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~Sauron~:
United were robbed in this game.

Sorry for the robbery then

ayusco:
Wenger: "I am calling to tell you to stop tapping up Adebayor and Toure"

Hughes: "I am not Arsene, honestly, " (gigglies)

Wenger: ", because they are soooo important to us. We are a broken team without them - i will NEVER let you have them!"

Hughes: "Well Arsene we'll just have to see, " (puffed out chest and victorious manner)

Wenger: "These players are worth so much to us, you'll never get them for less than £40m!!!! So there!!!!"

Hughes: "Peanuts to us Arsene. We're coming for you and we're going to take Europe by storm!!!!"

Wenger: "i have to go, i dont feel well, "

Wenger hangs up and turns to the rest of the boardroom. Hill Wood, Kroenke, Fiszman, et all are all stony silent.

Wenger : "It's ok, he's gone"

ALL: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Hill Wood: "Brilliant Arsene. I just cant believe it, £40m!!!! £40m!!!!!! For Toure & Adebayor!!!!!!!! Werent you dropping them anyway this year?!"

Current day,

Arsene: "Stan, dont worry. This is the premiership. Robbie Keane went to Liverpool for £20m"

Kroenke: "Robbie Keane!!! What?!!!!!!!!! I just dont get this league. I'll just buy the shares, but i'm not talking to anyone. I might look stupid"

Arsene: "Thats ok Stan. Leave it to me."

Kroenke: "Ok. Arsene. You da man"

Very mischievous

alisa4u:
Γειά
το όνομά μου είναι Alisa Είμαι ψηλός και nice looking θ κοπέλα είδε το προφίλ σας σήμερα, τότε αποφάσισα να ρίξει μερικά λόγια απλά να πω γεια και πώς ήταν σήμερα, εγώ θα ήθελα να γνωστά περισσότερα για εσάς, αλλά και εγώ θα ήθελα να να σας πω για μένα, παρακαλώ θα είμαι πολύ ευτυχής εάν μπορείτε να μου απαντήσει μέσω e-mail μου ώστε να μπορέσουμε να προχωρήσουμε περισσότερο σε γνωστούς μεταξύ τους.
(Myalisa44@yahoo.com)ευχαριστίες Είμαι σε αναμονή για την απάντησή σας, δικά σας Alisa.







Hello
my name is Alisa I'm tall and nice looking girl i saw your profile today, then i decided to drop you some words just to say hello and how was today, i will like to known more about you, and also i will like to tell you about me, please i will be very happy if you can reply me via my email address so that we can go further to known each other.
( myalisa44@yahoo.com )
thanks I'm waiting for your reply, yours Alisa.





( myalisa44@yahoo.com )

See what frustration has caused,so Dayo you think by going to register another username to post an off topic shiit in order to deflect attention away from you that anybody would fall for it,o boy e no work

Ibime:
Arsene Wenger should be charged with fraud for selling Kolo Toure to Citeh.

slimshay:
^^^^Chei who be dis? Mr Crackles don go do sex change oh

Arsene Wenger is a master fraudster!!! How do you get people to buy your 'poop' for millions of pounds. This is getting really hilarious. I thought Manchester City was going to win the league, FA Cup, Carling Cup and Champions League

Now that you've mentioned it,The Prof is truly the Cicero of the transfer markets,ALL the other coaches are students in his school of crafty transfers

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Andre Uweh:
@IKENNAHILL: You do have valuable points in this thread. However, it will be more valuable if you spell IGBO instead of Igbo.

Pardon me bros,but what's the difference,REALLY??

A draw will do the both teams a world of good

~Sauron~:
Obviously, this must be a NEW experience for you.
Ask the older dudes in your CLAN. . . . . .

Older dudes ,please move this silly post to the joke section,sharon you know that by all parameters you're a boy to me and you know that,so don't even go that route.Don't tell me you have such short memories,or how could you so easily have forgotten how I schooled you on a similar topic about two years ago

Anyway,that does not still erase the fact that you and Alex are jittery,so let's stick with that issue;watch out this is obviously looking like a trophyless year for MANSCUM

Adebayor is really a prolific striker @ shitty(he's their highest goal scorer,no?),he's scored 4 goals so far,the same with Vermaelen(a defender at The Arsenal)

ritchboy:
CRAP-CESS-ter SHITty, watagwan?

Nuff draws awgwan man

Two weeks without EPL footy(emphasis EPL) is such a loooooooooong time,I pray all our players come back from the international break without breaking anything,no injuries guys,come back 100% fit,the quest for trophies this term has just begun

Ibori is so desperate now,he is a drowning man,he's bribing and clutching at every straw to avoid drowning,but HE'LL DROWN WITH TIME
Bloody ex-convict

Is the game 5pm Nig time or 4.30pm Nigeria time

soloqy:
Did I not say it? But you guys would not reason with me.

Abeggi make I hear word,did I not say it,yabayabayabdo,wetin you say?in case you've not noticed,it's easier to be pessimistic or to sit on the fence my friend.The game could have gone either way,nothing spectacular was done by TP

HNIC:
Which Manchester team will be the first to beat Burnley this season?

