Felabrity:
Only Simps masturbate

Real men don't do that shit

Geddifock, you're lost.

EgunMogaji2:


When I hear these prices I’m happy that I only build in Ibadan.

I got 20 tons delivered yesterday for N75K in Omi Adio.

Please can I have the contact of your granite supplier? My Whatsapp is 08108199891

BlueOrange:



Shengen, Belgium, Denmark, France, Netherlands, Spain, Malta

Canada

I'd like to travel to Spain. Would you know anyone who can help in that regard?

So much stupidity on a single thread.

Nigerians are mumus.

So much stupidity and ignorance on this thread.

I'm out.

sLentlover7778:
That wan no concern me.. my own problem na my local government chairman.. The man only comes around during ending of the month to collect his allocation and travel back to states...no single project commission by him...

I know say one day we go get sense Las Las..

What local government is this?

Lesbians.

I love them.

SultanOfPuna:

This is the most dumbest reason to not have Kids..
if your Father said this trash to ur Mother
U wouldn't be born into this world dumbass
Be a Man and don't be scared of responsibility..
#ImpotenceMustGo

You are a fat big illiterate idiot. So everybody must over populate this earth abi?

The ones wey dey, dem don see good food chop first?

Stelchizzy:


Not helping matters

Your WhatsApp

I'd like to know if this job is still available.

Trash.

Playing chess with a white man is a sign you have made it, abi?

Na inferiority complex go kill Africans las las.

freemanbubble:
Bros
China dey use GMT+8
Australia dey use GMT+11
Japan na GMT+9

Which means bombing them nor go affect your huzzle for office
But i prefer China.



Just buy a 3gig ram phone if you can't buy a laptop
Start to bomb in the midnight
Position your contact for Italy or Mexico.
Track me i go help you with Italian or Mexico number

Meet guys make them give you format and tools
Then establish link shaperly for that same China make you take dey collect your money because Chinese maga nor dey green want transfer their money to another country without step down

Within three months you go dey collect steadily!

No body should criticize me because life itself is a scam
So there is no reason why can't i take scamming as a career

A Chinese woman is bleeding steadily for me now

Hollá me on WhatsApp bro.

OladeleJohn:

The Club is Club Joker and it's located in Benin, I have a friend who is their PR

Check your email.

NairaMarley:
More like an insider snitch or handwork of a wh.ore. Boys should learn.

They never learn.

Natural Selection eventually takes it course.

Hoodbilonia:
Pls i beg u pls
Pls
Send me your account details

I only accept bitcoins.

Hoodbilonia:
[s]Giftcard
U r dull
E pain am sotay he gas check mt profile
U r a poor looser and i cant wa8 till u get stupid
Nigerians are loosers and haters
U sound so frustrated niggi
U a dumbo
Pls check my posts men
I love wen ppl do.
U are one of the problems of nigeria.[/s]

Type in proper English, maybe I can help you out.

Hoodbilonia:
Dull write ups
So arrests and suspicions are based on looks,cars you drive.etc
Thats why this country will remain trapped and dumb
Tell that to the politicians
Nigeris is cursed by the devil himself

Would you enlighten us, oh ye undumb one, on what, why and how are suspicions and arrests based on?

You're quite genuinely stupid. You equate politicians to street boys. Might as well equate legally employed politicians to kidnappers.

Your Nairaland post history says alot about how dumb and illiterate you are. Small gift card, you go buy Adidas Duramo Slides and 212. I suppose you're squating with your friends.

Please sod off and let serious people learn.

Nice try, EFCC.

Anyway, the point is, have sense. Basically that's all there is to it. Have sense. 90 percent of street boys are senseless, no offence. They have no basic drive, no basic goal, a crippling unredeemable sense of hedonism and they can't shut their fucc_n mouth! They're always talking, always flaunting, always showing off, always rubbing on the sensitivities of broke jealous people. You don't go far with such an attitude.

