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Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by Nobody: 11:14pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Pidginwhisper:jesuuu.[url][/url] how old |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by lindytania(f): 11:16pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
bayocanny:so how come you bought biscuits for him I thought you said it was your cash 1 Like |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by Tpeters(m): 11:16pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
IamLaura:gimme #50 own abeg 1 Like |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by Pidginwhisper: 11:28pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
smithsydny:He's 4 the 2nd of 4 but arguably the smartest of em all 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by Nobody: 11:33pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Pidginwhisper:I fear them oo.. My aunt son finish me ooo. I no fit write am.. Imagine I told him I will report him to my father he said were is your father he is not here nah. OK if his here let me see him. I weak 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by biacan2(f): 11:44pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Rajy00:Hahahahahhe
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Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by chijioke17(m): 11:52pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
FrenzyBlogger:Bros I'm shocked o, I just came online to check what's on fp and I saw my post |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by biacan2(f): 11:52pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
ChiefPiiko:Chiefpiiko so you watch blue firm 1 Like
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Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by Pidginwhisper: 12:12am On Dec 27, 2017 |
smithsydny:Bro ehn, kids of these days are Xtra smart. Unlike us back then wey mumu and no dey fit talk wetin dey our mouth finish 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by Nobody: 12:23am On Dec 27, 2017 |
I am sorry biacan2:
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Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by biacan2(f): 12:38am On Dec 27, 2017 |
ChiefPiiko:Chief how is Abuja....... you nor I can't wait for the shopping with you chief |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by Nobody: 12:43am On Dec 27, 2017 |
Abj is fine, we doing good, working later today. Why are you still awake? biacan2: |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by janefrancisca(f): 12:50am On Dec 27, 2017 |
So last week saturday, my little nephew who is just a year and two months old urinated on the floor of my room while I was in the shower...so I told him to get a rag and clean it, only for me to turn and see him using the dress I was suppose to wear that day to clean his urine. I was so angry, but den he is just a kid. The other day, I prepared indomie and egg, kept the food in my room with my little nephews, only for me to come back to meet the fried egg gone, they left the indomie. Kids can be very annoying but then they are also fun to be with. 6 Likes |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by biacan2(f): 1:41am On Dec 27, 2017 |
ChiefPiiko:Nothing much chief just trying to get some work done |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by FriendNG: 2:04am On Dec 27, 2017 |
maasoap: I can relate this 1 with my nephew. And it is the same Damatol cream.. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by iseeicome: 2:04am On Dec 27, 2017 |
When my 2 year old daughter is fiddling with the remote control and I say:" Amarachi give me the remote control". She replies: "Daddy give me two minutes okay?" 8 Likes |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by Nobody: 2:12am On Dec 27, 2017 |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by Megilicious(f): 2:13am On Dec 27, 2017 |
Wen my lil does sth dat requires spanking dat cute lil smile of hers crops up n u just let go n hug her. Bt if she's nt getting her way she goes'dis one beat me, dat one has my toy'bt wen ur abt goin out u bcme'mommy boo buy biscuit 4 me u hear' 1 Like |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by Ranoscky(m): 2:15am On Dec 27, 2017 |
Not funny but i just had to share... 3days ago my friend bought water toy gun for her 4yr old daughter and she was so happy and excited. Daughter: I will shoot winch (witches and wizards) i will not shoot God and Jesus. Me: Why? Daughter: Because they are powerful. Me: Jaw dropped and speechless. Nowadays children are more smater than we were back in the days. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by Nobody: 2:16am On Dec 27, 2017 |
Mariangeles: it was meant for her actually |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by Luckygurl(f): 5:25am On Dec 27, 2017 |
Pidginwhisper: Are you a military personnel?? That explains it better I laughed reading your comment |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by NarnieSnyper(m): 5:26am On Dec 27, 2017 |
I spent a semester break with my cousin( he is way older than I am). Their washing machine got broke so his wife started washing manually, most times with her 13month old baby piggy backed. On this particular day, the mom left the back gate open, my little first cousin took her phone, dipped it into the bucket of water and started washing her mom's Samsung phone , she went to get detergent as well to add. The mom screamed, yelled, shouted at the top of her voice, she almost cried. I was in my room laughing hard with my mouth covered with my pillow. The little girl just kept staring at her mom with her sweet pretty eyes like "I was only trying to help na". I almost skinned her alive when she used my game controller pad to play with as her toy car, pulling the cable all around the house. Lovely cute kid. I know how guys go pursue am when she matures 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by Nobody: 6:04am On Dec 27, 2017 |
chijioke17:Ha! The baby of my family is called "Akanawan baby" (old baby) or "sweetie eto" lollipop. There is no dull moment around her. She use to call Bro Godwin, Bro Dustbin and Quaker oats, okrika oats When she was two years, I enjoyed her biting me cos of the tickling sensation of her gum on my skin. � So on this day she bit me and I pretentiously bit her in return then used a red colour nail paint on the spot. My God her tears was epic.... She cried and ran to tell my mum I bit her and caused blood to flow. My mum saw it and almost believed until she took a closer look and burst into laughter. At two years, she could talk quite fluently in Ibibio and could tell you her dad and mum's village.she stays with her parent in another LGA but usually come for the holidays. she gave directions on our way to drop her off when we missed our way after the holiday .Nobody believed the two year old until we arrived at their compound. She could describe the location of our family house in the village at two years. She can't get kidnapped.... She is way too smart. During the Ebola out break ,she refused allowing anybody carry her, she even isolated herself from other kids during play time in church. That is who I call the "boss baby" 15 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by seunny4lif(m): 6:20am On Dec 27, 2017 |
Our last born was just 4 years old then and was far asleep in the next house cos he loves going there. Then our house is uncompleted, na so my brother go carry him come, say make he sleep. Only for him for wake up early in the morning and look around then shouted "Who brought me to this uncompleted building" Thank God na my mama born am, people for think say we dey wicked am. 14 Likes |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by Rejoice5000(f): 6:40am On Dec 27, 2017 |
My son ask me one day where do babies come out from?Jesus i was shocked because i didnt expect that qst from him:i just look@him ad laugh it off:where i wan take start the explanation;Secondly @ 9yrs i will be sleeping my son will come and bit my nipples ad run away hahaha i use mummy head follow am too each time he is having his nice time or with friend i will jack him up to my legs bring out my breast ad force him to suck it as TATA since that day the nipple biting stopped:hahaha 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by Bahamas95(m): 6:43am On Dec 27, 2017 |
Pidginwhisper:LMAO |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by Dyt(f): 6:49am On Dec 27, 2017 |
ikechizoba: Your husband was.inflicting them on you? Just asking oo Sorry No vex 1 Like |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by Martin0(m): 6:51am On Dec 27, 2017 |
ChiefPiiko: See yawa ooo |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by bayocanny: 6:52am On Dec 27, 2017 |
lindytania:I got it on credit |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by Danladi7: 6:55am On Dec 27, 2017 |
janefrancisca:You are giving a 1 yr 2 mth instructions to clean is urine? bro,fear God with this your lie now. 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by tunary(m): 6:57am On Dec 27, 2017 |
mat21a:the lies are fun so just drop your own lie 1 Like |
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