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Nonsense

Like dis one shey

Am tired of shouting atiku pmb
Na to face my business now
Cus we nigerians never ready for the real change

Check my siggy

Ok
We ll get there

Oya check my siggy

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I jst downloaded an app
So I decided to try my
Skills on graphics

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Onyi22:
How can I get any male Celebrity because am tired of all these Broke ass niggas....

see olosho no go find work

[quote author= post=74462734]According to him, the hunger, poverty and under-development being faced in the country was because PDP diverted huge monies meant for the public into private use in its 16-year rule.

Only sane,honest and hardworking Nigerians know this.
God will punish them all.
They will never know peace all the rest of their lives wherever they are at the moment.[/quote]see dis one I no say u go de here, d new spoke man of BMC in nairaland. Was the same lootimi ameathief now among d 16 years miss rule, now he is a saint because he is dinning with the greater thieves

CilicMarin:
Where is Atiku? Is he under going Medical issues in Dubai?

zombie is dat all u ve to say

In as much I no Dino is irresponsible most times but the nigeria police has to respect him as a ranking senator who has immunity over him because of his position, jst imagine Dino is an apc member ll de do such to him?, the answer is no, now let talk about Gandollar issue wht has d police, efcc and icpc done?, the answer is still nothing. I like dis politics of bitterness apc and pmb re playing de shud pray pdp dont come back to power because de ll get double of wht de re doing.

[quote author= post=74456674]RIBADU: Another man we love as much as we love President Buhari!

One of the few good men we have around.
Wondering why all the good men and women can't just come TOGETHER to make Nigeria great again.

Well, we will do all we can to make that happen, as long as we live.
God bless Nigeria. [/quote]jst like akpabio, lootimi, thieftinubu, Gandollar bullion van and others

[quote author= post=74408307]Baba should stop being lenient and gentle with the evil people that are out to cause havoc in our nation.
They should all be fished out and sentenced accordingly.

Madam Oby, we pray all these will be a thing of the past soon, we all knew the genesis and foundation of this evil, we knew where it all started from.

May God punish all the enemies of Nigeria.[/quote]plz were did it start from

Welcome!!!

