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flow1759: if what i read in the frontpage is anything to go by, that means CHINUA ACHEBE is dead.

My role model is dead!

May the soul of the great Literature Gaint rest in peace.

igboh too much, u spell 'giant' 'gaint'

SHORT ONE FROM ME, MANAGE AM
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....."Oya sit down Iya Chinyere", I ordered, my hands akimbo while my raging hard-on through my boxer was pointing, she hadn't seen it yet,
"Why na? Wetin happen na? Why una dey fight na?" I asked when she sat down, she was still naked, her bbreast pointing directly at me, her hairy 'pu**y' visible under the penetrating light of the sun,
"See, see all your body nah," I said, poking part of her bbreast that was covered with bloodstain, my 'winkie' jumped again my mind telling me do it again, She was looking directly at my eyes, not aware of what stood guard between my legs, She started explaining what happened..
"Na when, I dey come from bathroom, wey I go baff, na im she come dey waka come, her.......", she was explaining until her eyes caught the bulge forming on my boxer, her mere staring, made my 'winkie' shout in language that only I can understand, "This is it",
"This is what?" I almost said, Iya Chinyere stared at it for a while making me think, doesn't that her short, fat-tommy husband have such a big thingy? I thought. The answer soon came, when she stuttered, "wh..wh..whaat is that?" she f00lishly asked, "na plantain I hid there na", I almost said that,
"Are you joking? You guys n.aked, what do you think will react? Abi you no know say na this my chairman come seperate you na?", I struggled to say pidgin, praying silently to myself that she agree what i'm about to do or say o...

Y'all shld 4giv and 4get

Foxy_Ultimate: You better satisfy your readers here o.. Ask other writers that degresses a litle bit to pull crowd

okay okay done

Foxy_Ultimate: No o... you better continue

but i thought u all know how d1ck enter t.oto na

hei hei hei.... Let's just skip dose part.. *TONGUE OUT*

valboy20: 9c writeup...oya cum n gist ux aw d show take apun

censored.. PARENTAL GUIDANCE[P.G] AND NOT FOR PERSON UNDER 18

.....On stepping outside to the backyard, the rising morning sun beamed its rays to the earth like that would be the last day, I squinted my eyes to the sight that beheld my eyes.
"Iya Chinyere, shebi I don tell you say I no be your mate.. I go teach you lesson", I looked again to confirm what lay at my front, two long padi, colleague in AMEBO business were fighting. Chai! Wonders, they say shall never end, Iya Chinyere was down on the ground while the much older Iya Gabu, who was also much heavier was on her, tearing and clawing at the same time punching, you need to be there, it was like two vicious beast fighting for food. Quickly, my mind darted from the fight to the two fighter's body, They were half n.aked, n.aked from the waist up{atleast, Iya Gabu who was visible to me was}, I took a look at the ground where they were using as wrestling ring, it was filled with pieces of cotton materials, My eyes ventured back to the two women, their bbreast was jingling up and down amidst the commotion, Iya Chinyere's bbreast, at her early 30's was plump, huge and intact while Iya Gabu was down, infact, no comment on that. That jingling part of the two women's bbreast must have caught the attention of pen*s, for I now had a semi hard-on, my winkie wanted to have a peek.. Chai, I must do something na to this people, make dem no kill themself, I thought. I thought of calling Egbon T-boy, who from his recently switched-on 'Gen' just arrived from his night-shifting job, he would be relaxing now and wouldn't even answer me,
"No lemme leave him out of this jorh", I looked again at the two women, Iya Chinyere was obviously no match for Iya Gabu.
....UP DOWN UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT, my eyes was following the directional movement of their bbreast, most especially Iya Chinyere's bbreast. I have to feel those two succulent bbreast of Iya Chinyere, those thing wey she dey cover, come dey do Iyanga, I thought. My semi hard-on led me towards, it was not so hard for them to have noticed, I tried to move Iya Gabu off Iya Chinyere, but it was like mission impossible.. Iya Gabu eventually paved way after beating her opponent to her satisfaction, After getting off her, I now noticed Iya Chinyere was totally n.aked, her pu**y smiling at me, by now, my 'p' was at its full hardness, raging hard-on. Due to the fight and anger, they both didn't notice,
"Ehen, so you no fit fight ehn?" Iya Gabu said, her hands akimbo,
"f00l, ode o$i, agbaaya, anu ofia" Iya Chinyere replied, cursing while sobbing,
"Ehen, me f00l, A.Y you hear her, I go teach you again", Iya Gabu said charging forward, I came between them and begged Iya Gabu to leave Iya Chinyere. She eventually succumbed and left to her room, probably preparing to go to her shop, for it was obvious that Iya Chinyere was no match for her, I watched Iya Gabu close her door behind her. Time to act, wicked grin forming on my lips, my pen*s must surely not be teased na, I thought,
"Oya sorry, Iya Chinyere, let's go to your room, leave her" I begged, we walked towards her room that was at the extreme end at the front of the house,
"Iya Gabu, don waylay for you there o, don't lets go there", I lied after getting to the front of my room, my papa's room, Knowing fully well that Iya Gabu had entered her room.
"Let her waylay me, lemme go and fight her", she retorted angrily, and violently edged her way towards the front door, she picked up the bucket that I ducked the other time, she wanted to use that as a weapon.
"No, don't go, enter here till she leave there", I countered, she struggled and struggled but she was no match for my hold, not with that her light body. She eventually accepted,
"No be say I fear her o, A.Y, na because of you o", she said, lying at the best lier, Lol.
"oya, sorry jawe, enter make you come tie wrapper cover yourself", I said. She edged her way in my room, dropping the bucket at the doorstep, I followed behind letting my raging hard-on lead the way, after getting in, I locked the door behind me and slapped the hook to its lock. TIME FOR SHOW

mistaswag: owkay we dey wait u!

sowi jawe, slept off