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RomanceRe: Kaduna Hotel Where Girls Dance Unclad For Money Uncovered by Raintaker(m): 11:03pm On Feb 24, 2017
SINZ:
Oboy see black nyash undecided
Idi dudu
lolz
LiteratureRe: My Mumu Story by Raintaker(op):
My “Mumu” Story
“Youths obey the clarion call, let us make our country proud; under the sun or in the rain”…………………………………………..
The Nigeria youth corpers posted to Enugu State chorused the NYSC anthem as a part of their early morning devotion.
Not all corpers present knew the wordings of the anthem, but they still moved their mouth all the same; a trait most corps members acquired since their primary school days.
Some of the corps members slept while standing and others moved to the back of the file to squat and enjoy their well deserved sleep, but the “bad- belle” soldiers wouldn’t allow these gentle men and women enjoy their sleep in peace; the soldiers kept on disturbing them – asking them to stand up and listen to whatever information is being passed.
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“One MUMU lost his certificate, another MUMU found it” the RSM announced- The RSM was the soldier in charge of the camp activities, he was only answerable to the camp commandant, who was always seen moving around with his “Aguiyi Ironsi- like” swagger stick, moving with the stealthy gait of a tiger, who is ever ready to pounce on its unsuspecting prey.
Unlike the camp commandant, the RSM was a friendly old man whose rotund belly was so full of humor that could make a 3 month old baby jump with laughter in its mother’s womb.
Who is Agboluaje Temitope? The RSM asked in his usual comic laid baritone voice. No corps member wanted to lay claim to the name nor associate with ever hearing the name before; for the fear of the public humiliation they might face. The soldiers were notorious for the public humiliation of civilians, especially "the white fowls".
Some twenty minutes later, the culprit summoned courage and decided to own up to her name and certificate. She received a thunderous ovation of “MUUUUUUUMUUU” from all angles, as she walked towards the podium to retrieve her lost property.
“Talk say I be MUMU” -the RSM said to the young lady”- “I be mumu” she muttered silently,
“Say it louder”- the RSM commanded -“IIIIII be MUUUMMU”, she stammered but this time it was louder than before ; with fresh hot tears streaming down her cheek soiling her beautifully “palm- “caked face, she collected her certificate and went straight to the back of the queue. This event gave some of the boys she did “shakara” for something to laugh about for a very long while.

LiteratureMy Mumu Story by Raintaker(op): 10:55pm On Feb 24, 2017
I am launching my writing career today on nairaland literature section
I need as much love as I can get to keep me going
I don't know who to tag,but I bet you will enjoy my short stories

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All rights reseved, no part of this work may be reproduced in any format without the written permission of the author.
Mowrites60@gmail.com
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In the beginning was the word, and the word was with God and God was the word
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Baths Dirty Almajiris In Maiduguri (Photos) by Raintaker(m): 6:15pm On Feb 24, 2017
madridguy:
It is based on some religious belief which is archaic and barbaric. Al-Majiri is an Arab word Al-Muhajeer which literally means traveler. So what their parent do is that they send their wards from Borno to Kano, while Kano parent will send theirs to Kaduna under one islamic scholar " Mualeem " alfa with no source of income and the alfa leave them to source for their food through begging. I have a lot to say but typing on phone is so stressful.

Are you clear?
Yes thanks
I thought they stopped practising the giving out kids to mallam thingy
Itz way so archaic they used to do it in Senegal and Mali too but now they've stopped.
Thanks for d exolanation
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Baths Dirty Almajiris In Maiduguri (Photos) by Raintaker(m): 4:15pm On Feb 24, 2017
madridguy:
Al-majiri are children roaming around the street in the north. They've been sent away by their parent at tender age and you see them going around with plate begging for food, food, cloth and others. They're miscreant causing majority of crisis in the north. You will see a full grown up guy roaming around, dirty and unkempt. I wish I could talk more but I have to stop here. Any question?
Wow thanks for this explanation
But why would the parents send their kids away huh
do they beleive they brought them bad lucks or what huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Baths Dirty Almajiris In Maiduguri (Photos) by Raintaker(m): 2:42pm On Feb 24, 2017
madridguy:
Jazakalahu....Emir Sanusi need to take his crusade up and let our people knows there is nothing like Al-majiri. Parent must take good care of their children.
What is the meaning of Almajiri?
and why do they refer to the kids as Almajiri
IslamRe: Muslim Singles: Why Are You Not Married? by Raintaker(m): 2:39pm On Feb 24, 2017
I've never thought about marriage
TV/MoviesRe: Thin Tall Tony's Wife Packs Out Of Their Matrimonial Home With Kids - TheInfoNG by Raintaker(m): 12:40pm On Feb 24, 2017
goldbim:
All thanks to Aunty Bisola and her heading skills grin
Bisola deserves a nomination in the next HEADIES award
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Might Be Deported from Britain by Raintaker(m): 6:31pm On Feb 23, 2017
The Op is really not that smart lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Coco Ice: Why I Smoke, BBNaija Is A Huge Platform And I Am Riding On The Waves" by Raintaker(m): 12:12pm On Feb 23, 2017
sosexy111:
Enough already miss.. Move ahead and stop all your "I will I will"

