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Been hearin that som1 is a dude, and I just confirmed it today. WTF!

WTF thread of the week.

lefulefu:
OP so because your boyfriend beg u for hundred naira to buy forty naira groundnut,with two cups of garri wey be forty naira and one five naira sugar and five naira pure water na im u no wan let us hear word again?
Ehn no be this same guy u talk so dey spend money on u wen he dey loaded? na wich one come be your own sef? .A guy dey broke and hunger dey yammatu im belly and im come beg u make u borrow just hundred naira to chop and because of dat u dey come here dey fall im hand .Ok the time wen the bobo dey give u money for house rent,brazilian wig the bobo complain? ok what of tht time wey im half im school fees and come buy blackberry touch for u the bobo come here come complain? .Na wah for u naija girls.So na sin to help una boyfriend or husband wen the guy dey financial difficulty .And yet when i say oyibo girls better pass una by far una go start to dey vex

I dey tel u! Yeye things.

OP, I have a question for u!

If your bf was D one doin D buyin and givin (without U mindin how he stuggles to get D money), would u have been here to bring up this topic?

NONENSICAL NONSENSE!!

Isaacam:
What's confusing in a self-explanatory text like this.What she meant is that although you're not the biological father of the unborn child,can you still be intimate with her?[/b]it's so simple.But in Yoruba land where I come from,it is a taboo to Be Intimate with a pregnant woman when you are not the owner of the pregnancy,if you try it you will be poorer than ''EKUTE CHURCH''(GOD FORBID THAT).ABO ORO LA N SO FUN OMOLUABI,TOBA DENU RE A DA ODIDI.

Wrong! What she meant was, if the op can father the unborn child of som1 else. Here goes the text quote again: "Can u water the flower that [b]SOMEONE ELSE PLANTED?" Meaning: Can u father the child of ANOTHER man? As simple as that!

But u guys are effin wicked o! I know som1 that has been xpectin his/her name to be mentioned, but u guys have REALLY effed his/her style up. Lol. Oga/madam, take heart o!

MR BROWN JAY all the way!

REALITY101:
Akin mehn that biach is a dude as in she-he got a pen1s she-he's suffering gender confusion anemia.

Lol

Akin1212:
don't tell me she.'s a dude. Or she's a he goat

Lol.

No be only empress, na express. Abeg make dem park well make we hear word jare.

Guy, just quit this Elephant [b]s[/b]hit and start[b]f[/b]uckin with CONDOM, simple!

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[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=818593.msg9703038#msg9703038 date=1323146328]I will smile and tell her a monkey has being nacking her all these days and what does that make her? Mrs Monkey?[/quote]Hahahaha. . . . Exactly!

Foolish people.

omobadan:
I think the modern generations are the one turning it into a big deal. There have been many successful relationships between Muslims & Christians. People nowadays tend to take religion too serious. If you really love someone, religion doesn't matter. If the husband is a Muslim, the wife can still continue with her Christianity. Both of them just need to respect each other. That's it. If you think religion is gonna be a big issue, then cut off the relationship before it gets serious!

+10

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U go blame NO ONE but YOURSELF later! _{[s]And am sure the grandpa on your profile pic is not u?![/s]}

Why give myself unnecessary headache? . . . Would "marrying many wives" land me to heaven? . . . NONSENSICAL NONSENSE!!

Afterall, wetin 1st wife get, naim the 99th wife go stil get. No difference.

It's like kettle calling pot black. What does she think makes her different from "ugly black african monkey" ? She must be the most beautiful APE, alive!

pleep:
^good point, but I don't say this because i dislike these people. But these disease are spreading rapidly and if they are not eliminated now they will infect even more people causing even more death and suffering.

AIDS - Ma guy, It's true that AIDS cannot be contacted thru sex only, but other sharp objects aswell. So therefore, lets try and see that we dont share such objects with any other people, for safety reasons.

STD - We all know that STD can only be contacted thru unprotected sex. So to avoid such, CONDOM should ALWAYS come to play. I guess that was the reason why it was invented. Or, better still, lets try and do away with multiple sex partners. [s]_{shebi na jus to knack akpako? 1 toto dey ok na?}[/s]

I value her much. But NOT as much as I value my mum and sis.

Have u eva thought to yourself that, what if God is to delete whoever sinned against Him, INSTANTLY, would U v been alive today to start dis topic?

sauer:
I totally disagree with Mr. Coogar's opinion. There is no reason you should stay when you have such enormous two-thoughts about this. Why should you even consider such limiting recommendation only because there is no promise the next guy you date will be better. I dare say, what if the next guy you date promises to be better?
I'd suggest you engage your thoughts here. Do you like him for him? Are you merely attracted to the supposedly fly nature of this young man? Of course, he's not going to change, thus are you rather young and are willing to explore? It's up to you, really. But if you considered it properly, since his partying and clubbing does not go down well with you and you are neither prepared to live with it, you would do better taking a walk from this "relationship".
You go out, don't you? Find a more appropriate guy within your circle. Stop entertaining the thought that you might never find someone else, if you leave this nightcrawler. 'Tis probably what's been holding you back. . . ,isn't it?  Come on! Aie confiance en toi-meme! gaddemit! 

True tellin, my broda. The REAL deal! Aint got shit else to say!

Wetin u dey xpect b4? Wen u don sign say na only spare parts dealers u go dey befriend. No go fyn work uz d salary dey solve your own probs.

Cant work for me, either!

REALITY101:
Morons Mrs. Chima is a dude

Lol