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*RUB EYES.. HANDS AKIMBO, IS APRIL 1ST NOT OVER*
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datz not Tonto nah.. OP, u high on cow dung?

No offence Ojo, i haven't done any b4 o but i just tot dat one doesn't have dat professional touch.. The rhymes was too simple dat a baby could do dat.. that was gud doh

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owkay.. I kinda lyk saw 'AMATEURSHIP' in d track.. But it was nice, "hey mama''

killsmith: i sure missed the hate......

f**k u.. Sleak, see dis guy wey talk say make u pop doc come run away.. Tsw

mikuz: This is an improvement!

Next

Ok na...

ILLScripts: I am starting to believe u are also hating bro...no Wonder u rushed to my battle with U3 And Wanted to Give him verd...but luckily for me,u were late!...mehn,..yall shouldnt vex if I finally decide not to battle mikuz again...I have a bad feeling abt this!...but Mikuz,do u really Want this battle?,

*in 'Milk us' voice: Don't ask.. In our blood lets bask*..

Scarpon: its more than this did u know 2face has a special room where he keeps all his awards the day I Mistley entered there back in 2011 o boy come see e pass 300 sef

NA WASH

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See now! All of una don vex/
wasn't dis thread created 4 all of una to come vex/
everyone 'forming king' like its ur company dat 'con chess'/
when y'all not 'milk', yet y'all 'con dense'/
well! Maybe its the 'peepz u've murdered' dat hurt ur conscience/
illscript!!! I see yo... See as e'rybody come dey use ur story to 'come conference'/
Nonsense/
y'all should give yaself brain like dat robot in I-robot/
peepz touch and ask.. U're on fire, 'why? So hot'/
so what?/
i was created from volcanic eruption, so i can melt u 'clayey' being like i'm potter dat mends a clay pot/
i 'stand-still' like 'Johnathan's ADC', yet u got a 'stray-shot'/
beta go do 'boy boy', cos datz wat u gud at, wash plate and 'spray-pot'/
sleak and khim/
no mind haterz, le 'em think what they seem/
but they can watch can't touch, like wanting to f**k a M0j0 act and have se.x on film/
OMG... Whu be 'Arsene Wenger' here, bringing d young wackos here as d best on team?/
when granpa Ibime and DBR neva retire/
dey can still wheel around 'punches' at tha ball.. And bring d goal we desire/
y'all claiming 'drugs', yet u can't even cure headache.. Aaarggh We tire!!!/
avoid sum peepz like 'exposed Nepa Wire' cos dey'll bite at u like dem be plier/crazy crizzy dude
yet... When DJ5NAIRA give em a 'busted' sign, dey'll claim d owner is a liar/
just know dat judgement is near... And ur destination will be fire/ hell fire!!!
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OYA... See peepz like 40thbarz don migrate come from 'FB'/
una want ur barz to sweet us? U come dey 'Eff BEE'/
shey to give u honey/
una neva knw d big deal.. Unless u go borrow money/
we all amazing and stunning/
cos, i've visited 'various foreign NeTcEEs site'... If dem see our verse, i'm sure dey'll be running/
who was dat person dat said.. ''Maestro, u are funny'' ...?/
if u laff, i'll break ya teeth.. Abi shey i be 'BOVI'?/
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OMG... I'll 'stiffen{stephen}' dis faggs like say I be 'Keshi'/
and leave em 'Or-Sirs-A{osaze}' outta dis, like dis tomato is stuffy/
wit punches 2 ur eyes, u'll see me in Khaki instead of Mufty/
someone needz to tutor sumone on biting, Oya Sleak, go bring buffy/ buffy tha vampire..
Crizzy don get PhD in bitin... Wit my handz, I Tuale../
roadside Mechanic like u, seeing goat and shouting 'BABA Buate'/
wit all ya biting, u still remain irrelevant in dis league like F.C Levante../

ILLScripts: B4 we battle...I demand to know d correct pronunciation of MIKUz...is it MEE COURSE or MY COURSE

lmfao.. Milk us

DBR: This is goin to be FUN!!!
Can i get a ring-side space for ma retirement rockin chair??
But put ibime in front of me to shade me from the blood splash!!!


oNe

don't worry granpa, ur grandson is here to wheel u around on ur wheelie... *WINKS*

princesa: crazy people who are imagining things

same 2 u too ...