In the depth of your heart, you are wishing on some things you would have changed if given the opportunity to go back to the house.. But you ain't going back there, so get over it already.
I am waiting for your album..



Sexy has spoken
Still me
CHOCOLATE CREAM
I hope she doesn't turn out like one nairalander we all know
RomanceRe: These Bridal Squad Just Stole My Heart With Their Dasiki & Dabbing Skills by Raintaker(m): 10:26pm On Feb 22, 2017
prettythicksme:
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow grin grin
Wow! see ambulance
InvestmentRe: How To Get Kerosine From Polyethene Bags by Raintaker(m): 3:29pm On Feb 22, 2017
tpapi:
i saw ur comment on d health section concernin staph infection, i jus wanted to leave dat page n bring it here. My question is av u seen anyone dat got completely cured of staph thru d use of antibiotics
I've never met an infected person self, I only isolated and identified the organism from different samples and carry out antibiotic susceptibility tests.
PhonesRe: I Never Know There Is Much Money To Make From Callertune Business! by Raintaker(m): 6:45am On Feb 22, 2017
How much is the ebook cry
HealthRe: Total And Complete Cure For Stapylococcus Aureus. by Raintaker(m): 9:54pm On Feb 21, 2017
naijaboy756:
Could be typo error. Staph infection is evil
M a microbiologist, so I know.
HealthRe: Total And Complete Cure For Stapylococcus Aureus. by Raintaker(m): 9:47pm On Feb 21, 2017
naijaboy756:
and so?

when it enters certain areas do u know the damages it is capable of doing,?
ehn ehn, who doesn't
Is that y he shouldn't have mentioned that staph aureus causes infection when in some delicate places?
My problem with him is d way he went on about this thread, reflects he has half information about the subject matter.
He mentioned prebiotics, there is nothing like that sir.
We only have probiotics.
I once worked on MRSA, but I won't be dwelling much on that.
HealthRe: Total And Complete Cure For Stapylococcus Aureus. by Raintaker(m): 8:51pm On Feb 21, 2017
You don't even know what you are saying, staphylococcus aureus a bacterium or an infection?

Staphylococcus aureus is a bacterium which is a normal microbial flora you can find on your skin, nose and other body surfaces.
HealthRe: WHAT Are They Putting In Our SALT, Now? by Raintaker(m): 8:38pm On Feb 21, 2017
oaroloye:
SHALOM!



WRONG!

There is a LOT more to CHEMISTRY than what you read on GOOGLE and what you were taught in School.

Out of all the substances they could have used as an "ANTI-CAKING AGENT," why do you think that they used one which contains the CYANIDE RADICAL?

What do you know about substances that break down POTASSIUM FERROCYANIDE?

Not much- even if you are an ADVANCED student of Chemistry- it is just not on the Syllabus!

In my day, we were taught in Secondary School, that there were two types of CHEMICAL BONDING: IONIC, and COVALENT.

However, it turns out that there are other forms of bonding we were not taught.

LINUS PAULING (1901-1994) got the Nobel Prize in 1954 for introducing a new type of bonding, and for helping to found QUANTUM CHEMISTRY and MOLECULAR BIOLOGY.

My point being that there are interactions between Chemicals that we don't know anything about.

"APPROVED" Household goods, including Cosmetics, Insecticides, Pesticides, Fertilizers, Fuels, Foodstuffs, Cleaning Agents, Paints, Varnishes, Beverages, and Drinking Water contain additives that may be harmless on their own- but when you ADD THEM ALL TOGETHER- how do you keep track of what reactions they have with one another?

In other words, Oyinbo can be using our bodies for his Chemistry lab for experiments, just to see what will happen to us!

FOR EXAMPLE: A CERTAIN YOUNG LADY PASSED AWAY AT THE GENERAL HOSPITAL IN ILE-IFE SEVERAL WEEKS AGO.

