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Inosenduatall: The spellings in this thread tho...

@maestro, faithful fan waiting for more.

as 4 u, oya make we go back to ya tory, e don tey wey u update

mistaswag: smh for u! Word of advice: dnt try to pick up on me!.. cuz i aint'qun allow any sshit u spitinq to ruin ma bro thread.. so stay yah lane..biko!

@Maestro.. Ha we not to quote in here?

yea, quote, but not all

Foxy_Ultimate: You notice say na Easter day dem put me ba....

best of luck bro... Pray dem sh?ft am 4 u na.

Me likey, me xpecting

Emperortj93: for pete's sake, na who b dis retarded learner wey qoute d whole post just to write nonsense. Word of advice: grow up and leave d rest 4 ur oga at d top

Lolz, na my oga 4 rap be dat o...

mistaswag: wordplay huh?..
..Anyway, continue na ah dey feel u die 'Luverboy'!

why u quote evrytin na? Well me hail my biggie bros na

.....All eyes on me, except Dorcas, cos even Pete was looking at me through the head-mirror, Mr Samson quickly brought out his handkerchief to cover his nose, Mrs Samson was looking at me stone-coldly with eyes that read,"you again?", Christie looked at me and quickly looked away, I was embarrassed, But it was not me nah, I thought.. When I thought all hope was lost, that I would soon be thrown or pushed out of the moving car, Dorcas gave a loud giggle and quickly held her hand to her mouth to stop her laughter, Christie quickly looked back at Dorcas that was sitting on their mum's lap and asked,
"Is it you?" she asked her, Dorcas gave herself out with another thunderous laughter, "Yes it is me, it is not smelling jorh, abi mummy?" she childishly replied,
"So big head, it is you? Ehn big head o$hi" Pete said while concentrating on his driving,
"Mummy! Mummy!! See brother Peter is calling me big head", Dorcas told her mum,
"So, all those chin-chin, goodie-goodie, kuli-kuli that you were eating at the church was for you to harm us with that your toxic fart, ehn? Mum, when we get home, please give her that Àgbò-jèdi{liquid herbs} to clean her already dirt-filled stomach".
"What is 'tus-sick' mummy", Dorcas asked her mum, Her mum corrected her and explained the relationship between toxic and her fart. They all chatted except Mr Samson and I, even Mrs Samson joined her children in their chit-chat. The ride to Crescent bus-stop was taking too long, I kept myself engrossed with the scenery that was in that area, beautiful tall buildings, Mr Samson called my attention to the now visible Crescent junction, he decided to ask few questions about me, "Boy, what do you do now? Are you working, schooling or what?" he asked, amidst the chit-chat of his wife and children, "Nothing yet sir, Processing my admission is the best answer now to your question, sir" I replied, "Why is admission very hard now adays, even Pete and Christie are still seeking for admission too, I pray that you all see a better call from a better school", he prayed for us concerning admission and the conversation between us continued before he was interrupted by a phone call, he checked his phone and muttered silently something like, "Barrister, hmm, work tomorrow", he pressed the green button and spoke to his caller, it was something about a criminal, court, e.t.c. Pete used the opportunity to invite me to their Karate/Taekwando's classes,
"Guy, shebi you no dey do anything na?" he asked silently not wanting to disturb his father's call,
"Yes, nothing o, wetin happen? You won give me work?" I silently teased, he laughed while slowing the vehicle to the end of Crescent junction and replied me with an invitation to his Taekwando/Karate's class, "Guy, shey you go fit like to learn Karate? I want make we dey go there together nah as you and I never get admission" he said, "I'll think about it", I replied,
"Please, say yes nah, so that we will be going together", Christie interrupted, WE? I thought, so she also attend that class too ehn? Who am I to say no to a Beauty's invitation,
"Okay, Yes" I hastily said,
"Okay nice, give Christie your phone number, so that tomorrow we will call you when we are going there", Pete said, Mr Samson was on the verge of hanging up, he said his bye and returned the phone to his chest-pocket, Pete halted the car and said, "Here we are", "So, you've not improved your speed ehn? This junction would take me five minutes, it took yo twenty-two" Mr Samson said angrily to Pete, Before opening the door, I collected Pete and Christie's number, I was handed a #1000 thousand naira note by Mr Samson, I took a peek at Mrs Samson, I saw her and Dorcas sleeping with Mrs Samson's mouth wide opened. I didn't bother to look behind, I just opened the door, only to be met by an unforunate incident...

Nothing dem say go pull me down... One of d best writer for here self dey talk say I'm trying at what I do.. Tanx 2 y'all doh, update i thnk will be 2mao

Redmosquito: Holy Sheet! Huhun! Na so abi! Hmmmm!!

holy sh?t, where av u bn?

fiolaP: interesting hmm

thanks, but we{writers} have decided to go on a temprorary strike concerning some dude(s) that does plagiarism. So, for while the strike goes on, I might not type anything.. I don't want some crazy dude 2 go copying-pasting my work, taking credits as his.. TANX, PLS DO BARE WITH ME..

mistaswag: maestro ma adopted bro..(qud to knw ma bro was inluv.. lol).. Am still readinq yah luv story.. n i dey feel ham qan! I wish ave been followinq diz thread earliar.. wen am thru readinq all d post here, i'ma coment..

bros.. I hail jawe

fankasibe: Flow..... Thr ar some senseless adult here who will see nothing bad in cultism and kegaitism....warn them.

true talk

HBG, me likey ur statement...