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Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.

Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang. The man got out of the tub, put on his slippers and robe and went to the door.

A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any brushes.
Slamming the door, the man returned to the bath.

The doorbell rang again. On went the slippers and robe, and the man started for the door again. He took one step, slipped on a wet spot, fell backward, and hit his back against the hard porcelain bathtub.

Cursing under his breath, the man struggled into his street clothes and with every move a stab of pain, drove to the doctor.

After examining him, the doctor said, "You know, you've been lucky. Nothing is broken. But you need to relax, Why don't you go home and take a long hot bath?"

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."

"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

"No, mother," you don't understand, "I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!"

"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom, "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."

"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."

"Airplane ticket, What did you need an airplane ticket for?"

"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said: 'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"

Late one Friday night a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.

"Aye, so I have 'tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called "Happy Hour" and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o' those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and o' course I had to go in for a couple of Guinnesses -- couldn't be rude, ye know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later, "

And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for inspection.

The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyser test."

Indignantly, the man said, "Why? Don't ye believe me?!?"

wHEN ", thy kingdom come(s)"

Has any 1 been succesful in completing this particular application.
as in recieving confimatory message.
cos after sending application and recieving confimatory page, requesting final application submission, the page generates,
HTTP 500 - Internal server error Internet Explorer .
Repeats itself endlessly.

all of u doubtin thomases.
toni's actually on d mark.
confirm 4 urself 4rm today's daily champion.
d problem seems 2 be wit Nig brewries tho.

The Phillip consuting web site that was advertised in the Guardian newspaer for (ie shell) elctronic online forms is generating an error report (404).
has any one been able to navigate to this place? or even complete the forms?

U could log into the kimberly ryan website for more info.
twas advertised in the dailies.

See the adddy on 4th may Guardian.
there's no link 4 it it has a format in d paper.
make a copy of it & fill

Hi Good People,
Find below the list of websites and their links for Oil and Gas Companies . I hope they will be of help for those that requested for them.
Click on a site and find out abt their careers and jobs ops, u can neva tell,


ABB Offshore Systems www.abb.com

Agip www.agip.it

Agip Algeria Exploration B.V www.eni.it/english/mondo/africa/algeria.html

Agip Angola Production B.V. www.eni.it/english/mondo/africa/angola.html

Agip Gabon SA www.eni.it/english/mondo/africa/gabon.html

Amec www.amec.com

Amerada Hess Corp www.hess.com

Amoco Angola B.V www.anadarko.com

Anadarko Petroleum Corp www.angoflexlimitada.com

Angoflex Limitade www.atlascopco-group.com

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Baker Hughes www.bakerhughes.com

Bechtel www.bechtel.com

BHP Billiton Petroleum Great Britain www.bhpbilliton.com

BJ Services www.bjservices.com

Bluewater Energy Services www.bluewaterenergyservices.com

Bouygues www.bouygues-offshore.com/news/proj.htm

BP www.bpamoco.com

Brazil’s Braspetro www.petrobras.com.br

Brederoshaw www.brederoshaw.com

British Petroleum www.bpamoco.com

Brown and Root www.halliburton.com

Burlington Resources www.br-inc.com

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CABGOC (subsidiary of Chevron Texaco) www.chevrontexaco.com

Cameron www.camerondiv.com

Cepsa www.cepsa.com

Chevron Equatorial Guinea Limited www.chevron.com

Chevron Nigeria Limited www.chevron.com

Chevron Texaco Overseas www.chevrontexaco.com

CMS Energy Corporation www.cmsenergy.com

Conoco Phillips www.conocophillips.com

Cooper Cameron www.coopercameron.com

Conoco Energy Nigeria Ltd www.conoco.com

Corus www.corusgroup.com

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Daewoo Engineering and Construction Company www.daewoo.com

Den Norske Stats Oijeseiskap a.s. www.statoil.com

Dana Petroleum www.dana-petroleum.com

Devon Energy www.dvn.com

Diamond Offshore www.diamondoffshore.com

Dril Quip www.dril-quip.com

DJ-Norway’s Statoil ASA (STO) www.statoil.com

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Edison Gas www.edison.com

Elf Gabon www.totalfinaelf.com

Elf Oil Nigeria Ltd www.totalfinaelf.com

Elf Petroleum Nigeria Ltd www.totalfinaelf.com

El Paso www.elpaso.com

EnCana www.encana.com

Energy Africa www.energyafrica.com

Eni www.agip.it

Enron Power Nigeria www.enronfiles.com

Esso Chad www.esso.com

Esso Exploration and Production Nigeria www.esso.com

Esso Exploration Angola Limited www.esso.com

Exxon www.exxon.com

ExxonMobil Corporation www.exxonmobil.com

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Famfa Oil Limited www.famfa.com

Fluor www.fluor.com

Forest Oil www.forestoil.com

First Calgary Petroleums Ltd www.fcpl.ca

FMC Energy Systems www.fmcenergysystems.com

Foster Wheeler www.fwc.com

Fugro www.fugro,geoteam.no

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Gaz de France (GDFP) www.gazdefrance.com

