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Dannyhonda:
AFAKA awaits all you SSC

QuadrilAyinde:
@ Sikowitz17, Abuja-Kaduna Train sef No safe again oo My brother... E be like sey Nah that Flight matter go wan sure pass...

Abeg make Army just help us find something to do about this Kaduna Screening... If this should persist, E sure me sey more than 60% of Applicants from the East and West No go show up for Screening

sikowitz17:
lol dinner is your problem.. all the things we’ve been saying about SSC and the likes... you’ve not caught anything? Anyways as regards food, during screening you’ll eat normal.. morning, afternoon and night.. during training, you’ll eat like a king set most of the time when you aren’t suffering.. as they never starve cadets when it comes to eating.. I even recently saw a buffet for regular cadets and it was massive... they were cutting big cow meat that was hung for them on hanger like this and they were cutting it with knife to eat.. just for cadets! Half cow each in like 10 places..

sikowitz17:
lol SSC na suffer head nah... you go see an nah.. the way they treat regular cadets is different from the way they will treat us..

QuadrilAyinde:
If possible sef, Make the Army Authorities Screen Applicants According to their Zone and Later publish the final list of those that are to report for Training... I think Nah that time the Flight Idea go kum make sense Pass coz person go know sey Nah Training resumption He dey Carry flight ontop and Not Screening wey Never sure sef

Make All those from SouthWest gather for one state do their Screening, Make those from SouthEast gather for one state do their thing etc etc

For Transparency and Appreciable Effectiveness, Make dem Interchange the Coordinating officers as in Make dem deploy Hausa Officers come the southwest Zonal screening, Make them Deploy Yoruba Officers fo the East Zonal screening etc etc

Joedominic723:
I guess I was already late to the party....just saw it now, the [b]advert has closed since AUG 29.[/b]Tanx tho

ugo4u:
It also reminds of Flight Lt Perowei and his co-Pilot Kalto Silka who died in a helicopter crash during a combat mission on new year day (2019). Perowei got married a month earlier before his demise leaving behind his then pregnant wife who later gave birth to a bouncing baby boy.
These are guys i joke alot with when they were still in flight school. When the news of their death was announced I couldn't believe it, these are very bright and promising young men that were cut short in their prime anytime I come across the pics we took together on my system its as if someone poke me with a needle in the heart. You can now imagine the pain the young woman(his wife) and their families are going through e no easy. That's why to settle down seems difficult for alot of officers, to marry they fear some of them especially the young ones. I remember a Captain (now late) in response to a banter from a friend why he don't wanna get married he jokingly said he didn't wanna make any lady a widow ... Sadly, within a year of making that statement he was killed in an ambush in baga.
Personally, I see any lady that marries a military man as a strong woman.


This song SOLDIER by Chike Sends alot of chills to the spine, same for Johnny drille's. Wait for me
I Recommend both songs for all prospective officers. Make una listen to the lyrics of both songs with rapt attention.

That's why I just laugh when some people here are gingering to be at the war front, I see it as youthful exuberance even the most battle hardened soldier won't pray to be drafted to a volatile region. According to a friend " Who no come no go know. na when you hear enemy gunshots from AA your entire life go flash within seconds for your eyes that time you go realise say this life too sweet". One may train as hard as possible and may even be the best amongst his peers when deployed for operations he may not even have the opportunity to fire a single shot before being KIA. Aside enemy fire/ambush IEDs are real threats. The military is not an ideal place where one find succour from unemployment.
War no good at all, I no blame people wey dey run go DSSC them get legit reasons.

It is praiseworthy to be brave and fearless, but sometimes it is better to be a coward. We often stand in the compound of a coward to point at the ruins where a brave man used to live.” Chinua Achebe

Bifrost:
For the first time since back at University, I went for a run. Abeg make Una help me. How can I do the 3.2km run. I could only jog for 1km in 3mins straight, rested, ran again, rested ran again... Cumulating 3.02km in 23mins. Help me o I want to do better.

Mugiwaraluffy:
If there's pass on Sunday's why the need to blow AWOL then. Person go just wait calmly till Sunday do en business.
Just like Gen. Ugo4u talk, make village men no go cast person

Mugiwaraluffy:
E do settle na. Na to wear kafthan dey go mosque na. Sha make time reach, with d way and stories I hear for aca, boys go blow AWOL any which way. We go learn

sikowitz17:
All of us wey dey even talk say we go blow awol... we know say na play we dey play...the way and manner that guy carry matter go ehn

Mugiwaraluffy:
Aswear, those children na craze dey worry them.
See small boy wey dey follow me that year for ABU don dey issue threat for me say I go come meet m and him go be godfather by then.
Imagine the audacity . Abunda ko yayan ma cin uwar shi neke yi

sikowitz17:
i no get any expertise abeg.. all my 44 friends that made sf, 2 of them are dead now..