Na yam?
That won't happen this season,you can bet on it,the both halves of manchester are shyte but the blue half seems to be a lot shittier

It's time like these that Akunyili's slogan comes to mind

Nigeria;Good people,Great nation

Man Shitty;small team,small mentality

Man shitty really tried oo,so they eventually equalised those goals,I stopped paying attention to the game when Burnley was up 2-0 ,I had thought the scoreline will end at 4-0,shitty really tried

I seriously rued the two points we threw away at West Ham,with today's result at Wolves,I'm even ruing it more,knowing that had we not thrown away those points,we could very easily have been on top of the table now even with a game in hand

@ Sharon

What's eating you,why're you so jittery
Y'all are scared of the Arsenal this season,I told you before that the EPL this season will be decided between Arsenal and Chelsea,forget about manure,you're too half-spined to do any real damage this season,so no matter the number of useless anti-Arsenal posts you make here,they will all amount to nought.
I sense the fear in you and Alex gay-son,even if you want to keep hiding it,why not borrow a leaf from CA from the chavland,he has better analytical skills than AF,he knows where the real danger lies this season

That statement has long been overtaken by events

@ admin,why is this stale news on the homepage please pull it

reindeer:
But wait
is this a fresh report? there's a date at the top of the post 06.04.09
If its not fresh, why would anyone bring up such a topic except to cause trouble.i just wonder.

EXACTLY
,,,and why is this stale topic on the homepage,except to fan the embers of wahala

dayokanu:
Wetin do madam

This thread is a joke and should be moved to the joke section ASAP

dayokanu:
Exactly my points, Till now no Liverpool fan has posted on this thread.
I also dont think Liverpool deserves to be stickied to the top or why do we have to scroll down to see more active threads when Liverpool deadbeat game threads occupy the top?

Kai see bad belle.Come to think of it,where are the liverpool fans that are wont to infest the sports threads with ynwa whenever the going is good for them,so they were just fair weather supporters

Criz,if in the next three posts,no Liverpool fan shows up,then pls lock this thread and no more stickied-preferences for them

Cristalz:
Liverpool welcome Birmingham to Andield .

See wetin loss of form dey cause,small time you for say na anthill dem dey welcome dem to
Criz durl,don't me,just playing,I know a typo when I see one.How body??

Why would a man do that? any man that does that obviously has a complex problem that he should solve by becoming successful
CHIKENA

donlass:
I feel sorry and ashamed for the Obi of Owa and the entire people of Owa kingdom who allows a dumb and unintelligent kind to rule them.A man who is not attune to the present happenings of the day.

Hmmmm,bros from the above-highlighted,your intelligence is super

donlass:
I feel sorry and ashamed for the Obi of Owa and the entire people of Owa kingdom
Shame to you,the Owa people for allowing a man with diarrhoea of the mouth to rule you people.All we need now in this region,are people with sound education and judgement,that bold and courageous,not the likes of the rotten Obi of Owa,whose mouth is a gutter,and whose heart is a chicken one.

Their Obi may have made a remark that is not in sync with the general opinion within the region either due to selfish considerations in the sense that he probably wanted the FG to see him as "loyal",but I don't think it's enough reason to insult his people who obviously did not ask him to speak for them and I don't tyhink he said he spoke on their behalf,so ease up on the Owa people,except you have another hidden beef for them .
IMO he is speaking for himself as he is even supposed to be more loyal to his community,state,then FG in that order.Maybe if his palace had been bombarded he wouldn't talk in that manner,in any case,the boys have become wiser,nobody listens to let downs like the Obi anymore,so he can blab all he likes,he's on his own

I think I saw that write-up sometime ago,when the amount of collateral damage inflicted on the creek communities of Oporoza and others in Gbaramatu kingdom had not been ascertained,I don't think the Obi still shares that opinion now

jalether:
Dayo, how's your butt hole, wishing you a speedy recovery ,

I no go school oo,which wan com be Dayo butt hole again  ,ohhhh you mean Dayo nyash,he told me he's applying ori oyo ointment ten times daily

slimshay:
Actually na Adolf 'MadMan' Hitler cause am. Mumu. You are still looking for who to blame ehn. Dont worry, Liverpool have always said they will never self-service alone. Now they have the world heavyweight champion self-servicer as companions.

Hehehehehehehe

Mazembe can’t stop us – Emetole

Heartland FC coach, Kelechi Emetole, says his side is primed for victory in this weekend return leg final of the Orange CAF Champions League in the Congolese city of Lubumbashi.

Emetole who guided the Owerri-based club to 2-1 victory in the first leg last Sunday declared that opponents TP Mazembe will be under much pressure to stop them from winning the trophy.

The former international, popularly called ‘Caterpillar’, during his hey days said the slim margin victory during the first leg was influenced by the heavy downpour before the match held at the Imo State capital.

“The heavy down pour slowed us down but we were still able to nick the win. In the return leg, we hope it does not rain and more importantly the home team will be under pressure and we’ll have the opportunity to easily score the goals we need to win the cup.”

With Mazembe are basking in confident with the away goal, Emetole, who guided two-time African champions, Enyimba, to their first ever Nigerian Premier League title in 2002, insist his charges are capable of accomplishing the mission impossible at the Municipal Stadium in Lubumbashi.

To him, this would rather bring out the best of his side, making their debut on the continental scene and seeking to wrestle the title at the expense of Mazembe, winners in 1967 and 1968.


“We have been in the situation before and wriggle out. I agree that we have our backs to the wall but that is when you see the best of Heartland and that we’ll surely show in Congo,” assured Emetole considered one of the most respected coaches in Nigeria and assistant to Tunde Disu when the Eaglets lost to Portugal in the final FIFA U-20 World Cup in 1989 in Saudi Arabia.

He has also had stints with top Nigerian Premier League sides Bendel Insurance and El-Kanemi Warriors.

The ‘Naze Millionaires’ formerly called Iwuanyanwu Nationale’s closest to lifting a continental honour was in 1988 when they lost to Algerian side, Entente Setif 4-1 on aggregate in the defunct African Cup of Champions Clubs, now christened CAF Champions League.

The winner of the Orange CAF Champions League will pocket $1.5million and an opportunity to represent Africa at the FIFA World Club Championship, slated for the United Arab Emirates in December. [img][/img]