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Romance › Re: How Can I Helpher? Pls Say Somethin by Rapsainot(m): 2:12pm On Nov 06, 2014
[size=20]I SMELL SCAM MARRIAGE wink[/size]
Romance › Re: Five Funny Things Men Do When They’re Sick! by Rapsainot(m): 2:00pm On Nov 06, 2014
Ohwhy:
Who?
you undecided
Romance › Re: Can You DATE Someone With TRIBAL MARKS ? by Rapsainot(m): 1:39pm On Nov 06, 2014
Lols, watched the video.... 90% opposed this.... As for me oo, I just can't
Romance › Re: HELP: I'm Light-skinned My Gf Is Light-skinned But Our Baby Is Dark & Ugly by Rapsainot(m): 1:27pm On Nov 06, 2014
During mating, the dodrosis might have been sucked out of mind...... All you need is to caphryste your blasbaric nultidum, the gestation product might have undergone a vulcimioms alkoloblatae, tuisgyro or gsmacium dandratae..... Hope you get my simple analysis?
Romance › Re: Who We Should Get Married To by Rapsainot(m): 11:45am On Nov 06, 2014
KillerBeauty:
Na wa o
Freshtomato:
*Falls from mango tree and breaks waist*
aboyaji:
get married to your grammar first

Romance › Re: Five Funny Things Men Do When They’re Sick! by Rapsainot(m): 11:34am On Nov 06, 2014
Ohwhy:
Why won't I believe it? He had high temp. Though sometimes I wondered if it was from his sickness or from his hhorniness, especially when his hands starts roaming.
@Op, you forgot to add hhorniness to your list.
please are you MizMyColi's sister? angry
Romance › Re: Five Funny Things Men Do When They’re Sick! by Rapsainot(m): 11:05am On Nov 06, 2014
Ohwhy:
Have dealt with sick men.. They try to make a brave face and all buh at the end of the day its "baby am hot, pls hold me". tongue
seriously, you believed it? shocked
Romance › Re: Five Funny Things Men Do When They’re Sick! by Rapsainot(m): 10:58am On Nov 06, 2014
you can't be so sure, you're not a man undecided
Ohwhy:
True! True!! True!!!
Romance › Re: Five Funny Things Men Do When They’re Sick! by Rapsainot(m): 10:57am On Nov 06, 2014
OP, YOU'RE SICK undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Let's Talk About Love. by Rapsainot(m): 10:54am On Nov 06, 2014
[b]The word "love" can have a variety of related
but distinct meanings in different contexts. Many
other languages use multiple words to express
some of the different concepts that in English
are denoted as "love"; one example is the plurality
of Greek words for "love" . Cultural differences in
conceptualizing love thus doubly impede the
establishment of a universal definition.
Although the nature or essence of love is a
subject of frequent debate, different aspects of
the word can be clarified by determining what
isn't love (antonyms of "love"wink Love as a general
expression of positive sentiment (a stronger
form of like ) is commonly contrasted with hate
(or neutral apathy); as a less sexual and more
emotionally intimate form of romantic
attachment, love is commonly contrasted with
lust; and as an interpersonal relationship with
romantic overtones, love is sometimes
contrasted with friendship , although the word
love is often applied to close friendships. (Further
possible ambiguities come with usages "girlfriend",
"boyfriend", "just good friends"wink
[/b]
Romance › Re: What Do U Tink? by Rapsainot(m): 10:50am On Nov 06, 2014
pweedyuz:
A fool remains a fool
im easily annoyed??...hehe...now u want to cover ur exposed ass!!
u started with d immature,kerosene,perfect grammar crap

anyways---All is well!!


btw d way,,,check very well,,,u r probably sniffing urself
grin thank God you accept the fact that you're crude.....so how has been the day kiss
Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday To The Best Mum Ever by Rapsainot(op): 10:43am On Nov 06, 2014
osile2012:
Moral of the post is that this is not Facebook, posting pics of ur mum here is not wise. We are not u friends, Nairaland is filled with all sorts of people, so hope u wont find it offensive if someone insults ur mum here. Everyone has the right to express their opinion. You only share such with friends and family on Facebook and not here.
may I ask you a question?
Nairaland General › Google It: 20 Questions Google Can And Can't Answer by Rapsainot(op): 9:35am On Nov 06, 2014
I went to the cemetery to eat my lunch. I always
like it there. There are plenty of shady trees and
places to sit. The human inhabitants of the place
are uncharacteristically quiet. You can hear every
bird and cricket. I ate my coconut rice and read some
of the gravestones – Mary , aged 42 years;
Prof. Henry , aged 67 years; Margaret, aged 2 weeks;
John, aged 6 years – and it got me thinking.
Leaning back against a cool stone I thought to
myself:

I wonder how old I'll be when I die?

