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sinaj:
Lwkmd

Bros shift ma enter ya keke jare.


Abeg stp me for fp junction.

:ochuo! Na u fine like dis, nnwanne I no go shift for u, I go pack comot for road... O bebe, can I v ur number?...

Made boiz...

That's my Alma mata... I paid over #1.8m per semester so no big deal.



























Na lie o!.

This is going FP cos lalasticlala no dey take eye see yeyebrities...

This guy is bailing big tym... I av to increase my effort den ask God for support....gotta b rich..

Make una dey see o, lalasticlala go carry this thrash enter FP...


















Shebi I talk am?

Op no job, yet u want pple to come n bring down the little industry employing pple...continue...

When u r thinking, u r also carrying load na op...the guy is correct joor!

Very funny...

Ragner:
How Come they don't Kidnap Guys Boxers For Rituals? Eh

Because oracle prefer punanny fluids...

Reason 1: Pervert usually kidnap those panties either for raping, sniffing and worst of all rituals...

Reason 2: The panties av lost the default colour and no longer presentable..

Reason 3: Wash n wear thingz if u know what I mean...

Reason 4: Stolen panties hence the need to hide it from real owners...Av seen cases like dat..

So Osun is better off after all, even with #6M monthly allocation?

What a super sexy shots...I wanna cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!.....haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

* runs out to get new vaseline *...

Very funny...

Someone should go near her with fire....

Feeling so emotional right now...wanna cry n hug somebody.....Amina where at thou?

Just imagine man cruelty to man....

An Pls tell me what is working in this Country? This ain't news bro cos the country is f.ucked up already...

It's a good gesture but I think the boys he worked with should b mentioned as well..

Also, we read how ransome was paid by the parents and we are yet to match the "Police rescue" and the cash paid to know how the credit was given to the police. Nigeria's puzzle hardly get solved most times....

vizkiz:
[b]whenever a girl starts talking about heat or men I know the next thing is sex.

There was one time a girl came visiting while I was in 300lvl mehn I mumu then ehn. I no see that girl straff again till date

She said she wants to sleep and I dressed up the bed for her, she slept on the bed and not up to 5minutes she pulled off her blouse say heat dey and she started talking about how her boyfriend use to maltreatment her that all men are the same...Still I no grab!!! (Victor you be mumu I swear )

After that she told me she can't sleep because of the heat maybe I could help her get water for her to bath...she pulled off all her cloths and I gave her towel. I even left the room when she wanted to change back to her cloths she said I could come help pull of her bra, I did and I went back outside... Which kin idiot be this sef

She left immediately after getting dressed and I was there feeling like "chai, I don dey gain this girl trust" without knowing that is the last time she will ever come to my house.

The thing still dey pain me sef

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I swear bro, as funny as ur story is, u need to get shot for dat big F.up of yours...wtf!

Art just gives me joy....the guy is a pure talent....

I hardly get impressed but this one sure impressed me...

Sorry to read dat babe.... be steadfast ur tym go come..

Voting out GEJ was one of d best decision I took last year...

Where are the end time crews when u need them? This is the real [size=50pt]END TIME[/size]

kristisking:
You"re sick! Do you realise the gravity of your reckless post? Don"t incure the wrath of God.

Thank u

johnsonjosbles:
the worst is u r even the FTC, likewise u may be 1st to exit this planet b4 RuRu! If u doubt me, ask Pharo $ herod. Any1 stand against God will never escape Doom, Nebucadnezar escape ccos he repented when he was choping grass, u and Ruru go chopp SHIIT.

Thanks

Epatty:
Be careful or u join El' rufai

Thank u

Philinho:
You can be heard only on NAIRALAND. where else ?

Thank u