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RomanceRe: Can My Different Style Work On Her by Rapmaestro(op): 10:41pm On Apr 12, 2013
temhab: Thank God. But wait where u go nowhuh
i'm here gurl... I'll try to update dis and d oda thread too ....
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 10:37pm On Apr 12, 2013
sleakid: Truly they knw we Rep NL even duh most of us stil dominate fb groups
e.g
#ILLSCRIPT NOW IN FINALS AT RAP VILLA REVIVAL CHAMPIONSHIP ISH
#SLEAKID AND BARACK O'BARZ NOW THE OFFICIAL LIGHT WEIGHT CHAMPIONS OF IMORTALRAP GROUP TAG TEAM,
#MIKUZ KNOWN FOR DDOPENESS
#JUST TODAY ICEBERG AND I KICKD IT AT ILLSQUAD.. And dey feelin it

i need not say names here hav crossd borders.. i mean who havent heard of y'al reppin FFR?
just fah fun.. Dunno if peeps wil see sense in this..
Streets, ibime, mikuz, illscript, emaprince and the rest, iceberg, nosa and 5naira.. Infact y'all dopes present..
.
Wat y'all think if we av a battle wit any group at facebook? Kinda Nairaland vs any fb group.. Tiz plain and simple. If y'al see sense in diz, i believe mikuz can handle the rest..
Just saying
tanx
when d stage z set, i wanna be involved too.. PEACE
SportsRe: Nigerian MMA Fighter Dies After Fight in Michigan by Rapmaestro(m): 3:47pm On Apr 12, 2013
the jiggler: I run an MMA gym here in Lagos and train all kinds of fighters. If anyone is interested in learning how to train pls private message me.
fear begin dey catch me when i saw dis... Shey na true u talk? *PACK BAGS, AIN'T STAYING HERE AGAIN.. Never*
Science/TechnologyRe: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by Rapmaestro(m): 3:42pm On Apr 12, 2013
Mr. Grim Reaper:
Why should he be slapped?! Abi isnt he free to say what he likes again?.
f00l.. He's free to say whatever but if he said, "u peepz will die today IJN", won't u tell him to stfup?... Freedom of speech get limit. If u won try am, go North Shout,"I BE BOKO''.. Na ur roasted body as pix go make headline
Science/TechnologyRe: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by Rapmaestro(m): 3:36pm On Apr 12, 2013
SLIDE waxie: ur moms aint even closer to patient jonathan's shoe lace!

Bottom line?: English don't determine ur future!
You douchebag!
4 u I SMH... Even wit patience's poor english, true- she is the First lady.. But that poor english makes us disrespect her... "Its better to kill yourself than to commit suicide" Maybe, she be your mama..
Science/TechnologyRe: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by Rapmaestro(m): 2:28pm On Apr 12, 2013
guonno: JESUS and mohammad na mate? mohammad na prophet while jesus na GOD
Science/TechnologyRe: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by Rapmaestro(m): 2:25pm On Apr 12, 2013
guonno: JESUS and mohammad na mate? mohammad na prophet while jesus na GOD
someone please give dis f00l a dirty slap... A very dirty slap and Mod hide dat comment Mtcheew
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 10:46am On Apr 12, 2013
Satisfied wif nothing so i bring drum full-of-death/
i bring my drugs to ail the scum-who's-not-full-of-health/
MIC, my phone and middle finger... Tool-of-best/
ain't sleak-dah-principal, but i've got the school-4-best/
well i'on assume-ur-text is wack cos i know u prune-2-test/
hit haterz with a blue sedan, 2 have d blue-on-vest/
we true-to-dem/
cos with bible in left hand and rap book on the right we preach-2-dem/
i preach-d-gospel-of-rap/
so when u hear me shout 'hail mary', knw its the d rap u 'cart-or-lick{catholic} till u breach-d-pummel-of-tap/ i'll continue lerra
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Ikechukwu's Chiseled Body! by Rapmaestro(m): 10:20am On Apr 12, 2013
I laff sotey i siddon on my BB{na wash}, indomie 6 packs, big head and one poking Anaconda
Science/TechnologyRe: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by Rapmaestro(m): 10:06am On Apr 12, 2013
SLIDE waxie: It's easy to invent, i can do te same.

1. Jes collect all necessary charms and juju needed for future prediction. From a confirmed herbalist.

2. Buy a laptop case and package all those juju inside, well sealed.

3. Connect ur earpiece and ask anybody to touc while u conjure d spirits inaudibly! U go hear wetin they wan say abt dt person's future.

