ShaheedBinAliyu:
EXACTLY. AM ON THE SAME MANHAJ AS MUHAMMAD BIN ABDUL WAHAB. Alhamdulilah

Then I won't be wrong for calling you a bokoharam or Isis sympathiser.

It is widely known that wahabis do not practise Islam, they are merely a deviant sect who preach intolerance in all aspects of life and Bokoharam and Isis have been touted to have sprung out of extreme wahabism.

Wahabism is not Islam, but I won't call you a kafir.

Just try and repent to Allah your one and only Lord maybe he will guide you unto the right path.

Asalam Alaykum.

ShaheedBinAliyu:
Laughing. . its like saying I AM A FOLLOWER OF PROPHET MUHAMMAD AND I BELIEVE IN ALLAH but i do not have anything against who said they follow prophet muhammad and believe in ALLAH but in reality they do not believe in ALLAH and prophet muhammad... CONFUSED FELLOW. then y did ALLAH killed so many race because they disbelieve in HIM but they do say they believe in HIM.. then why did prophet muhammad ordered killing of khawarij and other sect? they do say they believe in ALLAH and prophet muhammad but in reality they do not . . . ehn why did muhammad bin abdulwahab killed SUFI in saudi arabia then? . . .maa tan ara e . .gdg

Your last statement actually showed your Aqeedah to be that of Muhammad bn Abdulwahab.
This shows clearly you are a Wahabi.
And By the way it seems you know so little about Islamic Seerah.

All in All bros, I weak for your matter.

How much is bag of rice in Niger State and how much in Lagos?

ShaheedBinAliyu:
COMING FROM A SUFI . .

You see why I mentioned earlier that you are confused?
I am a Muslim and not a Sufi and I do not have anything against those who engage in Sufism as an act of Ibadah.
Get that into your head today.

EweduAfonja:



I downloaded Audio msg from the link he posted ...

what I don't understand here is why some will speak against some peepz in same Religion....

please don't miss understand me Ooooo, just my observations from the download.

He's a confused fellow, he'll always turn around after he realises his confusion.

He is a Muslim though, but he doesn't know how to address issues, that's why you are advised to ignore him.

EweduAfonja:


Qur'an(English version)
or
any Online store i can purchase it....

Well, I think you need to get introduced to the religion before you delve into the Qur'an (my opinion).That's why I recommended the book 'The protection of Monotheism'.

After that you can always get the English translation of the Qur'an(Available on Playstore and Apple store).

EweduAfonja:



it's really confusing now...

ACADIP.... too

You seem serious, I thought you were joking hence my previous reply.
Pls in all you do on this forum always ignore the SaheedBn guy.

You can always go through the Acadip route and we are also here to help in case you have any questions.

You can try and get this book from any Islamic Store "The protection of monotheism".

It's a good read.

Empiree:
i don't quite get you miss. You didnt quote me properly.

Empiree:
i don't quite get you miss. You didnt quote me properly.

I think I got it , she meant Jabata looked like a mad man in that pic.
But he doesn't look mad to me though.
Lol

EweduAfonja:




So of all the things in this world , It will be meat...
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.....

I don't want to join words with you.

It's nice you don't want to join words with me, I had to post the least offensive of your antecedents on this forum.
With your antecedents on this forum, I do not trust your intentions.






Well, if you are sincere may God help you and we'll also help you.

EweduAfonja:



Lol

That's the Nland madness.

I don't believe you are serious. Is this your reason for wanting to know more about Islam?:

I visited a Muslim family During one of there festive season...
The kind meat wey chop that day Eeeeeeh...
As I finish the man give me 10k make we go drink else where cuz him no give is beer...
I come dey consider to Join them for their mosque Ooooo....

frustratedrat:
- being crippled by incolvency, illness and unfulfilled dreams, i unequivocally, tenaciously and without mincing words declare myself FRUSTRATED

Oh boy go find people wet dey shoot comedy o.
You go fit act frustrated person role wella and you go make some cash from it.


My piece of advice.

RavenClaw:




His father is Yoruba and his mother is Benin.

I have known him for quite a long time. You can ask him if he is mixed or just only Benin.

