of makeup kits and you've become a C.E.O.

Hahahahahaha
Who did this to CN na.

Collegenews:

Adeuti Ojajuni Odegbuyi.
That's his full name.

maynation:

Lol. Seriously? Who is deceiving you little one?

lirusehn:

A little satisfactory.
Let's see how it goes.
Give me till 10. Cool?

Aye cool.
So long love.

lirusehn:

If what you mean by online is whatsApp, you know it won't work for me.

You got me there.
iMessage?

lirusehn:

Na wa for you o.
He has upgraded since God knows when.
Censured??

Didn't know nothing, it's hard keeping up.
Aye, censured, like the X caps. Gon' come online huh?

lirusehn:

I actually started that way, seems archaic already tho.

Hang on a mo! Ain't your Big homie Kay using them figs no more?

lirusehn:


Now I got the gist.
Shame on you.

Yo thinking I was gon' start lettering figures?
Jesu o ni je.

lirusehn:


You are mistaking me for someone else.
Wait till tomorrow anyways.

Tomorrow got me feeling like Briella Jackson.

lirusehn:

Why are you making it look like you are doing me a favour biko?

Yo saying it ain't a favour?
Who gon' beat others if digits drop?
Who gon' start losing scores if hommies got the whole sytstem boned?

lirusehn:

The normal tips we all already know na. There is nothing extraordinary about it.
It's very straightforward.

I ain't got time to dwell on that messy shi for real mehn.
Buzz my cell when it's upgraded.
Hommies all backing out already, sure not good for the circle.

lirusehn:

How far na? Coast clear??

Done checking that shi out, shi don' look like it gon' work.
You got me tips?

lirusehn:

12 mentions from only you.
You sent me PMs with five monikers with the same name, what am I missing??

You ain't seen nothing yet niggy.

maynation:

Elders? Who?
Go and sit down in one place please.

Oqi aqi abina siv oe vaga.

Collegenews:



By the time I'm done showing you people my spiritual side, you all will be in my DM with your prayer requests.

You ain't shit broh.

Egoat:

Na wa o.

maynation:

You are addicted, aren't you?

To who? You? God forbid.
Small girl with no respect for elders.

Collegenews:
I had a dream that May came online.
Y'all should watch out, she will be here soonest like in less than a week.
My dreams don't fail.
I'm down for a million naira bet tho, just in case.

A week ago exactly.
Prophet Boda KindergartenNews.
Phony MOG.

maynation:

Who the fork is this kid?

Something is definitely wrong with this demented d i l d o above.
Keep madding.