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Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 10:04pm On Mar 08, 2013
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Hey yo.. Why u like forminq ddope/when yo papa's mate z qettinq appointed as d next-pope/Okay, we know u text-ddope/but it's too borinq, xo i pull of ma shirt-cos i can't cope//Marqinalization, f**k it, i tot we were brodas/but now dey smile at my front, back dey tend 2 ponder/i'll be fast wit punches on dis faqqs 2 send-2-yonder//Hell on earth, cos wit me, u tend 2 feel hit(heat)/millions deqree celcius, america dare not produce hit-adaptable-kit/palatable-meat...i'on don't bite like crizzy, but ur bonez stuck underneath-my-Manageable-teeth/don't be surprised, cos wit diff punches from haterz in brawl, i've qotten lot of broken-teeth/wit mouth of fire, sleak, i'll suck ya khim 2 a smokinq-tit//sh?t mehn, witout remote, i've chanqed my endinq-qame/ gunman, xo like editorial test, i'll f**kinq erase ya name/Ojoawo, do u remember Zluk's Rise-2-fame/wat a shame, cos she ain't dope 4 rematch, xo, i quess, like her bbreast, her barz remains d same/Khim! Khim!! Khim!!!, i asked dat f**ktard sleak, wat's her fb name/he just played me around like i'm a f**kinq Seqa qame/GOD PASS UNA, cos even witout help from slicky b1tch, i still qot d tiqress tamed/"Hello", "Hi"..zzZZz.. Who pulled d fone Chord/cos i'm invincible, xo i dare not be called/u know Okobo nah, xo i say sleak should be culled {teacher no teach me nonsense}/cos he calls himself a rap-teacher, while i'm d teacher's qod {bow 4 me niqqa}// Happi international women's day, sleaky b1tch I hail/no be say u dope, but like dawq, head b4 d tail/u 1st me ccum here, althouqh dat one na tale/but atleast u've lived 2 tell dat u healthy and stale {unlike Mikus and Ibime}//
LiteratureRe: Love In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 9:03am On Mar 08, 2013
CaptCindie: Na wa to some pple sha..if you feel his story aint good enough,no one s askin you to read na*smh*..u try jor@OP
tanx, but pls bear wit me while i repair my spoilt fone.
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 8:10am On Mar 08, 2013
SUFFER HEAD? u must b jokinq.. Yea, u are rii? Suffer head ko, suffer yansh ni
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LiteratureRe: Love In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 7:20am On Mar 08, 2013
U nid 2 learn dat, we are all different, if it wasn't 4 my spoil fone, i would still stick 2 my 2updates... Anyway, i no send u 2 b ffinq my story nah.. U are always free 2 leave.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m):
ENTERS WITH MA WACKNESS PILL
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Enterrinq from behind, lyk Kim K receivinq d doqqie style/u won use style... Cos like chair man, i'll get 2 re-FURbish side/like LAGOS city, i'll apply attacks (ah tax) unlike d f**ked up P-SIDE/swimminq in a whirlwind while I make u drown in my spit of Pee Tide//
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<YO Mehn>
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where d mirror? Xo dat diss b1tches and niqqas fit see their spoilt-phase/broken bottle inserted in ur butt-face/I cut maize.... xo u'll hav cornbeef while i stack ya rut-chase/
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Munchie! Munchie!! Maestro too much EffIzZy, come continue jorh
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/i muster courage xo i'll have a short-craze/i fly hiqh...destination z obviously outta ya bot-space//
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Maestro! Maestro!! Clap Clap
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All hail d kinq of wackster, like i told sleak/atleast ah kinq as a title, sum peeps haven't earned-it/i bend hit...xo don't be surprised 2 see a bent-heat/ bunch of peRVs,xo i'll cut down slacks lyk I'm buildinq ah tent-diss/I blow teeth leavinq crumpled jaws like I'm a text when I sent-cheese {oya open ya teeth} / Anqry qod of Rap...xo don't be surprised when I vent-ppleeaaase// 50cent? I ain't Heed-reece(EDris) xo ur threat z just a bluff/i cause-a-puff, tauqht d art of maqical rap by Pela xo i source-ah-tough/I spray 9nines, xo u'll know I 8(hate) hoes while I force-2-cuff// I'on want ya likes, cos wit ya thumb-up i'll hav a reason 2 slash/i form-pop, cos as ya dad u'll be proned-2-lash//
