stagger:
When they start getting struck with incurable illnesses for their blasphemy against God, they will start crying for help.

That was how Mr Ibu went on that tirade against pastors as follows:

STUPIDITY is when you don’t have a bicycle and you give your last penny to your pastor to buy a jet.
MUMU is when you can’t pay your children’s school fees and yet have money to contribute to your church to build expensive schools which your children will never attend..
IDIOCY is when you refuse to take your very sick child to the hospital because your pastor said you should not do so, yet that same pastor secretly runs to USA for medical attention any time he has a headache.
KOLO is when you see a poor beggar on the road and you refuse to give him 50 naira out of the 5000 naira in your pocket because it is your tithe money....
YOU are a zombie when you trek,dance and gallivant for 30 kilometers under the hot sunsweating and smelling like poo during your revival program, while your pastor is inside a full option, factory fitted air-conditioned state of the art SUV with his delectable wife slow driving along the road.
IGNORANCE is when you believe it when your pastor tells you not to live a worldly life, yet he enjoys all the best things in the world;the fine houses, cars, jets, babes etc, while you are waiting till you get to heaven to enjoy your own....


When he came down with illness, he started running from church to church, looking for the same pastors he was lambasting to pray for healing. To which God was he praying, after saying tithe money should be given to beggars?

God can NEVER be mocked. What you sow is what you reap.

What crap are you always spewing...God himself said tithes should be given to beggars, widows and orphans. White washed graves and offsprings of vipers, blind guides leading the blind.

Vaccination is a standard practice in medicine and has been so for hundreds of years. There is hardly anyone in Nigeria that has not had multiple vaccinations, it was compulsory for us to have some vaccinations before we were permitted to enroll in primary school in the 80s, they used one gun-shape needle then. Millions of children are still taking vaccines every year in Nigeria. It is ignorance and stupidity to suddenly wake up and start railing against vaccines.

There is no evidence to show that it is the vaccine that caused this, moreso no drug has ever been produced that does not have a side effect or that would be devastating and dangerous for some people. People can die of reaction to even normal natural food let alone drugs. I have a friend that does not take any seafood..fish, crafish, prawn, cod-liver oil etc..he is allergic to them and would die if he is not quickly treated. some dont take okra.

The covid vaccine has to be experimenter and humans have to be used as guinea pig because it was a pandemic that was thousands of people daily, the disease was killing people like flies, there was no time to do the usual rigorous testing that applies to other drugs and even at that people especially doctors volunteered to be tested with the drugs before they were used on the general populace.

Those drugs saved us.

Why is the train moving against traffic?

WriterNig:
Where are those 🤡 that swore that Russia cannot enter or attack a NATO country? Or is this not an attack?

Russian missiles and drones have been hitting NATO countries since 2022. And what does NATO do? They issue out statements telling Russia to be responsible lol

Even the Baltic Sea area have been experiencing severe GPS jamming by Russia, forcing Finland, Sweden and co to suspend some flights due to GPS interference. Ships on the Baltic Sea nearly collide into each other due to the jamming. But NATO does a really great job at hiding it from the public.

Those that know Russia very well, know that Russia doesn't rush into taking action. They play the long game, slow and steady. Russia will punish NATO for it's crimes for decades to come.

The United States is lucky it does not share a land border with Russia. It's so called "super power" status would have been put to test by Russia.

Lolololol...orisirisi dey this nairaland..maybe you are actually based in Russia...so i can understand your support for your adopted country...or a paid agent...but if you are just an observer and you are this engaged..oga go and rest.

SpaceX:
There is no one presently in the universe that is more equipped, knowledge, charismatic than TRUMP. Trump will lead America to the promise land.

Who is this Joker!!!!...Does the trump campaign have paid agents here.

Islie:


https://thenationonlineng.net/dismay-as-15-year-old-girl-hire-hoodlums-to-brutalise-mothers-new-husband/

Why are they contacting the PRO of police for everything under the sun. Is this the kain of thing that the pro should be asked to comment?
And what's with always saying that they called and also sent message to the phone and WhatsApp line..is that to show that they did due diligence..they should tell that to their editor in chief not the general public. Just sy he was unreachable for comments shikena

Orlu13:



get out of my sight....women are not meant to lead, no matter how u looks at it...u can call me wateva woke bullshit u have in ur head...but dats fact...wen men were men in school, who gives such women d audacity to contest....the standard of everything has really fallen

see this one...women have been leading since the days of the Pharaoh's and the Ethiopians, go and read up on the Candaces of Ethiopia. So if the standard has fallen, it has fallen over 5000 years and your crying now is too late....go sleep.

Jagaban2012:
Idowu Iluyomade resigning ...

I know ID ...he is so proud of himself, he is a GO of himself in that particular church ....perhaps he is coming back to send RCCG away from that big Edifice.....he is a lawyer he can decide to institute a law suite against RCCG. but whatever contrary efforts he is making against the RCCG God will turn it to foolishness....
RCCG brought him to.lightlime. And he should also be read to serve in a remote area.....

