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striktlymi: Are you Yahweh??

If I was Yahweh, I would probably be preparing Alfa's special torture chamber in the hottest part of hell

Is this planet Earth??

duh! Of course it is

Guy, Alfa has every right to report you and have you banned if you keep up with this 'harrassment'.

Why can't his Satanic master ban me? He has to wait for nairaland mods to do that cos satan can't do a simple thing like placing someone on a ban.

Ajibam: an archangel is enough,,

Nah! Have you ever wondered why Luciferous Von Satanus felt he could take out Yahweh? Hell, he even convinced one-third of Yahweh's soldier to join him. Do not underrate him, i see him coming tops if this match should take place.

striktlymi: Why not mind ya business??

It became my business when Luciferous von Satanus decided to pitch his tent on earth. I curse the day he harbored his eveel (advanced form of evil) intention to take over the heavens. Yahweh doesn't take such insolence lightly.

What exactly happened to the previous complaint(s) thread?

Alfa Seltzer: You have been misinformed.

Nah. The source of my information is inerrant and as such contains no false information.

Emusan: God has visited me personally in my room 2005 & 2008 I wasn't in a trance nor dream but while I was praying. Very sweet to experience God's presence than reading Holy Bible only.

Shalom!

* For what reason did he visit you?
* Was he physically present in the same room as you? (emphasis on the "physically"
It's not enough for you to just say God visited you while you were praying, you have to give more info than that. Thanks.

Alfa Seltzer: Please don't talk of yahweh here.

is satan scared of the name? Satan must be a sissy, no wonder he was beaten silly by Michael.

*following*

Alfa Seltzer: Wolves attack me,
yet i walk on

For where? Nigeria here, u sure say no be ordinary dog u dey mistake as fox..... Sorry...... Wolf

Birds pluck out my eyes,
yet I see.

no wonder u dey mistake dog as wolf, ur eyes has lost it's primary ability.

Strength has always been within,
I just had to find it.

but Randy Orton or John Cena go still beat u sha

Satan, you are my fire.
I will ascend with you,
my beloved, Father.

you are on your own.

Alfa Seltzer: You boast like a xtian and like a xtian, it's all empty words.

Why is the bum so scared to show his face? Oh! He's just an empty word.

Alfa Seltzer: You can always try. Hahaha. He is waiting.

I come from a long line of demon slayers. Slaying satan will just be like a walk in the park.

Alfa Seltzer: I see what you did there. You are one of us. Greetings.

One of you? Nah!The devil had better be wary of me. I got my sights on his throne.

Alfa Seltzer: Where please? Show us.

Do you think you can defend the indefensible? The bible is always right and it is written that your lord and master will soon be cooling his heels in red hot larvae along with you and every other human that refuses the pointless sacrifice of Jesus.

Alfa Seltzer: He has never lied. Those are accusations without proof.

It's there in the ''word of God''. Jesus himself confirmed it.

To keep humans in check!

Is it homosexuality week on nairaland?
#justcurious

Alfa Seltzer: He hears you and wants you to know that none of these is His fault. Hell is a sweet place and you'll love it.

Considering the fact that he has been touted as the father of all liars, i doubt that.

errm, satan, dudee, you know you could have left earthlings out of your silly power games with yahweh. Why didn't you fall down on mars or any other deserted planet? Now, yahweh, your nemesis, has threatened to torture us along with you. If I don't make heaven, hell will be unpleasant for you!!!!

tobechi20: You err siree, the bible isnt always interpreted literally.

At times words symbolising earthly meaning are used to describe heavenly action.

E.g when the bible saig God walked, .....walking is a physical atribute ...the walker must have legs......God is spirit, has no leg, so he didnt walk...he only moved......

How does an omnipresent being move? Isn't he supposed to be everywhere and nowhere at the same time?

Denominations? Is atheism a religion? Oh, wait, it is a way of life. Mtcheew

Who da hell allows blind men to walk around a zoo without any guide?

But the Christian God isn't immaterial. He walked in the garden of eden, he called out to Adam, he settled on a mountain, Moses saw his shadow, Jacob fought with him and a host of others.

italo2: Pay attention to your fellow Atheists. They are exhibiting what I told you about.

So, atheists are inherently bitter because their comments on nairaland are a dead giveaway to their actual life. Wow! So logical. You, sir are a shining light to this generation.

Lordlexy: If you read properly with an open mind, you would have undertand my point perfectly well. If you care to buttress you point properly, i will oblige. God's love is unconditional. The only pre-requesite is to accept Christ.

Listen to yourself, I could re-phrase that as "God's love is unconditional but the only condition is to accept Christ. How is that unconditional?

^^^ It's obvious that you haven't experienced this love that you talk about. You just went about posting stuff about Israel and Abraham. And by the way, do you know that the god portrayed in the bible does not love unconditionally?