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*IN THE LAND OF MYTH,D TIME OF MAGIC, D DESTINY OF A GREAT KINGDOM LIES ON D HAND OF A BOY, HIS NAME IS....*
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too much noise on d oncominq saviour, xo i shot dem up and keep-dem-mute/like a sniper, i peep-den-shoot/i sip-em-bb00bs... Wtf, when I creep-ya-cube/ambient mo'f**kers,xo when i spits at dem, dey bleep-wii-lube//MOO, yea, y'all sick, xo i'll treat y'all as ah sick-vet/i stick-bet...xo like Low-tow(lotto),f**k, where ya thick-health(ticket)/i click-girth, i'll be tyinq ya waste(waist) wit line, call dat a flip-belt// xo like a horse i'll ride y'all like a saddle/bootinq..like a computer, i'll press Escape key 4 u 2 flow out like cane-hoe wit a broken paddle/I'm qud 2 qo, xo like moulded Alfa-bet, i can surely stand U {where's dat sculptor? Ccum carve a letter U 4 me} /sum f**ktard faces palm,when my eye z makinq dem want 2 vamoose/B'amour.. Wtf, doesn't dat sounds like armour, i requlate ya heat(electricity), datz how i earned Mr Sir-fuse// Mushine boyz, y'all can't stand us, cos like a cripple wit no WC(wheel chair) u tend 2 crawl/we bend-2-draw/call dat drawinq blood style of yamakazi when I end-ya-ball//i no send-yo-gall.. Cos like an unseen apoloqy text, i'll press red 2 shed-ya-call/ periwinkles! Cos like octopus i've qot a firm grip of thinz/i balm-tip-diss faqqs, lyka ice-berg when i recite psalm-sippinq-hennessey/
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>*SINGING IN BIGIANO's voice 'hennessey yapa'*
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Modern bioloqy, i'll start by teachinq u da act of rap-reproduction/i tap-introduction, xo u don't nid no formal when i strap-ah-function//u don't nid keyz, cos like phone, u only nid a pass-2-enter/lyk BH i murder rappers en mass-2-centre//alohamora, one biq family tree, xo I brinq-about a chainsaw/sinq aloud 2 tell u dat i paint-blood/saint-qod... Anqry qod of rap, xo thunder strikes and work 4 me like a chained-dawq//homies..don't try 2 be funny/cos when u Hot, i'll jab punches 2 ya cr0tch xo dat durinq d nite, u'll feel da day z sunny//i attach punches 2 heir(hair) xo u'll have enouqh xpression {ask a stylist wat xpression z}/ a weave-on, xo i'll strike a wiq 2 qive Ex-press-shawn// some f**ked sleak dude, tends 2 form dope/when dey culd hav made a hit, like when dey spit like da prom pope/i storm troupe/xo when i soul-jar, ur spitts will b washed up like foam-from-soap// Even got mikus forminq a cheer-LEADer/when hz mate are up in d govt, doinq d heir-spender/i'm da last of rap-kind lyk avatar, but i ain't an air-bender/spitt bender... Cos my spit z my occupation like a mender/it's just like karate, diss time, MIC serves as d toolz of ah fencer..//
No More Ba2 4 Me, Diss Is More Like It
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 11:08am On Mar 07, 2013
mikuz: lol prince all these guys are my proteges but daphantom just stands out. At least sleak now has an improved eloquence. 5naira has a good rhyme structure all thanks to me!
cool
don't let that get into ya head, Mister
LiteratureRe: Love In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 11:07am On Mar 07, 2013
......Small Peter or Big headed Peter as he was fondly called back then when we were in school, he was the youngest, but had a stature that deceives people that he was older, he was a huge guy, with a physique of a strong sportsman, because of his huge frame, whenever there was a fight in school, be sure to see Peter among them, he could beat few people among us then, I was not among those few, because we had not fought with him but I doubt that I could match him in a fight, "strong Edo boy, Small P, Big-hee..a", "shh" he cut me short, with his thick voice he warned "no dey call me that again, Small P, I fit allow but Big-headed P, No",
"Yes boss" I replied giving a teasing salute, we locked palms to a secret handshake of ours, when we were in school, even though he was two years younger than I, if we were standing together, you would mistake me for his younger.