OK,since you know him then you are right.

RavenClaw:



I think he is a mixture of Yoruba and Benin

Trust me when I say he's not Yoruba, His teacher might have learnt from a Yoruba though.
I'm ruling out the theory of him being mixed.

LoL 3D technique is good, but the drawings are amateurish. You can always do better with constant practice.

You son do bad things gan o
Anyways cool story bro.

DBright123:
Microbiology

Hey bro, we are in for the same programme. We should hit up outside of this forum.

DBright123:

Yes i have but learnt from someone that there is a documentation we are to do at PG School, where we would submit all our documents verified and thereafter admission number will be written on the file .

Yes, after you've done your departmental reg, you'll have to go back to the PG school where admission number will be given.

What's your department?

Most Engineering guys are through with the whole registration

This happened in Osun State:
My younger bro was sent to the bank to pay some amount into an account, he came back and told everyone he paid but he can't the Teller.
The person who is supposed to receive the money has been calling that he is yet to see the alert.
I was suspicious that something is wrong, on further pressing, we found out that the boy did not even get to the bank and SARS people collected the money from him on his way claiming he was a Y boy.
He was too scared of the SARS people to report that they took the money from him at First.

SARS feeds on People's ignorance and Fear
#End SARS Now

savagefinder:
So, I'm sitting down in my uncles room after being transferred to sokoto to complete my medical school, my phone in my hand, I'm just looking at the pretty bleeped up room and wondering what in God's name I'm gonna eat, I've got 0,00 Naira on me and I need to be at the campus which costs averagely 200 naira to get there, I'm supposed to be doing my acceptance registration by 10am and I I'm here with no fucking idea of what I'm gonna do.
I've got 15000, yep you've got that right 15,000 Naira stuck in my GTB account which I cannot withdraw or touch because of some stupid bank policy. So. I'm here waiting.. Thinking of what I will eat, thinking of who I will call, funny cause I was awake till 4 o'clock this morning and I went to sleep then by 5 o'clock don jazzy started sharing money on twitter which I happen to be fvking active on.
The best part of all this is that I'm 21 but I own a company but the company hasn't released our project yet, it's still under development and I have to pay 200,000 Naira for the completion and then work towards the launch.. The funny part is that I've got only 15,000 naira in my entire existence and the worst part is that I can't even touch it.
So. Here I am, the brokest and most fuccked up CEO of our generation.
Why am I telling you this? I don't know, man you didn't have to read this shiit anyway, so don't say shiit unless you've got something good to say..

My name is Pablo and welcome to my broke life.

Lol
Nice meeting you Pablo, I'm also Pablo.
Continue your story.

Apart from Edu, who else has this worked for?

Ocheinstein:
Yes it is

can u pls add zero 81 zero 81 six 9 two 7 six

Thanks.

Ocheinstein:
https:///AfLCuhtyUjMDi4WJ1WQEBp
Please you can click to join

Hello, is the whatapp group still on?

DBright123:
Good evening great minds. Please do anybody did any documentation at the school of Post Graduate?

Hello, you've done the certs verification right? and also d departmental reg?

sexybbstar:
Babalawo is not yoruba? Are you serious?

Yes

bestspoke:
Lies.....All my stay in Lautech, only a few hi-tech scammers, just amateur boys chatting and carting and doing rituals.

Talk of some best programmers in Nigeria, they evolved from Lautech.

what is carting?

damibravo:
As an IT person, anytime I tell someone I graduated from LAUTECH...
A guilty look follows...

damibravo:
As an IT person, anytime I tell someone I graduated from LAUTECH...
A guilty look follows...

mitevjhfddv:
Besides I did not lie to any gods, I didn't even lie to you which is the mouth piece of the gods.


All the nairalanders chsnllaging you why don't you tell the gods about them and let him do his worse to them. Stop using the fact that you're an ifa to be destructive to ppl .