By some automatic almost-biological instinct I
noticed my hand reaching for the phone in my
pocket. Can you believe it, reader? Faced with
the burning riddle of my own mortality, my first
instinct was to Google it. How old will I be when I
die? That is how ingrained the habit has become
of turning to Google whenever I want to know
the answer to some minor factual question.
Luckily I realised my mistake before I had typed
the question. How embarrassing! I don't have to
tell you that I felt pretty foolish. What would
Google have thought of me if I entered a
question like that? What would the dead think?
(Blushing, I glanced around to check that none of
them were looking.)


I'm grateful to be able to use a tool like Google. I
rejoice in the ability to procure instant answers
to some of life's niggling questions. It's a relief to
be able to terminate one's curiosities within
seconds of their gestation. No mistake about it,
there are some questions for which Google
proves to be an indispensable aid. These include,
but are not limited to:


1. Which is cooler, Gangnam style or tattoos?
2. But will facial tattoos hurt?
3. Recipes for boiling an egg?
4. What is twerking and why does Miley Cyrus do
it?
5. Best ways to cheat at scrabble?
6. How to lose weight and influence people?
7. Best kids iPad games about wanton killing?
8. Did the tv show Lost mean anything?
9. How do hippos mate?
10. Why are all Australians so lovable?
11. How to get a perfect body in 30 days?
12. Things to do while waiting for the next episode
of True Detective?
13. I keep fainting while driving truck: IS THIS
DANGEROUS?
14. Who is Justin Bieber?
15. Best pickup lines from bollywood movies?
16. Why are Christians on facebook always so
angry?
17. Why do all my plants keep dying? Where can I
buy better plants?
18. Help!!! What is the number for 911?
19. How to train labrador to stop chewing socks?
20. How to train children to behave as good as
labrador?




But then there are other questions that Google
cannot answer. These are things we have to
carry around a little longer inside us. Such
questions include, but are not limited to:


[b]1. Why is music so beautiful?
2. Did I cry from pain when I was born or mostly
from surprise?
3. Have I ever ruined anybody's life, and, if so, will
I be forgiven?
4. What are the first things?
5. Am I a good father? If not, what does my life
mean?
6. Why do I ask questions?
7. Who would I be if one day my brain was
damaged so that I couldn't use language
anymore? What would become of all my
questions?
8. What is the truest thing I have ever done?
9. What is the truest thing anyone has ever done
for me?
10. Am I lucky to be alive, or unlucky? Does it
make any difference?
11. Will I ever be truly happy, and, if so, will I know
it at the time?
12. Am I loved? (And how would I know for sure?)
13. Do I love? (And how would I know for sure?)
14. Was it my fault the bus driver was so rude to
me? Am I an objectionable person?
15. Do I have a soul?
16. Why are human beings so cruel?
17. If something happened a very very very long
time ago, is it still true?
18. Why are human beings so wonderful?
19. Is there a God, and, if so, where is the best
place to hide?
20. How do I find the right questions? And who
am I asking when I ask them?[/b].
Romance › Re: What Do U Tink? by Rapsainot(m): 9:32am On Nov 06, 2014
only kerosene girls are easily annoyed... Just because a dude called you immature, you took your whole to abuse em as if your life depends on it.... The fact that you're a kerosene girl still remains valid *walks outta thread * asking "why's everywhere smelling like this undecided
pweedyuz:
nd who d hell is this onehuh
ur vacuity is alarming!!!
just because i decided to abbreviate my words nd pitch in a lil pidgin,,,,,,,in essence,,i dont know hw to use perfect grammar nd punctuationhuh

nd also,cos i care to advice someone,dat also makes me immature..

