₦airaland Forum

SLIDEwaxie:
the story is a fake.. we all knw that. except those indolent individuals who doesn't want to accept.

At that time of the night, no bread seller still dey outside.

besides, if you are having a professional photoshoot like TY said he was having, everything at the background is calculated for and no one will be allowed to just pass. besides, even if they did, the photographer won't snap out of the script!

the lady herself, who was to take an English lessons haa started giving motivational speeches and who has started appearing in fashion shows just after her first catwalk session, yesterday.


models are subjected to months of training and cosmetic overhaul before they appear for the world to see. our jumoke seemed to have the perfect skin, perfect brain to learn English in a week, perfect undestanding of the modelling world, just in a week or two.

that's nice..we are so gullible!!!

My Guy, you're spot on jare. Although, I've never for once had a tinge of doubt in destiny, but this is telling more of a well perfected fairytale script. Nigerians are gullible. We almost, always fall for deception.

Sheyone:
Hi guys, I have lower credit (2.9) in Surveying and Geoinformatics from Fedpoffa, I have given up on D.E, but you guys seem to be giving me hope. Please does FUTA/UNILAG/UNILORIN/OAU or any Other University in the South-West accept lower credits?

First, writeoff all of those Federal Universities you've just mentioned because their minimum qualification is always 'Upper Credit.' Secondly, institutions like AAUA, OOU and some northern Universities do accept Minimum as stated earlier in previous pages on this thread.

allycat:
Doctors are taught a form of medical shorthand that is meant for pharmacist to decipher, they are also taught the short hand in school. One major reason is so that a prescription written by an English doctor can be interpreted by a French or Germany or Spanish medical person.

Oh oh...but how does that affects one doctor or pharmacist from a particular country? I mean the shorthand, as you've asserted here, does it mean a Spanish or French prescription can be readily read by an englishman? I'd say NO!

Harjibode:
Just signed it at the ITF Lagos office on friday, will submit mon or tue, I hope its nt yet up, I am hearing some poo, C.0 ke?

C..wetin? Abeg oo. Just do the thing quick. I hope you guys hadn't pass the deadline sha. Electrical engineering had submitted and our grades are been compiled. I don collect To Whom It May Concern from our department self.

Harjibode:
Elect/Elect UNILAG, he had distinction in FPI

Na even we dey be dat na. Electrical always trending. But wait oo, na University of Ibadan I intend processing via DE o but all my O'level result are C's. This one that LARRYDKING dey talk about UI eh? Abeg lecture me more o. Meanwhile, Negro, have you submitted your SIWES report in FPI? And do you know Wapsmart's moniker on Nairaland?

The Peoples Democratic Party has won the Benue South rerun election, making its candidate, David Mark, return to the 8th Senate, from which the court ejected him a few months ago.
In Saturday’s election, Mr. Mark, former President of the Nigerian Senate, (2007-2015), was declared winner amid protests by his challenger, who demanded that the election be declared inconclusive.
The former Senate President defeated his sole challenger, Daniel Onjeh, a 41-year old former students’ leader, who contested on the platform of the ruling All Progressives Congress.
The rerun was conducted after the Appeal Court annuled the March 28, 2015 election of which Mr. Mark was declared winner by the Independent National Electoral Commission.
Declaring the results of the rerun at 5.51am on Sunday, the Senatorial Returning Officer, Ishaq Eneji, said Mr. Mark garnered 84,192 votes, leaving margin of 12,571 between him and Mr. Onjeh who scored 71,621 votes.
“Having satisfied the requirement of the law, David Bournaventure is hereby declared winner, Mr. Eneji announced.
While 522, 713 were registered for the election, only 165, 093 were accredited, indicating voters apathy across the senatorial zone.
A further breakdown showed 159,557 was the number of total votes cast, of which 155,813 votes were held valid, while 3,744 were rejected as invalid.
According to the results declared by Mr. Eneji, out of the nine local government areas of which the district is composed, Mr. Mark secured victory in five local government areas: Ado, Agatu, Apa, Otukpo and Okpokwu.
Mr. Onjeh won in four, namely Ogbadigbo, his hometown, Ohimini, Obi and Oju LGAs.
Meanwhile, a total of 29,273 votes were cancelled, higher than the margin of win of 12,571 between Messrs Mark and Onjeh.
However, Mr. Eneji declared Mr. Mark winner despite protest by APC agent who asked that the election election be declared inconclusive.
Source: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/198751-inec-declares-david-mark-winner-benue-south-senatorial-rerun-amid-protest.html

LARRYDKING:
U just nailed it, u have the requirement. I hope u got it at a sitting? yeah, there is a very great preference for yabatech ND holder, infact, across many dept in the last admission, only one candidate was from another school while other were yabatech. I am frm fpi while the other 3 guys were frm yabatech. In mech, my friend frm fpi was the only guy frm another institution, the rest were yabatech graduates. However, since there is a possibility I got in, then you can get in too.

I've seen students from mapoly. I was offered elect elect engineering. Gp matters too, ur gp must be high to have an edge. what did u finish with?

unilag does not conduct exams. If u have remarkable grades at O'level, choose U.I but if u have Cs, UNILAG is ur best option. O'level is not a criterion here.

Larry, so you mean you didn't write any post-DE examination in Unilag before your admission?

LARRYDKING:
Brothers, I'm elated to see u make the best choice of seeking the university education. I heartily congratulate you.

Early this year, I was in the same shoe u are now and I thank God my attempt was successful. What attracted me to quote yr comment is the unique academic background we all share. We obtained our national diploma result from the well known and respected polytechnic, Ilaro.

