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Gate crashing = NO, on invitation = YES. If she invites me,it means we're still cool and she's o.k with my presence there,i'll attend.

[quote author=AB$I]No 1 gossip music centre- Nairaland
No 1 RubbishPics posting centre- Nairaland
Oya post my pics&my wife's yanshing AKA Forking[/quote]what have you said now. You've not made any point at all

Kolade9: That time that i am in school,i can nt spelled ticha...it his a hard things to spelled that time...but nw i am a baba in spelling a words.

lol after that dry old joke about 'the presenter' i've finally found a course to smile after reading your comment.

sucezTP: Now, this is a sign of the end time!
The love of joke depreciates, jokers repeat jokes, while viewers grumble...
Hmmm!Na real wa o..

funny statement. Even funnier than the 'joke'

[quote author=life_style]I am seeing this for the first time. [/quote]are you serious,or are you trying to cheer him(poster) up?

I'm still waiting for the funny part of this Joke.

Greatest Abusites

This is utter rubish. I'm an abusite and there's no such place as asmau hostel in d main campus or kongo campus.maybe it exists in other mini campuses like dat of d medical students.besides,there've bn hostel renovation 4 d past 2 years. Poster get ur facts b4 posting. GREATEST ABUSITES

[quote author=Mynd_44]That's just like coming up with a story and using Nairaland as proof[/quote]why are u on my neck.i said d source is naijagists.com. Go check it out ur self

[quote author=Red-Light]It woulda being nice if u back it up with source and pictures of d baby.[/quote]source is naijagists.com

Black magic and evil spirits have captured the soul of a new-born baby in Colombia who can apparently already walks by himself and produce fire, his own mother has claimed . www.naijagists.com
Ana Feria Santos gave birth to her son last monthbut says her joy quickly turned to fear when she noticed that he had ‘several abnormalities’ – leading to fears in her community that he is the ‘devil in disguise’.
She says the boy can already stand up and walk – quite a feat for a child of just four weeks.
Much like the 1976 horror film The Omen, the mother-of-five says he frequently hides around the house, cackles in an ‘adult’ way for hours on end and has an ‘intimidating’ pair of eyes.
She told the RCN Radio station: ‘He walks like an adult, sometimes going off and hiding underneath the bed, in a suitcase, in the washing machine or in the fridge.’
Her neighbours in the town of Lorica, near the Caribbean coast, also say he is possessed by a ‘malign spirit’ and that he is capable of producing fire.
This, they say, is because burn marks have been found on his clothes and a sofa where he regularly sits.
It has led to vigilante attacks on Santos and her taxi-driver husband Óscar Palencia López’s house, which is allegedlybeing pelted with stones on a nightly-basis by frightened residents.
But the 28-year-old’s story has not been believed by doctors, whohave now launched an investigation into the possibility that the new-born could have been abused.
The Colombian Family Welfare Institute, the National Police and the Catholic Church have also all refused to assert the claims that black magic is involved.
A team of psychologists, a social worker, a nutritionist and a lawyer will now look into the case, with a source saying: ‘The child shows signs of abuse.
‘Two small burns were found on the palm of the left hand and for that reason a restoration measure was adopted to [safeguard] the family environment.
‘The parents received a warning while the facts are being clarified.’

A Nigerian woman identified as Binta Mohammed has been dragged to a Sharia Court in Kaduna for allegedly initiating a 12-yr-old girl into witchcraft . www.naijagists.com
Prosecutor, Haruna Ibrahimaccused 50-year-old Binta of initiating Jummai Monday who lives on B29 Rock Road, Tundun Nupawa, Kaduna few days ago.
Amina Kawu reported to the police that her house help Jummai has been initiated into witchcraft after Binta gave her a fish in September of this year.
The house help later confessed to her master, Amina the name of the other members which include Binta Mohammed, alias Mama Shehu and Adebowale Ajami of Ribadu Crescent, Tudun Nupawa, kaduna .
The prosecutor further told the court that the complainant told the police that her house help had informed her that her members had been persuading her to bring Sultan Aminu, her son to be killed.
He said Aminu was critically sick and behaving abnormal, adding that the offence committed is contrary to Section 216 (a)(b) of the Penal Code.
Binta Mohammed has pleaded not guilty and her case has been adjourned to the 20th of November for witnesses testimony. (PM Report)
What a world we live in!

