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 Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 7:42pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
DJ5NAIRA... I hope wat dat ma niggurh said na joke.. Cos that's what it seems to me |
| Literature › Re: Love In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 7:39pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
When i get home from work, i promise 2 update |
| Literature › Re: Love In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 7:39pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
I swear to baba, twice, i don upload d next... But it doesn't seem to go |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 5:02pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
aieo: bro I aint. Quarel buh if U fink I don't av a life open a c/o nd get whooped simple!!its just so f**kin painful dat i don't c/o neither do i accept c/o again *SOBBING* but yet, diss me I diss u |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 5:00pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
lyricle_kidd:lmao... 9ce one... But do u knw whu i b? I be stone cold , i'll beat you and you'll end up stone-cold when u steal lines |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 4:40pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
Viewing this topic lyricle_kidd(m)guy, who u be na? |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 4:39pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
What's the chat thread for self? |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 4:17pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
aieo: I murder beats ƒøя money ritual! Buh if U wanna test me just to get a proove I guess I'll murder a humanget a life bro.... U can't do no sh?t.. Take it or leave it |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 2:44pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
lyricle_kidd: Maestro d leqendary wordplayer. . .2HANDS for 1PERSONkai, dis guy dey whine me ba? Wait first, do i knw u? |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 2:09pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
mikuz: Nosa what's your problem? You getting on my nerves! If none of you wants to go first then don't border to replying the thread again. Settle your beef with rhymes! I wont repeat this again!! mikuz: Don't mind them . . .Mr Man, u beta kul down, u know HBP is common o... My 1naira 2 u |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 2:08pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
aieo: Am awt there making money while U niggurs making noisewhere's d proof that u making money? |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 10:53am On Mar 21, 2013 |
ILLScripts: KASTIEL vz GEEKZEE!! Thread Needed o! *sigh* Bored!abi o |
| Literature › Re: Love In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 10:33am On Mar 21, 2013 |
....."Why na? We don dey expect you na, our champion" Sunny flattered me, Sunday A.k.A sunny, was one of my best pal in the street, not that I gained anything from him but vice-versa, he was to me, what I called 'PARASITE'. Always looking for me, he's always fond of betting on me whenever I was playing P.S 2, he was very confident of my winning, I was the best Playstation player{why won't I be? After Years of using my money for food, beaten till I eventually became a beater.. Call me 'panel beater', na you sabi}. I even overheard him one day telling one guy that,"A.Y, ha! Omo, if Jesus know how to play P.S 2, he go bow for A.Y o", we all laughed that day.. .....Now, he want me to come and 'butter his bread' with my 'magic finger', "Wetin be your own na? I talk say I go come by afternoon na..Mtcheew", I didn't even let him reply, I immediately cut him off the line. I thought about my life, my useless life. When my mates are in 'uni', I'm still at home, tears filled my eyes, I quickly cut it short by using the back of my hand to wipe it off before it roll down my swollen and plastered cheek. "Did I offend W.A.E.C? to must have been given F9 in chemistry, all my two G.C.E was always cancelled due to exam malpratice of many student of which I was not involved", I pitied myself, I was determined to take the forthcoming one and try my possible best, with God's help, I was going to obtain admission this year. ....My thought was interrupted by a loud wailing, then continuous shouting. I strained my ear to listen to what was going on but to no avail, I couldn't 'pin point' what was going on, I edged closer to my door, unbolted/unlocked the locked hinge, push the door forward, I was met by a very surprising view.... ..."PWWA", i was quick to dodge the oncoming bucket by a thin breath, "Chai, God save my head o, who be that wey won break my skull?" I asked angrily and walked up to the backyard where it was obvious the thrown object came from. "Iya e ma ku leni, I go kill you {your mother go die today}" "Anu ofia, your papa, I no go gree, me and you today ah! Someone must die", I saw two neighbours of mine struggling, engaging in a brawl {Clash of the TITans, Lolz}, Yes! You guessed right, the two 'AMEBOS' that asked what happened to my limping leg the previous day, the state I met them was very very funny, yet it was serious |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 9:29am On Mar 21, 2013 |
Wow.... .... Thats all |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 9:08am On Mar 21, 2013 |
Lol... Sp.ermbot.. F**ktard |
| Literature › Re: Life Of A Shy Ghetto Boy by Rapmaestro(m): 9:05am On Mar 21, 2013 |