She was a student at OAU.

She complained of HEADACHE for a month, and was finally hospitalized, while they were still deliberating what tests they needed to run on her.

I overheard two Doctors discussing this sad case, when I noticed one of them was drinking DIET COKE.

(Actually, it was the brand called COKE ZERO- which is not what I thought it was- but still believed to be dangerous.)

I thought I should mention my own experience: In 2005, I was beset with a sudden attack of MIGRAINE HEADACHES.

Instead of taking "painkillers," I tried to find out the cause.

I realized that the one change to my diet recently was a a cheap drink mix, called EVE.

For N10, you got a satchet of powder that made TWO LITRES of delicious Orange Drink!

Its sweetener, however was a substance called ASPARTAME.

It has a rather interesting history: it should never have been approved for Human consumption at all, but a madman named DONALD RUMSFELD- who later went on to become a key player in the 9/11 TERRORIST ATTACK FALSE-FLAG HOAX of September 11th, 2001, simply CROSSED OUT THE MONSANTO TEST RESULTS that proved that Aspartame should never be fed to human beings!

By itself, Aspartame is dangerous enough, but WHEN COMBINED with a Chemical called MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE, it caused LESIONS in the BRAINS of MICE. (It is presumed that anything that affects MICE will have a similar effect on Humans.)

It is claimed that there are people whom this had happened to.

There was no way to test this Scientifically in our locality- all I could do was stop taking the drink.

I did that immediately- BUT THE HEADACHES CONTINUED.

I realized that I could no longer eat anything that contained MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE (MSG).

This is the active ingredient in MAGGI, KNORR, AJI-NO-MOTO, and similar savoury flavour-enhancers.

MSG by itself has been accused of being a Health-Hazard.

For the next several months, if I swallowed anything with so much as a DROP of MSG on it, I would get a headache within about ten minutes.

It was eight months before I could eat normally-prepared food again.

That impressed on me how dangerous these substances are.

What alarmed me, was that THE DOCTORS DID NOT SEEM TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS.

What if this young lady had been drinking ASPARTAME DRINKS every day she was laid-up in the hospital?

It could have been THAT that was killing her!

Only a relatively small number of people ever experience these dramatic symptoms.

But STATISTICS don't matter, when YOUR number comes up!

Do you see my concern?

What other interactions are we not told about?

I believe young children are warned in MANGO SEASON, not to eat GARRI on top of GREEN MANGOS- which releases similarly- "SAFE" combined-CYANIDE, which could KILL them.

What would it take to release the CYANIDE in Potassium Ferrocyanide?

What other dangerous reactions could it be a CATALYST or REAGENT for?
About Aspartame
European Food Safety Authority concluded in its 2013 re-evaluation that aspartame and its breakdown products are safe for human consumption at current levels of exposure,[7] corroborating other medical reviews.[8] However, because its breakdown products include phenylalanine, aspartame must be avoided by people with the genetic condition phenylketonuria (PKU).
You probably have the genetic condition mentioned above.
HealthRe: WHAT Are They Putting In Our SALT, Now? by Raintaker(m): 8:28pm On Feb 21, 2017
Hmm what can I say?
All these chemicals are approved by the FDA if they are less than a certain amount, if any substance contains more than the required amount of chemicals, it is reformulated.
See attached info

Cyanide is commonly thought of as a gas, but you also can be poisoned by it if you ingest wild cherry syrup, prussic acid, bitter almond oil, or large amounts of apricot pits. Cherry seeds, peach and plum pits, corn, chickpeas, cashews, and some other fruits and vegetables contain cyanogenic (i.e., cyanide-forming) glycosides (such as amygdalin) that release hydrogen cyanide when chewed or digested. As a result, some cyanide can also be found in fruit jams that contain these pit and pip extracts, such as quince. However, since the concentration of cyanide in these compounds is small, accidental cyanide poisoning from a food source is rare. But, if the correct materials are deliberately concentrated it can make an effective poison, as the Romans and Egyptians knew. They used to grind up peach kernels to make poisons.
CelebritiesRe: Hot Ghanaians Strips Female Thief , Force Her To Open Her Legs (photos ) by Raintaker(m): 6:48pm On Feb 21, 2017
savagefinder:
pls help me beg the mods to bring back my thread ooh!! They have close it!!
chai
RomanceRe: Why I Would Never Be After Girls On Nairaland (pictures Added) by Raintaker(m): 3:58pm On Feb 21, 2017
ElizaVeta:
Like someone rightly said.
If Nairaland crashes, you'll commit suicide!
Savage finder
CelebritiesRe: Hot Ghanaians Strips Female Thief , Force Her To Open Her Legs (photos ) by Raintaker(m): 3:32pm On Feb 21, 2017
matrix199:
If women caught a man who stole, strip him naked, and molest him, yes I would condemn it.