1. The real key is to act frugal, smart and be private about your dealings. Learn to live within average means and rule the world from underground. There's a reason Italian mafias are being studied for their their tact and elusive mastery.

2. You don't fill a flat with 10 boys when each of you could easily afford a flat, personally.

Living alone comes with its benefits, a lot actually. The posibilities of attracting drama is very slim, you're seen as a more responsible person, you would actually value your privacy and other people will follow suit, no unnecessary spending (at home at least) it also bolsters a sense of self, and value. You listen to your intuitions sharperly and you take your safety seriously. No random friends knocking on your door looking for your other partners. It also reduces the chances of people eavesdropping on whatever conversations you might be having in your apartment. Trust me, jealous neighbours can be really creepy. You can only speak for yourself, naturally some of your colleagues would still eventually act like idiots and talk trash outside, but the connections are limited to you. I actually prefer renting two apartments. Elusivity is the key.

Elusivity: tending to evade grasp or pursuit elusive prey. b : hard to comprehend or define. c : hard to isolate or identify.

3. You don't drive a G wagon when you could have easily felt comfy in a Golf 4, Toyota Yaris or a small variant vehicle that still offers the confortability as high end cars. You don't even need a big vehicle, when clearly you're won't be able to defend your source of purchase. Why do you think counterfeiters swap their monies to real currency before they decide to spend it? Sometimes, the best way to stay out of the radar is simply to use common sense. Think two steps ahead and don't be greedy.

4. Control your ego. I don't have the energy to explain this one. If you don't understand, go back to school or use Google.

5. Stay away from high end, flashy brands. This include vehicles, and jewelery. Master the art of having your presence unnoticed in public gatherings. Master the art of staying low key. Don't go balling in Phillip Patek $15,000 time pieces, unless you're showing up to secure an alliance, lol. Gs know what I mean.. Even if you no buy pure water, it's telling. You can still look dapper in embroidery. Money doesn't buy class. Tag Heuer watches cost less and they are still classier than Philip Patek, the only difference is, they are not gold or diamond stuffed, hence un flashy. They sponsor the Premiere League. No be beans. Forcing classy (Tatoos, Dreadlocks, Drugs, Benzos) eventually makes you look an idiot when you can't defend yourself. Show less.

6. NEVER SHOW OFF ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

7. Use instant messengers if you need to connect with like minded folks. WhatsApp and telegram are still the best, for end to end encryption. Use voice notes. If on android, use the modded variants, if on IOS use.... Make sure you use a totally different phone number (codedly registered) for your WhatsApp stuff.

8. Be tech saavy, everything no be by spamming alone. Learn how to really hide stuff on your phone. Learn how to clone IMEIs. Learn how not to leave a digital footprint. I can't type much here, for safety reasons.

9. Never use your genuine phone number for anything relating to street. NEVER. This has been the bane of a lot of street boys.

10. Get a different bank account. If you know, you know. The trick is to leave less connections that will ricochet back to you. EFCC matter no be beans o.

11. Have a trusted confidant, usually someone you've known for at least 2 years. Doesn't mean people you've known that long still can't do sh_t but at least, it weeds genuine idiot out of the list. Have a mentor who's business saavy, and ONLY SOMEONE YOU TRUST I can't repeat this enough.

12. Be quite generous. And I don't mean spraying money around, and clearing up bills at the bar. I mean, actively trying to help people in dire need. There's so much to learn and gain from altruism. Robinhood, Pablo Escobar anyone?

13. Feed your intellect. Get that second degree. Believe in yourself first. Listen to really good music, watch insightful movies and series. Goodfellas, The Godfather, and The Sopranos come to mind. Read books, there's a ton of books that will open your mind and make you learn how to avoid rats in your midst and pitfalls with the law.

14. Get a job, or at least, a front. This section will actually need a chapter to explain. Refer to number 11.

15. GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

Not everyone you like, likes you. Seize the moment. Take control.