4. Relate it them an collect ur cool cash!

Contact me via 080355931 and i'll biuld on for u!
If ur call didn't go thru, u are a bad person!
mr man, pack well jorh.. U need dat machine to know how ur future is going to be, because your english na die.. SO SAYS RAP MAESTRO 2 U
PoliticsRe: Facts About Nigeria Leaders by Rapmaestro(m): 9:22am On Apr 12, 2013
When dey die and get buried nko... Dey cannot choose where to go again cos Hell fire is their abode{thats what i call home-sweet-home}
Science/TechnologyRe: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by Rapmaestro(m): 9:18am On Apr 12, 2013
berem: i am anxiously waiting for the chinko version.
COMING SOON.. Dat one go dey upgraded self, it will see past, future, present, past participle, heaven, hell, Garri and Garri.. Up Chinko
LiteratureRe: In Her Loving Memory by Rapmaestro(m): 9:03am On Apr 12, 2013
Good morning.. Hope u slept well?{even though the thought may/will still linger for a long time}... Get up bro, stand up and continue with your days activities, putting it in mind that her spirit is with u... I'm sure she would want you to move on.... Gud morning y'all.. Frank, we'll wait for your next write up.. *CRACK KNUCKLES*
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RomanceRe: Can My Different Style Work On Her by Rapmaestro(op): 11:53pm On Apr 11, 2013
SHORT UPDATE 4 UNA
...."wey Junior?", I heard the woman ask,
"Na him be that", One small boy, about the age of Junior pointed him out amidst the now full crowd.
...Na wa o, see embarrassment o, I thought.
"Junior, Oya wetin happen?", One elderly man that came in between the 'YOKOZUNA' and I asked,
"Eh sir, Aunty Biodun told me to give this brother that package{he pointed at the flask}, I now brought it, but before I brought it I had removed three yams and two spoons of fried egg. When I got back, I now started eating it and mummy now caught me and asked where I got the food from, I explained and she told me to lead the way to the glutton", the boy narrated. So this boy even took out of my food, chai! The food wey no belleful me before, My thought was focused on the stolen pieces of yam and egg. I was half-standing, half-kneeling, blood had dented my Yellow 'AMA KIP RAPPING' polo, from the pains I felt on my body, I knew I also had couples of fractures, that'd would be treated if only I knew and settled what was going on before it turns to 'BEAT TO DEATH', that one go pass 'SAMBA'.. The narration infuriated Junior's Mum cos she immediately started making her way viciously towards me. 'YEH PA' temi baami, I thought and scanned the surrounding for any get-away sign but non, came to view...
......"Mummy Junior, otito otito, lets hear what he has to say", one man among the crowd told the YOKOZUNA and tried holding her down, impossible ni o. She eventually calmed down and was attentive to what I had to say. With my swollen lips, I opened mouth to talk...
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 11:34pm On Apr 11, 2013
Cute bliss: ur hammer too small jor
*DRAWS PANT DOWN* oya check my own... *WICKED GRIN AT FLOW*
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 11:32pm On Apr 11, 2013
mikuz: I guess this is end for me and FFR.
. . . chucking up my deuces!!
lwkmd.. U joking, right? :- :- :- :-
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 11:31pm On Apr 11, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: Its hard uploading this days! What's wrong with nl sef?

Larry pls tell us wen you are done, I hate reading in between.

Hi Sigmund, saw sum1 with that ur name here on nl lol.

Hi ya'll
hi
LiteratureRe: In Her Loving Memory by Rapmaestro(m): 11:28pm On Apr 11, 2013
frank3.16:
you guys are the best... now i know i didnt make any mistake putting this up. your words are making me feel better despite the deep hurt somewhere.

thanks @all, i love you guys and i appreciate ur kind words. i just have the urge to make the whole world understand how i deeply feel about her, she was the best.

wow life can b so cruel, i thank God for you all, thanks.
*PATS HIM ON THE SHOULDER* what are friends for? WE MOURN WITH YOU BRO. no amount of words can bring her back here to us, to YOU, so I pray she be by HIS side.. May her soul rest in peace..
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words cannot express how pained I am at her death, Young and beautiful.. So sad.. Take heart..
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SportsRe: Nigerian MMA Fighter Dies After Fight in Michigan by Rapmaestro(m): 5:09pm On Apr 11, 2013
Okija_juju: Really!! Awww!!

So do you want a hug or what?! https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-taunt008.gif
not with dat ur JUJU-COATED body
SportsRe: Nigerian MMA Fighter Dies After Fight in Michigan by Rapmaestro(m): 4:55pm On Apr 11, 2013
Okija_juju: UFC fighters are filthy rich my dear.. Calling it worthless will just be downright wrong!

