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Same thing wey Dy my mind

ChasinGood:
Man,you always have a GIF for everything. You try sha

No better toothpaste for Naija again o!

Olarewaju89:
Bro, there's no how that guy will brush his teeth twice daily and still come out with yellow color. I know what am saying.

We don start na OP update abeg

Lol made me remember Lil wayne's Mama Mia lyrics!



Got real bitches with fake asses
With real views and fake eyes
It's stupid, I'm stupid


Weezy

TheWolfen:
.
Which doc go refund stupidity?

All these fake eyelashes
Fake hair
Fake nails
Fake Boobs
Fake booty
Fake attitude

All to to get a man attention?
Tell me why they won't attract fake men.
Later women would complain bitterly playing the victim and calling their ex names which isn't necessary because they pretended to be what not in the first place.

Women are just complicated

This thing easy, na fanbase Dy run things!

Make Lewa chill or make he go build a bigger fanbase incase dem nominate am again

Awa prediction don enter

DSC7:
Their reconciliation is coming ......

When they are done testing there solo career.... ..

Blood na Blood

All na format......

How far about awa psquare update


Naija fifu and Over Sabi

Lovelyn451:
I know you're yoruba, my husband brothers all married from kogi state and we are all cool... Igbo men marry outsiders more than other tribe so dont even go there!! there are good and bad women in every tribe, he was cool with his brothers and traditions until he got married, evil tradition that Paul's wife and other wives are ok with except Lola...lmao...the very day peter reconciles with his brothers that marriage is over!! cos if he dare say no to her in the house she'll feel its the brothers dictating to him...oga leave talk, l I'm a woman allow me educate u, some women don't even want mother in-laws, they want an orphan as husband and na this Lola type gan gan....she's enjoying this ride, peter is the victim

No be everybody get white teeth!
Know that and Stay chilled

Olarewaju89:



This Zlatan no dey brush his teeth... Why his teeth are yellow

He better make I ride on my papa fame
Abi you no dy use ur papa surname?

fabianiyobosa:
All riding on Fela's fame!

I no even sabi wetin I fit take reply am!

His response shock me!

Make person sabi use English like this make he no sabi use google search better thing... Na to Dy find pornsite upandan

femi4:
See how you expose and embarrass yourself....you must be living in a cave

Na to grab one this time abeg my Naija people!

@FalseProphet dy eye You

Blurpy:
Many Nigerians when growing up as a child did not have the opportunity to express themselves in extra curricular activities like dancing, singing, playing musical instruments, swimming etc. So when they see a kid doing doing such, they tend to frown on it. Little did they know that such talent are the expressway to everlasting wealth, the guardian of this child know this and are making a brand name for her already at a young age. Everything is not schooling and being bookish.


I see this girl capitalising on the game, I see her becoming a star entertainer. This I have seen.

Abi make he be say she don pack comot for market come settle with the person wey she fit control!

Nurse wey Dy receive better salary sef dy run aside (No be my mouth you take hear am o)

WibusJaga:


My mind tells me this babe is only marketing herself with this video on Social Media. Boyfriend beware; once a rich & willing dude appears on the scene, her story will change.
I don talk my own finish.

Lol like say him Papa money don dry

Mrlouis:
NICE ONE. MAKE HIM DEY SAVE UP FOR HIM OLD AGE SHA. COS I WONT CONTRIBUTE SHISHI FOR ANY EMERGENCY SU...

IF YOU DON'T KNOW, FORGET ABOUT IT

Apo Ewa

Cowbell521:
Too much fat 4 one body. Bag ef beans

My own don pass 15

I even get Paddie wey I Dy call fake twin lol

His mama sef confirm am say we look alike plus my mama too.. only say he fat but me na Iwin

gasparpisciotta:
I have met a couple of my look alikes.

These likenesses are usually based on people’s comments but I didn’t see much semblance when we met.

Dope wordplay

ThierryJay:
Ronaldo's babe (tomorrow) - wake up Ronaldo its eight already.

Ronaldo (jumps up from bed) - Why nau, the midget won another one again?

Messi is the GOAT undisputable. Ronaldo is just a great goalscorer who offers nothing else on the pitch.

Pendorables in the mud.

They even gave my Messi the golden buzzer from the Eiffel tower: First in history!

Leave the guy, all of them wey yellow for their region don bleach from inside foetus.. dem go Dy form yellow people... If you near them you go know say na Bleaching cream dem dy use ..

I no support bleaching but all of dem na hypocrites!!!

Ayomi90:
Low self esteem in display, must u try to compare urself with Yourubas always? accept the fact that they are better than you in all ramifications so u too can at least advance in ur life.