"Angel Swagger baba, longest time o" he hailed me with a name I was given back then in school, I was a gentle trouble maker *WINKS*
.....We chatted like long lost brothers, Mehn, we had stories to be told and heard, while we were at it, using the corner of my eyes, I saw Christie casting me at glance, our eyes locked for a few seconds and I saw something written all over her eyes
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 10:23am On Mar 07, 2013
PYGURU? Dat f**ktard, wtf, u could hav used Maestro, anyway, Ishi, take hand, *PUT SPIT ON PALM TO LUBRICATE SHAKING*
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 10:15am On Mar 07, 2013
Uniquexty: don't tell me you're one of the madrid players....
Mad what?, No, I rep INTERNAZIONALE MILAN
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 10:13am On Mar 07, 2013
Tsw
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 9:25am On Mar 07, 2013
I dey craze abi? 4 me 2 hav not bn here earlier, oya flow take Pen and Paper, Oya take keyboard, Oya take system, carry rat mouse.. Wait o, who carry my mat o? Na here i won sleep..
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 6:58pm On Mar 06, 2013
Larry-Sun:
Howdy, Rap? What've you been up to?
makinq my mama proud of me don't ask how, cos i won't tell..
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 6:33pm On Mar 06, 2013
Be nice, people
LiteratureRe: Love In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 12:22pm On Mar 06, 2013
......As I heard oncoming footsteps, probably of my male captor, perfect timing for my next move, I brought my hand up to Christie's palm, I wriggled it a little by holding her fingers, not wanting to injure her, I stepped forward and VVRRAAM, I turned and I was free, I still had an ulterior motive, so I pretended like I stepped on something and tripped, GGBAAM, I fell with a thud, pulling Christie with me, her huge bbreast resting on my chest, she must have been feeling something while touching my skin then, for while lying on me, her n1pple had been erect, poking hard at my chest like the end of a cane, We were in that position for like twenty seconds, but it felt like years, we were brought back to reality by a teasing cough, "UHM UHM, how you doing swagger?" a voice came from up, oh! I was still lying down with my back to the ground, Christie resting on my chest, while I placed my hand to her waist, pressing her abdomen to my groin, I looked up releasing my hold on Christie, letting her get quickly to her feet, I stood up also, I could see the structure of the building clearly now, I steered my eyes to Christie, who was dusting some part of her blue gown, her head was bowed, her dimple was red, she must have known that I had noticed her hard n1pple, my eyes quickly darted from her to the huge, lanky frame beside her, I scanned him from his toe to his head, his big head, I was quick to recognize the big-headed, small Peter.....
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Nigerian Comedian Elder O, Urinates In His Urinates In His Fuel Tank by Rapmaestro(m): 10:43am On Mar 06, 2013
Retardo
CelebritiesRe: Pregnant Kim Kardashian Shows Off Baby Bump In Style Alongside Her Boyfriend 'ka by Rapmaestro(m): 10:39am On Mar 06, 2013
She luks lyk ghost... Eeeuwh
CelebritiesRe: Pregnant Kim Kardashian Shows Off Baby Bump In Style Alongside Her Boyfriend 'ka by Rapmaestro(m): 10:38am On Mar 06, 2013
She luks lyk ghost
NYSCRe: Youth Corpers Asked To For Frog Jumb For Coming Late To NYSC Nasarawa Camp by Rapmaestro(m): 10:23am On Mar 06, 2013
Na wa o
LiteratureRe: Love In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 10:08am On Mar 06, 2013
......He/she must have signalled to Christie to take his/her place, for I felt movement of leg(s), shifting of position behind me then change of hands, my captor went to receive his call, HIS, cos I now knew that he was a male, from his deep, masculine voice. My mind now raced back to my new captive, it was obviously Christie, she was the other person there at that time, her hold on my eyes was weak, feeble unlike my former captor but her hold on me was more stronger than that of the former, her touch made me a weakling, her sensual touch stirred some feelings in me....
......I was able to say "who is this nah that is keeping me in suspence?", I tried cracking that voice, I racked but all to no avail, who could this be o? Then I decided to try another thing, this time with a motive for a pleasure, I wanted to feel more of her flesh on me, more of Christie's flesh on me. The move was to free me, and at the same time have a feel of her skin, propably her bbreast *WINKS*..
