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drnairalov:
nope not necessary..u eared it

one employee was fired 2day in my work place.see what we found under his desk

lmao is that what I think it is... that employee has Vaseline around the corner

this hit is so back to back... gbese has taken over

una no dey tire

story for the gods

if u think olamide is wrong to react like that click like if u think don jazzy shouldn't have called out olamide click share

I knew this next rated was going to cause controversy and olamide didn't even wait to collect the artist of the year award again... smh for Nigerians

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I don't even know what to say again... this particular davido and Sophie drama get belle come carry pikin for back... dafuq is all this madness... they should apply for custody

loool Na to begin triple the condom and force her to take birth control pills sure pass... they should both test themselves for HIV too..

this is so embarrassing... I can't imagine anyone dragging the name of my family they spent so much years to protect through the mud... this baby mama syndrome needs to be killed sooner than later... what's all this... and the daughter would wake up some days to see this poo..smh

Dammyllionaire:


Obvious this is your first time of shopping with Jumia, unlike black Friday they always deliver within the specific period given for delivery, but the number of customer that make order during black Friday are more than 3million people, so what do u expect? The delivery can't be as fast as before expecially during this period. I also ordered for a Gold wrist watch during black Friday and i've not receive it till now but I understand the situation because when I brought my DJ Home T.and my fridge, the delivery was not late at all

I like the way Nigerians jump into conclusion... I ordered HTC m9 and innjoo fire from them and they delivered within 3 days though I later returned the HTC m9... almost all online store in Nigeria was involved in black Friday... konga's own was yakata I bought my 32' TV from them cos it was cheaper than jumia and the DVD I bought was sold out already at jumia but they delivered the next day... the annoying part is that I got a mail already from jumia that my package is on its way to my house but it never came so I cald the delivery guy that brought my phone and he told me they haven't received any home theatre yet that maybe it would arrive that day.. till now the customer care that picked my call sent me a mail I don't know what am suppose to do with that... if they don't have logistics to handle black Friday then they should sleep na

no greater scan than black Friday... ordered for DJ stack home theatre from Jumia and TV set and DVD with some clothing from konga... konga delivered the next day except for the fact each item was delivered at rate of 3k thank God I ordered in bulk but jumia has refuse too deliver my product after how many weeks... cald their customer care and the agent said they would speed up the delivery. till now they are still yarning dust... then one need to research very well about the price of items... before black Friday Samsung A8 was 98k plus I wanted to order... I decided to wait till black Friday only for me to see 105k and they also wrote the previous Price was 115k... I couldn't close my mouth... make sure u confirm price in the market before you order to avoid stories that touch

its going be a very boring draw

Truckpusher:
How far ? The guy sabi chop ?

Abi na under performance dey worry am so?

Because some chick dey vex if you no perform well come chop their money join.

Na so so curse dem go dey curse you for this life.
Gist me abeg.

truckpusher lwkmd here.. underperformance no fit last 3 years abeg...I go with ur earlier statement... one more fucck would settle this ish and better money fit show self if the fucck carry kpom kpom

Truckpusher:
Na lie , babe3 still dey want the peniss Na cooger dey misbehave.
E get some kind Fucck wey you go fucck woman ,she go sell her mama gold come give you the money and even if you say you no Fucck again, she go dey cry dey follow you like dog begging for just one more fucck

lmao truckpusher I swear down u be comedian... dog begging for one Bleep

misspicy:


op is blind


...tell them boo

really he shifted your womb too and ur pusssy was sore for weeks

This is the height of stupiidity... Let the girl be

989900:





BTW, most of them banters on twitter are children of myopia, illiteracy, stereotype, and lack of exposure/abject st00pidity.

E.g. thinking Davido is richer than Kenya's president who is worth over $100m! Even, 'Baba olowo' himself no reach.

Or, thinking all Kenyans are 'dark-dark', or thinking Kenyan girls are more beautiful (that is subjective).

hey relax that's why it is called tantrums. The fact that they throw such banters doesn't mean they are illiterates.
Eg: the tweet that said most kenyans are than thin that they can dogde rain drops.
We know nobody no matter how thin can dogde rain drops.
They are dissing themselves what do u expect them to say??

In other news are u from kenya?

Ephemmm:


He would rather kill himself than committing suicide - Patience Jonathan

lolz.. He should murder himself if he likes :-D

jayriginal:

Fathom, not phantom.

thank you

Now they start making laws for the betterment of the average Nigerian

like if they started sharing money in the chamber they would not fly back... ndi ara

ODUBEZE:

@ least it will be on record.

loool which record is that one...they elected saraki when some senators were not yet in chambers,

it also on record that the opposition didn't ask even one question during amaechi's screening

the point is there's nothing they could have done and for them to walk out was very shameful...

trapQ:
Now you know how we feel we NDs feel when your biafran brothers accuse us of being yoruba impostors for speaking the truth.

people should learn to face the message nd leave the messenger

babafirst:
Lol,no mind the bobo.I hear say im wife na judge and even if Justice Madam Wike had headed his election tribunal ,with all the overwhelming evidence against him she would have kicked her husband out too.

LMAO bro you wicked oooo

ggrin:
LMFAO... This one said Kenyans so Skinny.. They Can Dodge Rainfall...!! Fam!! I Cant breathe

lmao I saw that tweet too and the tweet that said the only progress Kenya people got in life was their 2go stars... my ribs hurt already