I cover my ATM card with the blood of Jesus

Na the weight of the charge cos am

Ghanaian urinates in court over N550,000 theft charge

A Ghanaian, who was charged with theft of motorcycle spare parts valued N550,000, on Monday urinated in court when a two-count of offence of conspiracy and stealing was read to him.

Mohammed Daniel, 34, whose address is unknown, sells pastries (puff-puff).

The edgy accused urinated on the floor of the Ebute Meta Magistrates’ Court as he was docked.

Daniel immediately pleaded guilty to the charges.

Earlier, the prosecutor, Cpl. Iyobosa Onaiwu said the offences were committed on March 25 at 12.15 p.m. at No. 23, Coate St., Ebute Meta.

She said the accused went into the shop of one Mr Silva Chinemadu and stole the spare parts.

Onaiwu noted that the offences contravened Section 285 and 409 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State 2011.



The accused may be sentenced to three years imprisonment, if convicted, under Section 285, while conspiracy attracts a two-year jail term.

The Magistrate, Mr F. J. Adefioye, adjourned the case to May 6 for fact and sentence.

Omo_Tier1:
You must be a kid when Tinubu dealth with Obasanjo. Need I remind you that during the days of Ibori, as much as He was loathed for His massive looting of Delta state resources, when He raised up the issue of resource control, Obasanjo tried to shut Him in by making it difficult for Him to access the state allocation and History will tell you who had the last laugh.

guy u sound like a fool I never wanted to comment not until I came across this one can you pls tell us were ibori is rigth now

The law makers just got a court order restraining the suspension

Assembly suspends local government chairman and councilmen party suspends lawmakers. This fight is becoming very dirty

The political conflict within the ruling Peoples Democratic Party in Nigeria’s oil rich Rivers state took a new turn today with the suspension of the speaker of the state assembly and 26 other members.
The disputed chairman of the party, Mr Felix Obuah accused the 27 members of the House elected on the party platform for insubordination.
Obuah announced the suspension to newsmen in Port Harcourt on Monday, saying the members did not comply with the party’s directive on dissolution of Obio/Akpor Local Government Council. On April 22, the assembly suspended the Obio/Akpor Council chairman, his deputy and the 17 councillors for alleged reckless spending of public funds.
President Goodluck Jonathan and Gov Amaechi
The assembly said that the allegations were made by the Obio/Akpor stakeholders from the 17 wards of the local government area.
It explained that the petition was weighty and required a thorough investigation which would require the suspension of the accused for proper investigation to take place. The assembly said that the suspension was pending the outcome of the investigation.
The party chairman said that the party issued a 48-hour ultimatum to the assembly to rescind the order on dissolution of the Obio/Akpor council but “it was flagrantly disobeyed.’’
Obuah said: “the party hereby suspended all the 27 members of the House of Assembly that carried out such action while their matter is referred to Disciplinary Committee for further action.’’
On the grounding of the Rivers Government aircraft, the chairman said that the party “views with grave concern the unfolding facts surrounding the ownership of the purported aircraft“.
Obuah said that the party would not fold its arms and allow “monumental“ fraud to be perpetrated in the state.
He alleged that from the records available and statements credited to the Acting Director General of Nigeria Civil Aviation Authority (NCAA), the aircraft was not bought by the government.
Obuah said the records showed that the Aircraft Bombardier BD 700, Global Express aircraft with registration No. 5N5N65 RS, was owned by Utah Limited States of America.
He said that the aircraft registration showed that it was owned by Bank of Utah Trustee of Salt Lake City, Utah Limited States of America.
The chairman said that the aircraft was operated illegally as its clearance approval expired on April 2 and had since been operating in violation of the rules of civil aviation authorities.
“It is unacceptable and embarrassing to our great party that public funds are hopelessly mismanaged; as a result these questions must be answered by the Rivers State Government.
“Where is the aircraft, purportedly bought with the Rivers State funds and tax payers’ money?
“Where have the billions of naira taken from the coffers of the Rivers State Government gone to and for what purpose was it appropriated and where is it diverted?“ Obuah asked.
He said the state government should give a copious explanation concerning the funds spent on the aircraft or face disciplinary action from the party.
Obuah said that the PDP government led by President Goodluck Jonathan had zero tolerance for corruption and that the state PDP would also not condone such .
He, however, directed all party members in the state to be totally loyal to the new state executive council and warned that the party would not hesitate to deal with deviants.
Obuah warned members of the party to refrain from making unsavory and unguarded utterances that were inimical to peace and development in the party.

Sometimes especially when I don't plan leaving the house early I eat before breakfast but not always though.

Instead of asking how to prepare for an interview you are asking much them de pay.

Who is this diabetes again nah!!?
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Am thinking of investing and I see all this ad about starting a mini importations business right from your bed ranging from mobile phones to jewelry etc etc.how genuine is it or is it just another ploy to collect my money? Pls help NLs.......

This tin long oh! You could have made the long story shot

*scratching my head thinking of what to say*

Its only in this country that when u get to the age of 40 u are expected to die and give way for teenagers. How many of u here know about the legendary Quincy Jones & Bill Cosby

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Facebook is geting very boring now everyone is now hooked on to twitter

I think we should all watch Yobo's performance with his club b4 we hang or throw him away. Every player should be invited according to his form for national duties, for Yobo he meets that criteria cos he plays regularly for his club side and his on top of his game there.

See home vedio de play out here

f diva:
If not for one thing, I won't get married. Men behaves like castrated beast these days.

So what's the one thing?

& I was dragged into this

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