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 7:20am On Mar 06, 2013
Spit a|| u want but know i hold-hankie(handkerchief 2 wipe spit)/cos i throw fist fast 2 slow-d-fast-keyz/I lap-dis,cos wit a qun 2 ya brain, I banq ya hard disc/biatch...
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>cos u live in tower,doesn't make u a mad-ah-son(madison tower)/cos i reminisce ya life and make it lad-ah-pporn/i clad-ya-corn../i bust ya bubbles and stand-ya-fun/mon ami niqqa, cos wit Mac10, i'll be sure 2 strand-ya-ccunt//
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>lyk MERUWA, i'll be sure 2 fetch-u-death/i belch-ya-breath, cos wit rubber rope.. I stretch-ya-health//
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>wear ya astronomy outfit cos i'll be sure 2 send-2-hell/i fiend-d-bell, xo i'll rinq trendin-d-well//
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>i'll b fast 2 Transmit punches on yo/cos witout dat u'll neva hear d wailinqs of yah raid-yo//
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>cos like thunder, i'll b sure 2 strike-faqqs/even if u MAD-READ, i'll still have u like-baqs/there u'll pack ya beatinqs, and hav it like a spike-craqs//
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>cliff-hanqer cos i'll hav u climb-2-death/stiff-lamba.. Dere i'll pull out ya limbs-2-leq/a shrimp-dat-beqs....//
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> I tot Slimy b1tches are wat are slick/sleak /i bust a peak,xo i'll hav a three-crown and niqqa neva trust-a-freak/i Crush-ya-pr1ck..xo we'll see how u'll reproduce a sick lines, when i frost-it-thick/peck all u want now,cos soona or later, i'll hav 2 cut-ya-beak//
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Rapmaestro(m): 6:54am On Mar 06, 2013
Mon ami, cos u spit like-fool doesn't make u spitful/f**ker feel dike-cool and make dose b1tches a pitiful/siqht
LiteratureRe: Love In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 9:33am On Mar 05, 2013
I'm sowi peepz, my fone z faulty, and i've qone 2 repair it, i borrow a friends fone 2 post anythn u see frm me
LiteratureRe: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Rapmaestro(m): 7:58pm On Mar 04, 2013
Oya Film don end, children qo sleep, if u no won sleep, go die, atleast u'll rest in peace.. All na joke o
LiteratureRe: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Rapmaestro(m): 8:56am On Mar 04, 2013
flow1759: because u see big S for my chest. I be superman?
i wonder o
LiteratureRe: Love In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 7:48am On Mar 04, 2013
Emperortj93: Oh oh, d last update was damn to short... Bro try updatin regularly and longer update pls. Hope i'm nt askin 4 too much?
No u are not.. TANX
LiteratureRe: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Rapmaestro(m): 8:04pm On Mar 03, 2013
Chai chai Angom don kill me o, I hope say no be Angom wey sell d beans dem use do Akara and Moi Moi for me
LiteratureRe: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Rapmaestro(m): 4:13pm On Mar 03, 2013
Oya, who be victor? Where im dey? Why im give my goat belle? Oya bring am come out... Omo, i don dey xpect wetin go happen o, flow thumb up
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 12:06pm On Mar 03, 2013
Larry-Sun:
If Lucan's killed off, would the 300level student become the new hero?

And I think Lucan and Miss Dasuntu should roll in the hay for once...just to ease tension.
hmm, who is Miss Dasuntu? The model? Yea, Okay by me..
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 10:39am On Mar 03, 2013
Ibime: FFR is going through its leanest spell in history. Not one premium rhyme has been dropped here in the last 2 months.
And I say ffuckk u 4 sayinq that niqqa Awt
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 9:51pm On Mar 02, 2013
Larry-Sun:
Jamais vu is the substituted opposite of Deja vu.
wareva jorh
Ishilove: Tintinnabulation is a word invented by Edgar Allan Poe grin
ehn, so can i like form ishibulation?
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 9:35pm On Mar 02, 2013
Larry-Sun:
Forget about it...it's Jamais Vu!
wtf z dis one too... I'm an alien 2 all dis bleeped wordz
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 9:22pm On Mar 02, 2013
TITIN TITIN TITIN.. Wtf does dat mean?

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