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PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Ambushes Returning WAEC Students And Slits Their Throats by Rapmaestro(m): 12:43pm On Apr 15, 2013
Painful
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 12:23pm On Apr 15, 2013
mikuz: lil poo i dropped on 2go music room.

I school you to stay on  'course'/cos/when i lecture i get more 'accredits' than a college/
Im 'enchanted' . . . All i do is WIN,Ibime knows im kinda analphabetic/be-CAUSE(curse) the boy can't spell L-O-S-E . . . Get it/
I ain't gat that knowledge/
Im slashing heads with my punches . . . I rap for leisure/
So when i fail to write my rhymes in numerals . . . I d1sf1gur3/
I ain't an Evangelist . . .  i don't outreach to the poor/
Im off the hinges like they damaged my front door/
I spit keyboard . . . Monitor me as i process facts!/
Like  Bolt . . . Best believe Mikuz run the tracks/
Ama crack ya CD . . . Till i break ya RECORD/
Slash ya balls and pour em on a chopping BOARD/
The raps i PRESENT gat toxins . . . That make you shiver/
And when i RENDER these lines . . . I DE-LIVER/
I flow like water escaping a dam(Adam) . . .  when i leave-a-pool(liverpool)!/
I ain't post nursery . . . Nigga Im high school!/

I aint man-lover but my 'tracks' are BENT . . . I put the RECORDS STRAIGHT/
The boy is HIGH . . . He gat ZODIAC lines!/though with no signs/yet i pronounce ya FATE!/
Im mad . . . Yo i 'scratched' my rolex just to 'pass' time!/

Mikuz is never BORING . . . See i can't MINE/
choi! Lwkmd jorh
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 11:03am On Apr 15, 2013
DIS NOSA WACK DEN AND HE'S STILL WACK, HOW COME HE'S RATED AHEAD SLEAK.. Ojoro cancel..
nosa gold: I'm always on TV prolly cuz I spit sharp/
Bitches need space when I flow that makes me a big star
Your IV got CEASED huh like the ROMAN NUMERALS
I guess you don't get the picture I got hidden cameras
Im never running out of time cuz ma wrist watch ain't lame/
Ma song is played on every station prolly cuz I got game/
I mount-in here and spit hot like larva/
Playing the game ain't my cup of tea without java/

One cool
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 10:51am On Apr 15, 2013
GLACIERZ!:
cheesy. . .Paradox neva ends. . .lwkmh
wia has dis free beenhuh maestro which archive u find am. . . .

good bashing, bad guys! lols,
leave u in piece wen i bring d fight

so many others. . . .

Mikuz frm d beginning na tyt guy sha, no loose ends. . . . grin
u won't blieve i searched Mikus's 120 pages, remaining like 198
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 10:49am On Apr 15, 2013
sleakid: Oh..
Sleakid is wack, he aint gat lines.. Rhymes like a kid..
He brings peeps to NL, host tournies so dey hype him..
He's an amateur.. Lolz some said he's a novice..
Who tha hell is sleak?
Oh gosh..
"
"
ANSWERS
-HE'S THA GUY THAT'S MADE YOU GUYS COVERED 3PAGES ON FFR WITHOUT ANY FLOW..
I'd like the sleak vs iceberg battle to cover 10pages..
Watitdo berg? Lolz we talk later..
Am off
hei hei D;
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 10:23am On Apr 15, 2013
mikuz: Friday night freestyle . . .
The paradox will never end . . .

I give the fans what they ask for/
Dude's back to bring ill verses to the fore/
I put guys off their strokes to slash foes/
Im hale and hearty . .but I spit the sickest flows/
You get hit with a club when I stick around/
Keep your heads up as I bring you the low down/
Im 'too' prolific to score a 'brace'/
I air my thoughts when I land in the place/
Im single but I double date/
I bend gay laws cos Im straight/
Look out for me . .cos Im in/
Im about to 'reign' . .call me the 'Son' of the king/
I lay low when I get high/
Make your exit . .or walk in a tight rope if you standby/
I put my dop3 verses on the loose cos Im tight/
I leave you in piece . .when I bring the fight/
I give you a good bashing for rolling with bad guys/
Im real with the paradox . .like clocks are wingless but time flies/
MMIIIIIKKKUUSSS.. Lwkmd
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 9:39am On Apr 15, 2013
SIDDOGG
siddoggg: QuiCK fReEZ@ saFaRi GurL!


