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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Shugavee(f): 8:25pm On Dec 27, 2018
ubunja:
too super. Nice to see you still have your porn name .
yeah right grin
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Nobody: 8:31pm On Dec 27, 2018
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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by rapid101(m): 8:32pm On Dec 27, 2018
ubunja:
and what's stopping you from spending time with those mates looking for cures for diseases?
Why waste time with us?
epic

No mind d useless olosho

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Nobody: 8:33pm On Dec 27, 2018
Shugavee:
yeah right grin
OK ooo
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by nelsonebby(m): 8:37pm On Dec 27, 2018
I don’t even masturbate. But, I do know guys & girls who do back then in school.

Sex with person is so much better than masturbating though. I respect other people decision if they choose to masturbate instead.
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Jagaban880: 8:42pm On Dec 27, 2018
nelsonebby:
I don’t even masturbate. But, I do know guys & girls who do back then in school.

Sex with person is so much better than masturbating though. I respect other people decision if they choose to masturbate instead.

Big name
..i twale baba
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by nelsonebby(m): 8:45pm On Dec 27, 2018
Jagaban880:


Big name
..i twale baba
Bruh. smiley
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Allaboutkatiee(f): 8:49pm On Dec 27, 2018
IFEOLUWAKRIZ:


Get the fuc..k Out of this noble thread then.We don't have any business with a 'serpented face like you'.
Nonsense. Who you dey form for wheras na girls like you dey cheap pass oloshos. Get lost woman already.
Imagine this useless human
Whats my business with you? Is it byforce to like masturbation??
Better carry your frustrated life from here
In your next life, I hope you grow the sense
Stoopid
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by ubunja(m): 9:02pm On Dec 27, 2018
I usually masturbate to LATINA PORNOS tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Allaboutkatiee(f): 9:07pm On Dec 27, 2018
ubunja:
uhm, this one lol
Smh angry
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Obainoneandonly(m): 9:10pm On Dec 27, 2018
I self-service thrice a week,especially anytime am finding it hard to sleep.after wanking myself off I would sleep like a baby....i recommend it for those battling with insomnia.. masturbation is d cure . .and did I say its twice sweeter than sex itself

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Kenekingisback: 9:24pm On Dec 27, 2018
But where is lalasticlala sef shocked
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Crossbow(m): 9:25pm On Dec 27, 2018
Allaboutkatiee:


Lol seems your brain is paining you
Am saying its this hot afternoon your asking such a question.
Hope you grab now? undecided

Holier than Elijah attitude is what I don't like about Nigerians!
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Crossbow(m): 9:32pm On Dec 27, 2018
Saffi:
Lesbian most times

grin grin grin

I like you already!

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Allaboutkatiee(f): 9:43pm On Dec 27, 2018
Crossbow:


Holier than Elijah attitude is what I don't like about Nigerians!

So it's now a crime to hate masturbation?
Issokay
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Next2Bezee(m): 9:53pm On Dec 27, 2018
Odirah:

I can do that well for u anytime swthrt, my moaning can u make u release everything inside u

It's people like you that won't allow females to post in NL in peace.

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by osasdivine00: 9:53pm On Dec 27, 2018
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At this moment you couldn't care less about my name...you really don’t bother about who the heck I am, What you are really intrested in now is what brought you here.

I know for long you have been wishing to being a free man.

Everyday you find yourself back on that thing, ( fuc*king yourself).

You always felt guilty, like " how do I stop this"
And you think you can
For some it's fun, ignorant to the real truth they are blind to about masturbation, but for some they are dieing to stop it.

Not long ago, you got on Google and searched " How do I stop masturbating forever ".

Yet, sometimes you mange to stop it you find yourself back on it.


I know this wasn't the life you wanted but somehow you have to face it.


I will make you just this one promise.

By the end of this whole guide, if you still find yourself having this problem, then may this whole thing or lies get back, hitted on me .

No lies-Count on my words

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by osasdivine00: 9:54pm On Dec 27, 2018
angry

Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Obainoneandonly(m): 9:55pm On Dec 27, 2018
Next2Bezee:


It's people like you that won't allow females to post in NL in peace.
d guy is A very useless somebody

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Mcdreamy15: 9:55pm On Dec 27, 2018
Allaboutkatiee:


So it's now a crime to hate masturbation?
Issokay
your matter sef i no. understand grin grin grin some dey vex for u say u claim u only masturbate on thursday.. d others dey vex say u say u no like masturbation
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by sacx: 10:04pm On Dec 27, 2018
Allaboutkatiee:
Op on a Thursday hot afternoon
Issokay undecided

What if you were in a public place, do you do it right there shocked
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by spiralwedge(m): 10:33pm On Dec 27, 2018
Daily to cure insomnia.
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by IFEOLUWAKRIZ: 11:25pm On Dec 27, 2018
Allaboutkatiee:

Imagine this useless human
Whats my business with you? Is it byforce to like masturbation??
Better carry your frustrated life from here
In your next life, I hope you grow the sense
Stoopid

Cheap ashawo looking for customers on Nairaland disguising as a holy person. I don't mastubate and that does not mean I will come to a thread I clearly see its caption right from outset and start criticizing. You old woman with rotten reproductive organ grow some sense before you die. Go dip your maggot infested vag**n in water and start heading to your ashawo joint to service your waiting customers.


Oponu.

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by pedrilo: 11:49pm On Dec 27, 2018
U can fcck plenty people at a time via d act.
Thats d dirty part.
Whorish sometin
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by ikpuchinonye(m): 12:05am On Dec 28, 2018
learnt masturbation from my roommate during my university days .i used to masturbate almost everyday then.I still masturbate uptill now especially when ever am bothered and needed to sleep off..But the truth is that actual sex is more enjoyable than wanking off..

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Nobody: 1:29am On Dec 28, 2018
mrakeeno:
please I'm just curious to know if it affects your size ie is it making you lean
not ar all
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by nedubest(m): 1:29am On Dec 28, 2018
i'm here to read comments
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Allaboutkatiee(f): 7:33am On Dec 28, 2018
IFEOLUWAKRIZ:


Cheap ashawo looking for customers on Nairaland disguising as a holy person. I don't mastubate and that does not mean I will come to a thread I clearly see its caption right from outset and start criticizing. You old woman with rotten reproductive organ grow some sense before you die. Go dip your maggot infested vag**n in water and start heading to your ashawo joint to service your waiting customers.


Oponu.


grin grin grin
But why are you so pained??
Is it byforce to like masturbation?
Ha
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by krak101(m): 8:25am On Dec 28, 2018
SweetBuns:
Jobless men. Your mates are looking for cures to diseases and you're here drawing masturbation graph for men and women.
calm down na shioor. Baba has a new product guess he's just doing market aurvey. That's all
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by KingLennon(m): 8:52am On Dec 28, 2018
SweetBuns:
Jobless men. Your mates are looking for cures to diseases and you're here drawing masturbation graph for men and women.
In Kizz Daniel's voice....Too much Holiness nah it dey kill man pikin o grin
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Rikidony(m): 4:42pm On Dec 28, 2018
I do sometimes twice in a week, sometimes goes a week without it, just stayed about 5 days without it, and yesterday was so hot I call 1 shordy to show, but she never came, got no other option than to relief my self. funny enough I kept record of everytime I masturbated this year, my calendar is full of marks, it really helps me to control it that way, and I try to go longer without it than the last times. trying to end this shit next year, finding a girl to fill the gap.

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