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[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=815289.msg9720922#msg9720922 date=1323345627]but why do homebased Nigerian guys always have dark lips?  they use dark feminine lipstick?  [/quote]NO. Na 'healthy vegetable' dey cos am.

Don mind ala dem single black naija gals wey ah fe go to England. Dem ah stubborn to da bone, real talk!

Bush Nyash, wetin u want make we do for u now?

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^ I be damn if I tel u that am not.

No, I dont.

Igwe419:
Once you become broke after being rich, a Nigerian woman will leave you indefinitely but Nigerian men have to pay for their woman when they are sick, when they can't pay a thing, when they are in  need, tough life   

I had a female that I only had 1 night  stands with phoning me asking me to bail them out of family problems, like WTF, [color=Black]if I was broke she wouldn't drop her drawers for me in the first place[/color]

Lol. . .  Funny but true!

Topic - If u cant introduce me to your friends cos am broke, then dont expect me to take u home and introduce u to my mom when am rich!

^ What is YOUR definition of 'real man' if I may ask?

REALITY101:
I don't understand poo from this bleeping post. You wanna wanna wanna. Keep wanna-ing while homeboys are bn laid. Puzssy starved puto

Lol

Ijogz K:
So we shuld take it to d next level [/color][color=#770077]

What's the hinderance then?

Alright then, cool!

Oh, the okada stuff?. . . It's a bike. We call it okada here in naija (local language).

Nairalanding while on okada. Went thru the embolded below:

REALITY101:
No I don't play golf. . If basketball, you are welcome anytime. - promise you slamky dunks over your coconut head

REALITY101:
slowpoke go play basket ball with your brother. . I only play basketball. . One word

Falls down from okada, rollin on the floor and still laffin HARD mehn!

Look REALITY, let me tel u something. . . No matter how much GOOD u think u doing, there'r people that would still be against it. I for one, know u do bash on soo many girls on here (of which they themselves know of this). Now, maybe u felt like u ain't doing right, and u decided to come up with this thread for an APOLOGY to them, but there'r some that would still see the (maybe a SINCERE apology) as a funny ish (unless u telin me that u'r not being sincere with the apology). Guy, I must tel u this. . .AIR OUT YOUR OPINION on how you feel about anybody on here, and CARELESS what they think! Believe u me, the highest thing I do here is to stop replying any poster that I find his or her comments annoying; And I DONT GIVE A RAT AS[b]S[/b] WHAT THEY THINK of mine! Just like mr cork. A newbie on here would think he's nuts (by his comments), but as time goes on, they'll finally know thaz just how he does his thing on here, and that made him unique in his game, if u ask me. Year to year, he is on his SAME uniqueness, and I strongly believe he is one of the peeps that made the romance sec lively today.

Not sayin u should continue being harsh on the girls but, something about u would deff tel your kind of person, and wether good or bad, u'll stil see som1 that cherishes u for that. I like most members here do to one thing or the other about them. Like for example: I like MJB for his honesty. I like mr cork for his corckiness ( bone head lol). I like 190 for whatever reason. I like inked nerd (one of ma best female poster, I must admit). I like it when u go counter attack (like the funny ish u said, above). Makes me laff hard, mehn. Lol

To crown it all, the final phrase of Rokiatu's comment is a good one, if u ask me.

O boy, carry your cross abeg!

U told your pastor's wife that she's hot, and she prayed for u. So. . .?

kelz88:
This is why relationships should be equal. Head of the house my foot. I'm my own boss.

Una don start again o! Una don dey fyn equality, and wen d tym com now, una go dey fyn ways to bail out.

Anyway, forget all your equality gibberish for here, na your type dey end up marryin Mike Adenuga, and we all know the reason. Abi na lie ni?

dabrake:
I wanna understand. I refused sleeping with a married woman and my friends were like "guy, yot goofed!". I countered back : "so i suppose just tear the gul arse like that?". They replied : "dey there dey dull yourself. You see free pu[b]s[/b]sy, u dey there dey jonse. If to say na me, i for don enta d place since " . . . I wanna understand why our society has never referred 2 guys as wh.o.res. If a guy sleeps with 50 different guls, he is seen as a big boy. If a gul tries same, she is a cheat s.l.u.t.
I wanna understand why men are defined by their jobs. If a woman loses her job, you will still feel her impact in the family. If a man loses his, e don end be dat. At times, na only the woman go dey work, dey take care of the children, cook, wash plates, do laundry, pick the children from school, . . . while the man will be wasting away. Ask him why he is not helping, his reply will be related to something like "that's a woman's job . . .". Don't you guys believe we are not getting it right IMHO? Please, this is not another male bashing thread. Just out of curiosity.

Madman make sense pass u sef, ode!

Lazy bum. Common, stand up from dat cyber cafe sharp sharp, go fyn job and quit dis dirty excuses of yours, Adamu!

^ If that makes u [b]s[/b]quirt, then good.

bekay911:
Rembba wen u point a finger four fingers r pointin back @ ya
it seems your not proud of your mum n sistas am so sorry if dey look lyk sshhit but look unto d brighter side of lyf. If your dad cud get down wit er trust me ders hope for your sisis.

Bekay, I dont have to mention my mom and sis in particular, so let's leave them outta this. My previous post, when I said "naija girls", I never said 'my mom and sis excluded', so I dunno the eff u on about. Let's leave the name callin, and face the topic, thanx!

^ Yet to see a NIGERIAN girl that would make me TRIP for her, not to talk of goin Gaga. Just like they say: The beautiful ones are NOT yet born!

Just like they say: MONEY makes naija girls the world go round.

slimyem:
voting the afore-mentioned oga/madam.

U want me to reveal the name of the poster right?. . . Na lie o! That poster is crackhead. Always full fool of him/herself. Try figure out yourself.

Orikinla:
The purpose of bringing up this topic is to focus on taking care of the feet,

Alright, good!

Orikinla:
because majority of Nigerian girls go about with dirty feet.

True telling!

Orikinla:
The soles of the feet of a woman is enough to tell you her character.

Exactly!

Orikinla:
They think pedicure is just to cut their toenails or paint them and they neglect the rest of their feet.

It's a pity, my broda.

Orikinla:
How many of them have pumice stone in the bathroom?

I doubt if most of them knows what that is.

What favour, exactly?

^ Quit hating, abeg!

Isaacam:
Whatever,but I believe what I wrote is genuine

And I never said it wasnt geniune.

slimyem:
Ranosky-marketing manager
ijogz k-driver.

Slimyem - Sales manageress.