LEGGO»»»


Diz funny-slut/b forming-boss/....bt ahl be quick 2 leave d 'pro cold' before d 'coffin'-comes!/

Yeah....am coming-for/ ya booty-LovePeddler!/....u doubt dat?bitch fuckin-dogs/ b d only tym u coming-first!//

Ah-heard u da-next in line 2 be-'head'!my slugz be lyk ya luv 4 fergie,itl get in2 ya-head!

U a-mere/nympho.....cz ah checked ya info!d only fing glaring iz how dogz left ya clit in limbo n dats-weird//

D ho-screamz/as ah give her close-hitz/ ....she chose-diz so ah hit 'S'-cape' lyk exiting home-screen /

U can pose-with those-pigz/n go all nosy abt my affairs bt ah hit ya face upwards lyk u gat nose-bleed //

Ah rather pop-pills-here than drop-diz-twerp!....cz u where all dickz go for expeditions!/

Ready-made-punz/....to bring her linez down like heavy-'wet'-clothez!/ advice?better plan an escape-mission! //

Evn ya-friends-hate/....da fact dat u 'pay per' loss!/....bt if i go 'cray on' u,ul b left in different-shadez!/


U be-slain-dead/cz one wave of my hand'l slap u outta ya propix!/...yea'am d pest 2ya frequent-raidz!//


My spit-iz-classic/so d bitch-be-asking/....y is sid-da-maverick?/ ....dat alone made her melt lyk heat-n-plasticz! /

She-went-braggin/abt her featz-in-ranting/.....but err one knwz u alwayz c defeat-in-clashez!//

Am a bad-ass-thug/....on a journey to safari!wen ah leave,yall will c her 'scenery' battered-up!/

Gather-up/ ya skinny ass,d size of ma granny's waist/....guess ah'd jst let her tie diz 'rapper'-up!//


#aM ouT!#
weyreh le leyi o.. U won kill safari girl for me ni? Lwkmd
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 9:32am On Apr 15, 2013
FIRST sh?t from Khim i can sight
khimwhyte: Stick ya emotions to my rap so u feel the point/
Nigga's rap poor.. Dey so "broke" like how siddogg left safari with that joint /
Aite.. Its ya biatch in tha block..
I go hard when am riding on dis nigga../
Dont get it twisted fool.. I mean u's under and am cruising my honda like some stinking rick diva
/
Bleep accounants.. I'l always work with the papers/
And this must be some new testament ish cos like Jesus. Am abt getting more haters /
Hey i see u grinding tight.. Ya best digit gatta be "four" cos "hairy" is what yhu are/
Punches leave this holmes confused. U be like mistaking dis ma for sir. /
Am new in the block.. Y'all old like granny's bed/
Y'all Bars-tard. no critics hommie but dope flows is wat u've read//
Khimkiller.
drugs... Wicked, choi {datz if it wasn't ghostwritten by 'u knw who' Lolz}
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 9:26am On Apr 15, 2013
First verse from Increda..
increda: DON'T FFUCK WITH ME..part1

Niqqaz aint sshit/ y'all some sorta bbitches//
Shootin rivers think you killin the flow.. Y'all Some bunch of snitches/
Aint took me long to know that
Never been a trouble maker till you niqqaz pushed me/
Then I call a couple of cops to slay "cats" coz I aint ppussy //
Never been the kinda niqqa that always start a fight/
But coz I listen to dumb raps and keep mute aint mean yo tight/
SStupid jack-a$$
Stop flooding the hood.. I aint no p0rno niq so am alergic to wack-a$$/
When it comes to cyphers.. Am violence..
My niqz know I gat a short temper/
So when this niqqaz vex, it gets shorter/
I pray that with flows I make it tru spirit/
But this niqqaz gat doubt if the world gon feel it/
Saving every penny just tryna look fresh/
I know you hate this.. Critics isn't really something you shuld stretch/

Life's hotter than an oven/
So I just wanna stay fly like witches.. / never get down in the coven..