Emperortj93: **In wande coal voice** i dey folow u bumper to bumperu are always following gud story... |
| Literature › Re: The Biography Of Foxybone --- A True Life Story by Rapmaestro(m): 7:17am On Mar 21, 2013 |
Emperortj93: **D way ma head dey hot nw, if u put soup untop i sure say e go boil**.... Btw Wic kind ojoro b dis nah, wey my "foxy" start anoda story and nobody care 2 notify muah. **smh in disbelief and jejelly go start readin frm d first page**no vex my buroda |
| Literature › Re: Love In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 6:32am On Mar 21, 2013 |
Emperortj93: (Beat of life: Samba) hahahahahahaha, dis part gat me roflmao. Mehn u're damn funny plus creatives. Btw, keep dem cuminn asap.... |Gud mornin y'all|gud morning bro |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 11:51pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
Confirmed |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 11:47pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
....let 'em keep ccuming in/lyk shopping mall, all is free to come in with comp-any/who dem be!.. Ok... Dey throw spit, like say dey don't know it's stinking/don't ask me 'what?', b4 i blow ya head and it start-ringing/i'm badt at clinging/so i just let em lose, and free dem off their d0pe thinking..don't want it quoted now, *YAWN* many more still ccuming, but sleep no allo....w.. Zzz |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 11:12pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
KAST¡EL-K¡LLz:smh.. My 1naira sha qEekzEe: kas ,,,ah accept yo c/o son!!!,,,,geh d doc,,,yo own too muchdis guy bn dey f0rm d0pest since, make sum1 accept and prove him wrong.. ************ lest i 4get, congratulate me on my 1st victory{lone}, even though na 'SMH TINZ', against Humphrey 'CAPO FIRESTON3', u can always check DRG to confam |
| Literature › Re: Love In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 11:06pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
valboy20: hey...u dnt wana go learn kung fu n tai chi again??see me see wahala o, dis guy dey guess my life, shey make i giv u clue? Check my 1st update on this thread... |
| Literature › Re: Love In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 10:26pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
************************************************************ THE NEXT DAY ...."Eh! Mòógbè o, I don die today, I promise not to do it again" I pleaded sleepily as I felt a light kick to my thigh, I slowly opened my eyes, silently praying not to see the heavily built cycler towering over me, I eventually opened my eyes, looked blankly till my eyes adjusted to the semi-darkness, towering over me was my dad, "Sleepy head, wake up jorh, come and lock the door from behind, while I leave for work and your brother to his school", he ordered, I muttered something under my breath only my Chi could understand, sleep definitely still at work, I turned to see my brother tying his shoe-lace. "Ok, dad go, i'll close it", I replied, he left with my younger brother, I brought my hand to the table beside me, took out the torch-light, I flashed the beam at the ceramic clock, I wondered how old the clock was, I was told I wasn't born when it was bought, the time says 7:02 A.M, I decided to continue my sleep, I couldn't sleep earlier, due to pains from my injured body parts, I eventually slept from the lullaby blazing from my headphone, obviously, only Beat99.9 F.M could play a melodious, sweet song to me. I slapped the door-hook to its lock and slept some more... ZzzzZz ....."AMA BACHELOR MAKING MY DOUGH" my phone rang, I had changed my ringtone the previous night. I was woken by the loud noise emanating from the Nokia phone, making me wonder wether 'Chinko' phone can compete in anyway with nokia, the noise from the phone added with the noise from the next-door-neighbour's recently repaired generator by quacks makes it a pain in the as$, I thought of bbanging the phone at the nearest hard object, but wait o, what if it was my dad, I brough the phone's screen closer to my heavy eye-lid{sign of the beat of life; SAMBA}, "oh! Na you" I said as I pressed the almost faded green key on my phone, "Hello, guy", I spoke into the receiver, "where you dey na?" the caller asked, "at home, wetin happen?" I asked foolishly, knowing fully well what the caller wanted, "shey you no go come today?" the caller asked again.... "Ehm! Ehm! Ehm! Guy, I'm not coming now jawe, maybe in the afternoon" I replied as I walked over to my hunged mirror..... |
| Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 9:59pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
Choi, i don miss gaan |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 9:55pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
KAST¡EL-K¡LLz:4 ur mind... Just spray bl00d to the blood-filled ground |
| Literature › Re: Love In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 9:31pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
mistaswag: better!lemme quickly freestyle b4 i com type  |
| Literature › Re: Love In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 9:30pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
mistaswag: better!lemme quickly freestyle b4 i com type |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 9:29pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
My ish coming soon.. Typing |
ma no lie ah be SAUCE_KID <:-( ah cum STEAL LINES 
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