A grandfather, Mr AderemiAlli, was among the 21 first class graduates produced by the University of Ibadan (UI) at its convocation on Thursday in Ibadan.
The university graduated a total of 1,582 students for the 2011/2012 academic session with 243 graduating in Second Class (Upper Division) and 920, Second Class (Lower Division). A total of 135 of the students graduated with Third Class and 203 Pass.
Alli, 57, was among the three first class graduates produced by the institution's Faculty of Law.
He had had a first degree in economics education 31 years ago. Alli, whose last child is studying electrical engineering in UI, told journalists at the ceremony that he was motivated to study law because many of his schoolmates had become Senior Advocates ofNigeria.
"I feel I can still participate in the society in spite of my age. I am using this medium to advise others that they can do it, If I can do it," he said.
The Vice Chancellor, Prof. Isaac Adewole, said that of the 21 first class graduates, one was produced by the Faculty of Arts and 17 came the university's affiliated institutions.
He expressed regret that the university did not produce many first degree graduands due to the disruption of the 2011/2012 academic calendar which prevented some final year students from completing their courses.
Adewole urged the graduating students to be relevant to their society."There is no doubt that the University of Ibadan has laid the foundation that willenable you to face the challenges of the 21st century and the demands ofthe present-day labour market.
"It is, therefore, your responsibility to prove that the education you have acquired is world-class," Adewole said. The vice chancellor gave the assurance that the university would continue to lay the foundation for life-long learning.

acidtalk: Almost ALL my Ex (except the married ones) still come to me for assistance and I still do it without hesitation.

No one ever comes to me for assistance and leave the way they came. Even if I can't do all, I will certainly do my best.

Most of them wished we could come back together but mama warned me never to accept back my old and thrown away toy. If I was generous to give the toy to charity, then I should never take it back.

... And your new toy is someone else's old,used and rejected toy.

Monju Begum, a 40-year-old Bangladesh woman stopped an alleged rapist in his tracks when she reportedly cut off his penis and then took it to police as evidence.
According to police, Begam's neighbor, Mozammel Haq Mazi, forcedhis way into her shanty andbegan sexually assaulting her.
Investigators say Begum stopped the attack by cutting off his penis She then placed the evidence into a polythene bag and took it into police as proof that Mazi had attempted to rape her.
Begum, a married mother of three, told police that Mazi had been harassing her for the past six months. Mazi is reportedly also married and has five children.
"It is quite an unusual incident. As far as I am aware, this is the first time that a woman has brought a severed penis to the police station as evidence," said police spokesperson Abul Khaer.
"We will arrest him once hiscondition gets better," said Khaer.
Mazi denied the allegations telling investigators that the two were having an affair.
"Recently she suggested that both of us can go settledown in Dhaka," said Mazi."I refused and told her that I cannot leave my wife and children, so she took revenge on me."
Doctors say the man's pénis will not be re-attached.

This very sad news follows the news of Pete Eneh's leg amputation few weeks ago after an improperly treated infection that doctors said could cost him his life.
Related Article: Veteran Actor Pete Eneh Loses Leg To Illness
According to information gathered, Pete Eneh lost thebattle to the infection todayat Park Lane Hospital in Enugu.
A call was put through to Actor Guild of Nigeria president Fiberesima Ibinabo who promised to provide more information on Pete Eneh's death. Source: naij.com

Hahaha messi no wan die.

They can do wht eva dey like, it doesnt affect me. This shows dat u.s.a isn't perfect as they made d whole world believe.if this had happnd in Nigeria,pple wld hav said dat we're barbaric nd uncivilized. I waz abt 2 soak dat which must not b named with milk,sugar,cold water b4 stumbling upon dis dumb news

bizzlemie: Dude!! 2am = night, 2pm = afternoon

Dude 2 a.m = morning not night( early hrs of morning,sleeping tym though) 2 p.m = afternoon

Umunede: @rampant lover. Ghana has neva won african cup of nation. What de won was 4 nation tournament. A 4 nation tournament where u play home and away leg in d 60s. Ghana don't have wot it takes to win afcon. Hahaha 4-nation tournament in d 60s

u dnt knw wht u're sayin. Ghana has won d afcon a record 4 tyms

R2bees: why do we always play friendly with south and north americans...expecially dis venezuela...

4 ur information, dis is d 2nd tym Nigeria is playing venezuela. Nigeria won d 1st match courtesy of a goal scored by j.j okocha. Get it ryt,we dnt always play venezuela. Moreover,it's a nyc score coz venezuela is ranked higer dan nigeria by fifa.

Biblically,remarriage i.e marrying smbdy else afta divorce is wrong.dat ammounts 2 adultery

topsyking: RUBBISH invention....

wht have u invented. U're jelous coz ur dumbass brain cant thnk of anytn.

Dis is a game of 90mins. It's mt ova until it's ova

My wish is 2 make heaven

tellwisdom: Where did he get that money from?

.wht kind of dumb qstn is dat? U hava a very poor sense of reasoning

Op is an unrepentant fool.y re u so dumb 2 see reasons.'no nigerian lives there'.mtchew...wht abt oda foreigners dat live there re dey having 2 heads.talkn abt being black,wht's wrong in being black.grw up nd stp arguing blindly ok

ismhab: The only last remaining and standing dictator to die in this world soon or later is Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.

.u're a big fool