21 BUSINESSES YOU CAN START WITH 100K
1. Bedsheet/Beddings Production.
Pay a visit to Lagos Island, or Oshodi where they sell bulk materials, pick good designs and I tell you they guys who will sew it for you are just within the same Market. You can start will less than 100k and diligently grow your money.
2. Shirt Production:
A sweet side hustle. There are tailors in Lagos Island or better learn the skill it will save you all the heartbreaks imaginable. Taiwo Street in Lagos Island is where you should be. Materials ranging from 700 – 1k per yard, sew for 1500/2k, Sell for 5-7k.
3. Boxers:
Schedule a trip to Aba Market, The cost of production of boxers, you can get one for as low as N300, all you need is to package it in 3s, and market these babies properly beg your friend on twitter for RTs, we buy 3s pack boxers for 1500-2500 sell yours for 1200 gradually grow.
4. E-Payments and POS Business:
You can a get POS machine from your Bank, and activate online banking: If you live in a place where banks aren’t much you can handle e payments for people and make your small change. I paid someone N200 to withdraw 10k in Ikorodu. ATM queue was crazy.
5. Mobile and Electronic Accessories:
Mobile and electronic Accessories such Pouches, Chargers, USB cables, HDMI cables, earphones and more, can be sourced on Alibaba, Ali Express, Deal Extreme, etc. The more you buy the lower the price. And they are light so shipping won’t be a burden. Sell on here or Jumia and co.
6. Popcorn:
We all know this guy! We buy every time. Bags of corn – Mile 12 Branded Nylon Sugar, Salt & Butter. The beauty of this is when properly made, its aroma will attract its customers. Manual sealing machine -7/9k Popcorn Machine is 65k on Jumia Popcorn can be served anywhere. It costs less than N40 to make a pack of popcorn
7. Branding – Sales and Customizing
Sales and Customizing of Football Team Football team supporters always want to show how much they’re rooting for a team.
8. Snail Farming:
Snail farming in Nigeria is even more popular, due to its relatively cheap cost of startup and If you market your products well, your business will thrive. This is a business you can start from your backyard. Best in mind, snails take almost a year to mature so Patience is Key!
9. Fairly Used Goods
Fairly used goods such as Jeans, Tops, t-shirts, shoes etc. They could be sourced at Badagry, even Cotonou. 100k can’t get you a bale but you can select and mix them. Wash then and pack neatly. Marketing is all it takes, you’ll Sell and see your money multiply.
10. Cleaning Services:
Some people find it hard to clean their apartments cos they’re busy from Monday to Friday and Saturday they have engagement and on Sunday all they wanna do is rest. Your tools won’t cost you up to 30k and you can clean 6 apartments a weekend.
11. Home Cooking and Delivery:
You can cook a variety of meals well and apply customer service, People will pay good money for your services, You can run this from home.
12. Digital Marketing:
The success of any business is in its ability to effectively reach its teeming customers and this is achieved by effective marketing: Get a Used Laptop and Smartphone, temporarily your smartphone can double as your hotspot Persistence and Passion is Key.
13. Cakes and Confectionery:
This is one business that always comes to play, people celebrate, and bakers are always consulted. Get the required skill, a decent oven, passion and customer service! You’ll grow!
14. Aso-Oke Beading and Stoning:
Aso-Oke Beading and Stoning has become sometimes in vogue now, and this is another sweet business one can start with 100k. You just have to learn how to bead and unlock your creative mind.
15. Bead Making:
I’m not sure there’s really much to say here. All you need is training, passion, creativity, unique designs and styles, then adequate marketing. You absolutely don’t need 100k to start this.
16. Home Service Barber:
This is another profitable small-scale business. The beautiful thing about this is you bring your services to your clients for an extra token above regular. The starting capital to get the equipment and I’m sure you know we have rechargeable clippers.
17. Tutorial Classes:
No matter your age, this is another well-paying job, either as part-time or full-time. Many families are willing to spend what it takes for their children’s success and there’s one subject you’re well versed at. Just close the gap, meet their need for a fee.
18. Internet Services:
Forget the extensive coverage of internet and the fact that people can assess it on their phones, Do you know how much applicants pay just to have Jamb applications filled online? You need a good system, printer & ISP. People pay as much as 1k per application
19. Production Of Zobo, Smoothies, cocktail, small chops, cupcakes and chinchin!
You’d realize the importance of this combo cant be ruled out. You can render these services with 100k startup capital + proper marketing, branding and packaging.
20. Re-Invest Your seed Capital in an existing business.
Not everyone has the head for business but they can sniff opportunities. You can always sow your money as operating capital and draft an agreement on profit sharing. You can at least support your investment by bringing customers so the business can thrive. Market it on all your social media pages and who knows.
21. Recycling business
In this business you don't really need to own a recycling company, all u need is look for s space and gather up waste products from pet bottles, unused glass bottles, iron, aluminium, pure water sachet etc depending on the one you think ll be easier for you to source.
Sell to recycling companies and make cool cash with out stress monthly or weekly.
100k can do a lot!!!!
Here is the good news I ll be holding a whatsapp classes on weekly basis starting very soon on all of the business mentioned here.
So if u re interested in making it big this year, just keep glued to this group for more info on when our classes re going to start
Let me give you another Jara!
Production of Hand-Made cards: Do you know people pay good money for these thing made of paper and strawboard. This is one business you can start with less than 100k.
Imagine you want to give a dignitary something they won’t forget, you certainly can’t buy them clothes or shoes. Cos they have it all.
What about shampoo making, dettol, hair relaxer, bleach, toilet cleaner etc
Truth is there so much one can do with very little, it takes persistence, focus, interest and above all hard work. We can’t all be rich but we all shouldn’t be poor. Happy new year