well,,its still early nd i rili dnt have tym for cretin,sappy,chesty,mindless,puddingheads lyk u!!
Romance › Re: What Do You Think Guys? by Rapsainot(m): 9:00am On Nov 06, 2014
so what's the morale of this thread... undecided
Romance › Re: What Do U Tink? by Rapsainot(m): 8:57am On Nov 06, 2014
HERE comes another immature thing..... Stop typing like kerosene girlsrule 21st 21.Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.
pweedyuz:
Easy now.....its too early for all dis....
i admit dere r sum posts u c nd u feel lyk flogging d op....buh its best to just hiss nd move on to d nxt topic instead of wasting ur mb.

back to d topic!!
o.p,,i dnt know wich advice u want make we give u o
u have d keys to d door,,,open it nd enter freely since d owner of d house gave u access!!
Romance › Re: What Do U Tink? by Rapsainot(m): 8:53am On Nov 06, 2014
the poster is a male folk undecided
Romance › Re: 18 Types Of Women Who Are Most Likely To Cheat by Rapsainot(m): 8:48am On Nov 06, 2014
sevantex:
Bros..,U tink they give dt impression at first nii??..,Them smart gan oo..nr tink am
if you can't study them, if you don't know their behaviors then you're definitely not fit for marriage
Romance › Re: How To Appear More Attractive To Women. by Rapsainot(m): 8:11am On Nov 06, 2014
[size=20pt]6) MAKE MONEY
MAKE MORE MONEY
MORE MORE MORE THAN MORE MONEY
[/size]
Romance › Re: Married Men, How Easy Is It To Avoid Extramarital Affairs? by Rapsainot(m): 7:23am On Nov 06, 2014
Lemme siddon
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Voicenote Thread...... by Rapsainot(m): 7:09am On Nov 06, 2014
tosyne2much:
farano sef know say she no get d liver to ban me... Where she wan see d liver ?

Me I don outgrow ban jawe grin.
you don outgrow ban? We go see....
Romance › Re: Hi Lovers, If You're In A Long Distance relationship by Rapsainot(m): 10:23pm On Nov 05, 2014
alexdellafonte:
Hian ? someone help me with machete
hold him firmly *dials 991* excuse me sir, is that the police station? grin
Romance › Re: Hi Lovers, If You're In A Long Distance relationship by Rapsainot(m): 10:16pm On Nov 05, 2014
alexdellafonte:
look @ d face very well ooo, u sure u nt mistaking me for some one else? ,, na only ladies I dey sell to .
LOL
if I hear... *grabs him firmly *
Romance › Re: 18 Types Of Women Who Are Most Likely To Cheat by Rapsainot(m): 10:06pm On Nov 05, 2014
OP , THANKS.... BUT NO SANE BEING WILL GO AND MEET THIS TYPE OF LADIES FOR SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP IN THE FIRST PLACE
Romance › Re: Hi Lovers, If You're In A Long Distance relationship by Rapsainot(m): 10:03pm On Nov 05, 2014
alexdellafonte:
I do
How much re we talking abt here
no be you sell one fake battery for me
Romance › Re: Hi Lovers, If You're In A Long Distance relationship by Rapsainot(m): 10:01pm On Nov 05, 2014
deb6:
Hmm no
https://www.nairaland.com/1936516/how-cope-workaholic-boyfriend


°hope this won't lead to a story that touches the heart?
Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday To The Best Mum Ever by Rapsainot(op): 9:56pm On Nov 05, 2014
osile2012:
Hmmm, Na wa ooo. From people celebrating their Bday to celebrating their parents own, here, soon na grandma and grandpa bday we go see. SMH
what's the morale of your post undecided if you've got nothing sensible to say please Swerve outta my thread
Romance › Re: Hi Lovers, If You're In A Long Distance relationship by Rapsainot(m): 9:46pm On Nov 05, 2014
deb6:
We do chat a lot, and make phone calls whenever we r less busy or feel like hearing each other voice.
But another guy is strafing you

Romance › Re: Hi Lovers, If You're In A Long Distance relationship by Rapsainot(m): 9:35pm On Nov 05, 2014
[size=20]MEANWHILE, ANOTHER SHARP GUY WILL BE STRAFING YOUR DISTANCE LOVER undecided[/size]

Romance › Re: Romancelanders Voicenote Thread...... by Rapsainot(m): 9:20pm On Nov 05, 2014
tosyne2much:
THE VOICE NOTE OF TOSYNE2MUCH
see yanma yanma, you dey pursue moi e-mum undecided farano, please ban tosyne2much... 100years won't be enough



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Thanks for the mention.... You're welcome wink

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