ThePrekky: ℓ☺ℓ. Na jus some words frm ha lexure wey I fit capture I use do endrhymes. Ha far yu na? Saw ur spar wit mik. Dem go kill una b4 una leav d stage for d new generation?

aaaaaarrggh.. Pissed

crizzy: *confused*. . .watz dis??. . .hope yo' not doin ur common entrance dis year sha?

why do u ask? Have u also completed ur road-side mechanic lesson?

Olamideeeee badoooo.. I troway salute o

Foxy_Ultimate: Thanks Onlygal... I like your name wo... I go carry you dash my brother Rap Maestro...

i go happily accept... Lolz *WINKS AT OLYGAL and BACK 2 FOXY*

d stage is set.. DJ is ready..

[/b] oya see olamide.. Na im go last perform.. Make i quickly do my thingy... Where's dat DJ? [/b]

..... Diss at Disser ......
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its time to 'de-liver' punches on dis f**ktard like dairy to 'ah-door-step'/
i ain't 'johnny depp', but before local artiste like u toast, i'd hav drank while u'll 'pour-next'/
call me d 'core-best'/
i ain't 'vamp' like Crizzy dat see blood and shout for 'more-next'/
'stop-there', cos i'll give sickness and death 'all-in-one' to u like Alaba pirate, dat tends to 'form-best'/
prolly best at 'hickey', when u bite ur b1tch's tit before u turn to 'what's-next'/
i'll bring out d 'desired thingy' like Gold when i 'box-chest'/ yea dis fagg's 'bloodied-chest'/
engage myself at killin dis faggs call dat 'LYRICAL-ASSASSIN'/
standing on heaps of corpse and still wait to tow to morgue.. Call dat 'MYSTICAL-HUMAN BEING'/
When I claw at dis bullsh?ted f**ktard'z body, peepz be like Maestro is d definiton of 'BEASTICAL-INHUMANe-THING'/
when i slap d 'enter' key and deliver 'E-DEATH' to Crizzy, u'll surely Fear for his gate fee 2 hell as i give him his 'NOMINAL-SLIP'/
i don't need gunz to fight dis 'handiwork' dude when i can have his 'abdominal-bleeped/
i wear 'black ~on~ black' to Mourn d loss of one of Nairaland's best biter when i kick my phone to have u kickbutted like i'm 'paranormal-sicked'/
yea... Rap Soldier 'Shoot-at-sight'/
but u ain't anywhere me like boyscout's training where u gym by trying to pull 'wood-at-night'/
crizzy should be awarded wit d title of peepz datz 'good-at-bite'/
don't knw wether he's lazy to pen his line or d f00l-can't-write'/
cos i sh?t brightly doesn't make me d guy dat 'stool-at-light'/
school-of-might/ where real vetz murder for fun and soak demselves in hot magma yet u f00l ain't hot always 'cool-despite'/
yea.. Ur 'boo-despise'/
ur biting attitude.. Cos at bed u might murder her by sucking off her blood and still 'poo-her-pant'/
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all hail d king of biterz
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we all knw u won't stop biting even if we 'castrate-ur-teeth'/
don't hide ur job{biting} like 'Alameisegha', playing female wit Oranges to 'Impersonate-ur-tit'/
u should be 'passionate-for-cllitts'/
cos u might suck flows outta it to spit here like ur Biting as been 'rejuvenate-for-real'/
'regurgate-dah-meal'... Maybe it'll aide ur hunger for biting and sucking blood like 'vamp', Crizzy, peepz 'll beg, 'reformate-for-me' biko /