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.....I followed closely behind Master Audu, the man was a man with a thin figure, grey, long beard sticking out of his jaw. After entering, he closed the door behind me. I look around at the empty room, a table at the corner and two laid exercise mat and some stands, with the rug we were standing on were what beautified and adorned the room.
..."Did you hear me ask about 'YOGA' from Chrisie?", Master Audu asked me, his questions filling the previously silent room, noises came faintly from the background. It was the practice going on in the other classes. I could hear 'KICK, SPIN KICK e.t.c'.
"Yes, I did hear you say something about that. What was it all about though?", I replied him,
"shut up, never question me unnecessarily. Now, do you know the meaning of Yoga?", he asked,
"Yea, I've heard about it, I think you just sit and close your eyes. Sort of a punishment", I replied jokingly,
"Okay, Now, lemme tell you that Yoga is an Hindu method of exercise and discipline, aimed at spiritual, mental and physical well being", Master Audu explained, making me nod and appreciate the intelligency of the man.
"Now, Christie is learning Yoga now, because she has improved in her physical fitness aspect", he said, "But, you, will have two things to start with", he continued,
"What", I asked in bewilderment,
"Everyday that you come in here, you'll do 20 press ups, 20 sit ups and 20 push ups, after which you'll have to learn...... YOGA", he said,
"Yo what", I asked angrily, "I thought that I was here to learn kung fu not...",
"You'll have to learn to obey, boy", Master Audu shouted and swiftly kick out a long cane from a rack with so much dexterity. "Now, get down and give me 20 press ups", he ordered. Omo, nobody told me to do it o, Kia Kia, I don get down, I no won chop cane. When last I chop cane? I no remember, I thought. But wait o, is this how I will be taught? I don die o.
"5, 6, 7.., 8........, 9", I silently counted,
"10....................., 11....................., 12", I murmured exhaustily, my strength failing me and I eventually collapsed on the floor, only to be raised back to life with a cane to my bbut.
"PWACK PWACK, stand up boy" he ordered, waving his cane vigorously, I was panting.
.....After struggling to do the press ups and sit ups, I was eventually pardoned by Master Audu, because there was no more energy left on me to do any f**king push up(s), Not in this life time, I thought..
This man won kill my enemy o, or so I thought

temhab: LWKMD C U so na dat small boy beat u faint? Come lemme teach u how to do it.

see as i dey fear u

Mc.BOMB:
While waitin 4 mr.flows update....make una check this his previous post...u go laff die....https://www.nairaland.com/1154551/ones-unborn-child-next-kin

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wtf, wu b dis

Blue diamond: Flow ,no worry.ur lies go soon get award,i hear say grammy want begin giv award 4 d best liar of d year.congrats coz u r nominated.

*in flow's voice* so i tot

HotNaijaBabe: Na madam at the top I be..I no fit siddon for house with the rest of ur concubines na..I have businesses to run..I have an orgainization to head. I come home from work very tired and I still make out time to make sweet e-love to my e-husband..flowey..

Josphine4good: thank God u know that

Flowey, one wife, one trouble... Come imaGINe you with plenty wife, plenty trouble be dat o. As a very good friend, I, Rap Maestro, promise to share your trouble{wifey}, only if you donate your trouble{wifey} to me *WINKS AT ALL FLOWS TROUBLE*

......"Swagger! Swagger!! Swagger!!! Wake up! Wake up", I heard Pete's voice from the darkness which I was in, Lo and behold, gradually there was light. Gradually my sight cleared and I could now make out the faces of some peeps that were in the room during the brawl, Pete's and Christie's faces closer, perhaps closest. Pete asked, "are you okay?", Shey I dey Okay like this ehn? Ode o$i, I almost blurted out
"Okay", I replied, others, on hearing me say Okay dispersed to their various exercise mat.
...."Christie, wats up?", I asked, feeling embarrassed, lying shamelessly on the floor. Christie's eyes was clearly stating pity,
"I'm good, A.Y, hope you are alright?", she asked pitifully. I made a move to stand up and Pete extended his hand to help me up which I graciously took,
"I'm okay", I repeated and stood firmly to face the public, they were all trying hard to keep themselves from laughing, Kola particularly was grinning wildly. I vowed to take my pound of flesh from him.
....."Lesson for you all, Don't eat solid food before coming here, probably take water and maybe bread, any light, healthy food sha", Master Audu's voice rang from one corner of the room, he sat on his own exercise mat, calmness all over him. See as the man dey calm, even though I almost died, I thought,
"Kola, its not as if you could beat this, this boy, he was just too full and f00l of himself, he underrated you", Master Audu spoke again. Christie held my hand unconsciously, I didn't mind a bit, infact, it made me feel relaxed. Her warm, slender, soft, light skinned hand on me, made me lose focus on what was been said by Master Audu. She was unconsciously rubbing her fingers on my back-hand. The feeling was 'wow', that's all.
.....Master Audu must have seen what was going on, cos he immediately sent Pete and Christie off,
"Pete, Christie, your friend is okay, so off you go back to your classes", Master Audu ordered them back, they inturned stared back at me and made their way back to their classes,
"Christie, how is your yoga practice going?", Master Audu asked, Christie when she was about to take a bend to the next room, 'Yo what', I thought I heard Yoghurt, chai, beating don make me dey hear nonsense o, my thought,
"Fine Sir, I've learnt how to be peaceful with ones self", She turned and replied, then disappeared through the door. I looked back at the 'kung fu' students, they were now practicising some stunts while Master Barked commands,
"KICK", they'd kick,
"DOUBLE KICK", they'd throw the right kick twice,
"SPIN KICK", they,d give a spin and release their kick in downward move,
"continue, while I start afresh with these fresher", Master Audu commanded while pointing at me as the fresher he referred to.
"Hey, you, follow me", he pointed at me and the walked towards another entrance I wasn't aware of, by the corner, near Master Audu's laid exercise mat, probably his private room, I thought

Damex333: Omolola this is not gud o. Oya please, i and we are waiting seriously o. We need it.

mehn! Bro, thumb up 2 u o. U are always where nice stories are..

Larry-Sun:
LOL! I'm sorry, bro. I had a bad day yesterday. About the clown issue, I take it back But for every Midsummer Night's Dream, there's always a Puck!

kai, laff don tear my boxer o, revealing my hmmm.. Ayaf dead

Just read Frosti's remaining part.... It is wow, datz all

Larry-Sun:
At who? Me? Not in a million year! I haven't even contributed

not you bro, Fox mehn, fox

A stylish way and excuse to pull out, shey? @you

HotNaijaBabe: I laugh..Unu never know say the real Madam at the top no deh make noise...Or so I tot.

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