GE Power Systems www.gepower.com/geoilandgas/

Geoservices www.geoservices.com

Ghana National Petroleum Corporation www.gnpc.com.gh

GlobalSantaFe www.gsfdrill.com

Global Offshore International Ltd www.amec.com

Globex International www.globexenergy.com

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Halliburton www.halliburton.com

Heritage Oil Corporation www.heritageoilcorp.com

Horizon Offshore www.horizonoffshore.com

Husky Energy www.husky-oil.com

Hyundai Heavy Industries www.hhi.co

Hyundai www.hhi.com

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Imperial Oil Ltd www.imperialoil.com

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JGC www.jgc.co.jp

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Kellogg Brown and Root (KBR) www.halliburton.com

Keer McGee www.kerr-mcgee.com

Korea Gas Corporation www.kogas.or

Kvaerner Enercon www.kvaerner.no

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Linde AG www.linde.com

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Maersk Oil www.maersk.com

Malaysia’s Petronas www.klcc.com

Marathon Group www.marathon.com

Mitsui Babcock www.mitsuibabcock.com

Modec Intl www.modec-intl.com

Mobil Equatorial Guinea, Inc www.mobil.co.uk

Mobil Oil Nigeria Plc www.mobil.co.uk

Mobil Offshore Production Unit www.mobil.co.uk

Murphy Oil Corp www.murphyoilcorp.com

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Nigeria Agip Exploration www.agip.it

Nigeria National Petroleum Company (NNPN) http://www.nnpcgroup.com/

Noble Affiliates Inc www.noblecorp.com

Norsk Hydro AS www.hydro.com

Nuevo Energy Company www.nuevoenergy.com

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Oceaneering International Inc www.oceaneering.com

Occidental www.oxy.com

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PanAfrican Energy www.panafricanenergy.com

Pan-Ocean Energy Corporation Limited www.panoceanenergy.com

Parsons Energy and Chemicals Group www.parsons.com

Perenco www.perenco.com

Perenco Gabon S.A.

PetroEnergy Resources Corporation www.petroenergy.com

Petrogal Angola www.petrogal.com

Petron www.petronworld.com

Petronas www.petronas.com

Petrobras www.petrobras.com

Pioneer Natural Resources www.pioneernrc.com

Premier Oil www.premier-oil.com

Phillips Petroleum www.phillips66.com

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Repsol YPF www.repsol-ypf.com

Ross and Nickel www.r&n.com

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Saibos CML www.saibos.com

Saipem www.saipem.it

Santa Fe Energy www.dvn.com

Sarpi www.sarpi.com

Sasol Petroleum International www.sasol.com

Samsung Heavy Industries www.shi.samsung.co

Santos www.santos.com.au

Schlumberger www.slb.com

Seng Sin www.sengs.com

Shell Gas and Power www.shell.com

Shell Nigeria Exploration and Production Company www.shellnigeria.com

Shell Petroleum Development Company www.shell.com

Shell Petroleum Development Company of Nigeria www.shellnigeria.com

Siemens Nigeria Ltd www.siemens.com

Single Buoy Moorings www.singlebuoy.com

Smith Bits www.smithbits.com

Snamprogetti www.smithbits.com

Sociedade Nacional de Combustiveis de Angola www.sonangol.com

Sonangol www.sonangol.com

Sonatrach www.sonatrach.net

Sonelgaz www.sonelgaz.dz

Statoil www.statoil.com

Statton Industries www.stattonind.com

Stolt and Technip Coflexip www.technip-coflexip.com

Stolt Offshore www.stoltoffshore.com

Suffolk www.suffolkenergies.com

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Talisman Energy www.talisman-energy.com

Tidewater www.tdw.com

Technip www.technip-coflexip.com

Technip Coflexip www.technip-coflexip.com

Tenaris www.tenaris.com

Texaco Nigeria www.texaco.com

TotalFinaElf www.totalfinaelf.com

Triton Energy www.tritonenergy.com

Tullow Algeria Limited www.tullowoil.ie

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Vaalco Energy Inc www.vaalco.com

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Weatherford www.weatherford.com

Willbros Group www.willbros.com

Woodside Petroleum www.woodside.com.au

Vacancies exist in one of the top five performing banks in the following areas:

Deputy General Manager Commercial Banking
Assistant General Manager Commercial Banking
Managers & Senior Manager Commercial and Corporate Banking
Manager Human Resources
Assistant Manager Human Resources



An Insurance Company is interested in high flying marketing staff for the following cadre

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Please send cv's to irunna.ejibe@kimberly-ryan.net

Forumers,
i have rcved my halliburton test invitation. scheduled for sat 13th may @ PH.
pls does any 1 know the format their test is?

?

thanx Dele 4 ur valuable tip.
but, then where did u get these from?
Forum members it'll be good 2 refrence our posts

how?

pls has any one recieved any invitation for test from Halliburton , as to their recent advert for graduate engineers?

olasheni,
may i know how i how to check/verify about schlumberger?
as in i submitted a hard copy at their PH office last week. (as a follow up to the advertisement in the Guardian of 2 weeks ago - for trainee engineer).
how is the verification made?
thanx