Mugiwaraluffy:
Subuhanalila. Wait, what of on Friday for jumma prayers? Loopholes no dey? People no dey come pray from outside we blend in comot?
If e no fit happen then na MRS sure pass

Blueelf:
I have messaged them and they responded promptly

Thanks to all those who helped

cc sikowitz, ugo4u, ramirezsarki, Mugiwaraluffy et al

sikowitz17:
Lol bro na you dey go sf ooo!! My enthusiasm stops right around the normal ssc Officer commission abeg..

Lami1996:
Amen o. I hear say those nda boys for afaka no get any sense of joy again.

sikowitz17:
this one wey dem dey even talk say na new site dey wait happy... wetin we suppose dey expect sef? I wish my guys are online now so I can ask them how training is..

sikowitz17:
Block keh! Eiiiiiii which kind bad belle be this

ugo4u:
At that rate DSSC will hit 40k+ while SSC will be within 16k+ at the close of application. We have 3 more weeks to go.

Lami1996:
Baba I go ministry for Lagos, dem say dem no fit give me say make I go my school wey I write,the school just gimme testimonial based on say na 2006. People in the house,abeg talk. Every advice na advice

Mugiwaraluffy:
Try and get one from ministry of education. Depending on your state, I got one this year from a school nearby. It mustn't be the school you graduated from. I hate to say this, but if you don't know the principal, you can grease his/her hand small something from 5-10k. Explain to em what you need it for, some would oblige without stressing you.
Good luck

Arisukuni:
I don't know if its me you are referring to though. My degree was 2016. I also tendered waec of 2017. I actually had different waec with different ages on them, but not all I made my papers. I have one of 2009 which I used to enter school though I don't have good grade in maths on it, in fact that's the best amongst all the waec I wrote then, before I finally decided to use it for higher institution. So while in school I was still writing WAEC because I wanted to have a good grade. so I finally made good grade on the one I wrote 2017, and the age on it is two years reduced to the 2009 own I used to gain admission.

So when Lt col Olasiegbe who is the board secretary, if am right, he vented my document and discovered the Waec I tendered is 2017 and my degree is 2016, he directed me to explain myself to Major Ango, Ango use me catch cruise, I explained to him the reason I used it was because I have completed result on it. So he instructed me to go bring the WAEC I used to gain admission, they were sensing its because of the age, truly the age difference on the results is one of the reasons, because its two years difference from the other one. So they asked me to stay one side for a while, until later they granted me and others to go and do affidavit at Kaduna high court. It was this same WAEC I used for 45, but it was print out. I remembered then in 45 it was about to get to my turn in Afaka for medical when a call came in from the board secretary then, Lt. Col Saleh, they instructed the the Yellow Lt at the medical to pause my medical, then they had to start interrogating me about the WAEC result and why I didn't have the certificate, why the print out. During that time I was so tensed if they checked my BP immediately it will not read less than 160/90 I could feel it. They carried on medical with others leaving about 10 of us aside, it was after a while a call came in again from NDA that they can continue with my medical, only me, they didn't attend to the rest. they were just with us through out the screening without doing medical and they didn't allow them to leave NDA, they delayed them well, it was after medical was announced that they allow them to go. That scenario was one of the reason i failed the medical through my BP, cus as at then i could feel it anxiety still dey my body, was still tensed.

They didn't do medical for those guys because some of them altered their certificate. My village man was among those they didn't attend to, he also altered his FLSC using his pen to change his DOB, he was OG 12 then, he didnt know the implications of what he did, if I had known he wanted to do it I would have advised him. I miss the guy sha, I wish to get his contact, he was a wonderful guy.

Pray you don't have delay at documentation stage because the stress alone can make you get tensed and anxious which may affect your BP, because if you don't pass documentation stage you will not proceed to medical, And seeing your mate going for medical and you are still sideline, that alone can cause depression and anxiety for you. Your body system may not be alright throughout that day.

Victory is from Almighty God Alone.

QuadrilAyinde:
BossMan help reason my Matter in this regard too oo..
For my FSLC nah QUADRI be the spelling of my Name wey dey on top, Likewwise my JSS 3 Junior WAEC too. But All of a Sudden, when I got to SS1, I got Excessively interested in Oral English, so I decided to add letter L to my Name which now changed the spelling to QUADRIL (I bn dey reason am sey the L will be silent )... So ever since then, ALL MY CERTIFICATES (WASSCE, B.SC, NYSC, AGE DECLARATION), Nah Quadril dey on top ooo (even my moniker sef ), Hope that no go cause any Issue

sikowitz17:
take care of blueff abeg

sikowitz17:
I modified this and if you didn’t see what was here before! Ya on your own.

Blueelf:
Sorry bro

I have been following silently

I've just been a bit depressed and disappointed

I am too old for SSC as I am 28yrs and my course isn't listed for DSSC

So, I've been a bit confused and plain sad

But I wish you guys luck.... I'll try and find a way to join you guys in battle