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"Honey, don't you think we've met this boy somewhere", Mrs Samson had said to her husband, stopping beside me to look directly at my face, Mr Samson whirled round to an angle of 180, he looked at me, then past me to the church's door step, he saw the pastor's filing in, one after the other,
"F00ls that they are", he ignorantly said without removing his stare from them, he was suddenly aware of my presence again, he cast me a long look, his look was so hard that I thought my body will soon pe pierced by this look, but No, he was also trying to place my face,
"No, I don't think we've met this young man, darling" he said, still staring at me,
"Or have we met, young man?" he asked,
"I don't think so si..si...si..sir" I struggled to say, Christie's voice came through the question and answer,
"Dad, Mum, I'm sorry I didn't introduce my friend to you, his name is....", she was about to say my name when her mother interrupted her,
"Ehen! I've figured it out" she said, Ha! She don find out, I'm dead o, but wait, let's see what remembered, I thought,
"Figured what?" Christie and her dad chorused, Pete had walked forward carrying Dorcas with him out of earshot to listen to our conversation,
"Aren't you the boy that sold expired gala to us when we were travelling to Benin, on the express road?" she asked, she was sure that she was right, How I wished I was that boy, his own crime, was not as complicated as mine, My thought,
"Are you the boy?" Christie asked with bitterness written all over her,
"No", I said,
"PHEEW, thank God you are not the boy, cos after eating the Gala, I and Dorcas had stomach upset which eventually led us to hospital bed, we were diagnosed of food poisoning" she said and breathed a sigh of relief. And then it happened, I saw coldness on Mr Samson's former bright feature, now cold and red, "I think I know you boy, tell me the truth, were you among the boys that broke my windscreen on a friday evening?" he asked, Christie and her mum's eyes were fixed on me, waiting for answers, probably waiting for whistle to be blown for them to pounce on me
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......."Who are you? What do you want here?", he asked with a raised voice while moving towards me, Christie came between us when he was close, she explained that she invited me to that day's service.
"Dad, I invited him over to today's service, he's a very good friend of mine", she had said,
"Oh! Ok, I guess I'm just mad about the issue of Pastor Mattew, sorry young man" he apologized,
"No problem sir" I replied, by this time, the woman, Christie's mum was looking at me, trying to place my face, I noticed she was really trying hard to put my face from the way she was squinting her eyebrow, Mehn! If she figured it out, I'm toast, I thought to myself. Peter was playing with Dorcas,
"Ok, so how was the service?" the Man asked jolting me back from my silent prayer of "GOD DON'T LET HER RECOLLECT O",
"I...I..I couldn't make it sir, I couldn't get this location, but I guessed it was Fi..fi..fine sir, from the look of smiling faces" I stammered, Christie's nudged me on the shoulder and silently whispered to my ear, "why are you stammering now? Don't be afraid, he's a nice man ", Ha! This girl does not know what was making me jittery o, My thought.
"Fine indeed with that stup1dity the Head pastor is putting on" he said, he had not seen my face, so I guess he couldn't say anything yet, he talked about the corrupt practices of the pastor and his colleague that he noticed while we walk up to their parked car, their parked jeep, that same Prado, I didn't see it earlier, as we got near to the parked car, Christie was glistening with smile, Pete had carried Dorcas on his arm{made me think, with that his muscle, he could definately carry patience Jonathan}, Their mum walked behind us, she was obviously trying to crack that code, she knew me but from where?.. My mind was doing stunt more than Jet li, "God, don't let her get it o" I said silently, but Christie must have heard me muster, for she asked "What did you just say?", I was about to answer 'Nothing' when I heard their mum say, "Honey, don't you think we've met this boy somewhere?"
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.....Meanwhile, behind us, at the church door-step, where Christie's Dad left the Pastor and his loyalist, another scene was taking form that was going to change our lives.
....After watching us leave, seeing our a$ses sway left-right till we were far away from them, he snapped his finger in the air, probably at Christie's Dad {who I later got to know as Mr Samson}, he beckoned to his loyalist, and in they went, one after the other..
..."Brethrens, My Colleague, it is time we teach this Mr Samson a lesson", Pastor Matthew said and smacked the table real hard, that if it was made from ply-wood, it will be broken.
"Yes!!!, teach him a lesson", many of them shouted in unison.
"Do you remember brothers, that he was the one that rejected the offer of purchasing a bus for the church?",
"Yes, when he said we wanted to buy a fairly used bus and collect money for new one", One short man from behind replied sharply,
"He said the fairly used one's condition could cause accident of church member" A man sitting beside the short one added,
"Bu..bu..but he said, you guys should bring the money, that he had a friend who could import a brand new one in, you all refused" a thin, light skinned man retorted faintly,
"Shut up, Pastor Ade, how will we gain if we bought a new one? Ehn! Which side are you on? We or him?" Pastor Mattew thundered loudly at him,
"Sorry sir" pastor Ade apologized, he was the assistant to Pastor Matthew, he was fidgety, God-fearing but the leader holds the reign.
"What do you suggest we do my people?" Matthew asked no one in particular,
"Let's sack him from this church" one said,
"f00l, our actions will be questioned by his colleague" Pastor Mattew replied, and evil grin formed on his face,
"I know just what to do, come closer please, the wall has ears, we don't want somebody taking what I'm about to say to him". They all scrambled closer to Pastor Mattew and he whispered something to them,
"WWHHHAT, that's a sin, it's against the law of man and law of God" was what pastor Ade said, other pastor bursted to a racous laughter,
"Sin, but it will solve our problem, and our problem is Mr Samson", Pastor Mattew answered with a wicked grin, the others bursted to another round of laughter except Pastor Ade, who just made the crucifix sign on his body and silently asked for God's forgiveness on this people called man of God..
...*SHEEP IN WOLF'S CLOTHING*..

..GOD BLESS Y'ALL..

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.......I placed the face of that man and woman, they were obviously the lead in the ongoing arguement, the man got pissed and told his wife and colleague to leave the pastor.
"Bro David, Bro Daniel, lets leave Pastor Matthew, leave him, you know I'm a lawyer, I'll sue him on extortion of public funds if he doesn't back off that thought,
"are you threatening me? I'll do as I like" the pastor shouted back at the man,
"Do as you like nah, you'll see, we will all see how it will end"
"Public fund or God's money?" the pastor jokingly asked no one in particular,
"baby let's go" the man(Christie's dad) commanded his wife and started walking towards us, Christie and Peter walked up to him, I stood transfixed, I eventually walked behind them, hiding my face from him beside Christie's dark, long hair.
"welcome sir, how was the meeting dad?" Christie and Pete chorused in unison, he was very angry that he didn't even bother to reply them, he just walked past us followed closely by the woman and the small girl, the small girl whom I later learnt her name was Dorcas.
"Let's go home, joorh" the small girl said in her tiny voice,
"Shut up joorh, big head", Pete replied teasingly. Christie was unusually close to me, her shoulder rubbing the material covering my chest, I felt it, so did she too.
"Mummy mummy, brother Peter is calling me a big head, *SOBBIN*" the girl reported to her mum while tapping her hand.
"My pretty baby, the baby of the house, sorry ehn! Ndò, he was just playing with you" she comforted her "and you Peter, better stop calling her big head or else", she pretended to smack Peter on the cheek to comfort Dorcas, Peter faked crying, this made Dorcas happy but infuriated their father.
"You all better stop that your childish play" he turned and angrily said that, he noticed me and ask "Who are you?"..

Larry-Sun:
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Larry-Sun:
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