KPOMIC FLOWS
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 9:25am On Apr 15, 2013
Double post
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 9:13am On Apr 15, 2013
sleakid: deji am lyk a broken condom, yhu cant Bleep with me,
Am always ahead of yhu, yhu follow me lyk am twitter. Niqqa yhu just my wannabe,
Yhu so dumb your rymes aint gat light, not even torch,
Am no blackberry but am bold, Dnt bleep with da baddest beefer, i got mo' features than blackberry touch,
Yhu so fake niqqa yhu like china phone with low life battery,
Even if yhu date lucipher, your flows stil wont be scary,

Theartist is dry, but diz dicksucking wrapper is drier than the sahara,
If yhu was a monkey, yhu stil not get enuf banana, Yhu dare not reply dis beef niqqa cos ima KNOCK-YA (nokia),
Got so much bar lyk i own a court. Niqqa try me and ima SUE YA (suya)
KNOCK-YA for nokia? Holy sh?t... like drake,"we started from the bottom, now we are here"....
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i won't be surprised if dis post is not hidden, if it was Mikus's verse, it'd be hidden
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 9:08am On Apr 15, 2013
Hmmm.. DJ5naira and I are keeping mute on dis.... I'm sure Dj will agree with me...
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Rapmaestro(op): 9:00am On Apr 15, 2013
mikuz: You're better than Sleak by a mile. You and am no be mate! grin
lwkmd... Easy on dat dude pls
Rap BattlesRe: Rap Cypher Challenge by Rapmaestro(m): 10:01pm On Apr 14, 2013
airmark: Peeps see me ROLLING DOLLARS, dudes asking if am FATAI/
Ma lyrics are breath-taking, made frauds like khim and sleak...die/
Rap maestro is cool, he will soon break rap battle barriers/
M0f0s said my lines are wacks, yet ma ish keep bursting their tyres/
yo... Coming in wit rap beauties 4 niccurhs 2 admire/
i rap while dey wrap demselves in b1tch attire/
tryna revive dis cypher like Gezuz's resurrection/
wit guns 2 awaken nigg.as like i be Hostel's reformation/
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Rapmaestro(op): 9:50pm On Apr 14, 2013
mikuz: Hello . . . ?
boss, i'm here
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 9:10pm On Apr 14, 2013
mikuz: Lol . . .
@ Anthony

You're very good. . .

