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congratulations dear. |
Hmmmmmm |
Inna lillahi wa inna illahi rajiun, may Allah forgive his sins n grant him aljannatul firdaus n give d family he left behind d fortitude 2 bear d loss, ameen. |
Kk, where is JENIFA? |
Ok. Crime everywhere. |
Over 2000 aides, what r dey aiding? |
TGIF, its gonna be a long weekend of rest! |
Hmmmmmm |
all hope is not lost, she will ve better luck next time. |
Busybody, did I ask u d question? Or u just want to b noticed? Kk, u r now been noticed. Pple like u attacking personality n not issues. Mtcheeew cytellProperty: |
Where is ur wife? |
Royalty in d highest order. |
Bad market or choice |
kk, thanks. |
APC will produce d Senate President and not PDP. |
Y r u crying? Did ur Dad or uncle loss? Ezenwammadu: |
Happy Family |
Hbd damsel |
Wowwww, its necessary. |
Hmmmmmm, LAGOS NA wa. |
congratulations. Many more years together. |
Happy Birthday damsel! |
Eheeen? More pls |
MTN customer care service, my name is Jummy, what's your name and where are you calling from? Me: hi!!! Jummy, my name is Bidec, and i'm calling from Ilorin, Jummy: How may i help you, Bidec? Bidec: I'm looking for a wife to marry Jummy: is that why you called this customer care service? Bidec: Yes, and i think i'm already in love with You...you know you have a very nice voice. Jummy: Hellooo, please, we only attend to issues about your MTN line, okay? Bidec: yes oooo.. This is an issue about my MTN line too...because i spend much credit calling so many girls asking their hands in marriage. Jummy: please, I would have to put an end to this call... Bidec: Baby don't talk like that now. I promise to make you happy...you would be happy with me. can I have your number? Jummy: *raises her voice* come, mr man, I think something is wrong with you..... Bidec: .....*cut in*... Hey! hold it right there... I hope you can now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call and hear rubbish? From today, warn yourself and every other staff of yours over there,let nobody call me with a funny number only for it to be an advert and listening to music or send me those silly messages of yours, you guys disturb my phone daily like am dating MTN.. Mtcheewwwww... Bidec: *hangs up*...... ......... lolz...... |
Urban n regional planning |
Gbam!!! |
I just received this, don't know if its only me that hates this type of disturbance. *copied* Good Morning, thanks for calling MTN customer care service, my name is Jummy, what's your name and where are you calling from? Me: hi!!! Jummy, my name is Bidec, and i'm calling from Ilorin, Jummy: How may i help you, Bidec? Bidec: I'm looking for a wife to marry Jummy: is that why you called this customer care service? Bidec: Yes, and i think i'm already in love with You...you know you have a very nice voice. Jummy: Hellooo, please, we only attend to issues about your MTN line, okay? Bidec: yes oooo.. This is an issue about my MTN line too...because i spend much credit calling so many girls asking their hands in marriage. Jummy: please, I would have to put an end to this call... Bidec: Baby don't talk like that now. I promise to make you happy...you would be happy with me. can I have your number? Jummy: *raises her voice* come, mr man, I think something is wrong with you..... Bidec: .....*cut in*... Hey! hold it right there... I hope you can now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call and hear rubbish? From today, warn yourself and every other staff of yours over there,let nobody call me with a funny number only for it to be an advert and listening to music or send me those silly messages of yours, you guys disturb my phone daily like am dating MTN.. Mtcheewwwww... Bidec: *hangs up*...... ......... lolz...... |
Make una come back home |
He is blessing him with d left hand. U know what dat means. |
Dis man ma self, mtcheeew, NA after something don happen him go say he predicted it. NA wa ooooo! |
Eyaah, sorry o! |
Youwin |