I would rather have a brother die in the ring, than have him run down by a drunken stranger.
for d 1st time.. I agree wit u....
SportsRe: Nigerian MMA Fighter Dies After Fight in Michigan by Rapmaestro(m): 4:49pm On Apr 11, 2013
Bruce lee was mentioned in the growth of MMA/UFC.. He was termed,' father of all fighting skills', he believed the secret of martial art is picking from all aspect of martial art.. All form of martial art was seen in Bruce Lee's training

LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 4:31pm On Apr 11, 2013
Larry Sun.... U blow my mind away.. Which bomb u dey use?... Lemme go back to digest it again
SportsRe: Nigerian MMA Fighter Dies After Fight in Michigan by Rapmaestro(m): 4:08pm On Apr 11, 2013
Y'all should kneel down for prayer... It seems y'all need deliverance here.. Especially Okija juju... AMEN
SportsRe: Nigerian MMA Fighter Dies After Fight in Michigan by Rapmaestro(m): 3:51pm On Apr 11, 2013
Soso990240: u dn enta tribe abi? E be like say God wan punish shaa
wetin u talk?

LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 3:47pm On Apr 11, 2013
princesa: *i just had to say this while
it is fresh...* cool
am currently reading the collaboration story and i must say it is
fascinating...except for some hitch...

chapter one......Larry killed itcheesy, i felt like i was watching a scene off
NYPD blue or will i say Agent Skulli and Mouda mystery solving series
*don't know if i got the spelling right, plus i can't remember the name
of the series*
chapter two...frank was wonderfulcheesy, it still felt like a Newyork crime
story......
and then i read chapter three... sad

chapter three...Red mosquito! where the heck did that guy pop out from,
from newyork down to Ajegunle narration...it read like one 'Mr.
Sala-Area one' comedy series, that guy just turned fine name Lucan to
Luke, then brought in one Ayomide like that huh
and i was enjoying the 'outta of naija setting'
it was a shocking hit!!!
Red mosquito! Red mosquito!!
you no try atall angry

*just ignore me and continue ur chitchat, cool i have bared my mind, now
going back to read chapter four, i hope it wont be another shocksad*

walks out#
pele, pele.. I see say d thing pain u gaan.. Oya take panadol
SportsRe: Nigerian MMA Fighter Dies After Fight in Michigan by Rapmaestro(m): 3:44pm On Apr 11, 2013
Okija_juju: MMA/UFC is the height of contact sports in the world..

That sport is not for kids.. Virtually no gloves or pads. STraight out full contact! That shiit is vicious.
In kick-boxing, you have gloves on and no contact allowed when once an opponent goes down. In MMA/UFC, it raw vcious fighting.

Just look at how a referee has to break up a fight!!

https://a1.espncdn.com/photo/2011/1223/mma_2011best_18.jpg
na okija dey ground so o, na me dey ontop dey give him punches... Na dem moderators be d ref
>RAP MAESTRO: make una leave me o.. Make i kill him even wit that his juju
>OKIJA_JUJU: mods, abeg help me beg him o..
SportsRe: Nigerian MMA Fighter Dies After Fight in Michigan by Rapmaestro(m): 3:40pm On Apr 11, 2013
Okija_juju: SHATTAP!! angry https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7s8dsgjGA1qf613r.gif
die guy die... I spit fire on u, die.. But b4 u die, take MMA e-kick from me

PoliticsRe: Where Do You Call Prison? by Rapmaestro(m): 3:21pm On Apr 11, 2013
Hmmm?
SportsRe: Nigerian MMA Fighter Dies After Fight in Michigan by Rapmaestro(m): 3:17pm On Apr 11, 2013
aminho: To serve nigeria with all my strength s help me God
i'm sure u meant 'to serve nigeria is not by force'
SportsRe: Nigerian MMA Fighter Dies After Fight in Michigan by Rapmaestro(m): 3:14pm On Apr 11, 2013
See me see wahala o, wit that muscle, i sure say I go beat anybody Odikwa R.I.P though
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wait o.. Shey na fight to death like mortal combat? Omo na wa o...
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abegi wetin be d meaning of dis 'ODIKWA' self?
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Gives N500,000 Each To 3 Students At The Pepsi Campus Challenge by Rapmaestro(m): 3:12pm On Apr 11, 2013
Okiki_Oluwa: So make I start to dey dance?
dance na witout music.. Shebi na to go borrow chain from iya sikira, tie you..

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