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franciskaine:
beta! If soldier marry soldier dem go born mumu !

Na oyo u dey ooo... Soldiers dey vex this days o. When soldier slap u, u go know say "police is ur friend"

Gesd:
copper wire

LOL... Dem go born allawee

Well... We Africans are too enemy conscious
But on a second thought, sometimes you just have to be ooo. Naija na jungle o.

If corper marry corper them go born........?

Don't jail them, hang them

... Na Keke napep u wan buy?

Na wa o

Ogbeni... E be like say dem Don cash you o... *yoruba tongue*

I celebrate success, mine or someone else's.

Lol! Might be just fake! But no go take ur life taste am... Toh

Location? And what are the problems?

Location?

Bad name.... It's well!
Ftc wow

Ability in disability, leave Buhari alone and hustle your way into wealth. Do you agree

SIMPLE WAYS TO SHOW COURTESY
1. Don't break up with someone over text messages.
2. In case you miss a call, drop a message as soon as possible if you're unable to call.
3. Pay back borrowed money as soon as possible no matter how little the amount is. Don't assume that they don't need it and never make them ask you for it.
4. Turn the volume down when you're
watching a video, playing music or playing a game on your phone in a public place or better yet, use headphones.
5. Don't press your phone or use headphones when someone is having a conversation with you. Unplug the headsets from your ears even if nothing is playing and give them your undivided attention.
6. When using someone else's phone or
computer, Don't go through their stuff without permission.
7. Always leave the last piece (of suya) for the person who bought it unless they insist they won't eat it.
8. Don't use speaker phone to have a two person conversation unless your hand are unable to hold the phone.
9. When someone else cooks for you, offer to help clean the kitchen.
10. If you stay the night at someone's
house, make the bed or fold the blankets when you leave.
11. Don't let your arguments escalate in public. Find someplace else to continue arguing where others won't feel uncomfortable or interested.
12. If you ask your friends for help with some house work, feed them as payment.
13. When someone buys you food or coffee, try to return the favour within a week (if you can).
14. When you borrow someone's car, fill up the tank as a way of saying 'thank you.'
15. Don’t pickup a call when u engage in conversation without taken permission.
16. Make sure you don't forget to return that book you borrowed.
17. When someone gives you a gift, no matter how small it is or the way it was presented, even if it wasn't up to your Expectation, Just say 'Thank You' {at least twice}.
18. When you have someone , older than you who are friendly and makes themselves free with you, Speak to them with respect.
19. Don't Feel too big to be corrected or reject good advice because you feel it's your life...Life is a ring...The next blow can come anytime. Help enlighten the world.
DO NOT STOP LEARNING....

biz9ja:
who reaction epp? We go buy am noni

Abi o. I just tire

Your case no be here ooo ! Try out something else

"He cried terribly when He lost the election, claiming He feels the pains of Nigerians, now He is in power and the country is now in deeper pains, QUESTION... WHY IS HE NOT CRYING NOW?

We know say you dey thief, you kon say u dey play wit d wallet wey no be ur own... Ya papa

What za hell! *in Buhari’s voice*

Now you understand why there are many mad people around... Although well dressed

Chesus, see as I waste my mb

She nor fine like d mama...

What of Ifeanyi Ubah

Sorry pls... Can someone tell me the price of dollar to naira now...?

Superstar at Guinea, lone Ranger in France... Too badt

Get me the Holy cane..... U go well nw nw

bonganee:
Mr. President 7 things you really need to do.

1. Bring back our girls as promised.

2. Make the naira equal to the dollars as promised.

3. Pay up the 10 months salary you are owing unemployed youths (5k per month as promised.) You are owing each unemployed youth 50k as it stands.

4. Feed hungry school children at least twice every school day as promised.

5. Diversify our economy as promised instead of seeking more oil field to explore (Agriculture ti take over, oil ko jawo mor)

6. Create just 500 jobs out of the 250,000 jobs you promised to be creating annually during your tenure.

7. Put on your military uniform and lead Nigerian troops on the war against Boko Haram as promised.

Sai baba, Dan Allah, biko nu, nitori Olorun resign if you cannot attend to these 7 things now.

#LetsBeFair PMB is trying is best galliphanting abt wit our airforce 1, but I think we are not growing any younger, we've been singing we r d leaders of tomorrow since childhood till now nothing.... #nomore_oldies

#LetsBeFair PMB is trying is best galliphanting abt wit our airforce 1, but I think we are not growing any younger, we've been singing we r d leaders of tomorrow since childhood till now nothing.... #nomore_oldies

This one na Denrele brother o....

Shattap that stuff u call a mouth... Open your eyes and see the hardship coming... The thunder of wahalla wey go fire una still dey do pressup

OneNigeria1960:
First son? I thought they said the one that died is the first son?

Naija journalist, one cannot tell which news is correct.

Thank God for your life man.

When naija journalists reports news, Satan be like.. "blood of Jesus"