No be lie, They believe their fans will fall for it

thesicilian:
Everyone who has a close brush with death always comes back to sell books

This one na Gentle mad Man; he dy even try to hold the pastor hand as per say he dy nack him head too much

Leave them,

Dem sabi use little tricks to premium their P like say na BIS


(10 naira scopes)

eallstar:
The girl is the foolish here,
She Will give pussy free of charge to some jobless random guys in Nigeria and refuse to a
Guy that will pay Ur bills.
So who is foolish here?

Lol ..so na wise man go carry him money go!
Ayam not understanding

MJBOLT:

Continue telling yourself that

A fool and his money are soon parted

Yaro

Vaginarian:
Dongo

Na for easy identification

Timagex:
DPO don suffer o.


Why is it the case that, in Nigerian movies, the head is always bandaged irrespective of where someone was injured?

You're very right my Oga, all my life I no dy wear or display to impress Any chick.. na when you come closer you go know who jam you, no be to dy carry everything for head cos I wan go follow girl talk


I do this to protect my value .. You have to be "Very" smart to be in this con3

Eriokanmi:
Keep low and you'd get who/what you want.

How many guys want to marry into one room apartment with a separate kitchen ? How many gals want to endure with a few men who wish to marry into a room apartment with the description above? Everyone is just chasing shadows. Men too are busy craving a lifestyle which is often a mirage, before they think of getting married.

In my case, once God approved of our union with proofs even from more than one man of God who barely knew each other, we proceeded. I married my wife into a room with a separate kitchen outside. Once it rained in those days , we'd be busy diverting erosion away from the kitchen.

Today, we've achieved everything man has come to earth to achieve. I've dined with world leaders including Barak Obama on a special invitation to Washington DC. As I type this message, I'm inspecting my new edifice in lagos (the best in the whole estate). God has also blessed us with intelligent and God-fearing children all in a boarding secondary school in one of the best schools in Lagos.

My salary was 11k while my wife's was almost same when we got married. Barely a year after we got married, I began to change jobs like clothes and always with official cars, brand new to cap it all.

Money isn't everything when it comes to marriage too otherwise, DJ Cuppy wouldn't have been looking upandan for blind dates. It's God's institution. Try it and see things fall in pleasant places for you. Pray for your own and it would come, don't look at that pocket before you take a decision on this.

Baddo sef talk am! You can't buy class Pele O nse'gbe Messi

MemoriesAndMe:
Imagine, daughter of a judge married the son of a judge. Na him Fatai the taxi driver for our yard wan commit suicide because Kafaya the bread hawker no gree marry am. Class pass class sha.

Ah

If Rihanna and Lady Gaga wan drag this one now


She go sell her hometown pay fine

insidenaijasblog:
African clergywoman says she has had direct contact with Lucifer, Newspremises reports.

According to her, Lucifer loves sex and is married to singers like Rihanna and Ladygaga

''Let me tell you something. I have dealt with Lucifer direct. What Lucifer loves most is sexual intercourse. Lucifer sex everyday. Do you know that Lucifer used to do marriage with people? He married Rihanna. He married Lady Gaga'' he said

Watch the video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A2vDB85yF8

Source: https://newspremises.com.ng/i-have-dealt-with-lucifer-direct-he-is-married-to-rihanna-and-ladygaga-african-clergywoman-tells-her-church-members-video/

Leave the n*gga, all their region no sabi book reach one local government for Ekiti

IvarTheBoneless:
Yet after all your ranting ...your name is still a Yoruba name.

So you're so inferior you dumped your identity for them? You are definitely their slave

Lass Lass Owo ni Keke Iyin Rere!

Abeg help me ask them how far now

GoodIsGod:
Yinmu

Yes I am Yoruba
We don't discriminate

Baba waray "Mo Japa Nio"

ORLAHOLUWA:
That was how I had a crush on this beautiful girl in school back then, OASOS, OKE-BOLA, my friends and hostel mate knew I liked the girl, so whenever we come across the girl, they start to shout, whenever the girl was seen by my friends, they will shout my name, there was a day the girl also participated in a foot ball which required a penalty shootout, as soon as it was the girl's turn, my friends started to shout my name again and the girl became suspicious too.
So on this great day, during the heat of inter house sport, i participated in the 400m race and won, my friends watched the girl clapping for me then they used the opportunity to set us up, then they met with the girl and told her I would like to see her�, that she should wait under the tree opposite our hostel. My friends then came to inform me about the plan, and said the girl was waiting under the tree, they gave me a phone to get her contact, then I decided to summon the courage and go over to talk with her, with my friends watching from the hostel.
My brethren, as soon as I got to her, I just greeted her "Good afternoon" and walked on.

My friends didn't see me till evening when it was time for prep.

Mo Japa ni ooo

Stanbic mmad no be small

kalemy:
you think Ecobank is the worse? Try StanbicIBTC very useless.