cheesy cheesy
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grin grin
Lwkmd, yes.... he's very gud at... This brouhahaha is brouhahaha
IslamRe: Raising The Girl Child by Rapmaestro(m): 7:50pm On Apr 14, 2013
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EducationRe: See What Happens When Students Are Late To Church In Bowen University by Rapmaestro(m): 7:48pm On Apr 14, 2013
Lwkmd
CelebritiesRe: Lynxxx, Omawumi, Tiwa Savage, MI, Naeto C To Be Confirmed As New Glo Ambassordor by Rapmaestro(m): 7:45pm On Apr 14, 2013
Dem too plenty jorh
shey no be to use dem advertise ni? Well! Well!! Well!!! U fit enlist me too jawe
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 7:12pm On Apr 14, 2013
khimwhyte: hi maestro? How are your big teeths? Wax boy
i'm vewi gud... Wit my big teeth na.. Lol, how ur big t¡t? {no vex}, big teeth
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 6:52pm On Apr 14, 2013
khimwhyte: hehehehe increda ur just too funny. Lol TEETHS is the further plural of TOOTHS
lol
u go smile na.. I knw na.... Tsw
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m):
.....satisfactory rhymes, so i get contented with the 'death-that-i-give'/
to haterz before dey hang themselves cos of shame with the 'belt-that-they-thief'/
i'm 'stealth-with-tha-cliff/yea wit the cliff,
cos i can now pick and throw rocks like 'athlethes-with-tha-stick'/javelin right??
Make dem 'bang-their-head'/
like sound of bomb i throw at them/
when dey want to 'stand-up-there'/
call me whatever... Cos like leper wit no hands, i won't let them 'raise-their-flags'/
flags say dem dope, except if dem paint wit their blood that i shed from their 'face-or-back'/
flashback... Lemme quickly remind 'diss-fo0ls'/ dat what?
if dem bring beef to me d calabar, i go chop dem like dem be 'pit-bull'/
i ain't surprised, cos like python, u self dey 'spitt-too'/
yes, dem be 'slippery-f00l', cos except dey're not on wheel-chair will dey dribble 'we-too'/
yes, we've also gat the 'old-f00ls'/
dat instead of going to extinction, dem come renew like dat car 'b2{beetle-bayski and bamour, i dey hail ni o}/
who dem be?
Cos like dem put on invisible cloak, i 'can't see-dem'/
yes like John Cena's victory, I-can't-see-them /
dey'll only blow when u see khim's 'pant-wit-dem'/
well, make dem run their mouth like it has a roca on... Well, dem dutty so i 'can't-bleep-dem'.../
oh! Wey mikus, make he 'show-me-how-to-ban'/
cos dis peepz bring in unwanted drugs, but like i be NAFDAC, i go destroy dem, just 'throw-me-all-d-fan{supporter}'/
make dem b00 dis faggs and show dem their 'FLOWS-2-ME-STANK{4giv d past tense..stink}'/
yea.... Call me rainbow, cos i bring in 7-colours of death/
to diss Rap Children, like i'm teaching dem sickness wit eleven-power-of-health/
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wait o, i don remember
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am i dat wack? Sotey one guy ask shey make i 'ghost-write-4 u?' {s k, I see u}/
killsmith go only win, if like Crizzy, d f00l dey 'bite-for-goods'/
foodweb 4 vampires like Crizzy, abeg watz d 'site-for-foods'/
so dat D guy no go lack, like Children wey neva see 'lite-4-hood'/
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 6:06pm On Apr 14, 2013
mikuz: Him against me? He ONLY
DISSING ME so to boast he's
tough

^^ This is what Increda placed in bold and asked us to read. . .
WTF!!
What a punchline!! grin grin
walahi, i applauded dat Sleak's sh?t.. Iceberg too na die. Infact, increda neva reach him hal...
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 6:00pm On Apr 14, 2013
iykmora: well i think itz more lyk kpomo- or pomo-jaing...the act of chowing d pomo!! **applies Ben Johnson**
o.k
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 5:16pm On Apr 14, 2013
Dull, boring
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 2:07pm On Apr 14, 2013
Sowi, who is [b]increda?[b]
na question o
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 11:45pm On Apr 13, 2013
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CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Is A Husband Snatcher - Kemi Omololu Olunloyo by Rapmaestro(m): 11:34pm On Apr 12, 2013
Omobadan kinii so?
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 11:28pm On Apr 12, 2013
DJ5NAIRA, i feel u jawe.. Imagine dat biter dissing us.. I won't reply him now but i would.. Later
CelebritiesRe: [photo]nicki Minaj And Rapper Nas Caught Kissing by Rapmaestro(m): 10:57pm On Apr 12, 2013
Leaknigerianews: What am i seeing..!
GHOST, u 4get to add 'question mark, ?' to ur silly question
wetin be d name of dat video self?
PoliticsRe: Mark Zuckerberg To Visit Akwa-ibom by Rapmaestro(m): 10:53pm On Apr 12, 2013
Seun: LOL!
bros i join u Laff out loud o..... Kpom kpom, war am i saying serf?..
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 10:48pm On Apr 12, 2013
I sure hope nobody brings anoda wild fantasy of their's.. Like Lucan jumping from 3rd Mainland Bridge into the ocean and saved with a submarine or the use of SENSEI DOUBLE-END STAFF... Lets just be indigenious.. Koboko dey there, kondo olopa dey there, infact u fit add "Lucan dipped d Eba on his assailant's eye to leave him sightless" Lol
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Larry, can I join now? {probably d 2nd 2 d last to post MYND niyen}
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