I think you owe yourself an apology for being stupid.
Savagefinder
RomanceRe: These Beautiful Women Say That They Have Never Had An Orgasm.where D Guys At by Raintaker(m): 3:21pm On Feb 21, 2017
Boring thread, boring comments
InvestmentRe: How To Get Kerosine From Polyethene Bags by Raintaker(m): 12:23pm On Feb 21, 2017
Interesting
PhonesRe: How To Change Your Mobile Number By Yourself In Nigeria by Raintaker(m): 9:49am On Feb 21, 2017
Do you know you can change your number

Can you believe you can call someone with 00756914356814 and it will connect. And you begin to wonder how is it possible to call someone with such number or someone to call you with such number in Nigeria and it will connect sharply with no extra cost. It’s possible and easy to activate and scammers always use this type of number.

They always pretend and act like sim customer care attendants from another country. And you will feel like if you are discussing with an international customer care attendant. Because the mobile number he or she used and call you started with 006 and you will believe him or her. But you don’t know that you can also have this type of mobile number, because everything in this world is now computerized.

And whenever this type of number call you, please do not pick up, unless it’s your friend and he or she gave it to you. Because many of them are scammers that are trying to deduct you airtime. Always remember when this type of mobile number call you, just reject the call. But if you don’t want to reject it you must be an It’s too risky and dangerous.

How to increase the length of your mobile number by adding more three digit before your number

Its so easy and simple and Nigeria country mobile code is 234. Let me assume that your mobile number is 08156452645 and when you add your country code. The zero that started the number will be erased because zero is not supposed to be there, but 234. And if you add 234 to your mobile number it will be 2348156452645.

Don’t be confused, just read the tutorial properly. Now for you to add the digit 099 numbers before your mobile numer, you must remove the from 234. After that, add 009 to where you removed from and your new mobile number will be 0092348156452645. Hope it’s simple and easy. Readers from other countries, try this with your contry code and it might work for you. Henceforth whenever scammers or hacker call you with this type of number, feel great because you know what they know.

And remember if your friend saved your contact with 2348156452645. When you call him or her, your real mobile number will display. Unless he or she saved your contact with 0092348156452645, it will display 0092348156452645 when you call him or her. Hope you have learnt it and have activated yours so that scammers won’t deceive you again.
D op mumu no be here
CelebritiesRe: Hot Ghanaians Strips Female Thief , Force Her To Open Her Legs (photos ) by Raintaker(m): 9:31am On Feb 21, 2017
Madness
personified
Absolute bullshit
Music/RadioRe: 50 Songs By Other Africans That Were Hits In Nigeria by Raintaker(m): 11:44pm On Feb 20, 2017
Mostly strange songs, familar with some though.
PhonesRe: I Will Teach You How To Create App And Make Money From It by Raintaker(m): 12:14pm On Feb 20, 2017
Geekylady:
Hello my Name is Geeky Lady .
I'm a female Tech Blogger.
I'm here with a life time offer for anyone intrested in making sure and legitimate cash online and offline.

Well before Introduction I will like to make few points
• this offer is not by force
• its not a ponzi scheme .
• it required dedication, and the zeal to learn
• its in no way a scam

Okay let continue.

What i will teach you

• I will teach you how to create An Android and IOS App
• I will teach you how to monetize it with an high paying monetization platforms
• I will optimize your app for high earnings
• I will teach you how to drive real organic human traffic to download your app.

Bonus : I will teach you how to create a client's account to create App for companies and make money from it.

NB: In as much as I can't guarantee you 100% earning , the dullest head as well as the lazy one can make a minimum of $100 monthly.

It goes for 3k and u can contact me on

080640677550 || 08078834839.
Remember its not by force..
hmm
Do you have an email address?
or how will the learning take place?
EducationRe: WTF Facts : Funny, Interesting And Weird Facts! by Raintaker(m): 9:00pm On Feb 19, 2017
Lol dat Molossia be like Biafra brother
HealthRe: Lady Runs Mad Inside Osogbo Popular Market, Causes Traffic Gridlock (pic) by Raintaker(m): 5:54pm On Feb 19, 2017
No comment.

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