He's probably a voodo doctor.
IFA priests are different.

mitevjhfddv:
I did not go to Benin with bad intentions or attacks or trickery or manipulations or spirit. Which means I should not be scared because my hands are clean.i asked a few babalawo and they said it's against their practice to do what you did. I dont know your aim. May be it's because I'm acting scared that's. Why you're trying to make me scared the more.i am not coming to your shrine and this is the last time I will contact you. If truly you are a babalawo then you're using it for your selfsh aim because you have the gods to talk to. I've never heard of this . If the gods are real they will know I am genuine and scared that's why I left . Good bye Mr babalawos. I am not scared of anything and I ain't going to read your replies . Besides when I called you told me you're not in the shrine and that you are somewhere how come you're writtig that you left the shrine and your Clint to meet me. Pls stop scarring me.

Bros, if you are not scared then I'm happy for you.

sexybbstar:


Baba, e j'ebure awo olugb'ebe.

sexybbstar:


Baba, e j'ebure awo olugb'ebe.

I doubt he'll understand, he's not Yoruba.

UbanmeUdie:



Jide Kosoko is a great man.
But the exploits of his preek is greater!

Long live Prince Jide Kosoko.

May his manhood live longer.

Babalawos:
There are several factors why beard do not grow on a matured man's face and some of these factors are genetic, poor nutrition, hygiene and spiritual.

1. Genetic: If your father and his fathers do not have beard, it will be extremely difficult for you to have beard. Lion do not give birth to snake.

2. Nutrition: The type of food you eat matters alot in your health. What type of food do you eat? Do you eat healthy food? I will recommend pretentious food, fatty foods and fruits.

3. Hygiene: Hair grows quickly on a clean skin than on a dirty skin. How often do you bath? How often do you clean your face with cleanser? I will recommend you clean your face regularly with good cleanser and take your bath frequently to wash dirt blocking your skin layer.

4. Spiritual: If your dad and fore-fathers have beard and you are above 21 years, you eat healthy food, you are clean and still you don't have one single beard? I will recommend you seek spiritual help immediately. Something is seriously wrong with you.

Thank you for reading, leave your comments

Babalawos

Spiritual solution for spiritual beard or wetin?

D guy can get beard by using Snapchat filters.
Thanks

mitevjhfddv:
Hey fellow nairalanders.i will post my encounter with babalawos (babalawo orisha here) . This post of for you all to help me beg him and understand I never intended fooling him.


I passed a call to him about one of his works I need.we agreed a price. I have never met him in person before and no one linked us together. I decided that before I go I should go to his place in Benin and ask of him without telling him just to be sure I'm on track. I spent 3 hours to Benin , when I tried asking people they said they don't know him even the bikes men. With Shane I had to call him and tell him what I'm doing and that I am close to him but no one knows the right location. I decided he talks to one of the bikes men.they both had a conversation and the bike man was concouring on phone that he knows the place and that he will take me there from the junction to his shrine for 200 naira. when the bike man cut the call I wanted to enter the bike when the bike man told me all of a sudden that he's not going I said oga why , he said he don't know the place I was like but you said you know it on call . I decided to tell him okay bros give me the place he described for you let me tell another bike. The bike said he did not hear it well. I was confused and everyone looking at me like am a shit. I decided to walk out in shame to another location where I called him and told him what happened , he told me to give him 20 minutes he will come to where I am. I was scared because of the bike mans reaction, I decided it's risky for me since the bike man reacted that way. I had to off my phone and boarded the next bus to Ring road. The next day I called babalawos. And tell him why I left before I knew he started laying curse on me and say it shall never be well with me.and that the gods are angry with me, that I allowed a babalawo to wait in a market for 3 hours and that I should buy goat native chalk and hen etc before the curse will be lifted . He said if not I should send him 40k . And come to his shrine for spiritual bathing. Before the curse is lifted.

He said no pastor will be able to heal me even tb Joshua and that nothing I do in this life will prosper. I just want you all to help me plead with him to revoke what ever he said. He has every right to be angry but he should understand my situation. I can't come all the way from warri to Benin just to fool him. If the bike had agreed I would have gone to his shrine. Please guys beg him for me. Baba remove all you have said pls. You can.
I don't know if you're just saying it or it's true but if it's true remove pls.

Oga forget, d curses of the okro do not have effect on the deer.