Jonathan:
Peter obi is a fool

jst give a good reason

Don't insult me
I jst want to know ur reasons

Most of dis billionaire don't do any tin spectacular

It jst the two skills de use which is
80/20 rule (time management)

And

rule 72 (money management)

If u can work with dis rules
In d shortest time
U ll b a billionaire

Homeboiy:
Your a wicked person


Six years without taking her to the alter


Your plan now is to break up with her, that's why your bringing up this stories


God go punish u if u no marry that girl

u de cras for head

Do u know wht marriage is all about

Jst because of courtship for dating her for 6 years he owes her marriage abi,

If d girl truly cared about him
Don't u think she ll change some bad character she has?


Oga pray make u no marry d wrong person den u ll see how God him sef ll deny u since u saw d hand writing and choose to die

haryorbarmie83:
as your father sound.

still sound foolish go on

Happy new year

Skyfornia:
funny story but your English be like french. Abeg use pidgin take knack the tori next time.

wht with dis English of a tin, does it multiply ur bank account or make u get more sense cus iyam not understanded

haryorbarmie83:
to the person older than me in your family.

still u sound foolish

haryorbarmie83:
Why pdp no share same for the masses to get them back in power, instead they share billion of dollars to there own people, never we experience pdp era again in Nigeria .

for mind ur u don make sense now abi

Foolish fool

TroublemakerPro:
Don't worry
I used that Monica because I wanted to imitate Nwamaikpe but later realized that his IQ and madness is on another level

Nwamaikpe is d biggest trouble maker I ve ever meet on nairaland

Any ways
Wish u all d best

NoisyNaybour001:
baba stop deceiving urself u will surely fall back to it, u can't just do it on ur own.... only Jesus can help u

#peace

I hear u

Thx

NoisyNaybour001:
Jesus is d only answer... only him can help u stop it, if ur willing to come out of it... hit me in whatsapp zero seven zero eight six two three one one 33

Oga carry ur preaching go corner
I don de stop am
Wit consistency I ll finally stop
So don't preach to me

U too get ur own problem try solve am first ok thnk u

Alero3Arubi:
Hi, compliments of the season.
I'm looking for someone who can come help me clean up my office space for resumption next year 5th of January precisely.
Please anyone interested should send me a pm.
Please note location is at Rainbow FM Riverview estate, isheri-north, Fatgbems.
Thanks

I can do it
If only u gimme opportunity to prove my sef worthy of the job

My number 08065500452
Thnks

Masterbation
It killing me
I want to stop it totally
And I know I can

basilo101:
Edos are inferior with fake exaggerated history

Bros run de re coming for ur head

ubunja:
and what's stopping you from spending time with those mates looking for cures for diseases?
Why waste time with us?

epic

No mind d useless olosho

OneCorner:
Arrest her ASAP
She probably knows one or two things about her death.
She just added d emoji to her name sef

u b mad person I swear

ikezuora4689:
Me.......... thinking.............. still thinking........am sorry I eat every thing as long as it taste nice.....bt I hate pear

same here
I hate pear and banana

ct2:
Yes I can see his frustrations , seeing 2 face, olamide, davido and knows he started this game ,I know our brothers in the south east will like this

Watin de wori u
Apart from 2face so u mean davido and olamide na musician to emulate abi

U must be high on daura weed

My crush

Bob Dee hitting Buharist hard on twitter:
A friend just sent this to me...
BUHARIST
A buharist is a person with Automated Praising Configuration (APC). The APC comes with 4 additional coded programmes:
1. Every failure of Buhari is caused by 16 years of PDP.
2. Every criticism of Buhari is corruption fighting back.
3. Everybody in the world is a looter except Buhari and those like Babachir and Akpabio who have pledged loyalty to Buhari.
4. Every economic hardship, prevailing national poverty and unemployment is because Buhari has blocked people from stealing.
When you meet a person with this automated pattern, don't waste your time arguing. Remember nothing makes sense to a robot except pre-installed programmes