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Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrsChima1(f): 2:28pm On Dec 02, 2011
Mr. Cork came out the closet! Finally! lipsrsealed

Here is a sack of kleenex (to wipe the shit off your kini). wink
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Flashaldrin(m): 2:39pm On Dec 02, 2011
the only thing i know is that they walk like women embarassed embarassed

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Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrsChima1(f): 2:43pm On Dec 02, 2011
Flashaldrin:

the only thing i know is that they walk like women embarassed embarassed

You admire that huh? lipsrsealed
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Boxer007(m): 4:35pm On Dec 02, 2011
I guess thats why my neighbour cant stop cooking grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17: 3:17pm On Dec 07, 2011
hmm. Obama once said he loves coookin! angry
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Nobody: 5:13am On Dec 08, 2011
Mr, Cork:

****sees a Nigerian guy just walks by in tight trousers angry ****
And the guy get very dark lips grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by saintneo(m): 6:27am On Dec 08, 2011
cork!

love cooking? can this be defined abeg!
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Phadalod(m): 9:09am On Dec 08, 2011
@OP, everything here described me but i never love man, say something else.

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Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17: 1:00pm On Dec 08, 2011
but why do homebased Nigerian guys always have dark lips?  they use dark feminine lipstick?  angry
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Boxer007(m): 3:26pm On Dec 15, 2011
I give up grin
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Ranoscky(m): 2:26am On Dec 16, 2011
Mr, Cork:

but why do homebased Nigerian guys always have dark lips?  they use dark feminine lipstick?  angry
NO. Na 'healthy vegetable' dey cos am.
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Kslib(m): 8:50am On Dec 16, 2011
Mr, Cork:

but why do homebased Nigerian guys always have dark lips? they use dark feminine lipstick? angry
You just wasted a good topic.
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Chimezie198(m): 10:29am On Dec 16, 2011
They usually bear d name sex and s.killz.
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrResource(m): 1:48pm On Dec 16, 2011
Kslib:

You just wasted a good topic.
definitely cheesy
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17: 2:01pm On Dec 16, 2011
Kslib:

You just wasted a good topic.

really? so its normal for guys to walk around with painted black lips? undecided
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Nobody: 11:01pm On Dec 16, 2011
Me think MR COCK is the Homo, so any guy u see with all these attributes is g.a.y??, i think u f*ck animals,
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17: 11:04pm On Dec 16, 2011
great1:

Me think MR rooster is the Homo, so any guy u see with all these attributes is g.a.y??,  i think u bleep animals,

thanks for you valuable opinion. you can now go back to bed! wink
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17: 5:37pm On Dec 19, 2011
Ok. so why is this guy sayin: Hiya, to me instead of sayin: Hello? angry
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork18: 5:26pm On Dec 25, 2011
****sees Nigerian guy shaking his bottom aggresivley at a house party angry ***
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Nobody: 6:04pm On Dec 25, 2011
190_@:

U be squirrel ni? angry

squirrel ko, squirrel ni. . d person wey say here funi pass jokes section no lie @ all
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Repubocrat(m): 6:05pm On Dec 25, 2011
1. I'm pretty sure I'm slim because I play a lot of futbol.

2. I'm not really into quintessential fat women, but then again, this is somewhat relative. The kind of women I'm sexually attracted to would be considered fat by some.

3. As for clothing, I downsize my denim every other season. I won't be surprised if I start wearing spandex sometime in the near future.

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Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Funkymallam(m): 8:08pm On Dec 25, 2011
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6. They mousewalk. :/
7. They wear tight tops and open their chest.
8. They wear pointed shoes. shocked
9. They always look @ guy's butt. ::/ :/
10. They carry weired hair styles. :/

Hope these helps too undecided undecided angry[b][/b]
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by lailaiwala: 3:47am On Dec 26, 2011
Mr, Cork:

but why do homebased Nigerian guys always have dark lips?  they use dark feminine lipstick?  angry

usually from long-term smoking, like obama's dark lips.

or in rare cases they bleach their face making the lips appear darker.

very good observations OP. can i know you better? i find you exhilarating. truthfully i'm intrigued by you. cool

BABE please don't be jealous. its for my doctoral thesis. grin
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Nobody: 4:16am On Dec 26, 2011
Correkshun! There,s six raisons!! angry

6. dey koll themselve,s misster c0ck and allow other men to call them that two!! angry angry
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17: 8:50pm On Feb 22, 2012
***Guy walks pass wearing Briads & ear ring angry ***
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Nobody: 5:35pm On Mar 17, 2012
Man I hate stereotypes! Oh and TB Joshua prophecied that Mr. Cork will come out sometime. Here's the link: http://www.kingdom_of_god_chapel.biz/prophecies/coming_out/2011/2012/MrCork
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Nobody: 8:46pm On Mar 28, 2012
@op they don't only wear tight trousers,they wear high heels and do crazy hair e.g=DENRELE.just saying.
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Nobody: 2:46pm On Mar 29, 2012
Your mates in Stanford are detecting quarks and proving the GUT, and what are you doing? Detecting man-lovers! Shame on you!
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17: 7:10pm On Jun 25, 2012
SimonAndal: Your mates in Stanford are detecting quarks and proving the GUT, and what are you doing? Detecting man-lovers! Shame on you!


bro i swaaar I have nothing against you... I listen to Elton Johnundecided
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Nobody: 7:33pm On Jun 25, 2012
Mr..Cork:
5 ways to identify Man Lovers (man love man)

They are slim undecided
They hate football angry
They dont date fat females angry
They always neat & they are too caring angry
They love cooking & they wear tight trouser angry

Hope this helps. Cheers!! angry
All is a lai
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by luckgames(m): 7:34pm On Jun 25, 2012
Mr..Cork:
5 ways to identify  Man Lovers (man love man)

They are slim    undecided
They hate football     angry
They dont date fat females   angry
They  always neat & they are too caring   angry
They love cooking  & they wear tight trouser  angry

Hope this helps.  Cheers!!  angry
Slim Fit shirt?
don't date fat females, You like fat females?
You love dirty and don't care about your girl friend
You are a man love
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17: 11:28pm On Jun 25, 2012
shivaclub: All is a lai

shivaclub <<<<<<<<< Suspect! lipsrsealed

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