Gospel work is not only about Ikoyi, VI ...and other fine places ....there are many pastor colleagues in the bush area and villages....even Jesus went to Bethsida to preach ....this is a remote area where low income people stay in Israel ....

ID must be able to be flexible and adaptable to all terrain if truly he is serving God ...and not for personal gain

What does how and where Jesus preached have anything to do with what your pastors do now?...pls chastise him if you want but don't bring Jesus in, none of your pastor's actions imitate him or the early apostles

Flame333:
Sometimes you need to talk less... I don't know what people think about first tithe but I believe that as Christians we need to understand the facts that judgment belongs to God and that pastors, servants of God are the representative of God on earth.. It just the same way Marian criticized Moses unknowning to her that there is a divine connectivity between Moses and God I don't judge pastors... How much can I give to God that is enough for me to go into judgment with him..

If the pastors live like Moses and never took advantage of the flock, if they show.moderation, humility and modesty like moses and also with irrefutable evidence that they were sent by God like Moses, then they can hope to be treated like Moses.

ogascomax:
It doesn't belong to the pastor nor your father rather it belong to God. I can say Kanayo is right saying it belong to your father because God is our Father. So what you do is to bring it to the house of God and how it's administered by the church shouldn't be your concern. Yours is to obey God's word concerning that.

Didn't you read where Jesus said neither in this mountain nor in the temple in Jerusalem will people worship but people will worship God with spirit and truth. Giving to God comes in different ways, if a pastor is using money to flex life and do whatever he likes, there is nothing that says you should aid and abet him. Give it to orphans, widows, people who need help and then you have given it to God

This man always want to sound more intelligent than he is and ends up talking gibberish.

With all the nonsense he said about 5g and covid. The church members na dem e go affect pass nah. The thing is most of them would just filter this rubbish out and take necessary vaccines.
Does this charlatan not know how any vaccines we have been taking since the 60s and how much death it has prevented.

Hello, can i have more information on this

waynetee:


Guy OAU own worse pass this one.. Na 24 lashes for each hostel, there is no way the thief won't sustain everlasting injury and mark if he eventually survive it

No, this is just ferefe shishi in my days. For maximum shishi it is only OAUTHC that can save you.

We are so funny in this country, we can so attach anything to the supernatural...Dogs that barking is there natural instinct..that is the way they communicate almost everything. A dog barking at you does not mean it hates you. My brother breeds all kinds of Dogs and have about 20 at any time. I go there often and they always bark at me, it might just be one that starts it and then they all join in except for one or two particular gentle ones.

But when the dogs are released while am there, they do nothing, they come around me and i stroke them. When a dog really hates you or think you a danger, it rarely barks, it growls with low sounding noises and snarls it teeths, it bares its fangs and often times crouches..when a dog does that then you know you are in serious danger..its not just interested in snapping at your feet(playfully or just to hold your leg or pants down), this one wants to tear you to pieces.

We are definitely watching a legend in the making...there is no stopping this guy...absolutely no league can handle him..Osihmen will keep battering defences until something gives either him or the defenders..Injuries and himself are the only things that can stop him.

7lives:


Bank manager on the loose.
E no go ever better for any bank manager wey dey sell naija money.

Dont mind him, they would soon arrest the fool, talking about years of ATM operations...i hope you are still loading ATMs after 50 years in the banking industry.

dazzlingd:


you have comprehension problem . are u sure you don't have any mental problem? do you have any history of madness??

This is not the first time there will be cash scarcity in Nigeria.

Lemme break it down for you.... if you need 50 bags of rice to share for people and they give you half bag of rice to share for them. How will you ration it?

Ode, your generation has mental problem...person give you rice make you share for people wey dey die of hunger...your foolish sef is keeping it back...So if they give you relief supplies for refugees that cant even go round even one-time, you would wont share it..you would go and keep because you are rationing. You ration when you have a minimum amount to sustain things..not when you are in a severe crisis idiot. People are using the stands in your banking halls to fight each other and break each other's head and you fools are hoarding cash, maybe when they start planking you guys, you would start thinking straight.

Foolish bastard tell me the time when Nigerians were going naked in banks, burning tyres on the streets, and fighting in banking halls because they cant withdraw money, abi which kain delusional case am i talking to. Mr World Bank..you have your head in your ass and know nothing jon snow.

dazzlingd:


[s]You no too get sense. If you have an atom of sense, you won't argue with people who have had experience in banking operations[/s]. What the ATM person did has been the practice since inception of ATM machines in Nigeria. I won't argue with you, but I want you to know that the bank is not the problem.
You have a government that is incompetent with his CBN governor, a government that can lie to people. You give new notes of 5 million to a branch when a branch use up to an average of 50 to 100 million cash during the week or more. Some branches use up to 200 million cash during the week. You now share like 5million to them and say they should not ration it. Are you mad or just stupid?