I will like to just advise u never to relent in ur quest and pursuit for knowledge and the sky will be ur starting point.

Harjibode, I can remember vividly that I was a year ahead of u in the polytechnic when we both use to discuss DE and other things. keep it up, it shall be successful.

...and which University and what course is Larry presently studying? Proudly a fedpolite.

johnwizey:
School: Federal Polytechnic Ilaro

Course: Computer Engineering

Aspiring: Federal University of Technology (FUTMINNA)

Course: Electrical/Computer Engineering

Why are you guys hellbent on studying in FUTMINNA? Chaiii, dere ris God o.

Lalasticlala and Ishilove, I don do my part o. I don add the link. Now over to you.

xexy:
go learn a trade boy

You're probably deaf! Didn't you hear him talk previously that he loved getting engaged with computer works, and that he even tutors the so called 'First Class' students in CCNA, Web designing et al? He said he's got a penchant for something, not an ordinary thing, but an intellectual work which brings money into his pocket and stops him from requestin stipends from home anymore. Guy abeg grow up!

yomi007k:
I advice u ask google.

Guy trust me, I don ask Google Oracle tire but na jonse e dey jonse me, no authentic answers. But you know, I'm a real Nigerian, a real man! I love real things. Lol.

Why Are Doctors' Writings Worse All-day?
By Wahab A.O
Hello there! It's been a while. I just want to ask why doctor's medical inscriptions/writings getting worse day-by-day? Perhaps I got it all wrong. Maybe it's actually not all of them sha, but I ain't playing pranks neither am I poking a trifle at our dokitas. Instead, I desire to inquire whether it's because they're among the league of people who thinks faster than they write ni or not.
It is pertinent and maybe sancrosant to note that ONLY Pharmacists could decipher virtually all of the dokitas' writings on prescription papers. Dokitas either from Private or Public Hospitals and Clinics would instead of them to 'farabale' and write legibly, the good english that me and you, the common man can read and understand, he would go ahead and write on paper, some drugs with an higgedy-piggedy, k-legged, etchy but sketchily disarranged letters that you'd think even a professor - preferably of English and Linguistics discipline or the Nigerian grammarian, Senator Patrick Obahiagbon - would have a field day trying to figure out the expressional-content of the paper.
I'm almost discerned at the way such instances when a dokita would then intentionally put pen on a prescription paper for only the skilled professionals among pharmacists to read, understand and finally sell out drugs. Maybe the dokitas' do fear the unseen but prevalent circumstances where patients would, instead of visiting a pharmacy that is so within the confinement of the Hospital, persistently go to a nearby roadside or market-side drug seller whose licence to operate was neither originally granted by the Standard Organization of Nigeria, [SON] and registered by the Corporate Affairs Commission, [CAC] nor his goods checked, standardized and approved by the National Association of Foods and Drugs Agency and Control, (NAFDAC). If that's one of the reasons, then it's good but if otherwise, then I ask, "Why Are Doctor's Writings Worse All-day?".
About 2-years ago, while I was in undergoing my diploma, I took ill and went to the School Clinic. I had an appointment with the doctor and upon visitation, he diagnosed me and wrote down some medical jargons as prescriptions on a small clinic's official piece of paper and I was wowed at what I saw. I couldn't decipher an alphabet there, save for the 'mg' written at the very end of each line. Of course, I'd recognise mg to be milligram.
Upon reaching the clinic's pharmacist, I tendered the paper and I must tell you, the pharmacist just glanced through for about 10secs and viola, she understood. I became blue immediately. As in, I was so so flabbergasted at the pharmacist as she doled out my drugs almost instantly. "So, A Pharmacist is the 'Sole' Interpreter of a dokita's drug prescription?" I asked within.
Then today, while surfing the net, I saw a post by the popular Media Political Analyst, Sir Sunday Akoji of the Ossussu Ministry something that looks so much like a joke or maybe a satire. I was overwhelmed with the rendition that I was moved to juxtapose it with my experiences with the our Nigerian dokitas and I'm sure, you, yes you would be able to answer my status quo question when you catch a glimpe at the satire which goes thus:
______A doctor was giving a speech at a Local Awards Ceremony. He looked at the notes he'd jotted down and didn't understand what he wrote.
"Francis!" the doctor calls out. "Is there a pharmacist in the house?"
It is on this note that I'd ask Nairalanders one more time that, "Why Are Doctor's Writings Worse All-day?"
Source: http://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1016139505119360&id=100001699612422&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.1016139505119360%3Atl_objid.1016139505119360%3Athid.100001699612422%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A1451635200%3A1483257599%3A5863164866172445736&_tn_=%2As
cc: Lalasticlala, Ishilove, fynestboi

Guy, are you writing next year UTME and at the same time obtaini Jamb DE form?

Epaul, I think you're a bit mistaken here. I'll be right back to show you a proof. Hang on.

johnwizey:
Hw far about your IT stuff?

Guy, still dey inside skul o. IT never materialise yet and infact, project still at the verge of completion. To crown it all, SIWES before IT is what the management insisted right now.

Transcript is never given by hand? I don't believe this!

HighIQ:
SO YOU ARE EXPECTING THIS ON FRONT PAGE? Lol very funny of you. Who told you there is crisis ay OAU. SMH for you

A motivator once said: "If You cannot Appreciate Something using your mouth, then you'd better Kept Quiet than say trash!" Abeg, keep Quiet!!