And you are a complete idiot for not knowing that changing circumstances requires a change in tactic and SOP. In all your years of banking experience have you experienced a situation like this? ode...trying to sound like he invented the banking system.
For your information i never said the bank is the problem..am not doing an RCA, i am referring to the specific activity of holding on the cash during an unprecedented severe scarcity.

globalview:
I worked in bank for years and I operated Atm machines, what happened here is ‘ managing of cash so as to last long for specific period of time, those cash on strap are intentionally left that way so as to reserve for other days, these is practice whenever there is no sufficient atm loadable cash in the branch. Let CBN release more cash to branches

Not in times of national crises, when they say there is an armed gangs are about, that is not the time to brandish your licensed gun in front of the police, you would be shot. There is a scarcity and a bank refuse to release the notes it has, are they helping or making the matter worse, in what way does holding on to the cash ease the scarcity.

jrobbins:


Most people won't understand your comment Because they don't have ATM experience. It was probably warehoused to be loaded later because CBN isn't issuing much to banks, hence they'd load few intermittently to reduce total ATM downtime. They would still release the person.

The whole country is on downtime and you are worried about ATM downtime, is that a KPI for him? When the whole bank is burnt, am sure his downtime would be 0 and he can be happy. You dont load share or any other management strategy when there scarcity of notes has become a national emergency...you are actually hoarding....It cant hold water, if the manager is not smart enough to know what to do per time then he should be relieved.

EgunMogaji2:


It’s ongoing but slightly delayed due to a personal challenge last year. I need to do some additional security iron works then it’ll be ready for painting and groundwork’s.

I only sell street and flood lights for now.

Thanks.

Okay, do you have solar street lights and flood lights

Hi whats the update on the project. Have you started marketing your solar lights

EgunMogaji2:


If you have land already then you can squeeze out a 2 bedroom flat that can be easily expandable to a 3 bedroom or even 4 in the future.

The assumptions is that you’re level headed, will roll up your sleeves to get involved and less acclaimed alleged professionals.

Have a look at one of my projects.

https://www.nairaland.com/7060516/small-commercial-build

Hi Egunmogaji, i went through the thread..nice job. Whatsup with your solar light company. I want to see if you have started sales and what assess the solar lights you sell.

Kog45:
No o na Monster Machine... he Don pass headmaster... that title belonged to Mutiu Adepoju.In Nigeria football circle na one nickname to a player.

Lololol...agree..football don has spoken...the goals mutiu use head score for us will forever make him headmaster in Nigeria...osihmen nah beast..monster..all his body is lethal

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GAZZUZZ:


very possible

We just changed to another starter and it still didn't come on.

The rewire was saying it could be from the engine, that maybe it didn't roll.

GAZZUZZ:


very possible

Thank you. Where is your workshop @, and how can i contact you

Hi Gazzuzz,

I just got a hyundai sante 2015 GLS. It being driven from the port and the driver stopped for fuel and the car didnt start again. All the lights came up but the engine didnt kickstart, had to tow it home.

Rewire said it is the kickstarter. What do you think?

Mujtahida:

Why sad? Interesting comments from Oliseh about Yekini and his runs. Said Rashidi timed his runs such that he was rarely offside. Fact is that Rashidi was already well honed as an attacker. I believe with time, Osimhen will polish his game.

It just depicts how the Nigerian society allows the light to dim and the darkness to shine. We let the tail to wag the dog.
We don't like being accountable, responsible and doing the right thing, everything is up for sale to the highest bidder.
From the oliseh and corroborating stories from Emmanuel, he was a man from his early playing days wanted to bring out the best in people...but the system is so warped that you will ultimately fail except you contort yourself to their wily ways until you can no longer recognize yourself

Mujtahida:
Hey guys, watch this hour long interview of Sunday Oliseh on the maiden edition of Emmanuel Babayaro's podcast with Edafe of Elegbete TV running the works. It's a delight, an absolute feast for any Super Eagles fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0yz0YEenkM

Thanks fo sharing this..one of the best podcasts I have seen in recent times...it made me overwhelming sad

Hmmm.

This is not new but very saddening that history is repeating itself. Culturally easterners seems to find it hard to sit, dialogue and sort out issues amongst themselves. It seems to be easier to just have a hot war than a cold war where things can still be sorted out in a less explosive fashion.
The issue of saboteurs racked the Biafran army and society so much that many seasoned professional soldiers and officers had to hide or their units taken over by less efficient and sometimes non-professional officers and units. The units were full of bluster and courage but badly disciplined and poorly led. Most of the saboteur cases were just propaganda and a way to mask the failures experienced by the Biafran army, the lack of preparation and lack of equipment. The distrust caused by Biafran govt seeing saboteurs everywhere led to disunity and everyone was under suspicion both military and civilians, even when the Nigerian army was at the border of towns, people could not flee because you would be called a traitor and saboteur. How can men fight effectively when your wife and kids are behind you, when they are prevented from fleeing to a safe place, when if you try to do that, you would be called a saboteur and killed with little or no evidence. It eventually caused far greater harm than good. Same is happening again

Drenimarcus:
Russians don’t joke with Victory Day. Watching the Russian army choir sing Katioucha was sensational

Here is my friend kids singing Katioucha .

Thank you Russia from delivering the world from fascism.

Fascists that Stalin was so ready to partner with..but when he was betrayed..he was so determined to make sure Russia was not subsumed by fascists